- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Galaxyprincet: Difference between revisions
imported>Doublegoyim No edit summary |
imported>Doublegoyim No edit summary |
||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{spoiler| | {{spoiler|It was a troll all along}} | ||
[[File:Galaxyprincet_drawings.png|thumb|Respect her pronouns!!!11]] | [[File:Galaxyprincet_drawings.png|thumb|Respect her pronouns!!!11]] | ||
Line 69: | Line 69: | ||
== FIRED!! == | == FIRED!! == | ||
Galaxias got a job at [[Burger King]] , [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/search/burger%20king but still won't fucking wash her hands.] In [[California]] law, this is fucking [[illegal]]. "113952. Food employees shall keep their hands and exposed portions | Galaxias got a job at [[Burger King]] , [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/search/burger%20king but still won't fucking wash her hands.] In [[California]] law, this is fucking [[illegal]]. "113952. Food employees shall keep their hands and exposed portions of their arms clean." | ||
of their arms clean." | |||
But thankfully, she got (rightfully) fired not long afterward. She never said why, but its safe to assume, with her past. | But thankfully, she got (rightfully) fired not long afterward. She never said why, but its safe to assume, with her past. | ||
Line 76: | Line 75: | ||
== FIRED!! from life? Sadly, no. == | == FIRED!! from life? Sadly, no. == | ||
In July of 2017, she posted what appeared to be her final post to her blog, [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/162971077273/if-ur-reading-this-then-im-dead-and-i-killed a really nonchalant suicide note]. That, however, turned out to be false hope, as she [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/166205974584/guesss-wh9-goot-a-new-laptop-a-d-triend-tgayt emerged alive] in October of the same year. She is now [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/166302026804/tw-for-unsanitary-and-alcohol-under-the-cut an alcoholic who pisses herself constantly]. It seems that she's working gradually towards being the new [[Chris-chan]] now. | In July of 2017, she posted what appeared to be her final post to her blog, [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/162971077273/if-ur-reading-this-then-im-dead-and-i-killed a really nonchalant suicide note]. That, however, turned out to be false hope, as she [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/166205974584/guesss-wh9-goot-a-new-laptop-a-d-triend-tgayt emerged alive] in October of the same year. She is now [http://kaedeakamatsu.co.vu/post/166302026804/tw-for-unsanitary-and-alcohol-under-the-cut an alcoholic who pisses herself constantly]. It seems that she's working gradually towards being the new [[Chris-chan]] now. | ||
== It's over == | |||
Revealed "herself" as a troll and quit the whole business. | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == |
Latest revision as of 02:15, 6 June 2018
Akamaatsus✡ (Powerword Kimberley; aka Asuka) was one of over 9000 reasons for you to NEVER let your kid near Tumblr. Residing in the 7th level of hell that is Tumblr's social justice circle, the 18-year-old Galaxyprick identified as so/sol/sols/solaireself or it/itself. She's Otherkin, identifying as fire, water, aesthetic, a cat, space, Rin Kagamine, Asuka Langley Soryu, and many more weeaboo-attracting characters. Supposedly, she is Cherokee, Japanese, and Chinese, but we all know that is a lie. But don't even ask to follow her if you're cis, neurotypical, non-autistic, or white (like her), you oppressive pieces of scum!!1!
Trigger happy havoc
Like any SJW, GP loves her trigger warnings. You won't find a post of hers without it being drenched in more trigger warnings than a hooker drenched in cum. Everything is a trigger, from blonde hair to food, suicide, mom, school, boys, shit, cis scum, and life itself. Hopefully one day she'll be triggered enough to get a heart attack.
-
Her 'tag these for me' list. The first one is oddly hysterical.
-
Her 'Read Before Following' list. TL;DR: She only wants the special-est of special snowflakes to follow her.
Genderwanks and Orientation Boners
Some levels of bullshittery are simply too much to be adequately summarized by the words of another. To that end, here it is, straight from the horse's mouth.
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Mental Illnesses
What special snowflake would Galaxyprick be without a mental disorder? They are all the rage these days in the social justice crowd! Every single one of them suffers from some self-diagnosed condition (usually to use as a 'Get Out of Jail' card) and naturally, this one is no exception. At least she has the honesty to admit it, and surely that counts for something... right? Still, this wasn't enough for our poor Tumblrite GP; she needed to be even MOAR special! Below lies a list of all the disorders she claims to have.
