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{{quote|Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!|Giovanna Plowman}}


[[16 year old girl|16 year old]] '''Giovanna Plowman''' is a suburban [[Slut|teen]] with a lust for attention, and menstrual blood.
[[16 year old girl|16 year old]] '''[[Wop|Giovanna Plowman]]''' is a suburban teen with a longing for spotlight, fame, and menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself consuming a tampon to Facebook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to YouTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9gag, and other such cancerous sources. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's f ame continues to rise, leaving [[EDiot|internet experts]] baffled at what extents the [[Swag|post-postmodern]] youth of America are willing to go to receive their self-assured needed fame.
Giovanna's reasons of sucking a tampon are some where between retarded and brain dead. She claims to "have been dared"m to suck on her own tampon. After this video went viral she went onto her twitter account and bragged about how [[Popular|Attention Whore]] she had become just for sucking on her own tampon. Giovanna likes to brag about having a [[dumb ass|boyfriend]]  due to rumors about how no one would ever want to kiss her after seeing the video of herself and her used tampon. Many celebrities have gone to the liberty of blocking Giovanna's twitter account because she's annoying as fuck. Giovanna even offered to make a "Pad licking video" while her follower amount rose on her twitter account. She believes she is destined for bigger and better things, as well as a ton more fame for her [[stupid|glorious]] rise to fame. Rumors of her having caused suicide went around the internet for a bit. Giovanna believes that bothering other popular twitter users may get her some sort of [[Shit|Fame]]. She constantly does "like for follow" to get attention and throws her [[Whiteknights|Fans]] around like the tools they are to her. She loves posting her camwhore pictures as well as bragging about her [[A-cups|Breast size]] although she is short of realizing no one cares. Giovanna wanted to cause suicide from all of the [[Truth|bullying]] coming from her tampon video. She continually posts very bad menstrual jokes on her twitter like sucking a tampon is a huge accomplishment in life. Giovanna is called a whore by many people, and most guys tell her they wouldn't fuck her after watching her video. Giovanna's ego is higher than she realizes, as this fame will not last forever. Some how people still look up to Giovanna as some sort of role model, despite her "sucky" habits.
 
[[EDiots|A large portion]] of the Internet cheered this decision, and will monitor her descent into her new likely profession of crackwhore.
 
It is not clear what the reaction of her parents is.


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Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!
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—Giovanna Plowman

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for spotlight, fame, and menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself consuming a tampon to Facebook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to YouTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9gag, and other such cancerous sources. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's f ame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their self-assured needed fame.

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This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.
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The video below is a mirror. If it is down when you reach this article, just google it for multiple active mirrors:

Reaction

   
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@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!
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—[1], they're all pretty much like this

The Internet reacted with dismay, and with reaction videos. Oh look, here are some:

 
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I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up
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ewww..
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  • Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
    Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
  • A true puzzler
    A true puzzler
  • She is apparently doing it right
    She is apparently doing it right

Camwhoring

Yes, but why?

   
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I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.
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—https://twitter.com/ItsGiovannaP/status/295343829190602752, She totally does.

   
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I was hungry ok?
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—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

See also

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