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[[Image:Guro_penis_necklace.jpg|thumb|250px|If she can do it, so can [[you]].]]
[[File:Arnold.Swartznig.jpg|thumb|left|[[Wishful thinking|Typical]] man]]
 
{{quote|I will literally set the world on fire just to get laid.
|Any young male (21st century)}}
 
Whether they are toddlers, whether they are grown up, whether they play with toys, whether they read novels, whether they play [[board game]]s, whether they play [[video games]], whether they practice sports, '''men''' are all inherently great hairy piles of lust and [[rage]]. These latent [[rapist]]s and [[murderer]]s believe themselves to be "nice guys", because they are slightly less of an asshole than their local [[dealer|drug pusher]]. Men, chunks of unbridled muscle, run the world with a sadistic smile. They shoot their [[gun]]s and smoke their cigars with giant protruding erections, stopping only to occasionally rape and pillage [[your mother]].


Throughout the ages, [[females]] have had to deal with the weaker sex's [[Delusional|deluding]] themselves into thinking they control the world. Previously, females have had to resort to using their [[TITS OR GTFO|breasts]] and [[pussy|other regions]] in order to curry favour from these knuckle-dragging troglodytes. Luckily today, there are alternatives when it comes to controlling these males. Let this article - '''A Womyn's Guide To Males''' - serve as your personal reference tool as you navigate your way through a world filled with the mindless masses of flesh we call ''men''.
[[File:Baby-fuck.jpg|thumb|[[Babyfuck|Going about his daily chores]]]]
[[File:toomany.jpg|thumb|[[Doing it wrong]]]]


==The Key to Understanding Men==
Unfortunately, this is not always the case. [[feminism|Women meddling with evolution]] has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves like bees, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: ''[[fags]]'', ''[[neckbeard]]s'', ''[[trannies]]'', ''[[furries]]'', ''[[you]]'', and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and [[pwnt|decapitate]] every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from the wars of degeneration.
[[Image:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg‎|thumb|left|150px|A male's ultimate goal in life.]]
[[Image:malebrain.gif|thumb|right|150px|The male brain in a <s>nutshell</s> nutsack.]]


Men love their [[cocks]]. Literally everything they do [[Evolution|can be traced back]] to a desperate need to [[Sex|get their dicks wet]]. Penii can be tamed using [[sounding]], docking, and [[sounddocking|other methods]]. Men who enjoy these practices will beg for more, in which case treatment should be withheld. Men who do not enjoy such practices should be treated until they do.
==Activities==


'''Remember: If you control the penis, you control the man.'''
===Workout===


=== Trolling Men ===
[[File:Hand Grips.jpg|thumb|MANLY]]
Accordingly, [[trolling]] men is incredibly easy - simply suggest that there is something wrong with their [[penis]]. Too [[micropenis|small]], too [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|big]], too [[circumcised]], too [[erectile dysfunction|soft]] -- the list goes on and on. To fully exploit the power of male penile insecurity, simply [[Castration|cut them off]]. Other ways to exploit [[crybabies|males]] include:


* [[Gay|Suggesting they are gay]] - Works best on [[alpha male]]s.
You know, that thing you never do, ever. Come on, [[do you even lift]]? A man knows that lifting up pizza slices does not count as curls and getting up to take a dump does not count as squats. Getting off his ass and doing something about his body is a common method men use to cover up any lack of personality while attracting [[gay|new friends]]. Even if it fails, at least it helps stave off [[diabetes]] and other [[neckbeard]] ailments.
* [[Chris Crocker|Suggesting they are straight]]
* [[Pedo baiting]]
* [[Trap]]ping


==[[BDSM|Training Males]]==
===[[sex|Make out]]===
[[Image:Man cutting dick.jpg|thumb|right|With the correct training, men will be willing to slice off their own dicks to prove how manly they are.]]
[[File:Bernie the jew sanders.jpg|thumb|[[Bernie Sanders|Eloquent writings]] on the state of men and sex]]
[[Image:Kendoll.jpg|thumb|[[castration|The definition of a useless man.]]]]
Males have two primary functions: going to [[war]], and [[fucking]]. Here is how to correctly train males to try and [[fail]] slightly less.