The Self-Diagnosis Sprinkles on Top of the Oppressed Snowflake Sundae
- Autism
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- ADHD
- Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Histrionic Personality Disorder
- Avoidant Personality Disorder
- Psychosis
- Dissociative Identity Disorder
- Selective mutism
- Being younger mentally due to trauma.
It's particularly funny that she claims to have several personality disorders, especially as young as she 'developed' them, despite medical professionals usually:
- Waiting to diagnose them until age 18, to avoid labelling what could be adolescent stupidity.
- Only diagnosing them if the signs are persistent for 6 months or more.
She also doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom, citing her disabilities, and thinks it's funny to then wipe her filthy hands on other girl's faces.
Galaxyprincet finds this article
After being linked to this page she, unsuccessfully, tried to vandalize it to conform more to her tumblr brand of faggotry under the username Riliane; it has been forever preserved here.
—Galaxyprincet, trying to act like an internet tough guy |
Galaxy EDits the Article, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Sometime on July 2nd, Galaxy tried to edit the article again, because the first one was SO SUCCESSFUL! Lulzy or not is up for debate, but the second modification is preserved forevermore here
Oh Shit, She Writes FanFiction Too??
Yep, that's right, and already plaguing the already plagued-with-shite Dangan Ronpa tag with shitfic that has to be seen to be believed, incorporating Undertale and Attack Helicopter-tier pronouns. It's already attracting God-tier copypasta, TRUE AND HONEST reviews and a whole lot of crybabying from her.
On 30 January 2017, she posted another thing to her AO3. However, this wasn't a fanfic. It was instead a failed attempt at trolling by spamming the Sheith tag.
FIRED!!
Galaxias got a job at Burger King , but still won't fucking wash her hands. In California law, this is fucking illegal. "113952. Food employees shall keep their hands and exposed portions of their arms clean."
But thankfully, she got (rightfully) fired not long afterward. She never said why, but its safe to assume, with her past.
FIRED!! from life? Sadly, no.
In July of 2017, she posted what appeared to be her final post to her blog, a really nonchalant suicide note. That, however, turned out to be false hope, as she emerged alive in October of the same year. She is now an alcoholic who pisses herself constantly. It seems that she's working gradually towards being the new Chris-chan now.
It's over
Revealed "herself" as a troll and quit the whole business.
Gallery
-
How DARE a cis follow me!
-
Did I forget to mention her headmates?
-
And the dramatic time some 'schoolmates' found her Tumblr?
-
The thrilling saga.
-
Despite it not being her post, it still fits her mentality accurately.
-
Princet tries to be An Hero.
-
Sure. Whatever you say.
-
Despite her very pronounced nose, she still insists she's of Asian descent.
-
she gets triggered from this page
See Also
- Social Justice Warrior
- Hypocrite
- Attention Whore
- 16-year-old girl
- Bitch
- The future if she stays on this path.
Links
URLs Princet is likely hoarding
(One of the editors of this page is very sure hoarding URLs is against Tumblr rules, too...)
- glitchprincette
- stargendergoddex
- stargenderprincex
- virtualprincette
- asdmei
- autistictransmei
- bpd-rin
- bpdriliane
- psychotic-yuno
- psychosisyuno
- traumatizedasuka
- voidprincet
- pixelprincet
- pixelprincex
- pixelgoddex
- pixelatedprincette
- autistic-touko
- solargender
- uwudotcom
- ptsdhitomi
- muteserena
- autisticserena
- irlyuno
- actualyuno
- borderlineyuno
- autisticyuno
- borderlineriliane
- transsayaka
- actualtranssora
Main Links
- despairapologist Possible troll or Lynn alt? The world may never know.
- lillie-is-an-anti A Tumblr she made to sperg about ships she hates.
- down.with.cis Inactive Instagram, complete with a shitty meme username and 1 post.
- galaxyprincet Inactive Deviantart.
- autisticasuka Her Skype; does anyone have good troll links?
- DownWithCis Archive of Our Own
- [1] A (now-locked) Lolcow Farm thread about our Galaxyprincet. All shit you can read about here, but why not?
- [2] The farmers even have a working thread about her!
Galaxyprincet is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |