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'''blogTV''' is [[THE BEST]] [[camwhore | '''blogTV''', now renamed '''[[YouNow]]''' for the sake of unoriginality, is [[No|THE BEST]] [[camwhore]] site you could go to find high levels of [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[troll]]s or ranting [[trap|trans]] people. Established in June 2007, "''blogTV''" is a social broadcasting and [[stickam]] ripoff where [[pedobear]]s, [[troll]]s and epic [[phail]]ures go to find [[Jew gold]]. To reiterate "Blog" (as the cool kids call it) is where [[troll]]s go to [[troll]], and freakin' [[party hard]]. "The [[broadcaster]] can broadcast to its audience with a web cam" according to [[TOW]]; and basically no gives a shit because of all the [[advertising]]. The platform also includes a [[teenchat]] system, and crappy [[moderator]]s. The site has a promotional partnership with [[ICQ]] which is an [[IM]] type platform that still exists in 2015 apparently. It is [[notable]] for a high level of [[anti-lulz]], [[fap]]ping, [[emoticon]]-heavy chatting, [http://www.younow.com/2gays2day/channel users of the gay orientation], [[Justin Bieber]] impersonators, and overall [[unfunny]] material. | ||
== blogTV Junior == | |||
[[Last Thursday]], the admins on blogTV noticed an [[over 9000|abundance]] of [[pedophiles]] hanging out at the broadcasts of little boys and budding camgirls. So they decided to raise the age limit from [[13-year-old boy|13]] to [[16-year-old girl|16]], resulting in lots of [[butthurt|bitching]], but pretty much nothing else since age-lying is still as com-mon as water. During this time, [[over 9000]] petitions were formed, and since there was no organized fight, they all [[fail]]ed miserably. Eventually BlogTV got tired of all the emails from [[13-year-old boy|all of the faggots]] and came up with a [[retarded|TOTALLY AWSUM SOLUTION!!1!11!!!]] And created the jr section for kids aged 13-15. What they didn't realize is the [[pedophile|pedos]] would just make junior accounts and go [[fap]] to the [[13 year old boys|kids anyway.]] So all this did was cost more money for BlogTV to manage and gave another place for the pedos to lurk. | |||
Junior accounts are extremely hard to troll, but this has been proven to be the most effective way. | |||
[[Image:Cockgoeswhere.jpg|thumb|[[Cock goes where]]?!?]] | |||
# Make an account. | |||
# Use [[tinyurl]] to put your video in it. | |||
# Pick a random broadcast, preferably the most popular one. | |||
# Ask if they wanna see your funny new video (a lot of the time some [[no|clever]] little [[retard|viewer]] will say DON'T CLICK @!!11!on! !!!!11 !! just tell them to stfu and it's fine to prove you're not a spambot.) | |||
# Lulz ensue and you get kicked, unless you're fast enough to log out. | |||
# If you get kicked/b&, delete your account. | |||
# Show carries on after lulz fades. | |||
# [[????]] | |||
# [[PROFIT!]] | |||
# Rinse and repeat. | |||
== BlogTV goes Mobile == | |||
Since BlogTV thought just making an [[ass]] of yourself on a webcam wasn't good enough, they decided "How about we can give our internet whores a chance to blog on the go?", thus making an app to let them stream through their phones and show their daily lives like anyone on Youtube would do. [[Sarcasm|Totally helps when you show off where you live]] among other stupid things. Now you can also become [[an hero]] wherever you want! | |||
== Raids on BlogTV == | == Raids on BlogTV == | ||
Raids on BlogTV have been a increasingly practiced pastime for [[Anonymous|anons]], and they have not failed to include there fair share of [[win]]. A tactic of befriending the host, asking to Co-host the show, then if she/he agrees to let you Co-host there show, put as much [[offended|offensive]] material as possible on the screen before the host declines the show, | Raids on BlogTV have been a increasingly practiced pastime for [[Anonymous|anons]], and they have not failed to include there fair share of [[win]]. A tactic of befriending the host, asking to Co-host the show, then if she/he agrees to let you Co-host there show, put as much [[offended|offensive]] material as possible on the screen before the host declines the show, It's quite a popular tactic. | ||
Other methods include posting [[ | Other methods include posting [[offensive]] material from our [[Offended]] page and immediately logging out (preventing bans or kicks for lulz) and creating new guest accounts whenever kicked by disabling [http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager03.html Flash Cookies] | ||
Finally for camwhores add this to your profile/The Playground | Finally for camwhores add this to your profile/The Playground | ||
