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Image:Color_-_Coloring_Books.jpg|Coloring is a great way to relieve stress!
Image:Color_-_Coloring_Books.jpg|Coloring is a great way to relieve stress!
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Image:Color_-_Colored_Candles.jpg|Color flame candles for teh win!
Image:Color_-_Colored_Candles.jpg|Color flame candles for teh win!
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Image:Red and Blue Goo girls.png|Red + Blue = Purple
Image:Color_-_Number_One_Best_Color.jpg|Number one best color!
Image:Color_-_Number_One_Best_Color.jpg|Number one best color!
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== Blacklight Tattoos ==
All the rage amongst scene kids, ravers and drug addled prepubescent pukes who spend all their free time in cheesy ass, babycake, kid friendly, "nightclubs" (read: tween daycare), these colorful little phosphorescent jobbies are known as blacklight tattoos.  They come in a vast assortment of eye stabbing neon colors guaranteed to make you <i>the</i> number one unique little snowflake of the block!  In most cases people just use them in conjunction with the same boring ass, $25 buck, stamper jobbies like you picked out of a catalog in some talentless hippie's little drive-by hut during a drunken Spring Break beach outing or some podunk, redneck run, county fair.
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== Morph Suits ==
Also known as "Asshole Suits", they cover your entire body in [[gay|colorful form fitting spandex]] so that your average jackass loses all inhibitions when wearing one and operates under the fucktard delusion that they can do anything they want and get away with anything they want and no one will be able to identify them in any meaningful way...especially when the bright/outrageous color will be blinding/shocking them otherwise.  It should come as no surprise of course that this fuckhead attire is most popular amongst teenage [[4Chan]] butt pirates who enjoy running around calling themselves "[[Anonymous]]".
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===Colored Circuit Boards===
===Colored Circuit Boards===
Primarily coming out of [[Japan]] (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.
Primarily coming out of [[Japan|Jap Land]] (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.


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Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Black.jpg|Black
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Gray.jpg|Gray
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Gray.jpg|Gray
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Silver.jpg|Silver
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Silver.jpg|Silver<br>Soyo KT400 Dragon Ultra
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_White.jpg|White
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_White.jpg|White<br>Abit ST6E
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Brown.jpg|Brown
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Brown.jpg|Brown<br>MSI 790GX-G65
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Tan.jpg|Tan
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Tan.jpg|Tan<br>Soltek SL-75FRN-L
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Pink.jpg|Pink
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*[[Racism]]
*[[Racism]]


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Latest revision as of 15:55, 21 July 2016

Color (or colour if you're a Britfag) is the singular form of colors.

Examples

Black and White

Black and white, just chillin'.

Quite a common debate among the sorts of people who spend long periods of time thinking about color, such as scientists and your faggot art teacher, is whether or not white and black count as colors.

Some argue that black does not count as a color because, scientifically, colors are generated by light and because black is an absence of light, black is not a color. Similarly, because white is a blended combination of all colors, it therefore is a color. However, this is obvious bullshit that those people are likely just using as a means of justifying their own racism, because if black wasn't a color, how come they make black crayons? Huh? And how come, though they do make white crayons, nobody ever bothers to use them because paper's white anyway? Huh? HUH? WHO'S NOT A COLOR NOW, YOU SHITS!

Checkmate, atheists.

Gallery Of Color

Shiny Happy Colors About missing Pics
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Blacklight Tattoos

All the rage amongst scene kids, ravers and drug addled prepubescent pukes who spend all their free time in cheesy ass, babycake, kid friendly, "nightclubs" (read: tween daycare), these colorful little phosphorescent jobbies are known as blacklight tattoos. They come in a vast assortment of eye stabbing neon colors guaranteed to make you the number one unique little snowflake of the block! In most cases people just use them in conjunction with the same boring ass, $25 buck, stamper jobbies like you picked out of a catalog in some talentless hippie's little drive-by hut during a drunken Spring Break beach outing or some podunk, redneck run, county fair.

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Morph Suits

Also known as "Asshole Suits", they cover your entire body in colorful form fitting spandex so that your average jackass loses all inhibitions when wearing one and operates under the fucktard delusion that they can do anything they want and get away with anything they want and no one will be able to identify them in any meaningful way...especially when the bright/outrageous color will be blinding/shocking them otherwise. It should come as no surprise of course that this fuckhead attire is most popular amongst teenage 4Chan butt pirates who enjoy running around calling themselves "Anonymous".

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Recolored Food & Products

Everyone generally strives to be a unique little snowflake in one way or another and as most Americans are fixated on gorging themselves to the point of terminal obesity, it's no surprise that a great deal of effort, time and money is wasted in trying to produce "unique" food stuffs. Sold at incredibly jacked up prices of course to rape people's wallets by exploiting that base level need to be special.

One of the most common as well as the cheapest methods and means of achieving this is simply by changing the color of a particular product. Whether through selective breeding, genetic manipulation or simply via the use of coloring agents, it's a great way to make an old product "new" again and to get people forking on out buttloads of cash.

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Purple Veggies About missing Pics
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Colored Circuit Boards

Primarily coming out of Jap Land (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.

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