Scoutgender

	“	i might be getting two stepsiblings in the future and im prayin to the lord jesus they aint cis -vade	„

The face of Scoutgender, contrary to common belief, does NOT look like this innocent and adorable creature.

Legend has it that wasps repel the holy grasp of Vade. This is for your protection.

Science has shown that most readers of this article would wish to do this to Vade because they have been infected by the stupidity.

Somebody tried to vandalize this article with butthurt revisionism. The resulting edits, somehow, actually make him look worse than this article does. You can view the final edit before the banhammer came down, here.

Scoutgender or Vade, as he is most commonly known as, is a type of cancerous being that exists primarily on the infamous site known as Tumblr. Most famous for his circle jerking within the Social Justice Crowd, being sexist and transphobic (despite claiming to be neither of those), Scoutgender's life has become something of a truly outstanding miracle, worth researching about. This includes fatshaming others despite being a whale lord itself (See gallery). Also known to have a fetish for strawberries and wanting to fuck animals, and get high on drugs.

Vade is a tranny, born a woman, then identified as a man, then started identifying as "it" instead. Gets really pissed off when not referred to by his\her proper pronouns; it, or 'sprout'.

Despite her main campout being in Tumblr, she frequents Reddit and 4chan as well. He is not human, as he is multiple gender (most recent genders include: kingender, snarlgender, puzzlegender, antigirl, nyctogender, neurogender, masochgender, nesciogender, voidfluid), multiple system, otherkin, ignorant of other cultures and who knows what this damned thing ISN'T. From his own words, they describe their confusing existence as "I am a fennec nature god reincarnated into a human vessel possibly for perspective purposes but i am not entirely sure". It is basically, the living paradox.

Because he thinks that people can never change from their pasts, everything from Vade's past applies to Vade's present. This therefore, makes Vade, the Self-Labeled Fennec God of Everything, a retard, and a special snowflake.

Biography

Oh such humble origins.

Vade was birthed from the womb of a fennec fox in 1995 in the middle of the desert. But tragedy struck as he soon grew to know that his den was ableist because they did not understand Vade's need to be cared for twenty-four/seven. So Vade left them to search for a new home, which was soon to be later Tumblr. Before being corrupt with social justice warriorism, Vade was an innocent teenager who talked like the main character from that fic. Despite this origin, Vade would become a full out fucktard. The beginning of Vade's meaningful tumblr existence began with the url of scoutgender.tumblr.com.On this blog is where Vade would use the fictional character, Scout (from Team Fortress 2), to further his social justice dominance.

One of the most important events that had happened as Vade transformed into her new transtrender identity involves a death. Vade actually had a boyfriend named Kenneth. Already being depressed and stressed, he has reported via anonymous option on a Emptyclosets thread that "Vade became trans because they read a manga about a trans middle school boy" and that Vade, after reading said manga, dropped all their old friends and centered everything in their lives into being about trans. Vade has refused to go to the doctor, and Kenneth highly doubted that Vade had hormone imbalance. Vade soon appears in an attempt to defend herself, and then Kenneth disappears. The full thread can be viewed here. Soon after, Kenneth committed suicide, and Vade's actions definitely contributed to the suicide. In the yeras that would forward, Vade would use the death of her boyfriend that she cared nothing about as a trigger, as a source of self-aggrandizement and as a way to further the angst.

Because who else would care enough to make this blog? Only Vade.

Along with trying to bring justice to otherkin and certain types of transgenders, Vade would lure in "friends" by the impressive aura of power, when in reality he is alone. This is further proven with the creation of the anti-scoutgender blog, because who honestly uses his stupid kits pronouns and says yehaw like that? Only Vade.

