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[[Image:Moronchev.jpg|thumb|Goronchev, pitifully declaring war against the [[Internet Hate Machine]].]] | [[Image:Moronchev.jpg|thumb|Goronchev, pitifully declaring war against the [[Internet Hate Machine]].]] | ||
[[Image:Gay gon.jpg|thumb|Ladies and gentlemen, meet the [[lol|Sexiest Man in the World]]!]] | [[Image:Gay gon.jpg|thumb|Ladies and gentlemen, meet the [[lol|Sexiest Man in the World]]!]] | ||
[[Image:Check mate.jpg|thumb|Moar liek Intellectually Challenged amirite]] | [[Image:Check mate.jpg|thumb|Moar liek Intellectually Challenged amirite]] | ||
'''Goronchev''' (AKA Smugfag, MrThreePercent, Ron Lamp, Andy Ross and "Ass Lamp") is a 30-something closeted [[homosexual]] cancer survivor without | '''Goronchev''' (AKA Smugfag, MrThreePercent, Ron Lamp, Andy Ross and "Ass Lamp") is a 30-something, balding, closeted [[homosexual]] born in 17 Oct(March 12?), as a cancer survivor without testicles who plays Quasimodo in [[basement-dweller|his parents' basement]] in [[Hollywood]], [[California|CA]] who spends his life combating [[DOX|doc_droppers]] because he is so [[9/11|brave]]. Having lived in his basement his whole life with a lonely, beautiful and ultimately pure terabyte of [[child pornography]] to [[Fap|be his friend]], Goronchev realized that the only way [[TsimFuckis|someone like him]] could survive would be to post [[TL;DW]] videos of himself [[Attention whore|flexing his steroid-induced muscles]] and rubbing his asshole, while pretending to have knowledge of very [[intellectual]] topics such as [[Shit nobody cares about|religion, sex and video games]]. When not posing as the illegitimate, cancer-ridden son of Penn Jillete, he can often be found lurking on sites like [[Stickam]], attempting to bait [[16-year-old girls]] with minimal understanding of the English language and green cards into checking out his [[Bullshit|"above average"]] penis. | ||
[[Some argue|Some would argue]] that he is not only a [[Slavery|keen mind of the West]], but the greatest [[troll]] known to Anon. That is assuming, of course, if "some" constituted an [[Watchmen|abattoir of retarded children]], who also believe the nuts in their shit has the [[Do i have potential|potential]] for homemade | [[Some argue|Some would argue]] that he is not only a [[Slavery|keen mind of the West]], but the greatest [[troll]] known to Anon. That is assuming, of course, if "some" constituted an [[Watchmen|abattoir of retarded children]], who also believe the nuts in their shit has the [[Do i have potential|potential]] for homemade Nutella. Take heed, however, as combating this individual online will surely lead to one's demise! Well, at least it might lead to slight embarassment in his erotic chat party, if he's the only one talking. If that hurdle is crossed, then he will just resort to being the ultimate badass by contacting your parents, asking them to tell you to stop. If that doesn't work, then he will use his [[DotA|ultimate]] by contacting your local news media, hoping that "arguing with someone on the internet" is a hideous federal offense in your country. | ||
{{Quote|My penis is so big it reaches from A - Z on the keyboard!|Goronchev, literally stating his penis is about ONE CENTIMETER LONG}} | {{Quote|My penis is so big it reaches from A - Z on the keyboard!|Goronchev, literally stating his penis is about ONE CENTIMETER LONG}} | ||
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[[Image:SeriousCat oscar wilde.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Serious Cat]] detects [[serious business]]]] | [[Image:SeriousCat oscar wilde.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Serious Cat]] detects [[serious business]]]] | ||
[[Image:Virtual bitchslap.jpg|thumb|Smugfag is smuuuuuuuuuuug.]] | [[Image:Virtual bitchslap.jpg|thumb|Smugfag is smuuuuuuuuuuug.]] | ||
Goronchev appeared on [[4chan]] in June of 2007 when a video of him was posted on [[B|/b/]] in which he claimed victory over the "misc. section". Paranoid [[Newfag|baby Anonymous]] ceased fapping to [[lolicon]] long enough to gangrape his [[YouTube]] with negative feedback and video responses, all while noisily banging their keyboards to produce spam comments (Consisting of [[DESU|DESU DESU DESU]] in natural /b/tard fashion). As things turned out, he was actually attacking the Misc. section at bodybuilding.com. Goronchev's attack on the Misc. section described his "intellectual checkmate" of Misc. by, as he put it, "using them like a condom." /b/ was slow to realize that they were not his target and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSQmfBhUAg initially believed this was an insult], albeit a hilariously inept one. Even after the mistake was discovered, the attacks continued as his smugness made him an instant hit with /b/tards, who enjoyed making fun of his balding head, | Goronchev appeared on [[4chan]] in June of 2007 when a video of him was posted on [[B|/b/]] in which he claimed victory over the "misc. section". Paranoid [[Newfag|baby Anonymous]] ceased fapping to [[lolicon]] long enough to gangrape his [[YouTube]] with negative feedback and video responses, all while noisily banging their keyboards to produce spam comments (Consisting of [[DESU|DESU DESU DESU]] in natural /b/tard fashion). As things turned out, he was actually attacking the Misc. section at bodybuilding.com. Goronchev's attack on the Misc. section described his "intellectual checkmate" of Misc. by, as he put it, "using them like a condom." /b/ was slow to realize that they were not his target and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSQmfBhUAg initially believed this was an insult], albeit a hilariously inept one. Even after the mistake was discovered, the attacks continued as his smugness made him an instant hit with /b/tards, who enjoyed making fun of his balding head, Minnie Mouse voice, and ridiculous claims about his [[Lie|sex life]] and intellectual prowess. | ||
