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:''disambiguation: this initialism can also refer to [[AllTheFallen]]''
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[[File:Atf_bottle.jpg|center|thumb|450px|ATF can be purchased at auto parts stores, or can be [[partyvan|shipped to you for free]] with the purchase of any illegal firearm.]]
[[File:Atf.jpg|thumb|Intimidating but underneath the hard shell lies a heart of lead]]
[[File:Atf.jpg|thumb|Intimidating but underneath the hard shell lies a heart of lead]]
[[File:Sexy_atf.jpg|thumb|left|Since [[OJ|black men like white wimins]] ATF agents are usually as pictured here.]]
The United States Bureau of '''Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms''' (and [[Chicken]]) aka [[NAMBLA]], is an altruistic government <s>organization devoted to making sure every nigger in America has a cold 40 of malt liquor, a packet of [[Newport]]s and an [[AK47]] as dictated by the [[Bill of Rights]] of the United States of Amerikkka.</s> Get it right, That's SAMCRO's Job. They control alcohol, tobacco, and firearms so its common knowledge that the <s>ladies</s> [[Trap|Traps]] and [[Sick Fuck|Sick Fucks]] fucking love them.
[[File:Atf-store.jpg|thumb|ATF: serving the black community since 1776]]
[[File:Ally_Walker_-Sons_of_Anarchy.jpg|thumb|left|Former ATF Leader [[Trap|June Stahl]] before her untimely demise]]
The United States Bureau of '''Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms''' (and [[Chicken]]) aka [[NAMBLA]], is an altruistic government <s>organization devoted to making sure every black person in America has a cold [[40]] of malt liquor, a packet of [[Newport]]s and an [[AK47]] as dictated by the [[Bill of Rights]] of the United States of Amerikkka.</s> Get it right, That's [[SAMCRO|SAMCRO's]] Job. They control alcohol, tobacco, and firearms so its common knowledge that the <s>ladies</s> [[Trap|Traps]] and [[Sick Fuck|Sick Fucks]] fucking love them.


<s>Attached to black community organisations like [[ACORN]] they go around the country like benevolent Santas in trains leaving boxcars full of gats, smokes and malt liquor open in rail yards for [[crips|community leaders]] to distribute to the [[ghetto]].</s> [[SAMCRO]] has that shit covered as well.  
<s>Attached to black community organizations like [[ACORN]] they go around the country like benevolent Santas in trains leaving boxcars full of gats, smokes and malt liquor open in rail yards for [[crips|community leaders]] to distribute to the [[ghetto]].</s> SAMCRO has that shit covered as well.  


They ATF also serves in an advisory capacity to organizations -both black and white- who need assistance in arranging [[waco|cookouts]] for the entire neighborhood.  
The ATF also serves in an advisory capacity to organizations -both black and white- who need assistance in arranging [[waco|cookouts]] for the entire neighborhood.  


Since the late 90s, the ATF have been increasingly utilized on a state level in enforcing two drink minimums, [[ladies night]] and smoking bans in the clubs, bars and restaurants that white people frequent. Typically, when called upon, they will swoop in like a [[SWAT]] team and surround a belligerent smoking customer or drunk and set him on fire whilst deafening him with [[death metal]]. Their current leader is <s>[[Trap|Agent June Stahl]]</s> Owned by [[SAMCRO|Opie Winston]] in the Season 3 finale   
Since the late 90s, the ATF has been increasingly utilized on a state level in enforcing two-drink minimums, ladies' night, and smoking bans in the clubs, bars, and restaurants that white people frequent. Typically, when called upon, they will swoop in like a [[SWAT]] team and surround a belligerent smoking customer or drunk and set him on fire while deafening him with [[death metal]]. Their current leader is <s>[[Trap|Agent June Stahl]]</s> Owned by Opie Winston in the Season 3 finale   
[[File:Atf dogs and you.jpg|right|thumb|What you need to know about the ATF]]


==The ATF in action==
==The ATF in action==
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*[[Party Van]]
*[[Party Van]]
*[[Waco]]
*[[Waco]]
*<s>[[trap|June Stahl]]</s> Shot in the back of the head by [[SAMCRO|Opie Winston]]
*<s>[[trap|June Stahl]]</s> Shot in the back of the head by Opie Winston
*<s>[[Sick Fuck|Josh Kohn]]</s> Killed at the hands of [[SAMCRO|Jax Teller and Dr. Tara Knowles]]
*<s>[[Sick Fuck|Josh Kohn]]</s> Killed at the hands of Jax Teller and Dr. Tara Knowles


==External Links==
==External Links==

Latest revision as of 00:47, 27 April 2021

disambiguation: this initialism can also refer to AllTheFallen
ATF can be purchased at auto parts stores, or can be shipped to you for free with the purchase of any illegal firearm.
Intimidating but underneath the hard shell lies a heart of lead

The United States Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (and Chicken) aka NAMBLA, is an altruistic government organization devoted to making sure every nigger in America has a cold 40 of malt liquor, a packet of Newports and an AK47 as dictated by the Bill of Rights of the United States of Amerikkka. Get it right, That's SAMCRO's Job. They control alcohol, tobacco, and firearms so its common knowledge that the ladies Traps and Sick Fucks fucking love them.

Attached to black community organizations like ACORN they go around the country like benevolent Santas in trains leaving boxcars full of gats, smokes and malt liquor open in rail yards for community leaders to distribute to the ghetto. SAMCRO has that shit covered as well.

The ATF also serves in an advisory capacity to organizations -both black and white- who need assistance in arranging cookouts for the entire neighborhood.

Since the late 90s, the ATF has been increasingly utilized on a state level in enforcing two-drink minimums, ladies' night, and smoking bans in the clubs, bars, and restaurants that white people frequent. Typically, when called upon, they will swoop in like a SWAT team and surround a belligerent smoking customer or drunk and set him on fire while deafening him with death metal. Their current leader is Agent June Stahl Owned by Opie Winston in the Season 3 finale

What you need to know about the ATF

The ATF in action

An ATF agent at Take Your Gat To School Day showing gang members how to shot footbullet.

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