<pre> | |||
<EMBED SRC="http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1281051415.swf" HEIGHT=1 WIDTH=1> | <EMBED SRC="http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1281051415.swf" HEIGHT=1 WIDTH=1> | ||
</pre> | |||
Before adding this, run no-script for Firefox, so you don't get [[raep]]ed with your own [[last measure]]. | |||
And tell them to view your profile, they will then be [[Last Measure]]d | |||
== The Youtube Age == | |||
Once upon a time, all of the Youtube whores deemed blogtv as the [[cool]] place to have all their [[fantard|fangirls and fanboys]] come and watch them talk about [[shit nobody cares about|their opinions, their day,]] and have their fans cream or squirt themselves to the sound of their voices while not having their existences acknowledged. | |||
Youtubers and Blogtv had a great relationship until the summer of 2009, when most of them moved to Ustream because blogTV was a pedo-paradise and was basically dead. Bigger youtubers such as [[sxephil]], dfizzy, [[Shane Dawson]], and just about every other Jewtube whore that followed suit all claimed it [[No|has better quality and the twitter feed is cooler than blogtv's.]] But in the long run, it just doesn't pay enough for their needs of owning the golden dildo that they all wanted and craved, and doesn't automatically feature the [[USI|gods of youtube the second they grace blogtv with their presence]]. [http://www.blogtv.com/shows/197407/ZeNwb2_waeZDYeVFYX&pos=ancr In this recording], dfizzy talks about how he is "leaving blogtv FOREVVER D:<", even though he came back. | |||
[[ | Now a [[over 9000|majority]] of Youtubers broadcast on Ustream. BlogTV is still used by retards like [[TheAmazingAtheist]] and [[MannixThePirate]], though. | ||
==blogTV, [[No|The Future of Entertainment?]]== | |||
==blogTV, The Future of Entertainment?== | |||
{{quote|I've given BlogTV an honest try. At first it was [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]]. And then it happened, utter shit. All of the [[op|ops]] there are whining [[butthurt]] fags who'll kick you the second you question the leadership. It's a fucking circle-jerk of camwhores.|Stevaloosaurus, falling for the [[faggotry|trap]].}} | {{quote|I've given BlogTV an honest try. At first it was [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]]. And then it happened, utter shit. All of the [[op|ops]] there are whining [[butthurt]] fags who'll kick you the second you question the leadership. It's a fucking circle-jerk of camwhores.|Stevaloosaurus, falling for the [[faggotry|trap]].}} | ||
[[Image:Blogtv typical view.jpg|center]] | [[Image:Blogtv typical view.jpg|center]] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[Image:Blogfagpedofinalbig_blogdrama.jpg|center|frame|[[sauce]]! blogTVDrama [http://www.blogtvdrama.com/] ]] | [[Image:Blogfagpedofinalbig_blogdrama.jpg|center|frame|[[sauce]]! blogTVDrama [http://www.blogtvdrama.com/] ]] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[Image:A-gun-gun-gun blogotv.jpg|center]] | [[Image:A-gun-gun-gun blogotv.jpg|center|Future [[an hero]]]] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
'''NIMPING FOR GREAT JUSTICE!''' | '''NIMPING FOR GREAT JUSTICE!''' | ||
==Notable Members== | |||
*[http://www.blogtv.com/People/Agruvchic Agruvchic: The Worlds Worst Mom (Smacked her kid and drinks around him)] | |||
*[http://www.blogtv.com/people/Bluntress Bluntress:BlawgTV's biggest pothead and racist nigger also she molests children] | |||
[http://www.blogtv.com/People/ | |||
*[http://www.blogtv.com/People/Bonzo193 Bonzo193: The oldest pedo on BlogTV hands down. Oldest to drop a link of his own nude video as well] | |||
*[http://www.blogtv.com/people/coreyn coreyn: A Fat Fuck that thinks shes hot] | |||
[http://www.blogtv.com/people/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/dj-keemstar [[DJ KEEMSTAR|DJ Keemstar]]: king newfag] [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/DJ_KEEMSTAR Keemstar:Dramaalert 2016] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/fenny fenny: A ChristFag that still lives with his mom] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/People/glensroom Glensroom: Fat Jewish pedo that Claims to be the "mayor of blogtv" and likes to throw around the term "blog-famous" which is similar to being "curling-famous" in Mexico.] | ||
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Pl0w3d&oldid=945416 Glensroom 2016 (updated)] | |||
