Gintama

every episode of Gintama summarized

Gintama(銀魂 Gintama lit. "Silver Testicles"}, is an anime created by an unoriginal gorilla known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consists of shitty toilet humor, testicle jokes and other jokes that were ripped off straight from another equally shitty anime. It is basically the anime equivalent of Family Guy, but since anime are already too stupid to made fun of, no one really cares about the parody, but the fact this anime has Samurai Sword, Samurai, Samurai fighting and other weeaboo shit. The only difference comes from the fact the characters does not use special moves or power up.

Plot

The story is about yet another retarded, unemployed samurai named Sakata Gintoki who runs a shitty company that whores itself out to the highest bidder. He teams up with 2 other idiots, the first being Kagura, the obligatory 14-year old female who is also an illegal immigrant from outer space, and the second being a hopeless nerd known as Shinpachi that is supposed to be a stand in for sexless dorks that would watch this crap. They also have a fucking big dog that is capable of chewing people's heads off.

But way before the story begins, when Gintoki was a deadbeat idiot kid, he was found by some long hair pedophile samurai and was offer to become his student or sex toys or something. Gintoki was having fun with his newfound master raping him everyday until furfags invaded and cut off the master's head. Gintoki and 2 other idiots, Katsura and Takasugi, become furfag killing hero that fought with only a katana. However, the alien not only had a force of over 9000 people armed with all kinds of weapon, they also owned a massive laser cannon known as the "Neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon" which rapes the human so hard that they surrendered. After losing to a bunch of furfags, Gintoki become a bum, and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged for a hot one night stand. Now he is going to live in an unhealthy lifestyle until his gintama somehow wears out and dies.

Characters

Yorozuya - the shitty company that only run by 3 people and a dog. Built on the old bitch's store, which Gintoki never pay for the rent.

Gintoki and his gintama in all his glory

• Gintoki - A stupid natural palm, sadistic, unemployed samruai that likes to eat sweet shit. He used to be killing furfags that came from the sky and doesn't afraid of anything. After Gintoki rage quit, he become a local pedophile and an alcoholic that does nothing but play with his balls and gamble until he has no clothes left. He also armed with a shitty wooden sword that shoot soy sauce. On the other hand, he is known for being a fucking dick and trolling typical anime shit like mary sue protagonist.

• Kagura - A dirty female alien chink that likes to eat a lot. She belongs to a race of super saiyan fighter alien tribe known as Yato that is capable of 9/11 without airplanes, except they are invulnerable to sunlight, which they has to carry a shitty umbrella that can not only block any fucking attack, also shoot bullets and soy sauce. She currently living in a closet.

• Shinpachi - A pair of glasses. No seriously, he has a special need that requires his shit clone to carry him. The clone is however an annoying, whinny otaku virgin piece of shit that dreams about fucking his favorite pop star everyday.

• Sadaharu - A fucking giant dog that goes ape shit after drinking strawberry milk in one episode.

Sadist is the most popular character persona in this anime.

Shinsengumi - A fascist police organization created by the dirty furfag invader. They use Katana in melee battle while using bazooka in range combat (lol rocket noobz from halo).

• Matsudaira - The pimpmaster of Shinsengumi. Bill Clinton's Japanese cousin. Likes to do nothing but hanging out in strip club all day and stalking his daughter's life.

• Okita Sougo - The king of a sadist of the planet sadist. Likes to rape people and assassinate Hijikata.

• Hijikata Toushirou - The vice commander. A smoke addictive that like to add every food with his yellow shit, voice by the guy who voice murasama date from a game that no one cares (also zoro from one piece).

• Kondou Isao - The commander. A gorilla that goes naked in every episode. Currently stalking Shinpachi's sister Otose.

• Yamazaki - A shitty cherry boy loser and Hijikata's personal slave. Used to be some unfunny parody of a shitty anime known as tennis prince. Later found out he was addicted to APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN APAN Disregard that, anyone who find this funny is a faggot.

Joui - The original anti-furfag organization that was label as Al-Quada terrorist

nigga Katsura in all his glory

• Zura(IS NOT ZURA, KATSURA!!!) - Gintoki's retarded old friend. Used to be killing furfag with Gintoki. After the war, he create an organization to troll alien but failed miserably on every attempt. He likes to fuck animal which explain his fur suit friend Elizabeth. There is also an episode where he becomes a nigger and quoting Obama.

• Elizabeth - A pedophile in a fursuit. Later turns out he is some secret alien spy send by darth vader.

• Dragon Leader - TOTALLY NOT JACKIE CHAN!!!!!