===War===
If your typical man can manage to find a [[your mom|disgusting woman with the least amount of self respect possible]], they may very well get their dick wet before the night is over. However, if the man's horrifyingly deformed features don't manage to land him a pretty lady, a potato with a hole in it, [[rape]], [[a cat is fine too|a cat]] will easily satisfy his depraved needs. This is the shortest of the man's activities and will usually last around 10-15 seconds. Men fuck for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].
Males are naturally violent. While [[shota|little boys]] enjoy playing [[war]] [[games]], once they grow into men and play [[IRL]] war games they suddenly complain about being [[Waaaambulance|traumatised]]. The solution therefore is to [[child abuse|toughen them up]] while they are still young.


[[Some argue]] men should only take jobs in the White House or in Iraq; otherwise, they are known as faggots for doing what women are socially permitted to do; a woman who kills [[raghead]]ed [[terrorists]] is considered [[normal]] and treated as a war [[veteran]], but a man foolish enough to become a hairdresser will be considered a faggot by all sane men (and rightfully so).
===Pig out===
[[File:Rage magazine for men.png|thumb|Manly reading material]]


===[[Fucking]]===
Men are notorious in their slightly overzealous eating habits. They will clean out your fridge in a matter of seconds, shoving as much meat into their face as possible. They will then wash it all down with 300,000 gallons of [[Mountain Dew]] and top it all off with a delicious [[cock|twinkie]]. Men eat for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].
There is a [[myth]] when it comes to males and fucking: men believe that the more sex they have, the more manly they are. This is only partially true; while men follow their dicks around blindly, once they are actually in the company of a willing female, they suddenly become coy because they know full well they cannot perform properly.


On exceptionally rare occasions, women will want to have sex while the man does not. Instead of spending money on a hooker, the woman should simply force-feed him [[Viagra]] and mount. Men think they cannot be [[rape]]d because they have complete control over their erection. ([[Anal sex|O RLY?]]). This also means that should a man [[Erectile dysfunction|fail to perform]] (even if he claims he does not want to), this is his own fault, and it makes him completely worthless. The [http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html solution is simple].
===Blackout===


Far more often, however, a man will want to mate when a woman has more important things to do. [[Lulz|Withholding sex is a great way to make men do what you wish]]. However, this is only a temporary solution - if the man cannot get sex for a long period of time (or even if he can), he is likely to have an affair. At this point the only solution is [[castration]].
After a decent meal, men will then undoubtedly crack open a few of the cheapest most commercial cans of [[beer]] they can find, then flop down on the couch to catch a [[the game|game]] of [[handegg]]. This can escalate, however, and you may end up with a large frat party on your hands. Upside down drinking contests and [[Mantrain|awkward sexual experiences with other men]] abound. Leave them hanging off the side of their parents' bed with various swearwords scribbled on their naked arse and a whole heap of regret. Men drink for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].


====Defective Sexual Behaviour====
If you are a [[russian]] man, the drinking experience is slightly different.
The three most common form of defective sexual behaviour is males are: '''Latent homosexuality, pedophilia''' and '''excessive masturbation'''.


Many males will ask a female for [[anal sex]], or to preform [[blowjob|oral sex]]. Any man who asks for such these is highly likely to be a homosexual, as real men only like pussy.
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Another frequent deviation among men is that they only like [[loli|very young females]], presumably because these girls are too young to know how to keep males in their place. To correct this behaviour, [[trap]]s must be employed. Not only will this shock the naturally [[homophobic]] male, the trap will learn that men should not be trusted.
==The State Of Men==


Due to their over-dramatic homophobic tendancies and lack of use in human reproduction ([[A Womyn's Guide to Males#UPDATE: Men are No Longer Needed to Make Babies|see below]]) men are [[Truth|secretly homosexual]], and will gladly suck their own cocks if they could. But, because the goddess actually had [[For_the_lulz|a sense of humor]] and gave them small dongs and two many ribs, men had to use their limited intelligence to come up with [[Fleshlight|inventions that would benefit them]].
The common male generally consists of [[pathetic]] balls of whimpering cowardice that hover on the sidelines, while the ''real'' manly men play a good hard game of [[handegg]] or [[football|soccerbawl]]. These other men sit on the bench painting their nails, considering that operation, or get [[fat]], while the real deal d00ds are out on the field rubbing their testicles in the dirt.


