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[[Image:Cydspotting.jpg|thumb|right|Tables turned, biters bit, pot, kettle, etc, etc.]]
[[Image:Cydspotting.jpg|thumb|right|Tables turned, biters bit, pot, kettle, etc, etc.]]


[[Image:Antifurry axis.png|thumb|right|CYD's position in the Antifurry Axis]]
[[Image:Axis of antifurry.png|thumb|right|CYD's position in the Antifurry Axis]]


[[Image:Mitch fc.jpg|thumb|right|Mitch - hates furries, loves [[lolis]]]]
[[Image:Mitch fc.jpg|thumb|right|Mitch - hates furries, loves [[lolis]]]]
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To the furry fandom CYD was just another bunch of [[goon|anti-furry]] trolls, since in furspeak "trolls" means anyone who dares criticize anything furry-related, even [[bestiality|dog-fucking]] or [[pedophilia|cub porn]]. Oddly enough, the Internet at large found it totally impossible to tell CYD apart from all the other [[furries]].
To the furry fandom CYD was just another bunch of [[goon|anti-furry]] trolls, since in furspeak "trolls" means anyone who dares criticize anything furry-related, even [[bestiality|dog-fucking]] or [[pedophilia|cub porn]]. Oddly enough, the Internet at large found it totally impossible to tell CYD apart from all the other [[furries]].


CYD was temporarily shut down in April 2010 with rival furries-in-denial website Vivisector claiming to have bought it. In truth, it was a simple [[script kiddie]] attack done by Pi to break their server with an inserted redirect to try to make Vivisector look like it had "won". Mitch resurrected the forum on 5th November 2010 but it is currently viewable only by him and his clique of dick-licking fanbois.
CYD bit the dust in April 2010 with rival furries-in-denial website Vivisector claiming to have bought it. In truth, it was killed off by Mitch after being [[doxxed]] by his [[stalker]] [[Xydexx]].


The articles are still available from the [http://web.archive.org/web/20061008225145/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/articles.php Wayback Machine] including the famous [http://web.archive.org/web/20061006003043/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show/lovebeast Ebonlupus Article]
The articles are still available from the [http://web.archive.org/web/20061008225145/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/articles.php Wayback Machine] including the famous [http://web.archive.org/web/20061006003043/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show/lovebeast Ebonlupus Article]


