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'''Jewcat''', also known as ''Zionistacat'', was genetically engineered in a secret [[Israeli]] biological weapons lab. This monstrosity is [[Israel]]'s secret weapon against the [[Middle East]] in the long standing ''[[Jews]] v. [[Arabs]]''  case that is presently being [[War|settled out of court]].
'''Jewcat'''{{jew}}, also known as ''Zionistacat'', was genetically engineered in a secret [[Israeli]] biological weapons lab. This monstrosity is [[Israel]]'s secret weapon against the [[Middle East]] in the long standing ''[[Jews]] v. [[Arabs]]''  case that is presently being [[War|settled out of court]].


Paranoid [[scientists]] created Jewcat in response to fears of [[Kitler]], not realizing in their [[meth]]-induced [[psychosis]] that Kitler is actually only an ordinary house[[cat]]. Jewcat itself was once thought to be a [[myth]]; an [[angry]], [[chubby]] housecat with a ''kippah'' strapped onto its head. However a previously-[[censored]] [[:Image:Jewcat-airforce.jpg|image]] stolen and leaked by the Israeli Goyim Espionage Network (IGEN) from the Israeli invasion of Lebanon proves that Jewcat is a weapon of [[war]].
Paranoid [[scientists]] created Jewcat in response to fears of [[Kitler]], not realizing in their [[meth]]-induced [[psychosis]] that Kitler is actually only an ordinary house[[cat]]. Jewcat itself was once thought to be a [[myth]]; an [[angry]], [[chubby]] housecat with a ''kippah'' strapped onto its head. However a previously-[[censored]] [[:Image:Jewcat-airforce.jpg|image]] stolen and leaked by the Israeli Goyim Espionage Network (IGEN) from the Israeli invasion of Lebanon proves that Jewcat is a weapon of [[war]].
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=== YouTube ===
=== YouTube ===
 
<br>
<center>
<center>
'''A haunting depiction of an early Jewcat model'''
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
<youtube>Z44E4fW04tY</youtube> <!-- Very strange black-and-white cartoon of a Jewish cat -->
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #ffd700;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<youtube>Z44E4fW04tY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Very strange black-and-white cartoon of a Jewish cat '''</center>
<br>'''Jewish propaganda portraying Jewcat as a hero, Parts 1 and 2'''
|<youtube>jz7oP6Etf7A</youtube> <br> <center>'''The Adventures of Jewcat, part 1 '''</center>
 
|<youtube>E1Wz3YDLYKU</youtube> <br> <center>'''The Adventures of Jewcat, part 2'''</center>
{{fv|AdventuresofJewcat|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;|
|<youtube>pNLwA1-IMpU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Cat wearing a Star of David '''</center>
<youtube>jz7oP6Etf7A</youtube> <!-- The Adventures of Jewcat, part 1 -->
|<youtube>N8qq0yCJBaM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Annoying woman tries to force her cat to eat matzoh ball soup '''</center>
|
|<youtube>GpX4-hZaZeE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Boring video of some asshole trying to "convert" his cat '''</center>
<youtube>E1Wz3YDLYKU</youtube> <!-- The Adventures of Jewcat, part 2 -->
|<youtube>MpDypWlkVC4</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another asshole playing Shabbat Shalom right next to his cat's head '''</center>
}}
}}|background=gold|border=gold}}
 
|}
<br>'''[[Housecats]], [[Douchebag]]s, [[Judaism]] and profound [[animal cruelty]]'''
 
{{fv|HousecatConverts|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>pNLwA1-IMpU</youtube> <!-- Cat wearing a Star of David -->
|
<youtube>oabOU6DAiQA</youtube> <!-- Fat woman: "I think my cat is Jewish" -->
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<youtube>N8qq0yCJBaM</youtube> <!-- Annoying woman tries to force her cat to eat matzoh ball soup -->
|
<youtube>Vrh4RNlgdcE</youtube> <!-- OM NOM NOM - Cat devours some matzoh to the tune of Israeli(?) rock-->
|
<youtube>GpX4-hZaZeE</youtube> <!-- Boring video of some asshole trying to "convert" his cat -->
|
<youtube>MpDypWlkVC4</youtube> <!-- Another asshole playing Shabbat Shalom right next to his cat's head -->
}}
</center>
</center>
<br>{{quote|I feel bad for the cat. Animal abuse trying to convert it to jew. Who want a jew in their house anways?|[http://www.youtube.com/user/jason22160 jason22160]|responding to {{ytlink|GpX4-hZaZeE|a failed conversion attempt}}}}
<br>{{quote|I feel bad for the cat. Animal abuse trying to convert it to jew. Who want a jew in their house anways?|[http://www.youtube.com/user/jason22160 jason22160]|responding to {{ytlink|GpX4-hZaZeE|a failed conversion attempt}}}}


