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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.
You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then.
Respect her pronouns!!!11

Galaxyprincet Stargenderprincex, or Asuka is one of over 9000 reasons for you to NEVER let your kid near Tumblr. Residing in the 7th level of hell that is Tumblr's social justice circle, the 16-year-old Galaxyprick identifies as so/sol/sols/solaireself or it/itself. She's Otherkin, identifying as fire, water, aesthetic, a cat, space, Rin Kagamine, Asuka Langley Soryu, and many more. Needless to say, she's a weeaboo. But don't even ask to follow her if you're cis, neurotypical, non-autistic, or white (like her), you oppressive pieces of scum!!1! Supposedly, she is Cherokee, Japanese, and Chinese, but we all know that is a lie.

Trigger happy havoc

Behold the baleful onlookers, bemused by what they see.

Like any SJW, GP loves her trigger warnings. You won't find a post of hers without it being drenched in more trigger warnings than a hooker drenched in cum. Everything is a trigger, from blonde hair to food, suicide, mom, school, boys, shit, cis scum, and life itself. Hopefully one day she'll be triggered enough to get a heart attack.

Some possible triggers. About missing Pics
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Genderwanks and Orientation Boners

Some levels of bullshittery are simply too much to be adequately summarized by the words of another. To that end, here it is, straight from the horse's mouth.

   
 
i identify mainly as galaxiegender! i made it up myself. its kind of hard to explain, but its reserved only for neurodivergent spacekin, and its a poc-exclusive gender. i guess u could describe is as “a gender thats vast and mysterious like the galaxy”. u can id as galaxiegender while identifying as other genders (for example, trigender with magigirl, agender, and galaxiegender or be demigalaxiegender) or u can id as galaxiegender alone!
 

 
 

—We're rapidly approaching Poe's Law here, but it gets demonstrably worse.

   
 
my preferred pronouns are so/sol/sols/solaireself. they come from ‘solaire’, the french word for solar. u do not have to ask to use them, i want them to be used freely.

i also use it/itself, but u should only really use those if u cannot possibbly use my solaireself pronouns.

if you cant use itself pronouns at all (i dont see why u wouldnt be able to lol), then use fae/faer/faers/faeself or they/them. if if i hate u then u must use the solaireself pronouns or else that counts as misgendering me.
 


 
 

—Her most recent pronouns. The spechulness is strong with this one.

   
 
as for orientation, im panplatonic, somewhere in between aroace and nebularomantic, and demisexual
 

 
 

—Can someone decipher what these fucking orientations are?

Mental Illnesses

What special snowflake would Galaxyprick be without a mental disorder? They are all the rage these days in the social justice crowd! Every single one of them suffers from some self-diagnosed condition (usually to use as a 'Get Out of Jail' card) and naturally, this one is no exception. At least she has the honesty to admit it, and surely that counts for something... right? Still, this wasn't enough for our poor Tumblrite GP; she needed to be even MOAR special! Below lies a list of all the disorders she claims to have.

The Self-Diagnosis Sprinkles on Top of the Oppressed Snowflake Sundae

It's particularly funny that she claims to have several personality disorders at age 15, despite medical professionals usually refusing to diagnose them until age 18, to avoid permanently labeling what might be teenage stupidity. She also doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom, and thinks it's funny to then wipe her filthy hands on other girl's faces.

Galaxyprincet finds this article

Oh, boy! Wait, what?!

After being linked to this page she, unsuccessfully, tried to vandalize it to conform more to her tumblr brand of faggotry under the username Riliane; it has been forever preserved here.

   
 
this page was shit so i fixed it also im using tor
 

 
 

—Galaxyprincet, trying to act like an internet tough guy

Galaxy EDits the Article?, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Fucking A, here we go again....

Ha. Ha ha ha. Here we go again.

So Lynn/Galaxias/Rin/whatever you call yourself nowadays. if you're seeing this, hello! We here on the ED welcome wagon have a special message for you:

  1. Please never come back to this page or this website. We don't care what you say ("I HAVE all these illnesses!"), this website is not for you. Encyclopedia Dramatica is OUR safe space, and by harassing us, you are invading our safe space, and therefore harassing us.
  2. Also, quit bothering otherwise normal people- you're the one starting shit with the -phobias you think don't exist (which, spoiler alert: THEY FUCKING DO- THEY'RE JUST THEIR RESPECTIVE -ISM, YOU MORON.
  3. No, OUR favorite characters aren't trans/heterophobic/lighthouse fetishists/mentally ill/300 moles in a suit, and you can't convince most of us otherwise.
  4. No, YOUR favorite characters aren't trans/heterophobic/lighthouse fetishists/mentally ill/300 moles in a suit, and we have explained why we don't think that's so.
  5. Using the 'stop harassing a minor' card is shitty- you're old enough to have a decent understanding of right/wrong, and your 'mental illnesses' don't stop that.
  6. Those mental illness may be real, but you don't have most of them. DID is a questionable disorder for a metric fuckton of reasons, and you have to be 18+ to be officially diagnosed with personality disorders- lol, it's canon, go look it up. :)
  7. You'll grow out of your 'galaxygender, so/sol/solarieself, non-transtrender hating, headcanon-policing, special snowflake' phase eventually. Don't worry!

Oh Shit, She Writes FanFiction Too??

Yep, that's right, and already plaguing the already plagued-with-shite Dangan Ronpa tag with shitfic that has to be seen to be believed, incorporating Undertale and Attack Helicopter-tier pronouns. It's already attracting God-tier copypasta, TRUE AND HONEST reviews and a whole lot of crybabying from her.

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