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[[File:Archie and chicks.jpg|240px|right|thumb|Archie gets more | [[File:Archie and chicks.jpg|240px|right|thumb|Archie gets more pussy than you will ever get]] | ||
'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus|people in high school that will never age]]. | '''Archie Comics''' is [[waste|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus|people in high school that will never age]]. | ||
They also make comics about [[Witch|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized | Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting. | ||
They also make comics about [[Witch|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized they're [[nerds|retards]]. | |||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*'''[[fuckboy|Archie Andrews]]''' A guy that every [[whores|girl]] wants to fuck. | *'''[[fuckboy|Archie Andrews]]''' A [[nice guy]] that every [[whores|girl]] wants to fuck. | ||
*'''[[bitch|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything. | *'''[[bitch|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything. | ||
*'''[[basement dweller|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating | *'''[[basement dweller|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day. | ||
*'''[[barbie|Betty Cooper]]''' The | *'''[[barbie|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch|sweet girl]], only exists to one up Veronica. | ||
*'''[[jock|Reggie]]''' | *'''[[jock|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass. | ||
*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely. | |||
The rest are just [[lazy|clones of the existing characters]]. | The rest are just [[lazy|clones of the existing characters]]. | ||
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===Sabrina and the Teenage Witch=== | ===Sabrina and the Teenage Witch=== | ||
[[File: Sabrina the Teenage Witch.jpg|240px|right|thumb]] | [[File:Sabrina the Teenage Witch.jpg|240px|right|thumb|Where's the magic? ]] | ||
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a comic book about a bratty little shit who doesn't want be a witch so she bitches about it to her parents, her parents don't give a fuck and take her Witch school and Witch crafting event. She has a talking cat who is actually a witch [[fail|punished for acting apeshit]]. | Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a comic book about a bratty little shit who doesn't want be a witch so she bitches about it to her parents, her parents don't give a fuck and take her Witch school and Witch crafting event. She has a talking cat who is actually a witch [[fail|punished for acting apeshit]]. | ||
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=== [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] === | === [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] === | ||
Based on the [[Look Around You|shitty video-game series of the same name]] Sonic the Hedgehog is a series fucks all game continuity and makes up a bunch of [[OC|OC's]] and makes them "freedom fighters" trying to stop an [[LOL WUT|evil supervillian Eggman]]. This is series is basically a [[bullshit|1000 different Sonic fanfics]] made in the life-span of [[What the fuck|25 years]]. | Based on the [[Look Around You|shitty video-game series of the same name]] Sonic the Hedgehog is a series fucks all game continuity and makes up a bunch of [[OC|OC's]] and makes them "freedom fighters" trying to stop an [[LOL WUT|evil supervillian Eggman]]. This is series is basically a [[bullshit|1000 different Sonic fanfics]] made in the life-span of [[What the fuck|25 years]]. | ||
The comic started in [[1992]], [[some argue]] that it's based on [[shit|SonicSatAM]] despite the fact it came out first. They argue it takes longer to make a cartoon than a comic book, despite the fact it takes very little effort to create a cheap cartoon. | |||
All the characters from the games | |||
If it wasn't bad enough the [[why|series rebooted]] to make it more in line with the game to please [[Mentally retarded| Sonic fans]], which pissed of some fans of the comics. Now you can see a new bullshit story about Sonic and his friends | If it wasn't bad enough the [[why|series rebooted]] to make it more in line with the game to please [[Mentally retarded| Sonic fans]], which pissed of some fans of the comics. Now you can see a new bullshit story about Sonic and his friends | ||
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After Sonic they thought they could make a comic out of another video game series. Unlike Sonic however it ended quickly as no one gave a fuck. | After Sonic they thought they could make a comic out of another video game series. Unlike Sonic however it ended quickly as no one gave a fuck. | ||
== | ==Reboot== | ||
[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg|240px|right]] | |||
In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school. | |||
The characters now talk more maturely, which means boring dialogue about shit you don't care about. The characters are given slightly more depth, which is not saying much as they had none before. The characters go through retarded teenage issues about how they want to grow up and other stuff not reading [[over 9000]] issues for. | |||
Archie | Somehow this worked as Archie was able to become successful again from man-children across the world. | ||
== | == TV Shows== | ||
==== Sabrina and the Teenage Witch==== | ==== Sabrina and the Teenage Witch==== | ||
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Sabrina and the Teenage Witch is a sitcom based on the comics. The cast is now being done by whores and is just shitty sitcom. It lasted for 7 Seasons somehow. | Sabrina and the Teenage Witch is a sitcom based on the comics. The cast is now being done by whores and is just shitty sitcom. It lasted for 7 Seasons somehow. | ||
The show is basically just the comics a witch bitches about not being normal and has to suck it up. Only this time because it's sitcom all the fantasy and mystery is replaced by unfunny jokes. | The show is basically just the comics a witch bitches about not being normal and has to suck it up. Only this time because it's sitcom all the fantasy and mystery is replaced by unfunny jokes. The show has the same quality as your typical [[Dan Schneider|nick-shitcom]] only designed to pander to pedophiles with low skirts (this was actually admired to by [[ABC]]). There is [[worthless|no semblance of lulz in this show]]. Therefor the show is nothing more than piece of anti-lulz generating large amounts of unfunny with cheap jokes. | ||
In [[2000]] the show moved from ABC to [[shit no one cares about|The WB]], so the show could die and no one would care about it on a channel that no had ever heard of it. | |||
====Riverdale==== | ====Riverdale==== | ||
[[File: | [[File:Jughead dying.jpg|240px|right|thumb|Jughead dying from this show.]] | ||
The | In [[2017]] [[old media|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts. | ||
All the characters in this show only serve one purpose and is that is to be [[pedophilia|erotic]] versions of the Archie characters. The only reason why anything happens is to please the sick-fuck creators sexual fantasies about the Archie characters. The is nothing more than a Archie porno, and your better off looking up Archie porn the internet. | |||
====Other Shows==== | |||
*Cartoons: Shit | |||
*' | *Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men and destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view. | ||
* | *Katy Keene: Moar of the same | ||
== | ==Memes== | ||
===Dilton Doiley=== | |||
{{main|Dilton Doiley}} | |||
This | 4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere. This meme died quickly. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 23:34, 27 March 2022
Archie Comics is comic company that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers solving mysteries and shit. It started out as Pep Comics, but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about people in high school that will never age.
Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with barely any conflict to keep stories interesting.
They also make comics about Sabrina the Teenage Witch. They also made comics about Sonic and Mega Man until Sega and Capcom realized they're retards.
Characters
- Archie Andrews A nice guy that every girl wants to fuck.
- Veronica Lodge Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.
- Jughead Jones Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day.
- Betty Cooper The sweet girl, only exists to one up Veronica.
- Reggie Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.
- Dilton Doiley A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.
The rest are just clones of the existing characters.
Other Comics
Josie and the Pussycats
A band who appeared in the Archie Comics that creators decided to give there own comic. It follow Josie, Melody and Valerie| Nothing as anything to with it being a band and is instead about beating up Criminals stuff and band would do. Why the fuck are they teenagers getting into fights with peoples without even having weapons, who the fuck cares it's fiction.
Every issue is the same as the last. Nonsense bullshit, when it's actually about the band it's petty drama no gives fuck about.
Sabrina and the Teenage Witch
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a comic book about a bratty little shit who doesn't want be a witch so she bitches about it to her parents, her parents don't give a fuck and take her Witch school and Witch crafting event. She has a talking cat who is actually a witch punished for acting apeshit.
Sabrina has boyfriend named Harvey. But because he's a mortal Sabrina is to pussy to tell she's a witch. So she lies to her boyfriend about everything.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Based on the shitty video-game series of the same name Sonic the Hedgehog is a series fucks all game continuity and makes up a bunch of OC's and makes them "freedom fighters" trying to stop an evil supervillian Eggman. This is series is basically a 1000 different Sonic fanfics made in the life-span of 25 years.
The comic started in 1992, some argue that it's based on SonicSatAM despite the fact it came out first. They argue it takes longer to make a cartoon than a comic book, despite the fact it takes very little effort to create a cheap cartoon.
All the characters from the games
If it wasn't bad enough the series rebooted to make it more in line with the game to please Sonic fans, which pissed of some fans of the comics. Now you can see a new bullshit story about Sonic and his friends
Eventually when the rights went IDW Comics the Archie series was pwnd.
Mega Man
After Sonic they thought they could make a comic out of another video game series. Unlike Sonic however it ended quickly as no one gave a fuck.
Reboot
In 2015 after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the new and improved Archie. The comics featuring teenagers is now for adults that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.
The characters now talk more maturely, which means boring dialogue about shit you don't care about. The characters are given slightly more depth, which is not saying much as they had none before. The characters go through retarded teenage issues about how they want to grow up and other stuff not reading over 9000 issues for.
Somehow this worked as Archie was able to become successful again from man-children across the world.
TV Shows
Sabrina and the Teenage Witch
Sabrina and the Teenage Witch is a sitcom based on the comics. The cast is now being done by whores and is just shitty sitcom. It lasted for 7 Seasons somehow.
The show is basically just the comics a witch bitches about not being normal and has to suck it up. Only this time because it's sitcom all the fantasy and mystery is replaced by unfunny jokes. The show has the same quality as your typical nick-shitcom only designed to pander to pedophiles with low skirts (this was actually admired to by ABC). There is no semblance of lulz in this show. Therefor the show is nothing more than piece of anti-lulz generating large amounts of unfunny with cheap jokes.
In 2000 the show moved from ABC to The WB, so the show could die and no one would care about it on a channel that no had ever heard of it.
Riverdale
In 2017 The CW used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to Tumblr users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.
All the characters in this show only serve one purpose and is that is to be erotic versions of the Archie characters. The only reason why anything happens is to please the sick-fuck creators sexual fantasies about the Archie characters. The is nothing more than a Archie porno, and your better off looking up Archie porn the internet.
Other Shows
- Cartoons: Shit
- Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men and destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.
- Katy Keene: Moar of the same
Memes
Dilton Doiley
Moar info: Dilton Doiley.
4chan had a forced meme to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere. This meme died quickly.
See Also
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