Board Games

The idea: players would pursue two paths, either the “working person’s rut” or “able-bodied welfare recipient’s promenade,” and see who could get ahead first via government welfare payouts or paydays. The player with the most money after taxes wins.

Amurica is not a racist country... it's not!

Board Games are turn-based games played on a board. In the past, everything was perfect because they had sentimental value. Geeks were forced out in the sun to get muscles and didn't have time to play board games. Or so it seemed. So, at least 100 years ago nerds forced suitors for their daughter to play with them, ostensibly to discover the nature of their character. But then they removed arranged marriages and a lot of bad things happened, such as coolness, faggotry, evolution, tan, metonymy, PR-agents, losers, nolifers, weeaboos, anime, dogs, brats, cats, tatoos, wrinkles, sexyless, arabic, senselessness, depression, schizofreniac... Everything which causes you emotional distress. If only everyone was told what to do and when to have sex the world would be perfect!

Playing

So you want to play a board game? Here is a check-list what to do:

Event	Course of action
He gives up midway alltough it aint over tills its over.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He does not want to play but calls you a half year later to play a whole different game when it is unconvenient for you.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules, but will just not admit that he is a sour loser.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
The board game is not adapted for your needs.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He complains about the rules not being followed, but refuses to look them up.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He just leaves.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He arrives one hour late only to quit twenty minutes later.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules the first round.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He is not doing his best.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He is playing games instead of playing games.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules, but will just not admit that he is a sour loser.	Smile, and turn the other cheek!