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'''Ezra Hub''', formerly known as '''Cornell Hub''' before university staff got pissy, is an [[imageboard]] created by [[Unwarranted Self Importance|William Manning Najar]]. The sole purpose of the site is for [[money|Conellians]] to [[rape|stalk women]] at [[Cornell University]] and whine about how [[jews|civil liberty groups]] are [[win|destroying their parents' business]]. William himself claims that the site gets [[over 9000|50,000]] views daily, which would be a nice thing to brag about had it not been for the fact that Ezra Hub has only 12 posters. | |||
'''Ezra Hub''', formerly known as '''Cornell Hub''' before university staff got pissy, is an [[imageboard]] created by [[Unwarranted Self Importance|William Manning Najar]]. The sole purpose of the site is for [[money|Conellians]] to [[rape|stalk women]] at [[ | |||
In [[Last thursday|late 2011]], William decided it would be a good idea to piss off [[Michael_Horowitz|savetheinternet]]. Failing to realize that [[niggers1|not even ED was safe from STI's wrath]], William experienced a massive backlash when savetheinternet decided to return the favour in the form of unwanted attention. Being the fine [[American]] William is, he threatens anyone who outs him as a filthy ball of greed with [[internet lawsuit|lawsuits]], [[Streisand effect|because that will stop 'em]]. | In [[Last thursday|late 2011]], William decided it would be a good idea to piss off [[Michael_Horowitz|savetheinternet]]. Failing to realize that [[niggers1|not even ED was safe from STI's wrath]], William experienced a massive backlash when savetheinternet decided to return the favour in the form of unwanted attention. Being the fine [[American]] William is, he threatens anyone who outs him as a filthy ball of greed with [[internet lawsuit|lawsuits]], [[Streisand effect|because that will stop 'em]]. | ||
==Staff== | ==Staff== | ||
===William Manning Najar=== | ===William Manning Najar=== | ||
{{eduser| | {{eduser|Yuhavenoaccount}} | ||
{{aspergers}} | {{aspergers}} | ||
William is a fine man in his early 20s. He is known for | [[File:Willnajar.gif|thumb|right|[[Tough guy]] IRL, as well as online.]] | ||
William is a fine man in his early 20s. He is known for writing himself into ED articles, being a shitty web developer, ignoring [[shit no one cares about|trademark and copyright laws]] and being able to [[Fuck you|give it]], but not [[goatse|take it]]. As such, trolling William is extremely easy to do. Methods include: | |||
* Pointing out that Ezra Hub is violating Tinyboard's licence. | * Pointing out that Ezra Hub is violating Tinyboard's licence. | ||
* Posting the video William made of him and his [[trap|girlfriend]]. This video was uploaded to [[YouTube]] as a private video, but leaked because William was [[dumb|smart]] enough to create a page for it on Cornell Hub and put the URL to it in [[notepad|robots.txt]]. William is a prime example of [[Fae|people who put things online and regret it later]]. As with everything William creates, the video contained plagiarism and was taken down by [[Web Sheriff|YouTube police]] due to its stolen background music. | * Posting the video William made of him and his [[trap|girlfriend]]. This video was uploaded to [[YouTube]] as a private video, but leaked because William was [[dumb|smart]] enough to create a page for it on Cornell Hub and put the URL to it in [[notepad|robots.txt]]. William is a prime example of [[Fae|people who put things online and regret it later]]. As with everything William "creates", the video contained plagiarism and was taken down by [[Web Sheriff|YouTube police]] due to its stolen background music. | ||
* Pointing out that William is a [[redneck|white supremacist]] who keeps a Confederate flag in his dorm room. | * Pointing out that William is a [[redneck|white supremacist]] who keeps a Confederate flag in his dorm room. | ||
====Hypocrisy==== | |||
Being the hypocrite he is, William posted an unflattering description about savetheinternet in the Memes section of Cornell Hub [[at least 100]] years ago. It has since been removed, but [[shit|a shady scraper site]] which collects random info about people [http://www.binbox.info/post/54351-michael-irc-savetheinternet-or-michael-g-foster-4chon.html has a copy]: | |||
After discovering this very article, William preceeded to join [[ED IRC]] and whine about having [[dox|personal information]] posted about him. | :'''savetheinternet or [[Michael Horowitz Foster|Michael G Foster]]''' | ||
