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[http://dirtydisneyconfessions.tumblr.com/ Dirty Disney Confessions] is an example of | [http://dirtydisneyconfessions.tumblr.com/ Dirty Disney Confessions] is an example of world class sexual service to provide an outlet to the masses. Created and run by beautiful Nigerian goddess in her mid 20's, this blog gives any and every sexual being the opportunity to confess his or her darkest sexual Disney fantasies. Something about the term "dirty Disney confession" is so arousing, that it surely brings out the subconscious desire in us all, which explains why the blog [http://dirtydisneyconfessions.tumblr.com/post/42639443897/this-shit-is-all-fake-someone-made-it-up-and-nobodys supposedly] has [[over 9000|9300+]] followers (which can be proven thru the notes on the confessions). | ||
== | ==Unlike All Corrupt Things, It's Run By an Innocent Corsetted Princess== | ||
Not only can | Not only can your dad submit his confessions then get an imagemacro personally made, but the amazing Aviva who runs the blog will answer personal questions too. Because obviously we want to know what the fuck is going through anyone's head who would sit at a computer all day fapping to [[DO NOT WANT|Disney porn]]. Right. Anyway, you can ask whatever fucking thing you like and the Tumblr famous Aviva will answer while light shines down on her and wind blows thru her hair. Yes, that's right. Shes actually pretty. With her circle lenses and curled wig, she can be proud to express herself as a wonderful woman of high pigmentation. She usually responds with text but sometimes she appears in pics and even videos, which can easily be fapped to. Scientists say that this is a brilliant scheme by the worlds first properly speaking black woman found in the united states. But the flaw in this scheme is that [[you|a common idiot]] will realize shes not a whore or a slut and the anons that want to fuck her sadly don't stand a chance, much less a chance with a Disney character. Some anonymous users claim Aviva is a well-paid scripted actor, however....if you notice on the blog itself there are no ads or commercials which in turn deems that this blog makes 0 money in its effort to please the masses, so the idea of anyone being 'well-paid' to fake a user admin is beyond a feasible idea. This anon claims Aviva has nothing better to do than to fake the world and has this whole elaborate (and seemingly unrealistic) plan to trick the internet into oblivion (yeah ok, that makes sense). <s>how else can you explain 9000 followers?</s> ...well, look at her....she will ride your dick and then fuck you with hers, people love that. | ||
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Dirty Disney Confessions is an example of world class sexual service to provide an outlet to the masses. Created and run by beautiful Nigerian goddess in her mid 20's, this blog gives any and every sexual being the opportunity to confess his or her darkest sexual Disney fantasies. Something about the term "dirty Disney confession" is so arousing, that it surely brings out the subconscious desire in us all, which explains why the blog supposedly has 9300+ followers (which can be proven thru the notes on the confessions).
Unlike All Corrupt Things, It's Run By an Innocent Corsetted Princess
Not only can your dad submit his confessions then get an imagemacro personally made, but the amazing Aviva who runs the blog will answer personal questions too. Because obviously we want to know what the fuck is going through anyone's head who would sit at a computer all day fapping to Disney porn. Right. Anyway, you can ask whatever fucking thing you like and the Tumblr famous Aviva will answer while light shines down on her and wind blows thru her hair. Yes, that's right. Shes actually pretty. With her circle lenses and curled wig, she can be proud to express herself as a wonderful woman of high pigmentation. She usually responds with text but sometimes she appears in pics and even videos, which can easily be fapped to. Scientists say that this is a brilliant scheme by the worlds first properly speaking black woman found in the united states. But the flaw in this scheme is that a common idiot will realize shes not a whore or a slut and the anons that want to fuck her sadly don't stand a chance, much less a chance with a Disney character. Some anonymous users claim Aviva is a well-paid scripted actor, however....if you notice on the blog itself there are no ads or commercials which in turn deems that this blog makes 0 money in its effort to please the masses, so the idea of anyone being 'well-paid' to fake a user admin is beyond a feasible idea. This anon claims Aviva has nothing better to do than to fake the world and has this whole elaborate (and seemingly unrealistic) plan to trick the internet into oblivion (yeah ok, that makes sense). how else can you explain 9000 followers? ...well, look at her....she will ride your dick and then fuck you with hers, people love that.
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