=== CYDiots ===
=== CYDiots ===
*'''[[Faggot|Mitch]]''' Enjoys beating his meat to imaginary [[pedo|underage animal people]] while simultaneously explaining how he isn't a furry. In one hand is his [[penis|banhammer]], and the other is [[delicious cake|delicious pie]]. Currently Secret Mod of the [[POE News]] forums, where his hard-won tard-wrangling skills have proved invaluable.
*'''[[Faggot|Mitch]]''' Enjoys beating his meat to imaginary [[pedo|underage animal people]] while simultaneously explaining how he isn't a furry. In one hand is his [[penis|banhammer]], and in the other is [[delicious cake|delicious pie]]. Currently Secret Mod of the [[POE News]] forums, where his hard-won tard-wrangling skills have proved invaluable.
*'''Papa November''' will never touch a lady.
*'''Papa November''' will never touch a lady. Apart from [[your mom]].
*'''Wayd Wolf''' is an [[internet tough guy]] who likes to [[no homo|talk about his wife’s breasts]] ([[no|which are totally huge]]) and cannot post two sentences without threatening to beat someone up. Wayd Wolf married his wife’s breasts at a furry [[convention]]. The rest of her is still waiting for him to propose.
*'''Wayd Wolf''' was an [[internet tough guy]] who liked to [[no homo|talk about his wife’s breasts]] ([[no|which were totally huge]]) and couldn't post two sentences without threatening to beat someone up. Wayd Wolf married his wife’s breasts at a furry [[convention]]. The rest of her is still waiting for him to propose.
*'''Jerry Collins''' is a dirty old [[hippie]] who lives in a house made of pot, communicates entirely in incomprehensible gibberish and hates furfag [http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=BOC Brian O’Connell] for sodomizing him with his own bong. He is a [[Sunderedmoon|certified artist]] because he draws deer people in bondage.  
*'''Jerry Collins''' was a dirty old [[hippie]] who lived in a house made of pot, communicated entirely in incomprehensible gibberish and hated furfag [http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=BOC Brian O’Connell] for sodomizing him with his own bong. He was a [[Sunderedmoon|Certified Artist]] because he only ever drew deer people in bondage.  
*'''Matthew Hirtes (MHirtes)''' is the only furry to be hated by <u>all</u> other furries. This makes MHirtes [[an hero]]. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his [[porn|serious art zine]].
*'''Michael Hirtes (MHirtes)''' is the only furry to be hated by <u>all</u> other furries. This naturally makes MHirtes [[an hero]]. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his [[porn|serious art zine]].
*'''The New Meat''' is a [[communist]] [[lesbian]] Jew. Killed and eaten by [[Jay Naylor]].
*'''The New Meat''' is a [[communist]] [[lesbian]] Jew. Killed and eaten by [[Jay Naylor]].
*'''Captain Cowgirl''' is a hot chick who has an unwholesome obsession with [[Ray Jones]]. Allegedly made [[D. C. Simpson]] cry by trolling him with pictures of his blue dog fursona with a dick.
*'''Captain Cowgirl''' is a hot chick who has an unwholesome obsession with [[Ray Jones]]. Allegedly made [[D. C. Simpson]] cry by trolling him with pictures of his blue dog fursona with a dick.
*'''Rankin''' got a life and consequently fell off the radar. He still hates [[your mom]], even if she does put out.
*'''Rankin''' got a life and consequently fell off the radar. He still hates [[your mom]], even if she does put out.
*'''Angrypuritan''' is a [[communist]] [[fag]].
*'''Angrypuritan''' is a [[communist]] [[fag]].
*'''[[Banrai]]''' is a notorious [[art thief]] banned three times from [[VCL]] and currently listed on the FBI MOST WANTED list for [[soul raep]]. Banrai was taken to [http://banrai.livejournal.com/796407.html internet court] by furfag [[Mix Hyena]] for [[icon theft]] and epic [[lulz]].
*'''Banrai''' is a notorious [[art thief]] banned three times from [[VCL]] and currently listed on the FBI MOST WANTED list for soul raep. Banrai was taken to [http://banrai.livejournal.com/796407.html internet court] by furfag [[Mix Hyena]] for [[icon theft]] and epic [[lulz]].
*'''Donotsue''' is a beautiful squirrel-man. Everyone is gay for Donotsue. He is also a crazy Finnish fucker.
*'''Donotsue''' is a beautiful squirrel-man. Everyone is gay for Donotsue. He is also a crazy Finnish fucker.
*'''Jim Hardiman''' is the only [[furry art]]ist in all of the internet that is not a total twat. [[pretty cool guy|Eh draws furry pr0n and doesnt bitch about filesharing...]]
*'''Jim Hardiman''' is the only [[furry art]]ist in all of the internet that is not a total twat. [[pretty cool guy|Eh draws furry pr0n and doesnt bitch about filesharing...]]
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[[Image:DrDos.jpg|thumb|Beacuse a [[Furaffinity|raccoon mascot]] is [[traced|so original]]. ]]
[[Image:DrDos.jpg|thumb|Beacuse a [[Furaffinity|raccoon mascot]] is [[traced|so original]]. ]]
[[Image:Kindrift-JESUS CHRIST THOSE PANTS.jpg|thumb|right|Disgraced former CYD mod, Kindrift, searches for his glowstix.]]
[[Image:Kindrift-JESUS CHRIST THOSE PANTS.jpg|thumb|right|Disgraced former CYD mod, Kindrift, searches for his glowstix.]]
A failboat full of only those that CYD [[do not want|did not want]]. Currently they claim CYD was "[[unwarranted self importance|Viv's predecessor site]]" when in fact, Mitch had [[banhammered]] all of Vivisector's founding members for [[DO NOT WANT|being faggots]] and refused to have anything to do with Vivisector.
Created by and for the benefit of a gaggle of hardcore drama fags and furries-in-denial fed up with CYD admin Mitch's tyrannical rule. They like to claim CYD was "[[unwarranted self importance|Viv's predecessor site]]", mainly because this makes Mitch mad.


The members of Vivisector love to flame and [[raeg]] about not being Furry. All of them have furry avatars, especially those who rage the loudest about "[[bullshit|not being furry]]".
Just like the CYDiots, the members of Vivisector love to flame and [[raeg]] about not being [[bullshit|not being furry]]. Of course, all of them have furry avatars, especially the loudest deniers.