====UPDATE: Men are No Longer Needed to Make Babies====
[[File:Manlypillow.jpg|thumb|What many men desire to be.]]
[http://lesbianlife.about.com/cs/families/a/Parthenogenesis.htm Parthenogenesis] means conceiving without sperm, meaning men have no practical purpose when it comes to mating but should be used as sex toys and discarded when they become [[aids|unsanitary]].  
Some women still like to keep males around for sexual purposes because [[science]] has not yet created a [[dildo]] that can make you breakfast.


==So-called Men's Rights==
These testicle rubbers are also deplorable examples of humanity. Drooling neanderthals that woop and holler at the sight of an [[x-box|x bawks]], some pizza and a keg. More commonly known as the [[Douchebag]], these sad sacks of walking degeneration have passed their glory days of date-raping high school girls while they flunk off class, now working as your regular gas attendant or McDonalds drive-through server. They spend their free time having sweaty greased up sexy time with their [[retards|"bros"]] muttering the occasional [[no homo]] to ward off depression.
[[Image:Noboys.jpg|thumb|left|250px|If only.]]
[[File:BoysAreStupid.jpg|thumb|A Womyn's Guide to Male: "The Young Girl's Edition"]]
===Masculinists===
Masculinists are the male equivalent of feminists, and like everyone else who has been oppressed by <s>[[The Man]]</s> [[The Man|Women]], they are under the impression that their rights are being taken away from them.


[[irony|Over the course of history, men―especially white men―have been oppressed by women to a far greater degree than women have been oppressed by men]]. While women throughout the world have to face only minor inconveniences such as:
There are also many other male specimens that trawl across the [[interbutts]], jizzing in the tubes. For example,''[[Nerd|The Nerds]]'', who spend their time relentlessly slobbering over [[shit no one cares about]] all the while slowly getting more and more pasty, chubby, and dead inside. Also the well known and revered ''[[Faggot|Faggots]]'', who were once so manly that they went full circle and now want cock in their arse. And of course ''The Escapists'', also known as the [[traps]], [[transvestites]] or [[Dickgirls]], who have completely shat out all manly manliness from their brain and simply wish to be the little girl.


* Sexual Harassment
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* [[Poverty|Lower pay]]
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* Forced pregnancy
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* Involuntary marriage
* [[Domestic violence]]
** Including [[rape]] and the [[abortion]] that follows it
* Prostitution (if she escaped being forced into marriage)


Men have to suffer genuine horror such as:
==[[LOLDONGS|DONGS]] GLORIOUS DONGS==
*<big>Paying for child support</big>
[[File:Psilocybe cubensis Penis Envy.jpg|thumb|230px|picrel.]]


[[Some argue|Others say]] that men, unlike women, face war, even while it has such a destabilizing effect on their minds. This is [[99.9%]] bullshit because joining the army is voluntary; women do it without complaint and men like to claim they make [[macho|better leaders]], anyway. One may attempt to counter by saying Drafts have always targeted men and still exist in certain places, but those drafts are being initiated, controlled, perpetuated or enabled by men, so they only have themselves to blame.
Attached to the groin area of most men, these usually floppy doo-dahs are used for a large variety of activities. The lesser known, though equally marvelous, [[testicles|ballbag]] dangles pendulously underneath, causing all other sorts of hilarity by impersonating your grandfather's face.  


==Defective Males==
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[[Image:Sexy-man-teats.jpg|thumb|Some males like [[tits]] [[manboobs|a little too much]].]]
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[[Image:Wienerandballsman.jpg|thumb|150px|left|How homosexuals see other males.]]


===Chauvinists a.k.a. [[Alpha Male|"Alpha Males"]]===
==A List Of Some Notable Men==
All males are chauvinists, but some are more chauvinistic than others. If you have attempted to train your male and he is still under the impression that man and women should be equal (or worse, that men are superior to women), then he will have to be forced to undergo sensitivity training. If that does not work, simply redirect him [http://www.nutabuse.com/ here].
[[File:Gigachad.jpg|thumb|260px|Giga[[Chad]]]]


===[[Homosexuals]]===
*[[Cockmongler|Grinman]]
Instead of craving tight wet [[vagina]], these males instead are sexually aroused by other males; some cases being worse than others. Some homosexuals act in a very feminine manner and even take it [[up the ass]] in a pathetic attempt to better themselves. Other homosexuals believe females are obsolete and the world would be better off without them. Luckily such a world would not last long as while females can breed with other females ([[A_Womyn's_Guide_to_Males#UPDATE:_Men_are_no_longer_needed_to_make_babies|see above]]), males cannot be bred with each other.
*[[Duke Nukem]]
*[[Osama bin Laden]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Iron Man]]
*[[Superman]]
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold S. Nigger]]
*[[God]]
*[[Weev]]
*[[Steve Jobs]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Ann Coulter]]


