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{{Spoiler|LIMEWIRE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN, AND IS NOW FREE AND OPEN SOURCED BECAUSE OF IT!! THANKS RIAA!!}}
{{Spoiler|LIMEWIRE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN! <s>GET THE FUCKING TINFOIL HATS OUT! [http://www.pcworld.com/article/208895/limewire_shut_down_permanently.html HOLY SHIT!],</s> Disregard that, i suck cocks. Use [http://www.frostwire.com/ frostwire].}}
[[Image:limewire.jpg|thumb|LOL THIS IMAGE IS THUMBED]]
[[Image:limewire.jpg|thumb|LOL THIS IMAGE IS THUMBED]]
[[Image:LimewireGoatse.jpg|thumb|left| [http://bit.ly/5fJc Download Latest Version Of Limewire Here]]]
[[Image:LimewireGoatse.jpg|thumb|300px|Open source]]
[[File:LOL_LIMEWIRE.png|thumb|right|[http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf LOL, LIMEWIRE]]]
[[Image:Rule_of_rape_poster1.jpg|thumb|What is happening to your computer every time you use Limewire]]


'''Limewire''' (also '''Lamewire''', '''Limevirus''' or '''Viruswire''') [[copyright infringement|was]] a P2P [[virus]] sharing program that tricks people into trying to use it to download [[music]] and [[porn|videos]]. For [[pedos]] everywhere it is a hotspot to download [[cp]] and [[loli]].  If you type in one word, your search list will fill up with tacky home made porn videos because apart from [[virus]]es, that is all Limewire really is.  So strap yourself in, you're goin' for a crazy ride!...until Lamewire gives you spyware and you lose all your music. Was it really that hard to pay out the $6.99 for that [[My Chemical Romance|crappy]] music?  Also note, do not search for the band Cream, you won't find what you're looking for.  Also, don't bother trying to download a full movie, 10 minutes into downloading what you thought was the first Pokemon movie because you're too lazy to drag out your VHS copy, you will click "preview download" only to find out that instead of Pikachu's Summer Vacation, you've been downloading some bitch sucking off some fat dude on his personal yacht while she moans about how good his balls feel slapping her ass while he fucks her tight pussy.  Enjoy your wrong download and your Spyware, asshole.
'''Limewire''' (also '''Lamewire''', '''Limevirus''' or '''Viruswire''') [[copyright infringement|was]] a P2P [[virus]] sharing program that tricks people into trying to use it to download [[music]] and [[porn|videos]]. In reality, you get 96kbps iTunes->MP3->YouTube->MP3 transcoded .mp3 files suffering severe generation loss. For [[pedos]] everywhere it is also a hotspot to download [[cp]] and [[loli]].  If you type in one word, your search list will fill up with tacky home made porn videos because apart from [[virus]]es, that is all Limewire really is.  So strap yourself in, you're goin' for a crazy ride!...until Lamewire gives you spyware and you lose all your music. Go on and load this Supah_Rihanna_collection_fast_download.exe, and enjoy your AIDS!


On a positive note its is good for getting some sweet [[CP]] when the [[4chan]] mods are actively [[404]]ing all the cp threads. Just remember to remove it from the public shared folder or the  [[party van]] could get you.
[[Image:Rule_of_rape_poster1.jpg|thumb|what lime wire [[rape|does]] to your computer]]


== Limewire Pro ==
== Limewire Pro ==
Limewire Pro was nothing but Limewire with a few extra additions that do [[in beta|absolutely nothing to make the program any better]]. They try to make you pay for the upgrade, but you can get it for free simply by [http://rapidshare.com/files/213545371/LimeWirePro5.1.2.zip clicking here]. [[Idiot]]s. The only people dumber than those who thought of Limewire Pro are the [[luser]]s who pay for it. Seriously though, why would anybody at all pay for it when you can download it for free using the free version of lime wire? Seriously. I am not kidding. Just search limewire pro with the search engine built into limewire. Like [[WTF]]?!?!? Are they that stupid
Limewire Pro was nothing but Limewire with a few extra additions that do [[in beta|absolutely nothing to make the program any better]]. They try to make you pay for the upgrade, but you can get it for free simply by [http://www.meatspin.com/ clicking here]. [[Idiot]]s. The only people dumber than those who thought of Limewire Pro are the [[luser]]s who pay for it. Seriously though, why would anybody at all pay for it when you can download it for free using the free version of lime wire? Seriously. I am not kidding. Just search limewire pro with the search engine built into limewire. Like [[WTF]]?!?!? Are they that stupid


== Limewire Pirate Edition ==
== Limewire Pirate Edition ==
RIAA just got pwnd. Less than a month after its "permanent shut down," LimeWire has been resurrected by an anonymous dev team--and it's better and more powerful than before. Or, well, something like that.
RIAA just got pwnd. Less than a month after its "permanent shut down," LimeWire has been resurrected by an anonymous dev team--and it's better and more powerful than before. Or, well, something like that. The easiest way to get Limewire Pirate Edition is by downloading it from an [[The Pirate Bay|actual torrent]] tracker.  
Download here <s>http://metapirate.webs.com/LimeWirePirateEdition.exe.torrent</s> [[BALEETED]] Get it here:  [http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5943362/LimeWire_Pirate_Edition]








[[Image:limewirelookup.jpg]]


