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== History ==
== History ==
Our Story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot up the sandniggers]] back in 2019. Since he Livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this would cause a bunch of retarded Incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[High score]] attempt would not be by some Autistic /Pol/ Lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}}
Our Story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot up the sandniggers]] back in 2019. Since he Livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this would cause a bunch of retarded Incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[High score]] attempt would not be by some Autistic /Pol/ Lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}}.





Revision as of 22:08, 22 December 2024

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All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Remember that, Insensitive Fuck !.
Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who Won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a Disciple will go Horribly wrong and they will be worse than or similar to Door cuck.



Tarrant Kids
Born March 15, 2019
Nationalities: Global
Occupations Varies
Highscore Killed 54 , injured 63
Top 50? #36
Style FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'N'Slash, Co-op
An Hero? N/A
Motives Various
Collective: White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian Identity (some), Atheism (some)
Individual: Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Faggot, Gender dysphoria, Online Bullying, schizophrenia, Baldness,


Tarrantulas (Aka Tarrant Kids, Tarrant clones) are the racist Moralfag cousins of columbiners Who were groomed by Glowniggers on Trooncord became Enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy Natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to Niggers, Spics, Kikes, Azns, White race Traitors, and most notably, Sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have been Barely able to top one person. Despite the White supremacist nature of Being a Tarrant Kid, You can be a Mudnigger-Spic mix and Still be one. The danger from Tarrantulas range from actually topping the scoreboard to Being unable to cause any damage whatsoever.

History

Our Story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot up the sandniggers back in 2019. Since he Livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this would cause a bunch of retarded Incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first High score attempt would not be by some Autistic /Pol/ Lurker, but by a Turkroach.


First Disciple of the lord

For more information, see John Earnest

On April 27, 2019, A Deformed Mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a ZOG outpost with a California Compliant Ar-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess before running away like a coward and getting V&. This, However was foreshadowing what was to come

High Scores

Symptoms

These are the common warning signs of becoming infected with Tarrantula poison