===[[Transsexuals]]===
In fact, nearly anyone notable [[evar]] is a man. Or at least [[:File:Dinosaur-Palin.jpg|a man in spirit]].
[[Image:Mandemotivator.png|thumb|Ex-men have excellent disguises]]


All transsexuals are [[Mental illness|mentally ill]] and evil people. While female-to-male ([[FTM]]) transsexuals simply have low self-esteem, male-to-female ([[MTF]]) transexuals, AKA ''[[shemale]]s'', are under the impression they can somehow better themselves by becoming women. Sadly, a man without a penis is not a woman, just a male with no reason to live. MTF transsexuals should be [[Final solution|euthanized as quickly as possible]].
==Gallery==


===Other Common Problems===
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* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
File:creep.gif|"Being well-groomed is a lame societal construct!"
* [[Schizophrenia]]
File:Rhorror.png|Men who don't play sports usually end up like this.
* Early [[death]] by [[car]] accident
File:Deathbed.jpg|Or this.
* [[Antisocial personality disorder]]
File:Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.jpg
* [[Faggotry]]
File:Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.jpg
** [[AIDS]] (Note: [[Lesbians]] don't get AIDS)
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:toostupid.jpg|Irony? Its funny because women think this is a scatch
File:Playing leave me the fuck alone.PNG
File:wildanimals.png|That counts as roaming...kind of.
File:handy.png|A typical Friday night for many men.
File:fatbatman.jpg|"If she can't accept me as I am, then she doesn't deserve me!"
File:obviously.jpg|Puberty lasts a bit longer for some.
File:autist.jpg|Men are four times as likely as women to be retards.
Image:Zed spicdick.jpg|Elderly men in action. "Ever since I hit 40, my dick's only been able to get this big."
File:90percentmurder.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Masculinitythenandnow.jpg
File:itscool.png|A member of the subspecies, "huge douchebag".
File:comingupshort.png|Many women say size doesn't matter. Many women are liars.
File:miniatures.png|Trying to make up for his shortcomings.
File:negrohipster.png|Still anti-abortion?
File:doorknocker.png|He's a rebel.
File:circumcision.jpg|This is what men have to do so their dick won't look weird.
File:weddingdreams.png|Wearing a dress will make a man homosexual.
File:manhug.png|Hugging also turns men gay.
File:sadface.png|Crying? Gay.
File:Redpilllevels.jpg
File:Typesofmale.jpg|Types of men. Which one are you? Omega faggot
File:Publichousing844.jpg
File:Reallyfuckingugly.jpg|Men are really this fucking desperate.
File:Pedo_-_Teacher.jpg|Never awkward.
File:BrianDavidMitchell.png|[[pedophile|Men are pretty kewl]]
File:Problem solving flowchart.jpg|Men's outstanding way of dealing with shit
File:How to repair anything.jpg
File:Men don't grow up.jpg
File:Men are like Coke.jpg
File:Men_-_eCards_-_Don't_Make_Excuses_For_Him.jpg
File:Men_-_eCards_-_Like_Pantyhose.jpg
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==Videos of Typical Masculine Behaviour==
===1 to 10 for MEN===
[[File:Men are pigs.jpg|thumb|Men are [[pig|pigs]]]]
<center>'''Man robs sex toy store by driving through it.'''
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==Variations==
[[File:Beauty rating for men 4chan from 1 to 10.jpg|center|thumb|Nonwhite men don't exist on 4chan.]]
[[Image:Chastitycage.jpg|thumb|Some men actually enjoy these.]]


