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[[File:nazipugowner.jpg|thumb|250px|Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain]] | [[File:nazipugowner.jpg|thumb|250px|Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain]] | ||
In April [[2016]], a [[North Britain|Scottish]] guy had a wonderful idea. | In April [[2016]], a [[North Britain|Scottish]] guy had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had bought a little pug dog, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words '''"Shall I gas the Jews?"''' and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words '''"Sieg Heil!"''' He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got [[srsly|arrested]] for [[1984|"hate crime".]] Welcome to the United Kingdom. | ||
His girlfriend had bought a little pug dog, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. | |||
For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words '''"Shall I gas the Jews?"''' and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words '''"Sieg Heil!"''' | |||
He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got [[ | |||
==The evidence== | ==The evidence== | ||
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{{quote|My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable | {{quote|My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable her wee dog is, and so I thought that I would turn him into the least cute thing that i could think of, which is a Nazi.|Markus|who has never seen Nazi twinkporn}} | ||
<center><youtube>SYslEzHbpus</youtube></center><br><br> | <center><youtube>SYslEzHbpus</youtube></center><br><br> |
Revision as of 00:32, 16 May 2016
In April 2016, a Scottish guy had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had bought a little pug dog, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.
The evidence
—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn |
—Markus, just wanted to piss her off |
Reactions to Nazi pug
—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an |
And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed 6m Jews 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:
The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:
—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real thugs are |
(Someone mirror that video before it gets jewleeted!)
A challenger appears
American guy is inspired by Nazi pug to train up his Nazi dog, and wisely stays anonymous.
See also
- Censorship
- Cops - dumb pigs everywhere in the world.
- Dogs
- Kitler - Cats cosplaying as Hitler.
- Liberalism - responsible for curtailing free speech.
- Nazis
- Scotland
- Sparkling wiggles
- United Kingdom - infiltrated to the core by said cultural marxism.
External links
- "Nazi pug" owner arrested
- A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews
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