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'''RoboCop''' is an Americunt [[cyberpunk]] media franchise involving the adventures of Alex Murphy, a Detroit [[Pig|police officer]], who gets pwned in the line of duty and then has his remains transformed into a clunky, humourless [[cyborg]] at the behest of a shady mega-corporation. Thus equipped, Murphy battles both [[Person of color|violent crime]] in a severely decayed city and the blatantly [[White people|corrupt machinations]] within ''Omni Consumer Products''. | |||
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RoboCop gets raped by Eric Newman and Marc Abraham. | RoboCop gets raped by Eric Newman and Marc Abraham. | ||
=== | ===Our RoboCop Remake=== | ||
Online RoboCop parody; the only good scene is were he shoots a mob of rapists in their dicks. | |||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
==O.C.P Gallery== | == O.C.P. Gallery == | ||
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<center>'''Robocop shooting a bunch of dicks in the dick'''</center> | <center>'''Robocop shooting a bunch of dicks in the dick'''</center> | ||
<center><youtube>qx2GuZMfNp8</youtube><br> | <center><youtube>qx2GuZMfNp8</youtube><br> | ||
'''EDited for TV'''</center> | |||
'''EDited for TV''' | |||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
{{kym|memes/robocop-on-a-unicorn|RoboCop on a Unicorn}} | {{kym|memes/robocop-on-a-unicorn|RoboCop on a Unicorn}} | ||
*[http://vimeo.com/86014703 A remake of | *[http://vimeo.com/86014703 A remake of RoboCop] Now with extra [[pain series|'''exploding cock''']] action! | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:57, 18 January 2019
mayordavebingpwnd by Kickstarter.
RoboCop is an Americunt cyberpunk media franchise involving the adventures of Alex Murphy, a Detroit police officer, who gets pwned in the line of duty and then has his remains transformed into a clunky, humourless cyborg at the behest of a shady mega-corporation. Thus equipped, Murphy battles both violent crime in a severely decayed city and the blatantly corrupt machinations within Omni Consumer Products.
RoboCop
RoboCop is an essentially accurate depiction of 21st century Detroit save for the overall effectiveness of law-enforcement portrayed. There are some further inaccuracies which can be highlighted thus:
- Upon returning to his former home Robocop finds it to be empty and with a fully functional electricity supply; all homes in Detroit are immediately stripped of all wiring and plumbing by marauding niggers upon being vacated.
- During the riot scene, white people can be observed stealing tube televisions; there are no white people in Detroit and even ignorant coons know enough not to bother with CRTs in the digital age.
- The plexiglass protecting gas-station/convenience store windows in the movie is considerably thinner than the plexiglass in real Detroit area stores; the liquor store with no plexiglass at the beginning of the film is a work of complete fiction and even less believable in Detroit than a robotically augmented police officer.
Aspects which remain true to life are the giant tanks labelled "toxic waste" arbitrarily sitting around the city and the fact that everybody has a gun.
RoboCop 2: Electric Boogaloo
RoboCop fights a butthurt drug-fuelled robot.
RoboCop 3
RoboCop fights a flying gook robot although sadly the formerly lulzy violence is reined in.
RoboCop: The Series
Quornography.
RoboCop: The Cartoon
Why?
RoboCop: The Comic
Shit art.
RemakeCop 2014
RoboCop gets raped by Eric Newman and Marc Abraham.
Our RoboCop Remake
Online RoboCop parody; the only good scene is were he shoots a mob of rapists in their dicks.
O.C.P. Gallery
EDited for TV
External links
- A remake of RoboCop Now with extra exploding cock action!
See also
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