789chan/Epic Ween Logs

14:43 Codemonster is robb cool now?
14:43 DRGonzo Yeah
14:43 robb idk if they were adfs pets or i let em in some how
14:43 DRGonzo They probably crawled through the ductwork.
14:44 Codemonster cool

13:22 JEWS how do i automatically appended page breaks to each line
13:23 JEWS i'm going to try replacing a return character with <br>[return]

<LolItsAnAcronym> baffles me that anyone could like IHM
<phobos> it will just take some time
<phobos> yah same
<LolItsAnAcronym> did you add I <3 4CHAN>
<LolItsAnAcronym> ?
<phobos> yes
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> JEWS i think he's mad
<LolItsAnAcronym> LOL
<LolItsAnAcronym> apparently IHM is trying to dox you

15:54 mortisha [14:38] <phobos> I didnt write it [14:38] <@recon> ya, that was his fan club [14:38] <phobos> people just like me
15:54 MacduffsSon lol
15:54 JEWS people just like him
15:54 MacduffsSon he did write it, just to be clear (Note: Nope, LuLu wrote it)
15:54 mortisha Oh, so he was completely unaffilated with Ohinternet, but, he was so awesome, they had to write a piece that sucked his cock
15:55 mortisha brownnosing kissass shit
15:55 Fig so did IHM dox him yet?

<phobos> olol

16:14 Marforius lolcow
16:14 Marforius god you autistic idiots spam that word
16:14 SeanieB I love how somehow ihm is associated with us now
16:15 SeanieB even thought she fucking isnt
16:15 Fig wut?

<LolItsAnAcronym> everyone is jumping on marforius now
<LolItsAnAcronym> saying he seems angry and shit
<phobos> that seems to be all they can do
<phobos> has he posted the logs yet
<LolItsAnAcronym> bunch of people asking if he's mad
<LolItsAnAcronym> same shit
<phobos> how are they
<LolItsAnAcronym> most are calling you guys WEEN
<LolItsAnAcronym> and shit like that
<phobos> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> saying how annoying that was
<LolItsAnAcronym> etc
<phobos> wait isnt that what trolling is?
<phobos> lol no way
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol

16:40 pleaserapemyface >LET'S CALL EVERYONE A MEME
16:41 pleaserapemyface What does that even mean?
16:41 MacduffsSon these guys are literally self-trolling
16:41 vivivi I didnt get that either
16:41 JEWS who knows
16:45 JEWS he's a six-year vet who wrote like 10 articles in 2007 or 2008
16:45 JEWS and did nothing since
16:45 CEO JEWS: If he isn't a rep of ED wtf are they all protecting his shitty 789 draft?
16:45 JEWS then came back for a personal army request
16:45 Fig CEO, good point
16:46 JEWS are they all?

<LolItsAnAcronym> they're bringing out the tinfoil hats now
<phobos> lol
<phobos> hipcrime and Andres are the only real ops
<phobos> unless u count mike who loves me
<phobos> or anyone else on this fucking network

16:46 MacduffsSon that andres guy seems to be his friend
16:46 JEWS one of the mods seemed to be agreeing with me
16:46 CEO no idea, but I would think others would be giving them shit for doing it
16:46 CEO that Andres guy seemed as lame as Phobos and someone who should have their own ED page
16:46 Fig I didnt read the irc logs
16:47 Fig I wouldnt know
16:47 JEWS i don't think the ED mods have total faith in him
16:47 pleaserapemyface https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:JEWS&action=history
16:47 JEWS they're watching him and watching us to see who really trolls who
16:47 Skuttle Would you, after that display of ween?
16:47 pleaserapemyface Look at all of that not mad
16:47 CEO Not sure phobos understands what trolling is. If its just talking about him and making fun of his shitty antics, then he trolled us, but I have yet to see any anger in here
16:48 Skuttle OH MAN JEWS YOU GOT SO OWNED! THEY CALLED YOU A MEME!
16:48 Skuttle TRYHARD SUMMERFAG NEWFAG
16:48 Skuttle am I cool enough to be on ED now?
16:49 JEWS yes
16:49 Skuttle Alright, time to write about how I hate the girl who snubbed me in high school 7 years ago
16:49 Skuttle Wooo, attack articles!
16:49 Fig hey guiz I got an idea
16:50 Fig lets move all the actual discussion to a different channel and let them flood this one until there heart cocks
16:50 Skuttle I know what to call it!
16:50 Skuttle 780
16:50 Skuttle sorry, 790; +1