: The (unfortunately) creator of Tinyboard and founder of [[racist]] and [[anti-semitic]] website [[4chon.net]]. Michael has made it his continued goal to [[win|take down Cornell Hub]] as part of his [[KKK|racist crusade]]. Michael can be reached at: [[Backtraced|58.175.28.253]], 2001:470:27:9de:0:0:0:2, and 2001:1af8:4400:a03e:1:0:0:6, [email protected], +61434846131, datnode.net [[IRC]] channel #tinyboard, (03)-6223-7982 or [[Pizza|by mail]] at 14 King St Sandy Bay 7005 TAS. Michael notably used his IRC network users on datnode.net as a botnet to spam Cornell Hub with thousands of images, [[Nothing of value was lost|wiping legitimate posts off the end of the board]]. Michael created a fake identity which he hides behind named "Michael Horowitz" complete with a fake [[girlfriend]] named "fem," operates a fraudulent web hosting business called Shotgun Hosts and has a criminal record. Michael acts mostly in the pursuit of attention and hails from Cranbourne, Australia. Michael is also known for being [[DDoS]]ed by [[Ryan Cleary]] (of [[Lulzsec]], who was arrested for unrelated incidents) and being kicked off of the [[Dreamhost]] hosting service. Michael is [[Asperger's|unstable]] and is an [[BAWWWW|unfortunate presence on the internet]] and also an avid [[bitcoin]] user <s>(http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin/logs/2011/08/04/18)</s> | |||
After discovering this very article, William preceeded to join [[ED IRC]] and whine about having [[dox|personal information]] posted about him. Despite having outed STI in a similar manner, he claimed that this very section, '''which only contains a name''', [[lol|was grounds for legal action]]. | |||
====Quotes==== | |||
{{morphquote|willquotes|background: #def; border-radius: 25px; margin: 0 auto|font-weight: bold; | |||
|I just got a free "[[Dell]] Poweredge 2100 series" server by replying to the Cornell Network Administrators [[Mailing list|list serve]]. Cornell is trying to get rid of servers and move towards virtualization/off-site hosting. I just googled it and this shit costs [[Over 9000|$10,000 dollars]]. | |||
{{greentext|>What the FUCK did they give me?}}<br> | |||
The netadmin guy thought I was working in another department, and [[scam|I played along and got my "research assistant" i.e. some chick I know to pick it up]]. Will post results on /g/ when it shows up of course. | |||
|<s>[http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/19089131 William defrauding Cornell's network department]</s> | |||
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|20:42 < bigred> are you all really racist?<br> | |||
20:42 < bigred> bleh... | |||
|William, discovering ED for the first time. | |||
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|i see will najar on campus and sometimes im tempted to yell something at him or throw my coffee on him.<br> | |||
but i dont want people IRL to know i use this website. too ashamed | |||
|typical Ezra Hub user [http://www.webcitation.org/6AIwsT1VK] | |||
}} | |||
===[[Michael_Horowitz|savetheinternet]]=== | ===[[Michael_Horowitz|savetheinternet]]=== | ||
[[File:savetheinternet.png|thumb|right|welcome to the Cornell Hub Team, savetheinternet!]] | |||
savetheinternet was readily accepted into the Ezra Hub team, bringing with him his Tinyboard expertise and a badly recolored [[Kimmo Alm]] photo. While Will subsequently removed the photo from his staff page for looking like a serial killer, he never formally removed him from the Ezra Hub Team. | savetheinternet was readily accepted into the Ezra Hub team, bringing with him his Tinyboard expertise and a badly recolored [[Kimmo Alm]] photo. While Will subsequently removed the photo from his staff page for looking like a serial killer, he never formally removed him from the Ezra Hub Team. | ||
===Gallery=== | ===Gallery=== | ||
'' | {{cg|It takes 18 people to run a site with 12 users|ezrahubgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
File:Ezrahub-neal.jpg|Neal A. BasuMullick '15,CAS, Economics, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-will.jpg|William M. Najar '13, CAS, Biology, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-nik.jpg|Nikhil B. Lal '14, ENG, Mechanical Engineering, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-liz.jpg|Elizabeth E. Kidd '13, CAS, Philosophy, [email protected] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Ezrahub-jackie.jpg|Jaclyn E. Mahoney '13, CALS, Science of Natural and Environmental Systems, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-tony.jpg|Tony E. Montgomery '13, CAS, History, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-anthony.jpg|Anthony P. Chen '14, ENG, Computer Science, me@itsachen.com | |||
