Hayakain

The basement dweller IRL.

Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, like many other furfags on deviantART, has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obviously (l2spell) sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach. Fortunately, this failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about. (Editor's Note: Your grammar sucks, go back to taiwan and make some tools for me.)

Hatred of ED

He actually took the time to create this, not that it shows any effort.

	“	It's ED, it's not worth reading.	„
	—On refusing to read an ED article.

Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're/I'm just a bunch of faggot(s) who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he/I take(s) the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his/my life just as anyone else would. Except for the author of this article.

Rise to Fame

	“	I'll dismiss you now, you can't put coherent ideas together without lacing them with insults. It's a small mind that cannot hold decent conversation. I have retracted nothing, I have stated everything clearly, you have not done anything except say 'no, you're wrong' over and over and repeating yourself like a broken record. I am neither intimidated or offended by you, and I look forward to what the ED yes men say when you come crying to them that I blocked you.	„
	—On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby.

Thanks to the good folks on EDF, a certain Torture-Device picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the blood-thirsty shark for drama he is, seeked him out and took a bite out of him. Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua bawwed about it and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston.

Gallery

Cancerous fap material About missing Pics

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  Ginger AND furfag? Dear God...
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  Shotacon fag, too.
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  Notice the weeaboo elements in place.
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  Tentacle rape faggotry.
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  How he sees himself.
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  How he really is.
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  How he treats women IRL.
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  His only birthday gift...from himself.

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  He doesn't know how real women behave.
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• Totally not a gay pedo.
  Totally not a gay pedo.
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  His one piece of non-furry porn. Actually kind of erotic.
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  He wants deep into that underage, male cat ass.
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Quotes

	“	I don't even know what yiffing is. I have never pretended to be an animal person. What I draw does not reflect on me as a person in any way.	„
	—He's not a furry, as the gallery above clearly shows

	“	Personally I'm all but immune to trolling so it doesn't bug me, I just wonder why the waste of time posting there.	„

	“	Well it doesn't piss me off, it just makes me wonder if they don't have something better to do.	„
	—ED totally does not offend Hayakain.

	“	1: I draw it because I want to. It's become quite a thing and I'd like to continue it, it'll be good experience. 2: I do not. Those things in real life would be terrifying. 3: I disagree with 'disgusting.' I do not pander to anybody, as you can see with my disregarding the insults to my subject matter of choice.	„
	—He continues to deny his obvious fetish.

	“	I do not despise ED, or any of you. I do think many of you have taken leave of rational thought and the space occupied by a Sailor's Guide to Insults, but there's no hatred here. It's fun to take each angry patron down a peg or two.	„

	“	Just came to chat. I didn't need to come here for attention, you guys lurk on my dA page every day regardless. Hell, you all gave me 100 new watchers and about 2k pageviews in about a week, I don't need ED for attention.	„
	—Failing to defend his case.

	“	No idea what that's about. And I'm no 'furry' of any sort. Drawing anthropomorphic characters no more makes me a 'furry' than drawing cars makes me a mechanic.	„
	—Still trying to defend his case.

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DOX

• Name: Joshua Benefield
• DOB: May 19, 1987
• Location: Atlanta, GA

• Where his house is.
• A closer look.
• Even closer.

E-mails:

• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected] (old)

• AIM: Hayakain

Works at:

• Chick-Fil-A at North Lake Festival
• 3967 Lavista Rd
• Tucker, GA. 30084
• 770-939-9001

• His job's facebook - A good place to dump his porn.

Parents' address:

• 4544 S Hope Springs Rd
• Stone Mountain, GA 30083-5130
• (404) 294-6958
• A picture

Relatives:

• Edward C Benefield (Father)
• Inez M Benefield (Mother)
• Emanuel Joseph Benefield (Brother)

See Also

This weeaboo furfag is onto something.

The faggot's reaction.

• White Knight
• EDF
• Tom Preston
• Krystal
• Sonic - A majority of his "art" portrays Sonic characters.
• Furfag
• Fanboy
• Shotacon - His other fetish.
• Closet furry - Officially denies being a furfag.
• Weeaboo
• E621
• FurAffinity
• DeviantArt

External Links

People Laughing At Him

• Review on The Bad Webcomic Wiki rips him to shreds
• Torture Device utterly humiliating him
• Another DA user calls his comic for what it is
• Preston Mock tumblr
• His art is featured on the lolskeleton tumblr

Profiles

• hayakain
• Sheezy Art
• DrunkDuck - His horrible comic is here.
• E621
• Furaffinity
• deviantART
• His Facebook
• His youtube
• His Facebook group -(lol he's the only member)
• His G+
• More accounts
• Him on steam
• His photobucket
• Flicker
• Myspace
• Another account
• His Y!answers
• His hulu
• His OkCupid!!!
• Another profile
• His flixter
• His old old facebook
• His other Myspace(abandoned)
• His twitter(abandoned)
• His old DA(abandoned)
• His retarded brother's DA

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Featured article January 13 & 14, 2013
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