Men, like [[Slurpee]]s, come in a variety of flavors:
==See Also==
* [[Rapist]], of which there are many subtypes:
** [[Black]]
** [[White]]
** [[Nerd]]
** [[Cooldude|Alpha]]
** [[Nice guy|Nice]]


== List of [[Butthurt]] ED Users ==
* [[What is a man?]]
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* [[Penis]]
|Don't edit this article, saying it's full of crap or likewise. [[Pwned|I learnt my lesson]], and am hereby, formally sorry.|[[User:Manlyslut|Manlyslut]] showing what a [[Fail|pussy]] he is.
* [[Bros B4 Hoes]]
* [[Bros Icing Bros]]
* [[Nice guys]]
* [[A Womyn's Guide to Males|Men: The true article without the fail and AIDS]]
* [[Stealthing]]


|Can't we make fun of men without making this a pro-feminist shit?|Males are often more frightened of female empowerment than looking like fools.
== External link ==
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* {{ytlink|gmV13eB0fa0|Testosterone-filled speech on men}}


Although there are many articles on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] mocking the batshit-insane [[feminist|femicunts]] inhabiting the internets, some users simply could not stand the fact there is an article revealing the inner-workings of the Neanderthal brain. If [[you]] should come across such users, please feel free to splatter their page with {{tname|blargh}} (or a [[ED:T/RU|less-common]] alternative) and remind them that they will never, ''ever'' get any [[pussy]], not even from their step-mothers. These include:


*[[User:Rangaaaaaa|Rangaaaaaa]]
{{Retarded Edit Wars}}
*[[User:Ace99|Ace99]]
*[[User:Operation domination|Operation Domination]]
*[[User:IBox|IBox]]
*[[User:Morshu|Morshu]]
*[[User:Marukomuru|Marukomuru]]
*[[User:Lulzz kid|Lulzz kid]]
*[[User:Bantustan|Bantustan]]
*[[User Talk:JohnP|JohnP]]
*[[User Talk:DanishViKings|DanishViKings]]
*[[User:Alex37|Alex37]]
*[[User:EelBarbarian|EelBarbarian]]
*[[user:Outforawalkbtch|Outforawalkbtch]]
*[[User:Anoni Mustard|Anoni Mustard]]


==See Also==
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Image:Cooking cock.jpg|thumb|And if all else fails . . .]]
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
====The Problem:====
[[Category:Epithets]]
* [[Sexism]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Dick Masterson]]
* [[MikeeUSA]]
* [[Daddy]]
* [[Tucker Max]]
*[http://www.penisowner.com/pom/pom.html The Penis Owner's Manual]
*[http://uk.askmen.com/sports/health/4_mens_health.html AskMen's Guide To Penis Size & Different Types]


====The Solution====
{{timeline|Article of the Now June 18 & June 19, [[2023]]|[[Randy Robert Stair]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Twilight]]}}
* [[BitingBeaver]]
* [[BDSM]]
* [[Castration]]
* [[Queening]]
* [[Unbirthing]]
* [[Women]]
{{sex}}
[[Category:Sex]][[Category:People]]

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I will literally set the world on fire just to get laid.


 

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—Any young male (21st century)

Whether they are toddlers, whether they are grown up, whether they play with toys, whether they read novels, whether they play board games, whether they play video games, whether they practice sports, men are all inherently great hairy piles of lust and rage. These latent rapists and murderers believe themselves to be "nice guys", because they are slightly less of an asshole than their local drug pusher. Men, chunks of unbridled muscle, run the world with a sadistic smile. They shoot their guns and smoke their cigars with giant protruding erections, stopping only to occasionally rape and pillage your mother.

Going about his daily chores
Doing it wrong

Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Women meddling with evolution has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves like bees, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: fags, neckbeards, trannies, furries, you, and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and decapitate every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from the wars of degeneration.

Activities

Workout

MANLY

You know, that thing you never do, ever. Come on, do you even lift? A man knows that lifting up pizza slices does not count as curls and getting up to take a dump does not count as squats. Getting off his ass and doing something about his body is a common method men use to cover up any lack of personality while attracting new friends. Even if it fails, at least it helps stave off diabetes and other neckbeard ailments.

Make out

Eloquent writings on the state of men and sex

If your typical man can manage to find a disgusting woman with the least amount of self respect possible, they may very well get their dick wet before the night is over. However, if the man's horrifyingly deformed features don't manage to land him a pretty lady, a potato with a hole in it, rape, a cat will easily satisfy his depraved needs. This is the shortest of the man's activities and will usually last around 10-15 seconds. Men fuck for many reasons, but the top two are boredom and depression.

Pig out

Manly reading material

Men are notorious in their slightly overzealous eating habits. They will clean out your fridge in a matter of seconds, shoving as much meat into their face as possible. They will then wash it all down with 300,000 gallons of Mountain Dew and top it all off with a delicious twinkie. Men eat for many reasons, but the top two are boredom and depression.

