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'''''Devil May Cry''''' is a [[video game]] series by [[Crapcum|Capcom]] in which you play as a [[gay]] [[emo|demon/ human half breed]] named Dante, dressed up as a [[goth]]. Considered [[Shit|a masterpiece]], this series has spawned three sequels and one [[piece of shit]] reboot. It was the predecessor to [[Bayonetta]], because Hideki Kamiya realized how shitty working for Capcum really was and he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the [[faggots]] that they really are, didn't give Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to [[Ninja Theory]] in spite, who trashed the series for good. | |||
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*'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a [[half-breed]] born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | *'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a [[half-breed]] born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | ||
*'''[[Homo|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's gay twin brother. They have gay sex all the time. | *'''[[Homo|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's gay twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time. | ||
*'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. | *'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally. | ||
*'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish]] is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her | *'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish]] is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an [[Oedipus Complex]]. She has lightning that comes out of her pussy. | ||
==Fandom== | ==Fandom== | ||
We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass. | We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass and are all [[homosexuals]]. | ||
{{Gaming}} | {{Gaming}} | ||
{{Homosexual Deviants}} | {{Homosexual Deviants}} | ||
Revision as of 05:15, 31 October 2014
Devil May Cry is a video game series by Capcom in which you play as a gay demon/ human half breed named Dante, dressed up as a goth. Considered a masterpiece, this series has spawned three sequels and one piece of shit reboot. It was the predecessor to Bayonetta, because Hideki Kamiya realized how shitty working for Capcum really was and he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the faggots that they really are, didn't give Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory in spite, who trashed the series for good.
Characters
- Dante - Our SSStylish hero is a half-breed born from a human woman and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with Sparta, which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into Edward Cullen in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass.
- Vergil aka Nelo Angelo - Dante's gay twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time.
- Lady aka Mary - A young bitch with a huge ass rocket launcher titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally.
- Trish - Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her pussy.
Fandom
We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass and are all homosexuals.
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