Jewcat

Jewcat^✡, also known as Zionistacat, was genetically engineered in a secret Israeli biological weapons lab. This monstrosity is Israel's secret weapon against the Middle East in the long standing Jews v. Arabs case that is presently being settled out of court.

Paranoid scientists created Jewcat in response to fears of Kitler, not realizing in their meth-induced psychosis that Kitler is actually only an ordinary housecat. Jewcat itself was once thought to be a myth; an angry, chubby housecat with a kippah strapped onto its head. However a previously-censored image stolen and leaked by the Israeli Goyim Espionage Network (IGEN) from the Israeli invasion of Lebanon proves that Jewcat is a weapon of war.

Meme Status

Although its image has been spammed across internet message boards, social networking communities, etc., Jewcat has never reached meme status. Given the internet community's a) love of cats; b) hatred of Jews and c) current acceptance of Kitler's status, it is highly likely that Jewcat will be elevated to the level of "minor meme" sometime in the future. Only time will tell.

Jewcat on the Internet

Flickr

Jewcat imitators and Jewcat variations (sometimes in the LOLcats style) have appeared on Flickr, including:

• A Jewish housecat named Morgainne
• Another Jewish housecat
• Yet another Jewish housecat
• Your loan has been approved by Azn-Jewcat and Swiss-Jewcat!
• A shopped Jewcat lookin' good in stylish sunglasses
• LOLJewcats
  • No can has cheezeburger! Not Kosher!11!
  • o shalom, i has convurtad // wher r ur walletz? lolkbai

YouTube

Very strange black-and-white cartoon of a Jewish cat The Adventures of Jewcat, part 1 The Adventures of Jewcat, part 2 Cat wearing a Star of David Annoying woman tries to force her cat to eat matzoh ball soup Boring video of some asshole trying to "convert" his cat Another asshole playing Shabbat Shalom right next to his cat's head Previous Video | Next Video

	“	I feel bad for the cat. Animal abuse trying to convert it to jew. Who want a jew in their house anways?	„
	—jason22160, responding to a failed conversion attempt

Jewcat Image Gallery

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  The chubby Kitler that Jewcat was modeled after
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  Cheeseburgers not kosher!
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  Proof of Jewcat's involvement in Israeli military exercices
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  The haunting image of Jewcat used to profess truth on TOW
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  Jewdog: A myth? An engineered lie? Or another unholy creation?
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  The ultimate fate of Jewcat
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  Zionistacat has evolved into Jewlion!
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  It wasn't long before Palestinians responded in kind.
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  A Zionistacat

See Also

• Cats
• Jews
• Memes
• User:Zionistacat
• Lenincat
• Kitler

External Links

• Jewcat.ytmnd.com - A Jewcat on YTMND
• Jewcat imitator on MySpace
• Jewish housecat "Sam Silverman" - Look at his eyes and notice the apparent presence of a soul (entirely absent in Jewcat)
• Jewcat.com - A attempt to censor Jewcat OTI; host to the Jewels of Princess Cat. Like that makes sense.
• Jewcat did WTC mirror

Jewcat is part of a series on Internet Cats

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