Mein Kampf

Gospel

Hitler's Children's book

Mein Kampf was Adolf Hitler's LiveJournal before LiveJournal was invented. At about 650 pages, there was no aspect of his heart-rending loneliness and misery which went undescribed in it. Although the book is mainly about Mr Hitler's early years and about the social problems of 1920s München, it's hyped and banned in many countries for it's alleged exposure of the Jews and their many lies and lesser known facts.

History

It is common knowledge among white supremacists black person hating bitches that Mein Kampf is a Bible, which, despite the absolute lack of literary merit in the actual Bible, is meant by them as high praise.

The writing style is, like modern LiveJournals, stream-of-consciousness, focusing entirely on what is wrong with the world and containing absolutely no recommendations for solutions. Being forced to read it and memorize its contents has been proposed as an alternative torture method for suspected terrorists, but the proposal was shot down by retards who thought it would be more politically correct to just deprive the ragheads of sleep, oxygen, and any semblance of sanity; this helps to make them skilled productive citizens when they are released. Also notable in this work is the fact that the Jew are found to be the cause for the calamities of the world only half as much as here. Hitler's investigative abilities were lacking with his available tools, lest he would have discovered that the Jews were indeed responsible for every major and minor disaster in modern history. It is reported that this guy sleeps with a copy under his pillow everywhere he goes. Mein Kampf's well-reasoned and insightful text, excerpted below, can be found here.

Excerpt

All the human culture, all the results of art, science, and technology that we see before us today, are almost exclusively the creative product of the Aryan. This very fact admits of the not unfounded inference that he alone was the founder of all higher humanity, therefore representing the prototype of all that we understand by the word 'man.' He is the Prometheus of mankind from whose bright forehead the divine spark of genius has sprung at all times, forever kindling anew that fire of knowledge which illumined the night of silent mysteries and thus caused man to climb the path to mastery over the other beings of this earth. Exclude him and perhaps after a few thousand years darkness will again descend on the earth, human culture will pass, and the world turn to a desert.

tl;dr: wut?

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See Also

• Bible
• Koran
• Nazi
• Racist
• Genius

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