The average intelligence of these people is lower than the average /b/ tard. They clearly [[ego|see themselves as smarter]], spewing lots of [[Ayn Rand|pseudo-scientific]] language as if they are doing [[nice try|research]] on their furry subjects.  
==Regulars==
*'''Pi''' likes to attack witless furries who think they're coders, ie everyone to do with [[Furaffinity]].
* '''Foxid''' aka  '''ProvincialTwit''' is extremely easy to troll. Insists on Orwell-esque word subsitution (fandom = fetish subculture) and fills the standard role of [[mod|Forum Nazi]].
*'''[[Kindrift]]''' is a closet [[postfurry]] who has [[over 9,000]] names and menstruates constantly through his [[mangina]]. Was once fake banned from CYD for [[lulz]] before being really banned for [[faggotry]]. Also fought [[Chibiabos]] in an [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Kindrift epic slapfight] over Chibiabos’ dog fuckery that destroyed all of Tokyo. Was the only mod ever banned from CYD.
*'''[[Sage Freehaven|Freehaven]]''' is an [[attention whore]] and compulsive masturbator with a rodent fetish. Dug up the [[no life|real dirt on the fake death of Herbie Bear]]'s made-up girlfriend. Was surprisingly never banned from CYD despite being a collossal melodramatic retard.
*'''rodox_video''' has a disturbingly high number of posts in bestiality threads. Is currently heading a crusade against [[bestiality|dogmonglers]].


Several of the regulars are low-level sysadmin types, and as such think that setting up a pre-packaged database and forum makes them smarter than people who program for a living. They spend lots of time picking apart other websites' programming but have no ability to create anything themselves.
==Gallery==
 
Any attempts at creating CYD-style troll articles are mostly [[furry|angst]]-filled [[Bawww]] fests that overflow with [[butthurt]] [[raeg]] in the name of "humor". The articles that aren't made of [[fail]] are all ported over from CYD.
 
This main part of the site has not been updated in several months by Pi, despite being the first thing people see when they enter Vivisector. It's odd because the blog shows the entire world Pi's [[yiff|deepest thoughts and desires.]] In short, vivisector is [[irony|falling apart faster than the site it stole from]].
 
===Founding===
[[File:Afraid of getting boners.png|thumb|right|<s>Foxid aka</s> ProvincialTwit is afraid if he has to look at furry porn, the [[gay|shameful boners]] will come back.]]
In late 2007, Pi got banned from [[Furaffinity|FA]] for [http://clanspum.net/~pi/ breaking into FA's databases]. Of course, this is no major feat as a retarded elementary school kid can break into FA due to the shitty coding. What is amazing, however, is that he did this in [[lol wut|hopes that they would make him an admin]] for his "[[fail|coding skills]]".
 
When this attempt resulted in [[b&|bancakes]] instead of [[sysop]], [[butthurt]] Pi joined CYD, changing his tune to "[[I did it for the lulz]]" instead of "[[truth|I did it because I'm a sad failure who really wanted to feel important and FA rejected me, BAWWWW!]]" Even the most braindead members of  CYD saw through this, however, and Pi soon was laughed out of the site.
 
As the [[butthurt|door hit his ass on the way out]], he met foxid: a fellow [[unwarranted self importance|self important]] twat who has also laughed out of CYD for [[unwarranted self importance|kissing ass to try to become a mod]]. The two of them grabbed some prepackaged coding scripts and went on to create vivisector along with Kindrift: [[fail|the only mod ever banned from CYD]].
 
====Regulars there====
[[Image:Fail ban.JPG|thumb|What a [[Ban]] on Vivisector looks like. [[fail|Great coding, Pi]]!]]
Any attempt to join is met with massive derision and faggotry, going so far as to IP block new members who don't suck Pi's cock right. However, seeing as Pi is a shitty code monkey, he can't even do a proper ban message, he simply renders an MQSL database error when he "blocks" your IP.
 
As a consequence, all members of Vivisector are only there because they....
# were banned from CYD and now are so desperate for a forum to call their own that they will suck lots of cock to stay
# are desperate former members of CYD awaiting the return of their beloved site
 
 
The former are only there because they have nowhere left to go. The latter are only there because PI script-bombed CYD and hate being on Vivisector.  This means nearly everyone would defect back to CYD if it ever reopened- a fate Pi, Kindrift and Foxid dread as it means their beloved [[unwarranted self importance]] would end in [[butthurt]], again. All of this explains why only 5 people ever post there, 4 of them suck Pi's cock, the 5th stumbled on the site by accident.
 
