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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sonicfox'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'' Real Name|Dominique McLean'''}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Given Names| Sonicfox, Sonicfox5000}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Birthday|March 2, 1998'''}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Species|[[Gay|Homo]]'''}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Sub-Species|[[Nigger|Black]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Genus|[[Furry]]'''}} | |||
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[[ | <div style="text-align: justify">'''Sonicfox''', a.k.a. [[Powerword|Dominique McLean]], is a self-described [[SJW]] [[an hero|anti-hero]] of his own making, who, as his [http://archive.is/XIyjn self-promoting] Wikipedia article claims, is capable of mastering all new games and characters at a phenomenal rate, most likely because he won't leave his house without his fur suit on.</div><br /> | ||
<div style="text-align: justify">He has recently made a name for himself by overcoming his blackness and lack of opposable thumbs by becoming the highest-paid fighting games player in the world as of December 2018, proving that it is possible to make a living without having a life.</div><br /> | |||
<center>'''[[ | <div style="text-align: justify">Like most left-leaning [[leftards|libtards]] with newfound fame, he is convinced that there is a right-wing conspiracy against him and has no qualms about voicing it, in some rather spectacular and [[lulz|lulzy]] ways. We must admit, it is better than most sitcoms on TV.</div><br /> | ||
{{Quote|I’m gay, Black, a furry—pretty much everything a Republican hates|[https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/gay-black-furry-sonicfox-esports-far-right/ Sonicfox at Game Awards]}}<br /> | |||
{{center|<big>'''[[Sonicfox|(( EVERYONE HATES A FURRY ))]]''' </big>}} | |||
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| Sonicfox | |
| Real Name | Dominique McLean |
| Given Names | Sonicfox, Sonicfox5000 |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Birthday | March 2, 1998 |
| Species | Homo |
| Sub-Species | Black |
| Genus | Furry |
Sonicfox, a.k.a. Dominique McLean, is a self-described SJW anti-hero of his own making, who, as his self-promoting Wikipedia article claims, is capable of mastering all new games and characters at a phenomenal rate, most likely because he won't leave his house without his fur suit on.
He has recently made a name for himself by overcoming his blackness and lack of opposable thumbs by becoming the highest-paid fighting games player in the world as of December 2018, proving that it is possible to make a living without having a life.
Like most left-leaning libtards with newfound fame, he is convinced that there is a right-wing conspiracy against him and has no qualms about voicing it, in some rather spectacular and lulzy ways. We must admit, it is better than most sitcoms on TV.