<phobos> lol
<phobos> they talk so much about me
<phobos> its v sweet
<LolItsAnAcronym> i think they want to suck your dick
<LolItsAnAcronym> tbh
<phobos> that seems abt right
<LolItsAnAcronym> someone new just came in the channel
<LolItsAnAcronym> now they're repeating all the shit they've said all day
<phobos> hopefully they will sperg themselves into a hole
<phobos> until I get done with the article
<LolItsAnAcronym> i understand that none of them think they're upset
<LolItsAnAcronym> but they've been reading the logs
<phobos> the logs are the best part
<phobos> people can think whatever they want
<phobos> its not up to them
<LolItsAnAcronym> how can they possibly think they're coming off as the winners
<phobos> I was wondering when it was going to sink in
<LolItsAnAcronym> i've been giggling for a while now, but i don't think they're realizing anything
<phobos> they might have but I doubt they are going to open up another front
<phobos> and start cannibilizing actual users
<LolItsAnAcronym> that would be amazing
<phobos> yes it would
<LolItsAnAcronym> they're talking about making some shoops of you now
<phobos> yes that will surely defeat me
<phobos> mean pictures
<phobos> of me looking nice

16:56 JEWS has he tried seducing us yet
16:56 Homor He will.
16:56 JEWS i'm guessing that will come in the next log

<LolItsAnAcronym> i've been posting all the funny bits
<LolItsAnAcronym> most of it is just repeating the summerfag shit
<LolItsAnAcronym> and saying how not mad you are

17:10 vivivi Phobos spammed us, then called us summerfags
17:10 MacduffsSon he's not mad
17:10 vivivi yeah he isnt mad
17:10 MacduffsSon he flooded the channel

<phobos> the funny thing is
<phobos> I never once wrote newfag
<phobos> or summerfag
<phobos> in anything

17:11 DRGonzo Is anybody here anywhere near Denver?
17:11 Homor What brings you here, Napoleon?
17:11 DRGonzo Those with broken fingers and hands can't type. Just saying.
17:11 Homor On your way to Waterloo?
17:12 SeanieB man
17:12 SeanieB there's a lot of ed people in here right now
17:12 Homor Hello, ED!
17:12 Homor Are you all seated comfortably, got your prokrinds and or sandwhich?
17:12 Doc we've disturbed the hornet's nest fentlemen
17:12 Doc gentlemen rather

<phobos> there is no one in there
<phobos> at all
<phobos> lol
<phobos> its good you were there before me
<phobos> p sure any new person is going to be an ED SPY
<LolItsAnAcronym> agreed
<LolItsAnAcronym> by like
<LolItsAnAcronym> a week

11:21 IHM LOL jews my sides have not recovered yet
11:22 Fagaro also, turns out I have autism
11:22 c64system Plus austism is a spectrum not a single mental disorder.
11:27 IHM I am a spectrum of colors and drugs
11:27 Fagaro oh shit, now I have a whole spectrum of disorders?
11:27 JEWS you poor thing
11:27 Fagaro does that mean I exhibit wave particle duelality?
11:27 IHM ask dr.phobos, I heard he's an expert
11:28 IHM He will give you an in depth diagnosis
11:28 JEWS he's studying neuroscience at south park community college
11:29 DRGonzo Go Cows!

<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> wanna give ihm an answer
<LolItsAnAcronym> diagnosis
<phobos> yes I want to diagnose him with "being friendly to fat whales and wishing to consume their oiled blubber
<LolItsAnAcronym> IHM yes because I'm definitely your friend and we have a very strong relationship don't we
<LolItsAnAcronym> 11:35 IHM phobos is so wise
<phobos> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> IHM >x D
<LolItsAnAcronym> 11:47 DRGonzo lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> 11:47 IHM Good job phobos
<LolItsAnAcronym> 11:47 IHM nobody fucking cares
<LolItsAnAcronym> 11:47 IHM etc
<phobos> yes
<phobos> IHM does not care
<LolItsAnAcronym> IHM yes I don't care, alongside everyone else
<phobos> yes so much not care that you sent a message to zaiger about it
<phobos> just like the others dont care refreshing the page 3000 times
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<phobos> loool
<LolItsAnAcronym> the amount of page views is pretty crazy
<phobos> yeah its the ultimate counter of not caring
<phobos> its been what
<phobos> like three days
<phobos> counting this one
<LolItsAnAcronym> yeah
<LolItsAnAcronym> today is day three
<LolItsAnAcronym> whats it at?
<phobos> 3,100 hits
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol

14:16 DRGonzo I guess since he's using the same images he did before, we can't call him a tryhard. lol
14:16 MacduffsSon american history x, SO HARDCORE AND EDGY
14:16 Matches for fucks sake what is wrong with this guy, spending 24/7 on an e-war because he was banned
14:16 DRGonzo Butthurt
14:16 MacduffsSon http://789chan.org/cwc/res/285535.html
14:16 DRGonzo The terminal variety.
14:17 bugweiser Oh no, definitely not. Especially not after he spammed the userpages of ED members who laughed at him in the 789chan talk page
14:17 Jengatype welp, better ban a bunch of proxies. This'll take me five whole minutes.
14:18 Matches this guy lives in his parents basment with no job right? no other explanation for why he has so much time to devote to this
14:18 pleaserapemyface Wow, that flooding. It's fucking nothing
14:18 bugweiser Obviously he does. Who else would have the time?
14:18 DRGonzo " Keep in mind during this thread:
14:19 DRGonzo Phobos is NOT gay and definitely NOT mad
14:19 DRGonzo He made sure everyone in ED IRC was aware for about thirty minutes, so might as well make /cwc/ aware" lol
14:19 pleaserapemyface But he's a professional internet journalist
14:20 Jengatype I ain't gay nigga
14:21 DRGonzo Recon, maybe?
14:21 MacduffsSon >blanked
14:21 pleaserapemyface >Posting OP is a fag images
14:21 MacduffsSon >not realising that it's a bug
14:21 MacduffsSon EPIC WEEN
14:21 pleaserapemyface >As OP
14:21 bugweiser It isn't Phobos?
14:22 Jengatype not the board blanking
14:22 Jengatype the spamming is. It just happens to be blanking while he's manually spamming
14:22 DRGonzo If it's not Phobos spamming, then it's his buddy recon.
14:22 DRGonzo Hell, might be both of them at once. Oh noes! lol
14:23 MacduffsSon or marforius
14:23 Matches HAHAHAHA WE WILL SHOW THOSE 789CHANFAGS, CALL ME A TRYHARD? I WILL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO SPAMMING THEM!

<phobos> they still havent figured out its other people
<phobos> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> even though i've told them
<LolItsAnAcronym> quite a few times now
<LolItsAnAcronym> that it's multiple people
<phobos> its all me
<phobos> i am the star
<LolItsAnAcronym> they thought marforius was you
<LolItsAnAcronym> the other day
<LolItsAnAcronym> same with recom <LolItsAnAcronym> recon
<LolItsAnAcronym> and they think meepsheep is your bot
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol

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14:25 DRGonzo Only a year younger than Robbie.
14:25 MacduffsSon hi phobos
14:25 WhoreosNMilf >uk
14:25 Jengatype U GUYZ MAD
14:25 WhoreosNMilf not phobos
14:25 Matches he is old enough to drink ? and acts like a fucking high schooler who just discovered Linkin Park?
14:25 pleaserapemyface You know, I could understand if he was a middle schooler
14:25 mib_s4cli8 Not phobos, just came to warn you the place was getting flooded again
14:25 pleaserapemyface We noticed
14:26 mib_s4cli8 I guess you already noticed
14:26 mib_s4cli8 no worries then
14:26 WhoreosNMilf now I'm gettint the cloudflare splash
14:26 SeanieB kinda useless to do that
14:26 SeanieB just delete them
14:26 MacduffsSon oh shit they took 789chan down guyz
14:26 WhoreosNMilf well, they're proxies
14:27 farty_mcfly Did Phobos hack the world?
14:27 WhoreosNMilf so they should be banned
14:27 Jengatype you can delete and ban
14:27 WhoreosNMilf not multiple at once though
14:27 DRGonzo He did, farty. We're all fucked, man.
14:27 WhoreosNMilf >POSTING HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DISABLED

