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==Generally Useless Shit==
With great obsession comes obsessive marketing!  With everyone under the sun firmly entrenched in the carnal pleasures of seared piglet flesh it comes as no surprise that every other two-bit hack is trying to "cash in" on the trend, with every manner of pointless products to liter your shelves and needlessly complicate your meandering little life with.  All of them of course grossly over priced, manufactured in Mexico or chiseled out in China via Commie, consumerist pandering, profiteers running slave labor shops shelling out shiny, shit grade, shlock to any available dumbfuck American idiot who will buy into it.
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Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Board_Games_-_Big_Adventure.jpg|Because where would your life be without bacon board games?
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Board_Games_-_WWBD.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Clothing_-_Hat.jpg|Jam itself down your throat and choke you to death?
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Clothing_-_Shoes.jpg|Wowza, these are stylin!
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Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Clothing_-_Suitcase.jpg|Classy!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Clothing_-_Wallet.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Air_Freshener_-_01.jpg|For those who can't get enough of free basing farm animals!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Air_Freshener_-_02.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Air_Freshener_-_03.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Scented_Bubbles.jpg|Air fresheners make some sense, but what in the frosty fuck are [[you]] gonna do with a bacon scented BUBBLE MAKER?!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Scented_Candle_-_01.jpg|Man Candles...for the manly man!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Fragrant_-_Scented_Candle_-_02.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Ornament.jpg|Because nothing goes together better than Christmas and bacon!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Plushie.jpg|For the bacon plushophile, it's your own little rape rag!  :D
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Office_-_Envelops.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Office_-_iPod_Cover.jpg|Servin up a side of douche-bacon with this little hipster holder.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Office_-_Lamp.jpg|Just how in the hell did we ever live without THIS?!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Office_-_Mousepad.jpg|It'll match perfectly with yer grease molested little grubbies.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Office_-_USB_Drive.jpg|Doubles as an unintended doggy delight the minute you look away!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Bandages.jpg|Wrap yer boo-boos in bacony bandages.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Floss.jpg|And once you finish bacon flossing you can regular floss the bacon grease from yer teeth.  Wow, it's like double yer duty, double yer dipshit!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Lip_Balm.jpg|Fat chicks love it!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Lube.jpg|Lube up with bonafide bacon grease for all yer bestiality business!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Mints.jpg|And afterwards you can suck a regular mint to get rid of yer rancid bacon breath.  Double yer duty, double yer dipshit again!  :D
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Soap.jpg|Don't [[you]] <i>already</i> smell enough like a sow?
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Hygeine_-_Toothpaste.jpg|Nothing better than the shimmering shine of pork slather.
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==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 05:49, 13 March 2013

Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat and the "B" in BLT. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society who believe that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can agree against bacon's significant place in the Internet.


Push Button; Receive Bacon

Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.


I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.


Generally Useless Shit

With great obsession comes obsessive marketing! With everyone under the sun firmly entrenched in the carnal pleasures of seared piglet flesh it comes as no surprise that every other two-bit hack is trying to "cash in" on the trend, with every manner of pointless products to liter your shelves and needlessly complicate your meandering little life with. All of them of course grossly over priced, manufactured in Mexico or chiseled out in China via Commie, consumerist pandering, profiteers running slave labor shops shelling out shiny, shit grade, shlock to any available dumbfuck American idiot who will buy into it.

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