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LoneWolf1984, aka Dan, is a 29 year old creationist bred inside a basement by two homosexuals who didn't love each other enough, so Dan had to flee to DeviantArt to tell the world about Jesus, while he was busy wanking his tiny crucifix to horrible furry porn.

Dan became infamous on Fundies Say The Darndest Things, and even spawned a moronic meme known as "Lonewolf that you?"

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	“	The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls. If you are picking on me cause I'm a christian. You are actully helpping me getting richer in Heaven. Every time you call me dumb or anything like that. You are really create a crown for me in Heaven.	„
	—Dan's signature on DA

	“	I have some questions for you? You live in a house right? Was your house made out of thin air? How can you prove to me that a builder build it Right? You probably have Paintings hanging off the wall right? How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings? Was the Painting made out of thin air? You probably have a car right? Was the car made out of thin air? Accidents are ugly cause I was in one. How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian? Why does the season Changes each year? Why does leaves fall not in spring?	„
	—LoneWolf understands science

	“	You are the one mentaly ill. You are just jeolus because I am Gods child. If you die and if your name isnt in the Book Of Life. You well go to Hell. My names in the Book Of Life. Is yours?	„
	—BOOK OF LIFE

	“	I'm not afraid by you people. Just like Daneil wasn't afraid. When God'd closed the lions mouths.	„
	—-LoneWolf1984

	“	The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls. If you are picking on me cause I'm a christian. You are actully helpping me getting richer in Heaven. Every time you call me dumb or anything like that. You are really create a crown for me in Heaven.	„
	—Another signature on DA

	“	You poeple call me dumb yet is you believed we came from monkeys. If we were in evolution. Then how come we are not evoluting now? Can you answer me that?	„
	—-Dan age 24

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 '''LoneWolf1984''', aka '''Dan''', is a 29 year old creationist bred inside a basement by two homosexuals who didn't love each other enough, so Dan had to flee to DeviantArt to tell the world about Jesus, while he was busy wanking his tiny crucifix to horrible furry porn. <br />
 <center>[[File:Lonewolf1984.jpg|Dan in all his beauty]]</center><br />
-Dan became infamous on [[shit|FSTDT]], and even spawned a moronic meme known as [[Meme|"Lonewolf that you?]]"<br />
+Dan became infamous on [[shit|Fundies Say The Darndest Things]], and even spawned a moronic meme known as [[Meme|"Lonewolf that you?]]"<br />
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 <center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MULTI QUOTE NAME|background-color:#fff; width: 500px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls.

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