This fiasco would be only furthered by the creation of the "tf2fandomisproblematic" blog, which was the peak of Vade's supposed "fame". This blog's goal was trying to police the Team Fortress 2 fandom with a few other allies. Along with trying to say making white Demoman original characters was whitewashing, creating an avoid list of people to block and stay away from, and to deciding that he was the god of the fandom, and a whole lot more justice. One occurrence was when a fan artist made a Cancer Alternate Universe (which is bascially a fictional scenario), and Vade called her out on it. After putting her on the avoid/block list of tf2fip, Vade made her bend over like a whore and apologise for being "ableist scum". Another example is with the character of the Pyro. Being a masked demon spawn from hell, anyone would imagine the Pyro as anything. Vade actively promoted the idea that anyone who viewed Pyro as cisgender would be better off dead.

Eventually followers of the blog would harass the targeted, leading to a huge wave of negative attention for poor ol' Vade.This led to Vade and the other moderators of the blog to abandon it, only to joke about it ever returning, for he is a coward with a fragile ego. Seriously, this level of god-complex he has is mentally insane. In addition to naming himself so called "god of the fandom", he also constantly refers to himself as the fennec god, which is a shame to the real god of those creatures. Sometime during this era, Vade also became magically autistic, because self-diagnosis is 100% legit.

Post-Scoutgender

Quote by anon. May I add in that this creature is FUCKING NUTS?

Trying to escape his traumatising past, Scoutgender effectively changed his url many many many times to escape the haters, by leaving a very obvious trail. He spends his time mostly coining ridiculous genders that he thinks actually will get popular. Despite trying to escape the controversy from the past, Scoutgender continues to get into pissy little arguments over the internet. One long-standing argument has Vade trying to claim cultural appropriation of Mexican culture against someone (who shall not be named) who is Mexican (despite being white).

After abandoning the url of "Scoutgender", Vade has taken on several other urls, including: officialengie, autisticlayton, autisticleafeon, leafeonkin, cantikin, and now current url, razkin. (Trigger warning: Before clicking that link, tell yourself, "Can I handle bullshit fuckery and not get triggered?" If so, continue.)

Allies

As Vade does not have any friends, but rather slaves or lackeys, here is a small list of the most notable. Most of them, when receiving too much hate, cowardly change their urls into something else, most often something so similar to their old url that it is quite simple to figure out who they are. If it is an attempt to run or hide, it is a very pathetic attempt.

• Aura or currently tedizgender: known for trying to police other people (sometimes other autistics) in what is ableist and what is not, and has suicide baited in the process. Thinks that feeling protective of friends makes her the same to being a fictional pony character.
• officialmedic: famous for harassing a cisgender girl into committing suicide because she did not have a trans headcanon. Currently status unknown.
• tanukurin: former friend of Vade who was dismissed for not agreeing with the fennec god in an argument. Previously, Vade set his followers to send death threats and anonymous hate to him, because of a fake suicide attempt. Current status unknown.
• maromoroneysass: drug buddies with Vade, gets high with him. Because drugs are cool, right?
• transboyscout or currently hoofscout: a delusional idiot who gets triggered when referred to as human. Wants to change their name into Scout (a class from TF2), when it is revealed, no matter what it is. Let us bless Scout's real name to be 'retard'.
• puerluna: a pony fag who tried to vandalise this page and falsely accused others of creating this article. Really puts the ass in assume.

Gallery

Scoutgender About missing Pics

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  The glory of Vade.
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  Vade evolved into WHALELORD, Vade is not impressed!
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  This is the face of our "god" everyone!
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  "17. emo. bisexual. heavy metal. life is depression and misery. follow 4 follow."

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  Not even wearing plaid can hide your humanness, dipshit.
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  ANIMAL FUCKER ALERT!
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  No one would fuck you with your weirdass fetishes.
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  "the holy light shines upon me" The God complex levels are too damn high.
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  Two high-as-shit whales grin like the police just knocked on their door.

Related Articles

• Furry
• Otherkin
• Transgender
• Social Justice

External Links

• A much more in-depth look into the insanity that is Vade.
• Receipt Blog for Vade (Trigger Warning: May lose braincells from stupidity)
• Cwcki Forum Filled with Vade's bullshit

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