=====Founding Members=====
*'''Pi''' Has a habit of attacking people who have real [[job]]s as coders, because they aren't as [[unemployed|ideologically pure]] as he is. Basically your standard run of the mill [[unemployed]] [[IRC]] fag and cyber-[[libertarian]] fuckwit who thinks he's the best [[script kiddie|hacker]] ever. [[truth|Was laughed out of CYD for being a total twat]].
* '''Foxid''' aka  '''ProvincialTwit''' is a minor [[troll]] and [[furry]] in denial. Extremely easy to troll. Insists on Orwell-esque word subsitution (fandom = fetish subculture) and generally fills the standard forum role of Nazi [[mod]]. Tried to be a [[butthurt|mod at CYD but was rejected]].
*'''[[Kindrift]]''' He's a closet [[postfurry]] who has [[over 9,000]] names and menstruates constantly through his [[mangina]]. Was once fake banned from CYD for [[lulz]] before being really banned for [[faggotry]]. Also fought [[Chibiabos]] in an [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Kindrift epic slapfight] over Chibiabos’ dog fuckery that destroyed all of Tokyo. Was the only mod ever banned from CYD.
[[Image:Greenreaperviv.JPG|thumb|Using the same avatar and name on an antifurry site and the biggest [[wikiFur|furry site]] is [[retarded|smart]].Not too mention for your [[Mod]] account on Inkbunny.]]
*'''[[Sage Freehaven|Freehaven]]''' is an [[attention whore]] and compulsive masturbator with a rodent fetish. Dug up the [[no life|real dirt on the fake death of Herbie Bear]]'s made-up girlfriend. Was banned from CYD repeatedly for being an dramatic retard.
*'''rodox_video''' has a disturbingly high number of posts in bestiality threads. Was banned repeatedly from CYD for posting bestiality.
*'''[[GreenReaper]]''' aka, [[Mod]] on InkBunny and the creator and obsessive-compulsive head Nazi of [[WikiFur]] is secretly member #14. He couldn't find anyone to troll on CYD, so he instead trolls the fuck out of vivisector. Still, he [[idiot|links to his]] [http://www.greenreaper.co.uk/ Dox] in his profile.
 
===Gallery===
Because [[no|vivisector is so superior to CYD]] and [[USI|we should all know it]]!
Because [[no|vivisector is so superior to CYD]] and [[USI|we should all know it]]!
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Vivi-hello.jpg|How sane people are greeted on Vivisector.
File:Vivi-hello.jpg|How butthurt losers (hiya, Mack!) are greeted on Vivisector.
File:Pi meltdown.PNG|Pi and [[Greenreaper]]: [http://forums.vivisector.org/index.php/topic,111.0.html let the fun begin]!
File:Vivi-piBAWW1.jpg|Pi [[BAWWW]]ing over being banned, again.
File:Vivi-piBAWW1.jpg|Pi [[BAWWW]]ing over being banned, again.
File:Vivi-antilulz.jpg|Twit is already jaded and antilulz. Let the collapse commence!
File:Vivi-antilulz.jpg|Foxid is already jaded and antilulz. Let the collapse commence!
Image:Viv proff1.JPG|Because we all know [[unwarranted self importance|USI]] [[asspie|retards]] are [[no|very professional]]
Image:CYD posters.JPG|I wish I were as cool a Mitch.
Image:Pi lie.jpg|Screen capped because pi never does admit he's full of shit.
</gallery>
</gallery>


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Latest revision as of 17:33, 9 October 2018

Tables turned, biters bit, pot, kettle, etc, etc.
CYD's position in the Antifurry Axis
Mitch - hates furries, loves lolis
Mitchs' 15 seconds of fame

CrushYiffDestroy (or CYD for short) was a website and forum created and run by disgruntled fat former furry and polysexual pervert Mitch and was the haunt of former (and present) furries, plain old funny animal fans, beardy ex-pornsters, and un-beardy ex-pornsters, collectively known as CYDiots. Their aim was supposedly to draw attention to the absurd excesses and drama perpetrated by the furry fandom, but mostly they performed the usual web forum circlejerk. They had no agenda, no aims, and no mission, other than frequently explaining how obsessing over furry websites and masturbating to furry porn didn't make them furries.