File:Ezrahub-paul.jpg|Paul A. Bakoyiannis '14, CAS, Computer Science, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-juan.jpg|Juan A. Bustamante '14, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-herzog.jpg|Alexander L. Herzog, Grad, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-ruthanne.jpg|Ruth-Anne H. Langan '14, CAS, Biology, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-gregor.jpg|Gregor Stocks '12, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-joe.jpg|Joseph M. Cardali '14, CAS, Computer Science [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-stan.jpg|Stanley E. Ojukwu '14, CAS, Biology and Society, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-tommy.jpg|Thomas J. Risley '14, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-aaron.jpg|J. Aaron Gustafson '15, CAS, Computer Science, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-david.jpg|David C. Harris '15, CAS, China and Asia-Pacific Studies, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-pekar.jpg|Gregory J. Pekar '15,ENG, Civil Engineering, [email protected] | |||
File:Ezrahub-questionsex.png|Sex Columnist (F) '13, CLASSIFIED | |||
File:Ezrahub-questionsexmale.png|Sex Columnist (M) '13, CLASSIFIED | |||
File:Ezrahub-questionsex.png|Sex Columnist (F) '14, CLASSIFIED | |||
File:Ezrahub-waffles.jpg|Waffles '12, CLASSIFIED | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==User base== | ==User base== | ||
Around 12 users, 5 posts, and 1 thread per day. | |||
==Memes== | ==Memes== | ||
William Manning Najar meticulously saves and [http://ezrahub.com/memes | William Manning Najar meticulously saves and [https://web.archive.org/web/20120822020348/http://ezrahub.com/memes catalogues] every slightly [[unfunny|funny]] joke written on Ezra Hub, complete with [[newfag|explanations]]. He then labels these jokes as "memes" and puts them up on a separate page, similar to [[faggots]] creating unfunny [[trollface|comics]] and putting them on [[9gag|9fag]]. | ||
==Conflicts== | ==Conflicts== | ||
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===4chon.net=== | ===4chon.net=== | ||
[[File:Stopnerds_lame_clone.png|thumb|right|The terribly unfunny parody of StopNerds]] | |||
===StopNerds.org=== | ===StopNerds.org=== | ||
To warn about [[truth|Linux users and Minecraft players being mentally ill]], savetheinternet made a website, [http://stopnerds.org/ StopNerds.org], to inform people about the disease and spread awareness. William, [[mad]] at savetheinternet for being a "copyright [[troll]]" and sending [[Cease and Desist|C&D]] letters to William's house, decided to steal a [http://stopnerds.org/slideshow.html slideshow] from StopNerds.org and turn it into a horrible abortion called "StopEngineers". | To warn about [[truth|Linux users and Minecraft players being mentally ill]], savetheinternet made a website, [http://stopnerds.org/ StopNerds.org], to inform people about the disease and spread awareness. William, [[mad]] at savetheinternet for being a "copyright [[troll]]" and sending [[Cease and Desist|C&D]] letters to William's house, decided to steal a [https://web.archive.org/web/20120805032921/http://stopnerds.org/slideshow.html slideshow] from StopNerds.org and turn it into a horrible abortion called "StopEngineers". | ||
Needless to say, this didn't fit well with savetheinternet who had paid $5 to a [[DevianTART|professional graphics artist]] for the character designs and spent a whole 30 minutes writing the slides. This led to William being featured on the front page of StopNerds.org, as well as the creation of [http://william-najar.blogspot.com/], which supposedly made William file a police report for harassment. After this, William decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|hide the evidence]] of copyright infringement by replacing StopEngineers with this page: | Needless to say, this didn't fit well with savetheinternet who had paid $5 to a [[DevianTART|professional graphics artist]] for the character designs and spent a whole 30 minutes writing the slides. This led to William being featured on the front page of StopNerds.org, as well as the creation of [https://web.archive.org/web/20131210012311/http://william-najar.blogspot.com/ william-najar.blogspot.com], which supposedly made William file a police report for harassment. After this, William decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|hide the evidence]] of copyright infringement by replacing StopEngineers with this page: | ||