Blackout

After a decent meal, men will then undoubtedly crack open a few of the cheapest most commercial cans of beer they can find, then flop down on the couch to catch a game of handegg. This can escalate, however, and you may end up with a large frat party on your hands. Upside down drinking contests and awkward sexual experiences with other men abound. Leave them hanging off the side of their parents' bed with various swearwords scribbled on their naked arse and a whole heap of regret. Men drink for many reasons, but the top two are boredom and depression.

If you are a russian man, the drinking experience is slightly different.



The State Of Men

The common male generally consists of pathetic balls of whimpering cowardice that hover on the sidelines, while the real manly men play a good hard game of handegg or soccerbawl. These other men sit on the bench painting their nails, considering that operation, or get fat, while the real deal d00ds are out on the field rubbing their testicles in the dirt.

What many men desire to be.

These testicle rubbers are also deplorable examples of humanity. Drooling neanderthals that woop and holler at the sight of an x bawks, some pizza and a keg. More commonly known as the Douchebag, these sad sacks of walking degeneration have passed their glory days of date-raping high school girls while they flunk off class, now working as your regular gas attendant or McDonalds drive-through server. They spend their free time having sweaty greased up sexy time with their "bros" muttering the occasional no homo to ward off depression.

There are also many other male specimens that trawl across the interbutts, jizzing in the tubes. For example,The Nerds, who spend their time relentlessly slobbering over shit no one cares about all the while slowly getting more and more pasty, chubby, and dead inside. Also the well known and revered Faggots, who were once so manly that they went full circle and now want cock in their arse. And of course The Escapists, also known as the traps, transvestites or Dickgirls, who have completely shat out all manly manliness from their brain and simply wish to be the little girl.

OFFICIAL MAN THEME SONG


DONGS GLORIOUS DONGS

picrel.

Attached to the groin area of most men, these usually floppy doo-dahs are used for a large variety of activities. The lesser known, though equally marvelous, ballbag dangles pendulously underneath, causing all other sorts of hilarity by impersonating your grandfather's face.


A List Of Some Notable Men

GigaChad

In fact, nearly anyone notable evar is a man. Or at least a man in spirit.

It's raining men... About missing Pics
  • "Being well-groomed is a lame societal construct!"
    "Being well-groomed is a lame societal construct!"
  • Men who don't play sports usually end up like this.
    Men who don't play sports usually end up like this.
  • Or this.
    Or this.
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  • Irony? Its funny because women think this is a scatch
    Irony? Its funny because women think this is a scatch
  • That counts as roaming...kind of.
    That counts as roaming...kind of.
  • A typical Friday night for many men.
    A typical Friday night for many men.
  • "If she can't accept me as I am, then she doesn't deserve me!"
    "If she can't accept me as I am, then she doesn't deserve me!"
  • Puberty lasts a bit longer for some.
    Puberty lasts a bit longer for some.
  • Men are four times as likely as women to be retards.
    Men are four times as likely as women to be retards.
  • Elderly men in action. "Ever since I hit 40, my dick's only been able to get this big."
    Elderly men in action. "Ever since I hit 40, my dick's only been able to get this big."
  • A member of the subspecies, "huge douchebag".
    A member of the subspecies, "huge douchebag".
  • Many women say size doesn't matter. Many women are liars.
    Many women say size doesn't matter. Many women are liars.
  • Trying to make up for his shortcomings.
    Trying to make up for his shortcomings.
  • Still anti-abortion?
    Still anti-abortion?
  • He's a rebel.
    He's a rebel.
  • This is what men have to do so their dick won't look weird.
    This is what men have to do so their dick won't look weird.
  • Wearing a dress will make a man homosexual.
    Wearing a dress will make a man homosexual.
  • Hugging also turns men gay.
    Hugging also turns men gay.
  • Crying? Gay.
    Crying? Gay.
  • Types of men. Which one are you? Omega faggot
    Types of men. Which one are you? Omega faggot
  • Men are really this fucking desperate.
    Men are really this fucking desperate.
  • Never awkward.
    Never awkward.
  • Men are pretty kewl
    Men are pretty kewl
  • Men's outstanding way of dealing with shit
    Men's outstanding way of dealing with shit

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