[http://www.blogtv.com/people/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/cougar33 [[Hottie32|Hottie32]]: failwhale.] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/justicelover02 Lover02: Aka Carolline Justice, you'll never see so many retards in one place].[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXQAemNzgpE Tardrage]. [http://www.blogtv.com/people/elmerfudd34 Derpy husband] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/People/PraiseandWorshipService PraiseandWorshipService: The biggest fagot who ever praised Jesus] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09P_i_Jef50 LastMeasured] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/people/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/Big3News [[Rusty_Ray|RustyRay:]] The typical deadbeat dad member of the GOP, his soul hurts when he's trolled.] | ||
[http://www.blogtv.com/ | *[http://www.blogtv.com/people/VonHelton2 [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]: The Punisher (of children).] | ||
[ | ==Trolling BlogTV== | ||
Usually, blogtvers were trolled with [[Last Measure]] | |||
=="Blog" Gallery== | =="Blog" Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Militarybarbie blogtv.jpg|hey guis i'm famous ! | Image:Militarybarbie blogtv.jpg|hey guis i'm famous ! | ||
Image:Blogtv_surprise.jpg|surprise? really where? | Image:Blogtv_surprise.jpg|surprise? really where? | ||
Image:Blogtv_watwut.jpg|not [[shoop]]d ?!!!1 | Image:Blogtv_watwut.jpg|not [[shoop]]d ?!!!1 | ||
Image:BlogTv.CA pleaseno fuck.jpg| | Image:BlogTv.CA pleaseno fuck.jpg|some fag highjacks the blogTV hummer. | ||
Image:Surprise_blogtv.jpg|seriously ? | Image:Surprise_blogtv.jpg|seriously ? | ||
Image:Jenny_sunglasses.jpg|This [[JuggaletteJenny|TV]] does blogTV. | Image:Jenny_sunglasses.jpg|This [[JuggaletteJenny|TV]] does blogTV. | ||
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Image:NiggerCopter.jpg|Nigger Copter anyone? | Image:NiggerCopter.jpg|Nigger Copter anyone? | ||
Image:SINGING_PENIS.jpg|Behold the singing Penis | Image:SINGING_PENIS.jpg|Behold the singing Penis | ||
Image:DANTV2.jpg|Dan Cilley serious lulzcow | Image:DANTV2.jpg|[[Dan Cilley]] serious lulzcow | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[ | *[[YouNow]] | ||
*[[Broadcaster]] | *[[Broadcaster]] | ||
*[[Sxephil]] | *[[Sxephil]] | ||
*[[Stickam]] | *[[Stickam]] | ||
*[[GNAA]] - Frequent trolls on blogtv (Method: [[Last Measure]]). | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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* [http://letstalkblogtv.org/ letstalkblogtv] | * [http://letstalkblogtv.org/ letstalkblogtv] | ||
* [http://www.blogtv.com blogTV homepage] | * [http://www.blogtv.com blogTV homepage] | ||
* | * {{twitter|blogtv|blogTV}} | ||
{{ | {{sites|title=blogTV}} | ||
{{Web 2.0|title=blogTV}} | |||
{{Social Media|title=blogTV}} | |||
{{GNAA}} | |||
[[Category:Communicae]] | [[Category:Communicae]] | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
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Warning! This article has been left rotting in a sea of shit for 2 years, that's how little people care about blogTV anymore. |
blogTV, now renamed YouNow for the sake of unoriginality, is THE BEST camwhore site you could go to find high levels of unwarranted self-importance, trolls or ranting trans people. Established in June 2007, "blogTV" is a social broadcasting and stickam ripoff where pedobears, trolls and epic phailures go to find Jew gold. To reiterate "Blog" (as the cool kids call it) is where trolls go to troll, and freakin' party hard. "The broadcaster can broadcast to its audience with a web cam" according to TOW; and basically no gives a shit because of all the advertising. The platform also includes a teenchat system, and crappy moderators. The site has a promotional partnership with ICQ which is an IM type platform that still exists in 2015 apparently. It is notable for a high level of anti-lulz, fapping, emoticon-heavy chatting, users of the gay orientation, Justin Bieber impersonators, and overall unfunny material.
blogTV Junior
Last Thursday, the admins on blogTV noticed an abundance of pedophiles hanging out at the broadcasts of little boys and budding camgirls. So they decided to raise the age limit from 13 to 16, resulting in lots of bitching, but pretty much nothing else since age-lying is still as com-mon as water. During this time, over 9000 petitions were formed, and since there was no organized fight, they all failed miserably. Eventually BlogTV got tired of all the emails from all of the faggots and came up with a TOTALLY AWSUM SOLUTION!!1!11!!! And created the jr section for kids aged 13-15. What they didn't realize is the pedos would just make junior accounts and go fap to the kids anyway. So all this did was cost more money for BlogTV to manage and gave another place for the pedos to lurk.