== Jewcat Image Gallery ==
== Jewcat Image Gallery ==
 
<br>
<center><gallery perrow=5>
<center>
Image:Kitler.jpg|The chubby [[Kitler]] that Jewcat was modeled after
{{frame|<center><gallery perrow=5>
Image:Nocanhascheezeburger.jpg|Cheeseburgers not kosher!
Image:Nocanhascheezeburger.jpg|Cheeseburgers not kosher!
Image:Jewcat-airforce.jpg|Proof of Jewcat's involvement in Israeli military exercices
Image:Jewcat-airforce.jpg|Proof of Jewcat's involvement in Israeli military exercices
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Image:Jihadcat.jpg|It wasn't long before [[Palestine|Palestinians]] responded in kind.
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|It wasn't long before [[Palestine|Palestinians]] responded in kind.
File:Haiweev-lq.jpg|A [[User:zionistacat|Zionistacat]]
File:Haiweev-lq.jpg|A [[User:zionistacat|Zionistacat]]
</gallery></center>
File:"Bar Mitzvah Moe" (cat owned by irl jew).jpg
File:Naked jew cat.png|Naked greed
</gallery></center>|border=gold|background=gold}}
</center>
<br>


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
 
[[File:Jew cat jew hats.jpg|right|thumb|Jewcats in their [[Jew Hat|Jew hats]]]]
* [[Cats]]
* [[Cats]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Kitler]] - Jewcat's mortal enemy
* [[Lenincat]]
* [[Memes]]
* [[Memes]]
* [[Nazi pug]] - Kitler's sidekick
* [[User:Zionistacat]]
* [[User:Zionistacat]]
* [[Lenincat]]
* [[Kitler]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==

Latest revision as of 09:46, 6 December 2021

Jewcat, also known as Zionistacat, was genetically engineered in a secret Israeli biological weapons lab. This monstrosity is Israel's secret weapon against the Middle East in the long standing Jews v. Arabs case that is presently being settled out of court.

Paranoid scientists created Jewcat in response to fears of Kitler, not realizing in their meth-induced psychosis that Kitler is actually only an ordinary housecat. Jewcat itself was once thought to be a myth; an angry, chubby housecat with a kippah strapped onto its head. However a previously-censored image stolen and leaked by the Israeli Goyim Espionage Network (IGEN) from the Israeli invasion of Lebanon proves that Jewcat is a weapon of war.

Meme Status

Although its image has been spammed across internet message boards, social networking communities, etc., Jewcat has never reached meme status. Given the internet community's a) love of cats; b) hatred of Jews and c) current acceptance of Kitler's status, it is highly likely that Jewcat will be elevated to the level of "minor meme" sometime in the future. Only time will tell.

Jewcat on the Internet

Flickr

Jewcat imitators and Jewcat variations (sometimes in the LOLcats style) have appeared on Flickr, including:

YouTube



Very strange black-and-white cartoon of a Jewish cat


The Adventures of Jewcat, part 1


The Adventures of Jewcat, part 2


Cat wearing a Star of David


Annoying woman tries to force her cat to eat matzoh ball soup


Boring video of some asshole trying to "convert" his cat


Another asshole playing Shabbat Shalom right next to his cat's head


   
 
I feel bad for the cat. Animal abuse trying to convert it to jew. Who want a jew in their house anways?
 

 
 

jason22160, responding to a failed conversion attempt

Jewcat Image Gallery



See Also

Jewcats in their Jew hats

External Links


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