Lifting Blogs

We know what you're thinking: Tumblr bodybuilders? Gender fluid, transnegro weight lifters who eat vegan diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid, stupid.

Introducing the newest trend happening on the darkest corner of the internet. Known as "lifting," this phenomenon consists of women (and sissy men) who are IRL stealing from stores, and teenagers who are *role playing* as people stealing from stores, who anonymously share their thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar or a mascara pen has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Highest score wins!

Quotes

	“	The fact that shoplifting is okay on here but being straight isn't says a lot about tumblr.	„
	—A blogger weighs in with the facts, triggering everyone in the process.

	“	The ‘shoplifting haul’ tag is honestly the most middle class spoiled brat thing I’ve ever seen. None of you are shoplifting for survival, last time I checked you can’t feed your family with a Benefit mascara. Grow up, save your pennies and PAY FOR THINGS like the rest of us.	„
	—Another angry blogger, doubting the Benefit of mascara.

	“	Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.	„
	—Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly.

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Gallery

Do you even lift? About missing Pics

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  Because makeup > life apparently
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  Snatch and go, yo!
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  Even thieves have their standards. Sort of.
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  Couldn't even wait to leave the mall to take the pic. Watch not included in the haul... or was it?

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  Lol busted

See Also

• Tumblr
• Theft
• Looting
• Women

External Links

• losangeleslifter - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger!
• theylift - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals
• liftingblog - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit
• bbgirllifter - someone role playing as an 18 year old girl posting photos of the stuff their daddy bought them and claiming it was "lifted"
• guccilift - going for the big-name grabs
• letsgolifting - a 5-year UK veteran who claims to have saved at least £10,000

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