:Your IP address and other information has been logged in connection to a criminal harassment investigation. | :Your IP address and other information has been logged in connection to a criminal harassment investigation. | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [http://ezrahub.com/ Ezra Hub] | * [http://ezrahub.com/ Ezra Hub] | ||
* [ | * [https://web.archive.org/web/20131210012311/http://william-najar.blogspot.com/ A watchdog blog about William M. Najar, Ezra Hub founder. | ||
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121014203021/http://www.binbox.info/post/54351-michael-irc-savetheinternet-or-michael-g-foster-4chon.html Shady mirror of Cornell Hub's description of STI in the Memes section] ([http://www.webcitation.org/69zh1XYxM Mirror of mirror]) | |||
* <s>[http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/19089131 William brags about stealing $10,000 worth of hardware.]</s> | |||
{{chans}} | |||
{{enemy}} | {{enemy}} | ||
[[Category:2012]] | [[Category:2012]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:04, 14 April 2022
Ezra Hub, formerly known as Cornell Hub before university staff got pissy, is an imageboard created by William Manning Najar. The sole purpose of the site is for Conellians to stalk women at Cornell University and whine about how civil liberty groups are destroying their parents' business. William himself claims that the site gets 50,000 views daily, which would be a nice thing to brag about had it not been for the fact that Ezra Hub has only 12 posters.
In late 2011, William decided it would be a good idea to piss off savetheinternet. Failing to realize that not even ED was safe from STI's wrath, William experienced a massive backlash when savetheinternet decided to return the favour in the form of unwanted attention. Being the fine American William is, he threatens anyone who outs him as a filthy ball of greed with lawsuits, because that will stop 'em.
Staff
William Manning Najar
Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit their talk page.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
William is a fine man in his early 20s. He is known for writing himself into ED articles, being a shitty web developer, ignoring trademark and copyright laws and being able to give it, but not take it. As such, trolling William is extremely easy to do. Methods include:
- Pointing out that Ezra Hub is violating Tinyboard's licence.
- Posting the video William made of him and his girlfriend. This video was uploaded to YouTube as a private video, but leaked because William was smart enough to create a page for it on Cornell Hub and put the URL to it in robots.txt. William is a prime example of people who put things online and regret it later. As with everything William "creates", the video contained plagiarism and was taken down by YouTube police due to its stolen background music.
- Pointing out that William is a white supremacist who keeps a Confederate flag in his dorm room.
Hypocrisy
Being the hypocrite he is, William posted an unflattering description about savetheinternet in the Memes section of Cornell Hub at least 100 years ago. It has since been removed, but a shady scraper site which collects random info about people has a copy:
- savetheinternet or Michael G Foster
- The (unfortunately) creator of Tinyboard and founder of racist and anti-semitic website 4chon.net. Michael has made it his continued goal to take down Cornell Hub as part of his racist crusade. Michael can be reached at: 58.175.28.253, 2001:470:27:9de:0:0:0:2, and 2001:1af8:4400:a03e:1:0:0:6, [email protected], +61434846131, datnode.net IRC channel #tinyboard, (03)-6223-7982 or by mail at 14 King St Sandy Bay 7005 TAS. Michael notably used his IRC network users on datnode.net as a botnet to spam Cornell Hub with thousands of images, wiping legitimate posts off the end of the board. Michael created a fake identity which he hides behind named "Michael Horowitz" complete with a fake girlfriend named "fem," operates a fraudulent web hosting business called Shotgun Hosts and has a criminal record. Michael acts mostly in the pursuit of attention and hails from Cranbourne, Australia. Michael is also known for being DDoSed by Ryan Cleary (of Lulzsec, who was arrested for unrelated incidents) and being kicked off of the Dreamhost hosting service. Michael is unstable and is an unfortunate presence on the internet and also an avid bitcoin user
(http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin/logs/2011/08/04/18)
After discovering this very article, William preceeded to join ED IRC and whine about having personal information posted about him. Despite having outed STI in a similar manner, he claimed that this very section, which only contains a name, was grounds for legal action.
