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<div style="position:fixed; right:10px; bottom:10px; overflow:visible;">[[Image:Bacon.png|You know you want it...|100px]]</div>
<VapidZero> bacon is the scientifically fastest means of pissing of jews and muslims<br>
[[File:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Happiness.jpg|thumb|right|The meaning of life itself.]]
<Kashiwaba_Tomoe> Sorry but I cant hear you over how delicious bacon is<br>
[[File:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Seed.jpg|thumb|right|The root of all bacons!]]
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'''Bacon''' is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make [[Jews]] regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for [[obesity]] and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo bacon is good for you]. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the [[internets|internet's]] [[fetish]] for bacon.
[[Category:In Jokes]][[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Trolls]]
 
==The Definitive Guide To Bacon==
Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart.  Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon!  Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.
<br><br>
[[File:Bacon_-_Misc_-_How_To_Use_Bacon_-_01.jpg|600px|center]]
<br>
<center><gallery>
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_How_To_Use_Bacon_-_02.jpg|<center>Step 1</center>
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_How_To_Use_Bacon_-_03.jpg|<center>Step 2</center>
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_How_To_Use_Bacon_-_04.jpg|<center>Step 3</center>
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_How_To_Use_Bacon_-_05.jpg|<center>Step 4</center>
</gallery></center>
<br>
 
==Push Button; Receive Bacon==
 
Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.
 
 
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:PushButtonReceiveBacon.png|Push Button; Receive Bacon
Image:Bacon.gif|The GIF
Image:PushButtonReceiveBacon2.png|Push Button; Receive Bacon [[IRL]]
Image:Iambacon.jpg|[[Robot in a suit|I am]]...
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Instructions.jpg
</gallery></center>
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==Bacony [[Faggotry]]==
In [[2012]], a 22-year-old [[Faggot|social media intern]] named Joshua [[Irish|Flaherty]] [http://www.modernprimate.com/man-ingests-10-lbs-of-bacon-rectally-dies/ died of blood poisoning after shoving 10 pounds of bacon up his ass] to win upvotes on [[Reddit]], because he was obsessed with bacon and [[internet]] [[memes]] like baconmania. No word on whether it was cooked or raw.
 
==[[I Am Legend]]==
 
I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an [[forever Alone|isolated]], [[autistic|anti-social]] scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.
 
{{center|<youtube>E6FVdTKg4gY</youtube>}}
 
===I was saving this gallery===
 
<!--Image:ThisIsBacon.jpg|[[The Sandwich Chef]].-->
<!--Image:SavingThatBacon.png|Saved.-->
<!--Image:BaconWorthIt.png|Is it?-->
 
<center><gallery>
Image:IWasSavingThatBacon.png|I was saving that.
Image:BOUTMYBACON.jpg|Bitches don't know.
Image:SpartaBacon.png|[[300]].
Image:FredGetsBacon.png|Why Fred was out.
</gallery></center>
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==Bacon Branding==
<center><gallery>
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Logos_-_Flag.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Logos_-_Institute.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Logos_-_Pirate.gif
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Logos_-_Support_Bacon.jpg
</gallery></center>
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{{cg|Miscellaneous||center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Baby_Formula.jpg|Baby formula...no, really srsly srs.  o_O
Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Cheese_Slices.jpg|Cheese Slices
Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Pancake_Mix.jpg|Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Spam.jpg|[[Spam]]!
Image:Bacon_-_Food_Products_-_Tactical_Bacon.jpg|Tactical Bacon
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Bacon - Desserts - Chocolate - Dipped - 03.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Lip Balm.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Scented Candle - 01.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 02.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Mustard.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Misc - Plushie.jpg
File:Bacon - Fast Food - Glass Of Bacon.jpg
File:Baconnaise.jpg
File:Bacon - Fast Food - Ground Bacon Burger.png
</gallery>
}}
 
{{cg|Beverages||center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bacon_-_Drinks_-_Vodka.jpg|How do you even describe VODKA as "refreshing"?
Image:Bacon_-_Drinks_-_Diet_Coke.jpg|A limited production run product, never got past test marketing groups.
Image:Bacon_-_Drinks_-_Coffee.jpg|Probably the only thing in this gallery you could drink without gagging.
</gallery>
|}}
 
==Bacon Art==
Much like your average "[[Feminazi|Moon Sister]]" on her [[period|monthly cycle]] who feels compelled to create crafts from her vaginal crevices, so too do bacon fanatics and fans alike enjoy turning otherwise perfectly good pig into useless, largely inedible "art".  Often for the sole purpose of preening over their porkish devotions like a pretentious, self-infatuated jackass with a bloated ego to match the Brobdingnagian size of their bacon fat infused bellies.
 
{{cg|Master-pieces of Pig (past tense)|B5|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Car.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Kevin_Bacon.jpg|Kevin Bacon...Bacon
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Painting.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Bouquet.jpg|A bacon bouquet for the [[fat|overly abundant]] beau
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Elvis.jpg|Bacon Micro-Sculpting
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Mug_Filled_With_Cheese.jpg|A pig mug filled with curdled cow drippings
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Bowls.jpg|Bacon bowls, for the masochistic vegan!
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Bowls_-_Instructions.jpg|How to make your own
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Turtles.jpg|At least these are edible
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Nativity.jpg|God in the form of bacon, or bacon in the form of God...you decide!
Image:Bacon_-_Art_-_Hearts.jpg|Nothing says, "I love you!" like a heart shaped heart attack
</gallery>
|}}
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==Gallery==
 
<!--Image:BaconGrid.png|Bacon Grid.-->
<!--Image:BaconGrid2.png|Bacon Grid the thread.-->
<!--Image:RealBacon.png|Your American bacon doesn't have any meat.-->
 