<phobos> owow
<phobos> they are going to be mad
<phobos> then they learn I have done nothing but write an article
<phobos> taking massive breaks inbetween
<LolItsAnAcronym> Matches so when do we make a phobos ed article, make it as transparently ween as possible and see how seriously he takes it
<phobos> oooooooooo lol
<phobos> plz plz plz
<phobos> i hope they do it this time
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'm pretty sure they're going to
<phobos> oloooooool
<LolItsAnAcronym> if one of them can stop chatting about you long enough <phobos> yah they seem to have that problem <LolItsAnAcronym> i've seen quite a few people say they're going to <LolItsAnAcronym> then they just bitch about you
<LolItsAnAcronym> and nothing gets done
<phobos> yup

14:30 vivivi lol I think he's trying to get the threads with him mentioned in it deleted
14:30 Matches halloween is a religious holiday for me to sit on my ass
14:30 vivivi We should go ahead and put them in /l/ imo
14:30 MacduffsSon but his thread is pinned to the top
14:30 DRGonzo Does this man look like he gives a fuck?
14:33 pleaserapemyface There's going to be more Mad on that article talk page huh?
14:33 Matches oh god he literally smokes because he thinks it makes him look cool
14:33 WhoreosNMilf he looks like he just inhaled a fifth of a cigarette in 5 seconds to look cool

<phobos> I cant smoke a cigarette apparently
<LolItsAnAcronym> all smokers are doing it to look cool
<LolItsAnAcronym> true story
<phobos> there is no nicotine
<phobos> involved
<phobos> just cool

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15:45 vivivi hi phobos
15:46 WhoreosNMilf actually I think it might be nko
15:46 WhoreosNMilf not sure though
15:46 vivivi just as ween
15:46 MacduffsSon inb4flood
15:46 vivivi boy phobos sure sucks at defending himself
15:47 vivivi he tries so hard
15:47 MacduffsSon he seems like a newfag
15:47 WhoreosNMilf but it's not hard enough
15:47 vivivi >manually spamming
15:47 vivivi master trolls
15:47 MacduffsSon a butthurt summerfag
14:48 WhoreosNMilf and meme abuser
15:48 MacduffsSon he only joined ED this week, lol
15:48 MacduffsSon what a n00b
15:48 vivivi no, cwc, YOURE the meme
15:48 vivivi and then cwc was meme
15:49 WhoreosNMilf I bet he has roflbot, cheezburger, 9gag, AND reddit in his bookmarks
15:49 MacduffsSon ^
15:50WhoreosNMilf 7chan too, because he's too cool for 4chan
15:50 MacduffsSon and he wants to fuck IHM
15:50 vivivi he's obsessed with IHM

<phobos> NKO isnt even on
<phobos> wow
<phobos> they are that deluded
<phobos> has the mibbit user said anything yet
<LolItsAnAcronym> not yet
<phobos> are the boards still locked?
<LolItsAnAcronym> everyone taunting him
<LolItsAnAcronym> assuming it's you
<phobos> cause nothing says okay with shit
<phobos> like spamming a mibbit connection
<phobos> that hasnt chatted yet

15:55 lichka I wonder if one of the admins is gonna get smacked around for this shit and protecting his friend
15:56 lichka since this article with its timing and all is clearly made out of a desire for a personal army and butthurt
15:56 MacduffsSon seems like they're all part of his circlejerk tbh
16:00 lichka still can't believe andreas is defending phobos
16:00 lichka an admin
16:00 lichka this is why ed sucks now
16:00 lichka and has lost its touch
16:01 jengatype anything new?
16:01 WhoreosNMilf if they try to get their shit together at this point, the sheer magnitude of butthurt and rectum ravage would make the server melt down
16:01 LolItsAnAcronym found out his last place of employment
16:01 LolItsAnAcronym and his school
16:01 LolItsAnAcronym seems he's currently unemployed
16:03 vivivi so we're all relaying messages through him to phobos
16:03 jengatype >implying they aren't one and the same
16:03 vivivi He's UNDERCOVER
16:04 LolItsAnAcronym no name though, so i guess the other information doesn't matter
16:04 LolItsAnAcronym he?
16:04 vivivi He won't reply to my PMs either
16:04 jengatype as long as we don't get hit with another spam attack...those were a rough ten minutes
16:04 jengatype Wendy's and Devry?
16:04 vivivi He's NOT unemployed, lolitsanacronym
16:04 MacduffsSon surprise
16:04 vivivi He's a professional blogger
16:05 jengatype INTERNET JOURNALIST
16:05 WhoreosNMilf rawr
16:06 vivivi internet journalist, sorry I keep forgetting theres a difference