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote
savetheinternet
savetheinternet was readily accepted into the Ezra Hub team, bringing with him his Tinyboard expertise and a badly recolored Kimmo Alm photo. While Will subsequently removed the photo from his staff page for looking like a serial killer, he never formally removed him from the Ezra Hub Team.
Gallery
It takes 18 people to run a site with 12 users About missing Pics
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Neal A. BasuMullick '15,CAS, Economics, [email protected] -
William M. Najar '13, CAS, Biology, [email protected] -
Nikhil B. Lal '14, ENG, Mechanical Engineering, [email protected] -
Elizabeth E. Kidd '13, CAS, Philosophy, [email protected]
[Expand Gallery]
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Jaclyn E. Mahoney '13, CALS, Science of Natural and Environmental Systems, [email protected] -
Tony E. Montgomery '13, CAS, History, [email protected] -
Anthony P. Chen '14, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] -
Paul A. Bakoyiannis '14, CAS, Computer Science, [email protected] -
Juan A. Bustamante '14, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] -
Alexander L. Herzog, Grad, [email protected] -
Ruth-Anne H. Langan '14, CAS, Biology, [email protected] -
Gregor Stocks '12, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] -
Joseph M. Cardali '14, CAS, Computer Science [email protected] -
Stanley E. Ojukwu '14, CAS, Biology and Society, [email protected] -
Thomas J. Risley '14, ENG, Computer Science, [email protected] -
J. Aaron Gustafson '15, CAS, Computer Science, [email protected] -
David C. Harris '15, CAS, China and Asia-Pacific Studies, [email protected] -
Gregory J. Pekar '15,ENG, Civil Engineering, [email protected] -
Sex Columnist (F) '13, CLASSIFIED -
Sex Columnist (M) '13, CLASSIFIED -
Sex Columnist (F) '14, CLASSIFIED
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Waffles '12, CLASSIFIED
User base
Around 12 users, 5 posts, and 1 thread per day.
Memes
William Manning Najar meticulously saves and catalogues every slightly funny joke written on Ezra Hub, complete with explanations. He then labels these jokes as "memes" and puts them up on a separate page, similar to faggots creating unfunny comics and putting them on 9fag.
Conflicts
The Ezra Hub team just don't get along with people:
Cornell University
In May 2012, William decided to hack the university's email system and send an email to all undergrad students whining about the student time table. The staff got wind of this and threatened Cornell Hub with legal action. This resulted in the site changing name from Cornell Hub to Ezra Hub.
4chon.net
StopNerds.org
To warn about Linux users and Minecraft players being mentally ill, savetheinternet made a website, StopNerds.org, to inform people about the disease and spread awareness. William, mad at savetheinternet for being a "copyright troll" and sending C&D letters to William's house, decided to steal a slideshow from StopNerds.org and turn it into a horrible abortion called "StopEngineers".
Needless to say, this didn't fit well with savetheinternet who had paid $5 to a professional graphics artist for the character designs and spent a whole 30 minutes writing the slides. This led to William being featured on the front page of StopNerds.org, as well as the creation of william-najar.blogspot.com, which supposedly made William file a police report for harassment. After this, William decided to hide the evidence of copyright infringement by replacing StopEngineers with this page:
- Your IP address and other information has been logged in connection to a criminal harassment investigation.
- If you are coming to this page from somewhere else and not related, please disregard this information.
More recently, William has denied association with Ezra Hub, claiming that he left the site before the name change. This implies that another staff member created StopEngineers, which is untrue since no other staff member has dealt with STI personally. Reportedly they were all scared shitless by STI's trolling, which gives even less reason to believe that they would have done anything to piss him off.
See also
External links
- Ezra Hub
- [https://web.archive.org/web/20131210012311/http://william-najar.blogspot.com/ A watchdog blog about William M. Najar, Ezra Hub founder.
- Shady mirror of Cornell Hub's description of STI in the Memes section (Mirror of mirror)
William brags about stealing $10,000 worth of hardware.
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