{{cg|General Bacony Goodness|B2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:FrancisBacon.jpg|Not to be confused with Francis Bacon.
Image:BaconCat.JPG|Bacon Cat.
Image:Sandwich-bacon-fail.gif|Why the fail?
Image:Bacon really is magic.PNG
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Don't_Die.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Gay_Bacon.jpg|For the fruity [[fag]] in all of us!
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Grant_Me_Your_Bacon.jpg|NOW GAWD DAMMIT!!!
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Girls_And_Bacon.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Love.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Recipe.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Student.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Green_Lantern_Spoof.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Graph.jpg|MATHS!  It works, bitches!
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Comic.jpg|Never get between a man and his bacons.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Dog.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_eCard.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Sign.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Redundant.jpg|Redundant bacon is redundant.
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Painted_Nails.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Non_Food_Related_-_Misc_-_Cross_Stitch.jpg|For crafty cross stitching bacon lover.
Image:Bacon_-_Text_-_Definition.jpg|Tru.dat
Image:Bacon_-_Text_-_Rules_Of_Bacon.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Tattoo_-_01.jpg|Hardcore bacon loves!
Image:Bacon_-_Misc_-_Tattoo_-_02.jpg|Feel the greasy might of bacon biceps!
Image:Malebacon.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Nearly_As_Bad_As_Soy_Bacon.jpg|Nearly as bad as soy bacon.
Image:Bacon_-_Math.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Duct_Tape.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_6_Reasons_Bacon_Is_Better_Than_True_Love.png
Image:Best_Friends_Forever.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Salad.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Sexy_Bacon.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Crawling_Around.gif|Bacon is sentient and plotting its revenge.
Image:Bacon_-_Price_Hike.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Reject_Christ.jpg|Sign me up!
Image:Memes_-_Because_Fuck_You_-_12.jpg
Image:Bacon_-_Kermit_Eats_It.jpg
File:China Bacon Apartment.jpg|Bacon in [[China]].
File:280 percent bacon.jpg|Never enough.
File:Bacon_Grenade.jpg
File:Lovely bacon.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Candy - Gumballs.jpg
File:Bacon - Foods - Bacon Wrapped Turkey.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 03.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Air Freshener - 01.jpg
File:Bacon toaster.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Chocolate - Dipped - 02.jpg
File:Bacon - Snacks - Pringles.png
File:Bacon - Foods - Bacon Explosion.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Chocolate - Bar.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Clothing - Hat.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Office - iPod Cover.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Baconnaise.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Jam.jpg
File:Bacon - Pie.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Clothing - T-Shirt.jpg
File:BaconSandwichLOL.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Scented Bubbles.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Spiced Maple Bacon Cupcake With Maple Buttercream.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 05.jpg
File:Bacon - Snacks - Popcorn - 02.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Air Freshener - 03.jpg
File:Bacon - Fast Food - Bacon Potato Pie.jpg
File:Bacon - Snacks - Peanuts.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 01.jpg
File:Bacon - Snacks - Sunflower Seeds.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Office - Mousepad.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Misc - Ornament.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Floss.jpg
File:Bacon - Food Products - Snickers.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Toothpicks.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Bandages.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - April Fools Squeezable.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Office - Lamp.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Ice Cream.jpg
File:Bacon rasher with intact nipple.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 06.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Soap.jpg
File:Bacon - Fast Food - Ultimate Bacon Pizza.png
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Toothpaste.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Scented Candle - 02.jpg
File:Bacon - Foods - Bacon Curry.png
File:Bacon - Foods - Bourbon Bacon Apple Tarts.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Candy - Jelly Beans.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Flavoring Syrup.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Clothing - Wallet.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Salt.png
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Board Games - Big Adventure.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Gravy.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Candy - Lollipops.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Office - Envelops.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Mints.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Hygeine - Lube.jpg
File:Bacon - Snacks - Popcorn - 01.jpg
File:Bacon - Foods - Wrapped Prawns.jpg
File:Bacon - Condiments - Hot Sauce.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Office - USB Drive.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Cake - 07.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Chocolate - Dipped - 01.jpg
File:Bacon hair.jpg
File:Bacon - Non Food Related - Fragrant - Air Freshener - 02.jpg
File:Bacon - Condoms.jpg
File:Bacon - Taco Shell.jpg
File:Bacon - Desserts - Candy - Gummis.jpg
</gallery>
|}}
<br>
 
==See also==
*[[Borscht]]
*[[Spam]]
*[[Bacon_and_Eggs|Bacon and Eggs]]
*[[Epic_meal_time|Epic Meal Time]]
 
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{{memes}}
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[[Category:Animal Abuse]]

Latest revision as of 12:35, 6 June 2023

You know you want it...
The meaning of life itself.
The root of all bacons!

Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make Jews regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the internet's fetish for bacon.

The Definitive Guide To Bacon

Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.



Push Button; Receive Bacon

Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.



Bacony Faggotry

In 2012, a 22-year-old social media intern named Joshua Flaherty died of blood poisoning after shoving 10 pounds of bacon up his ass to win upvotes on Reddit, because he was obsessed with bacon and internet memes like baconmania. No word on whether it was cooked or raw.

I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.


Bacon Branding




Miscellaneous About missing Pics
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Bacon Art

Much like your average "Moon Sister" on her monthly cycle who feels compelled to create crafts from her vaginal crevices, so too do bacon fanatics and fans alike enjoy turning otherwise perfectly good pig into useless, largely inedible "art". Often for the sole purpose of preening over their porkish devotions like a pretentious, self-infatuated jackass with a bloated ego to match the Brobdingnagian size of their bacon fat infused bellies.

Master-pieces of Pig (past tense) About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]



General Bacony Goodness About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


See also

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