=="Famous" Limewire Users==
[[Image:limewirelookup.jpg|thumb|right]]
* [[R@ygold]]
* [[Nathaniel Nurnberg]]


==Acquiring Limewire==
The easiest way to get limewire is by downloading it from an [[The Pirate Bay|actual torrent]]


====Famous Quotes====
{{quote|What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!|R@ygold}}


== "Music" ==
== "Music" ==
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#[[shit nobody cares about|rare recording]]
#[[shit nobody cares about|rare recording]]
#[[Rule 34|Rick_Astley_Bareback_Furrsuit]].mp4
#[[Rule 34|Rick_Astley_Bareback_Furrsuit]].mp4
#NOT_A_VIRUS.mp3.exe
#[[Viruses|NOT_A_VIRUS.mp3.exe]]
#[[unfunny|Stephen Spielberg gets a hilarious prank call]]
#[[unfunny|Stephen Spielberg gets a hilarious prank call]]
#Advertisement for eFreeclub.com with a shitty Bill Clinton imitation.
#Advertisement for eFreeclub.com with a shitty Bill Clinton imitation.
#[[Lie|Download plz so i may hack i mean help your computer :D]]
#[[Truth|Download plz so i may hack]] [[Lie|i mean help your computer :D]]
#[[incest|not related]].wma
#[[incest|not related]].wma
#[[shit|[ BEST TRACK EVAR!]]
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Lollimewire.gif
File:Limewire-limewire-has-been-canceled.jpg
</gallery>
</center>


==External Links==
==External Links==


*<s>[http://www.limewire.com/ The Official Limewire site]</s> [[Raped|Shut Down]]
*<s>[http://www.limewire.com/ The Official Limewire site]</s> [[Raped|Shut Down]]
*<s>[http://www.limewire.org/limewire.zip Source code for limewire. Just set the isPro variable to true]</s> [[redirect|Homepage]]
 
*[http://www.frostwire.com/ An open-source fork that nobody knows about.] You better not get this one too, baleeted..
*<s>[http://www.torrentspy.com/ That which raeps Limewire up the ass] Disregard that,they now suck cocks use [http://thepiratebay.org/ the final boss of the torrents]</s> [http://isohunt.com/ Disregard that disregard everyone uses the ultimate super mega super ultra torrent search engine which has torrents from everywhere including The Pirate bay.]
*[http://www.otmp3.com/ OTmp3]
*<s>[http://forum.limewire.org/showthread.php?t=3899 Lime Wire downloads CP to your PC!]</s> [[butthurt|Another Homepage Redirect + Legal Notice on Top = ...]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[RIAA]]
 
*[[illegal]]
*[[child porn]]
*[[bittorrent]]
*[[bittorrent]]
*[[seeding]]
*[[leech]]ing
*[[r@ygold]]
*[[r@ygold]]
*[[Nathaniel Nurnberg]]


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Latest revision as of 08:57, 1 November 2018

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT LIMEWIRE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN, AND IS NOW FREE AND OPEN SOURCED BECAUSE OF IT!! THANKS RIAA!!!!!1
LOL THIS IMAGE IS THUMBED
Open source
What is happening to your computer every time you use Limewire

Limewire (also Lamewire, Limevirus or Viruswire) was a P2P virus sharing program that tricks people into trying to use it to download music and videos. In reality, you get 96kbps iTunes->MP3->YouTube->MP3 transcoded .mp3 files suffering severe generation loss. For pedos everywhere it is also a hotspot to download cp and loli. If you type in one word, your search list will fill up with tacky home made porn videos because apart from viruses, that is all Limewire really is. So strap yourself in, you're goin' for a crazy ride!...until Lamewire gives you spyware and you lose all your music. Go on and load this Supah_Rihanna_collection_fast_download.exe, and enjoy your AIDS!


Limewire Pro

Limewire Pro was nothing but Limewire with a few extra additions that do absolutely nothing to make the program any better. They try to make you pay for the upgrade, but you can get it for free simply by clicking here. Idiots. The only people dumber than those who thought of Limewire Pro are the lusers who pay for it. Seriously though, why would anybody at all pay for it when you can download it for free using the free version of lime wire? Seriously. I am not kidding. Just search limewire pro with the search engine built into limewire. Like WTF?!?!? Are they that stupid

Limewire Pirate Edition

RIAA just got pwnd. Less than a month after its "permanent shut down," LimeWire has been resurrected by an anonymous dev team--and it's better and more powerful than before. Or, well, something like that. The easiest way to get Limewire Pirate Edition is by downloading it from an actual torrent tracker.




"Music"

What everyone who uses limewire downloads with it.

Some of the popular songs downloaded on Limewire are:

  1. 16 year old girls moaning
  2. ______Has orgasm over webcam.
  3. Advertisements for gay porn sites
  4. Viruses
  5. Lol kiddie pr0n
  6. Top of Charts - 2003
  7. TOTALLY HIP TRACK
  8. rare recording
  9. Rick_Astley_Bareback_Furrsuit.mp4
  10. NOT_A_VIRUS.mp3.exe
  11. Stephen Spielberg gets a hilarious prank call
  12. Advertisement for eFreeclub.com with a shitty Bill Clinton imitation.
  13. Download plz so i may hack i mean help your computer :D
  14. not related.wma
  15. [ BEST TRACK EVAR!

Gallery

External Links


See Also


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