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Preacher717, or Larry, is a good Christian YouTuber who preaches against the evils created by the Devil! The usual group of people he preaches against are usually Fags, Jews, Pedobear, and many many more groups. This shows how lonely the guy really is.
Spreading the Word of God
Since Preacher717 has no life, he takes out his Holy Megaphone and shouts the Word of God from the Bible towards the sinners since he thinks he's Jesus. He also has people following him thinking he's the Holy Lord as well, but will be disappointed when the real Jesus comes and closes the pool on them all. Remember, even though he argues that his freedom of speech has been violated many times by the Police, he will delete any comments arguing that the Police actually do that to everyone. Of course, like many Christians such as himself, fantasy is the truth.
Here's how he spreads the Word of God at a daemon with Love:
He has also admitted to having gay sex with other street preachers, such as his close friend Ruben Israel.
His Crusades
Ever since he got off his sofa and started shouting the Bible at sinners, he has started a Holy Crusade against those who follow the Devil! On his trip, he meets a whole bunch of people whom he calls Sodomites and tries to end their sins by using his powers, given by God, to smite the demons inside the sinners.
Just recently, Preacher717 was arrested for preaching the Word of God in front of a crowd of Scandinavian people during their nation's birthday! Praise Jeebus!
Pick a Fight and Crush Feet
Also, he always acts like an innocent man who has never committed any sins and is only spreading the Word of God because he loves us all. Though be careful if you meet him and his army! They will "pick a fight" and "crush feet" anyone who defies them.
Preacher717 Hates the Police!
His fight for the Unborn...For Great Justice!
Usual Stuff he calls at the Unbelievers
- You're a sleazy Sodomite!
- You confuse Catholicism with Christianity!
- Read the Bible!!
- BIBLE!
- (After someone pwnz him) Wrong!
- You are a Whore!
- Repent or Parish!
- The Bible is 100% [[lie|truth!]
- The Bible has 100% true prophecy!
His Followers
- Ruben Israel (Preacher717's new best friend)
Shonstation (Knows Fucking Everything)BALEETED!Zaktuta (Iz an rtard)BALEETED!WilliamBraskyIV (Is against anything that is faggoty, including the L-Word)SUSPENDED!- RepentofSin (Loves God a bit too much)
defenderoftruth (Preacher's biggest fan)BALEETED!- PastorLevi (Preacher's Old Best Friend)
Preacher's Website
- http://biblicalresearchcenter.org/ BALEETED!
See Also
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