Junior accounts are extremely hard to troll, but this has been proven to be the most effective way.
- Make an account.
- Use tinyurl to put your video in it.
- Pick a random broadcast, preferably the most popular one.
- Ask if they wanna see your funny new video (a lot of the time some clever little viewer will say DON'T CLICK @!!11!on! !!!!11 !! just tell them to stfu and it's fine to prove you're not a spambot.)
- Lulz ensue and you get kicked, unless you're fast enough to log out.
- If you get kicked/b&, delete your account.
- Show carries on after lulz fades.
- ????
- PROFIT!
- Rinse and repeat.
BlogTV goes Mobile
Since BlogTV thought just making an ass of yourself on a webcam wasn't good enough, they decided "How about we can give our internet whores a chance to blog on the go?", thus making an app to let them stream through their phones and show their daily lives like anyone on Youtube would do. Totally helps when you show off where you live among other stupid things. Now you can also become an hero wherever you want!
Raids on BlogTV
Raids on BlogTV have been a increasingly practiced pastime for anons, and they have not failed to include there fair share of win. A tactic of befriending the host, asking to Co-host the show, then if she/he agrees to let you Co-host there show, put as much offensive material as possible on the screen before the host declines the show, It's quite a popular tactic.
Other methods include posting offensive material from our Offended page and immediately logging out (preventing bans or kicks for lulz) and creating new guest accounts whenever kicked by disabling Flash Cookies
Finally for camwhores add this to your profile/The Playground
<EMBED SRC="http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1281051415.swf" HEIGHT=1 WIDTH=1>
Before adding this, run no-script for Firefox, so you don't get raeped with your own last measure.
And tell them to view your profile, they will then be Last Measured
The Youtube Age
Once upon a time, all of the Youtube whores deemed blogtv as the cool place to have all their fangirls and fanboys come and watch them talk about their opinions, their day, and have their fans cream or squirt themselves to the sound of their voices while not having their existences acknowledged.
Youtubers and Blogtv had a great relationship until the summer of 2009, when most of them moved to Ustream because blogTV was a pedo-paradise and was basically dead. Bigger youtubers such as sxephil, dfizzy, Shane Dawson, and just about every other Jewtube whore that followed suit all claimed it has better quality and the twitter feed is cooler than blogtv's. But in the long run, it just doesn't pay enough for their needs of owning the golden dildo that they all wanted and craved, and doesn't automatically feature the gods of youtube the second they grace blogtv with their presence. In this recording, dfizzy talks about how he is "leaving blogtv FOREVVER D:<", even though he came back.
Now a majority of Youtubers broadcast on Ustream. BlogTV is still used by retards like TheAmazingAtheist and MannixThePirate, though.
blogTV, The Future of Entertainment?
—Stevaloosaurus, falling for the trap. |
NIMPING FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Notable Members
- DJ Keemstar: king newfag Keemstar:Dramaalert 2016
- Glensroom: Fat Jewish pedo that Claims to be the "mayor of blogtv" and likes to throw around the term "blog-famous" which is similar to being "curling-famous" in Mexico.
- Glensroom 2016 (updated)
- Hottie32: failwhale.
- Lover02: Aka Carolline Justice, you'll never see so many retards in one place.Tardrage. Derpy husband
- RustyRay: The typical deadbeat dad member of the GOP, his soul hurts when he's trolled.
- VonHelton: The Punisher (of children).
Trolling BlogTV
Usually, blogtvers were trolled with Last Measure
"Blog" Gallery
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hey guis i'm famous !
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surprise? really where?
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not shoopd ?!!!1
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some fag highjacks the blogTV hummer.
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seriously ?
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This TV does blogTV.
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The only time BlogTV consists of win!
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Another camwhore crying on blogtv
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1
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Me likey!
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win
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You like that?
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She likes that
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shoe on head
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the truth
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Typical failtv user
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The user that prompted two police visits courtesy from the internet.
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Ragechan just loves to Rage.
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Nigger Copter anyone?
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Behold the singing Penis
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Dan Cilley serious lulzcow
See Also
- YouNow
- Broadcaster
- Sxephil
- Stickam
- GNAA - Frequent trolls on blogtv (Method: Last Measure).
External Links
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