18:25 The_Headless_Horseman_of_JulayHollow Gaiz , I saw that we put razor blades in candy and give them to autistic kids, then roll them in a carpet and toss them off a bridge! Julay!
18:41 MacduffsSon why is the board still locked

<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<phobos> lol

19:19 Homor Ok, what the hell happened?
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19:19 MacduffsSon phobos flooded the board
19:19 Homor What a fucking faggot.
19:19 Homor Did he use a script?
19:19 DRGonzo Nope
19:19 MacduffsSon no
19:20 Homor Oh, well damn, i could've easily handled this.
19:20 Homor We didn't need to shut down posting entirely.
19:20 MacduffsSon it happened hours ago, i don't know why the board is still locked
19:20 Homor SeanieB
19:20 WhoreosNMilf and they were using multiple proxies
19:21 Homor Goid, what a weenfag.
19:21 SeanieB oh]
19:21 WhoreosNMilf lol
19:21 SeanieB I never re-enabled it
19:21 itinerant ah
19:21 SeanieB why didnt any of you say anything
19:21 WhoreosNMilf seanie forgot lol
19:21 Homor I bet he did this in retaliation for the ED article we must have made while i was asleep.
19:21 Homor You forgot?
19:21 Homor Well go fix it, SeanieB.
19:22 MacduffsSon yeah you tell him homor
19:22 WhoreosNMilf >tfw I'm the only one who could use the board
19:20 Homor SeanieB
19:20 WhoreosNMilf and they were using multiple proxies
19:21 Homor Goid, what a weenfag.
19:21 SeanieB oh]
19:21 WhoreosNMilf lol
19:21 SeanieB I never re-enabled it
19:21 itinerant ah
19:21 SeanieB why didnt any of you say anything
19:21 Homor I bet he did this in retaliation for the ED article we must have made while i was asleep.
19:21 Homor You forgot?
19:21 Homor Well go fix it, SeanieB.
19:22 MacduffsSon yeah you tell him homor
19:22 WhoreosNMilf >tfw I'm the only one who could use the board
19:22 *** Homor quit (G-Lined: ok I fixed it)
19:22 lichka lol phobos is assaulting the fucking chan
19:22 lichka now I know for sure he isn't butthurt
19:23 Skottle Spamming a chan?
19:23 MacduffsSon wat
19:23 Skottle Totally notmad

22:19 IHM my patience is worn thin
22:19 DRGonzo Stupid hurricane.
22:20 lichka I had to switch to using TP for my nose
22:20 lichka because I go through napkins and paper towels like popcorn
22:21 IHM I'd still trade you, I feel like death
22:21 IHM I'm up right now cause it's too painful to even lie down
22:21 BIG_BUM FACKING SELF PITY BASTARDS
22:22 lichka I wish I had heat
22:22 lichka so I could turn it up
22:22 BIG_BUM FUCK YOU

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22:22 lichka spits phlegm upon big_bum
22:22 mudpit well
22:22 mudpit that was...interesting
22:23 DRGonzo lol
22:23 IHM Hot
22:23 DRGonzo Lots of not mad people lately.
22:23 mudpit anyone care to indulge me as to what the fuck just happened?
22:23 DRGonzo Probably here looking for Phobos.
22:24 Fagaro I think that was recon
22:26 Fagaro he has a hateon for IHM for some reason
22:26 mudpit fair enough
22:26 IHM I'm beginning to wonder who doesn't
22:26 Skattle Well, so does Phobos, Fagaro
22:27 NegiSpringfield IHM: sup
22:27 mudpit why does everyone hate you IHM?
22:27 IHM Yes hello
22:27 IHM also because it's the cool thing to do
22:27 IHM Mostly cause krapple stalked me for 3 years on the internet and exaggerated a lot because I told him I wouldn't e-date him one day
22:27 IHM but that's okay, brings in plenty of amusement so I don't have to go searching for it

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