Amanto(furfags) - The faggots from outer spaces that invaded the earth in the first place. Instead of targeting other country like China, they came for the fucking samurai in Japan(and you do know how samurai pwns alien if you ever watch the new predator movie). After the invasion, they put banhammer rule on using swords (which turns out to be a retarded idea, since human can just use guns to fight back, but all the samurais are retarded anyway). The Bakufu (moot?) are the filthy fascist government furfags that controls the earth.

• Prince fuka - A fat shit head from outer space that's responsible for sending 100% of aids from outer space.

• Umi"bald"jew - Kagura's bald ass father. Looks like Hitler if he had his hair back. He failed as a father because he first got owned by his son and lose his arm, then his wife died which maked Kagura illegally cross earth border and live with a silver hair pedophile.

• Kamui - Kagura's psychopathic, batshit insane and totally brutal brother. Went to become a gangster after beat his dad then become a student of the strongest pimp master of Yoshiwara. Likes to kill shit while smiling. Currently living with Gintoki's shitty old friend Takasugi. He is the star of yaoi fangirl and his rule 34 is often involve him fucking his sister.

Kihentai - A group of fascist samurai nazi that wants to going for High Score because their world is ruining by furfags. One of the many antagonist in this series.

• Takasugi - A girly dressing emo shit head who want to delete fucking everything because furfags killed his pimpmaster. One of the Gintoki nad Zura's shit friend. One of the batshit insane character in the series next to Kagura's insane brother, which they are now bff.

Others -

• Hasegawa - The biggest loser and punching bag of the series. As a MADAO(Middle Aged Dumb Ass Oldies), he is an unemployed, homosexual, no life, alcoholic bum that does nothing but fucking around at park all day. Constantly getting humiliate and naked in each episode. Like Shinpachi, he is a pair of sunglasses with his shit clone carry him. He quit his job because Gintoki infected him with his aids, and now he is just as hopeless as Gintoki, except he can't fight back. There is also an episode where Gintoki and Hasegawa fucking each other after getting drunk (no, seriously).

• Jewrochou - One of the 4 devas of Kabuki districts. A fucking old nigga samurai oldfag who has fought furfags from outer space. Dream of fucking that old bitch living downstairs of Gintoki's shithole, but can never have her because his racist police friend fucked her and he is already married; not to mention he is a nigger. Currently the head gangster of the shitty rat gang.

• Saigou - One of the 4 devas of Kabuki districts. Another veteran of the furfag war, except he is the homosexual version of incredible hulk. Fights everything without any clothes but fundoshi. Currently running a gay club which Chris-Chan is most likely included.

• Yoshida - The women or men that is responsible for created 3 furfag killing machines. After found out by moot, he received IRL banhammer.

On 4chan

episode revision

After finish that unfunny arc about Gintoki's shit clone Kintoki, instead of making normal episode and follows the manga storyline, he decided to pull a GameDude of episode revision crap that nobody cares. A lot of fantard would say is still better than filler with no Gintama, but what they didn't realize is that they could re-watch the old episode if they want by scroll down to the old episode part. Beside there is not a lot of changes in the new revision. An epic fail move made by the Gorilla.

	“	the main reason i bought a 30-day pass is just for GINTAMA. and just for GINTAMA, nothing else& they waste theyre time drawing reruns INSTEAD of a a brand new funny ep or an episode that creates a new arc but they waste time drawing reruns.	„
	— Truth

	“	On the bright side you can branch out and watch other anime. I have to say though, for a fan of this show you don't seem too happy. Give them some time to create that quality content we all love. Look at it as an opportunity to laugh again!	„
	— some blind fanboy

Vidya gaem

Since the characters in Gintama has no special moves or what so ever, instead of making fighting game, they came up with this crap.

Notice how it rips off monopolyNope, is actually sugoroku, a Japanese fail ripped off monopoly.

they also had a manga chapter about their own shitty game, how cute.

And the reaction from the main protagonist was:

	“	Character games have been breeding grounds for shitty games since the damn of gaming	„
	— A stupid nature palm telling the truth.

	“	Whenever someone tries to sell a game of us, when the sales started to tumble, they pretended not to notice	„
	— Inuyasha wannabe telling the truth, again.

	“	No, I don't care about it being sugoroku or whatever, I've just never heard of it.	„
	— Generic, typical anime Samurai protagonist being uncaring to his own game.

Video

Katsura and Gintoki killing furfags for great justice!

Gallery

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  only for yaoi fangirl.
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  buy it now! so you can sleep with an unemployee bum!!!
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  Shinpachi IRL
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  One of the millions of filthy furfag aliens you are gonna see it in this show
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  the neo armstrong cyclone jet cannon
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  Typical clip of Gintama on its daily basis.

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