To the furry fandom CYD was just another bunch of anti-furry trolls, since in furspeak "trolls" means anyone who dares criticize anything furry-related, even dog-fucking or cub porn. Oddly enough, the Internet at large found it totally impossible to tell CYD apart from all the other furries.

CYD bit the dust in April 2010 with rival furries-in-denial website Vivisector claiming to have bought it. In truth, it was killed off by Mitch after being doxxed by his stalker Xydexx.

The articles are still available from the Wayback Machine including the famous Ebonlupus Article

CYDiots

  • Mitch Enjoys beating his meat to imaginary underage animal people while simultaneously explaining how he isn't a furry. In one hand is his banhammer, and in the other is delicious pie. Currently Secret Mod of the POE News forums, where his hard-won tard-wrangling skills have proved invaluable.
  • Papa November will never touch a lady. Apart from your mom.
  • Wayd Wolf was an internet tough guy who liked to talk about his wife’s breasts (which were totally huge) and couldn't post two sentences without threatening to beat someone up. Wayd Wolf married his wife’s breasts at a furry convention. The rest of her is still waiting for him to propose.
  • Jerry Collins was a dirty old hippie who lived in a house made of pot, communicated entirely in incomprehensible gibberish and hated furfag Brian O’Connell for sodomizing him with his own bong. He was a Certified Artist because he only ever drew deer people in bondage.
  • Michael Hirtes (MHirtes) is the only furry to be hated by all other furries. This naturally makes MHirtes an hero. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his serious art zine.
  • The New Meat is a communist lesbian Jew. Killed and eaten by Jay Naylor.
  • Captain Cowgirl is a hot chick who has an unwholesome obsession with Ray Jones. Allegedly made D. C. Simpson cry by trolling him with pictures of his blue dog fursona with a dick.
  • Rankin got a life and consequently fell off the radar. He still hates your mom, even if she does put out.
  • Angrypuritan is a communist fag.
  • Banrai is a notorious art thief banned three times from VCL and currently listed on the FBI MOST WANTED list for soul raep. Banrai was taken to internet court by furfag Mix Hyena for icon theft and epic lulz.
  • Donotsue is a beautiful squirrel-man. Everyone is gay for Donotsue. He is also a crazy Finnish fucker.
  • Jim Hardiman is the only furry artist in all of the internet that is not a total twat. Eh draws furry pr0n and doesnt bitch about filesharing...

Vivisector

File:DrDos.jpg
Beacuse a raccoon mascot is so original.
Disgraced former CYD mod, Kindrift, searches for his glowstix.

Created by and for the benefit of a gaggle of hardcore drama fags and furries-in-denial fed up with CYD admin Mitch's tyrannical rule. They like to claim CYD was "Viv's predecessor site", mainly because this makes Mitch mad.

Just like the CYDiots, the members of Vivisector love to flame and raeg about not being not being furry. Of course, all of them have furry avatars, especially the loudest deniers.

Regulars

  • Pi likes to attack witless furries who think they're coders, ie everyone to do with Furaffinity.
  • Foxid aka ProvincialTwit is extremely easy to troll. Insists on Orwell-esque word subsitution (fandom = fetish subculture) and fills the standard role of Forum Nazi.
  • Kindrift is a closet postfurry who has over 9,000 names and menstruates constantly through his mangina. Was once fake banned from CYD for lulz before being really banned for faggotry. Also fought Chibiabos in an epic slapfight over Chibiabos’ dog fuckery that destroyed all of Tokyo. Was the only mod ever banned from CYD.
  • Freehaven is an attention whore and compulsive masturbator with a rodent fetish. Dug up the real dirt on the fake death of Herbie Bear's made-up girlfriend. Was surprisingly never banned from CYD despite being a collossal melodramatic retard.
  • rodox_video has a disturbingly high number of posts in bestiality threads. Is currently heading a crusade against dogmonglers.

Gallery

Because vivisector is so superior to CYD and we should all know it!

  • How butthurt losers (hiya, Mack!) are greeted on Vivisector.
    How butthurt losers (hiya, Mack!) are greeted on Vivisector.
  • Pi BAWWWing over being banned, again.
    Pi BAWWWing over being banned, again.
  • Foxid is already jaded and antilulz. Let the collapse commence!
    Foxid is already jaded and antilulz. Let the collapse commence!

External Links

  • Their IRC channel is irc.esper.net#vivisector

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