Trolls and rubberneckers at the time were delighted over Goronchev's [[Narcissism|obsession with his body]]. Of course, Goronchev was so concerned about maintaining his 3% body fat that he completely forgot about his round, balding head. Goronchev continued to feed the flames by claiming that his penis was [[LOL|almost nine inches long]] but not showing it off to prove his point. To this day Goronchev continues to make spurious claims about his member, though it is obvious to anyone with half a brain that this man is more full of shit than [[Tubgirl]]. | Trolls and rubberneckers at the time were delighted over Goronchev's [[Narcissism|obsession with his body]]. Of course, Goronchev was so concerned about maintaining his 3% body fat that he completely forgot about his round, balding head. Goronchev continued to feed the flames by claiming that his penis was [[LOL|almost nine inches long]] but not showing it off to prove his point. To this day Goronchev continues to make spurious claims about his member, though it is obvious to anyone with half a brain that this man is more full of shit than [[Tubgirl]]. | ||
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|Actual photo of Goronchev's penis.]] | [[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|Actual photo of Goronchev's penis.]] | ||
A [[YouTube]] user named Kbob08 used to plague Goronchev with video responses. Almost all of Kbob's videos were video responses to [[Faggot|Goronchev]] with the exception of his very first video which was just a [[retarded]] | A [[YouTube]] user named Kbob08 used to plague Goronchev with video responses. Almost all of Kbob's videos were video responses to [[Faggot|Goronchev]] with the exception of his very first video which was just a [[retarded]] loogie of [[fail]] where he showed his bad taste in [[games]]. One day, feeling daring, Kbob decided to [[flame]] Goronchev using a video response. This prompted Goronchev to [[man the harpoons]] and end their relationship. Goronchev thoroughly "skewered and exposed" Kbob in a [[LOL WUT|video response to a video response for his video]]. Kbob deleted all Goronchev-related videos when TwinsanityNtranced was bashing on Kbob about being an attention leech. This victory by Goronchev only served to increase his already inflated ego and [[HUEG]] sense of [[unwarranted self-importance]]. He hired a [[Prostitute|publicist]], contacted Faux News, telling them that a new sensation was in town, who was sure to be just as funny as Jay Leno and started referring to his YouTube account as a television show. | ||
===Operation: Intellectual Checkmate=== | ===Operation: Intellectual Checkmate=== | ||
After a few months of inactivity, he returned in October of 2007. With a | After a few months of inactivity, he returned in October of 2007. With a titanic ego and infinitesimal dick, he shed a tear of shame and admiration when he read this page. He then gathered himself together, mustered [[Cum|courage]] into his [[Cock|veins]] and declared war upon ED, posting a video in which he later admitted [[My mom just died|his mother is dead]]. "This was most likely suicide caused by the realization that she had given birth to such a grotesque creature instead of letting the doctor [[falcon punch]] her when he revealed that the baby might have a hazardous amount of smug cells," Dr. Anonymous states. | ||
In a truly pathetic testament, Goronchev felt that his domination over ED was the greatest rape he was involved with since that one special time his dad needed help in the basement. For thirteen minutes, Goronchev read quotes from various ED articles that he felt were racist towards black people- as if this were something new. Going down the list of facts about him, he denied the claims to a minimal extent by adjusting minute details that he felt made the claims invalid. Of these claims, the one that he helt most offended by was that he attended a community college in Northern California, as he had never attended college and he never made it farther North than his dad's penis. Wow, by overestimating him for a worthless achievement, we really lost all credibility. | In a truly pathetic testament, Goronchev felt that his domination over ED was the greatest rape he was involved with since that one special time his dad needed help in the basement. For thirteen minutes, Goronchev read quotes from various ED articles that he felt were racist towards black people- as if this were something new. Going down the list of facts about him, he denied the claims to a minimal extent by adjusting minute details that he felt made the claims invalid. Of these claims, the one that he helt most offended by was that he attended a community college in Northern California, as he had never attended college and he never made it farther North than his dad's penis. Wow, by overestimating him for a worthless achievement, we really lost all credibility. | ||
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*Goronchev has the ability to read [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | *Goronchev has the ability to read [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | ||
*The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list | *The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list. | ||
* | *[[Jews did WTC]]. | ||
*Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too [[Bullshit|precious to waste on ED]]. | *Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too [[Bullshit|precious to waste on ED]]. | ||
*Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point. | *Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point. | ||
*His head resembles a 6 foot penis | *His head resembles a 6 foot penis. | ||
*Goronchev made ED even funnier. | *Goronchev made ED even funnier. | ||
[[TL;DR]]: Smugfag needs to learn [[English]], [[satire]], and the basics of a [[wiki]]. | [[TL;DR]]: Smugfag needs to learn [[English]], [[satire]], and the basics of a [[wiki]]. | ||
We responded by putting on a rubber glove and with a flick of our dick, Goronchev was suspended. He grew up in a suburban neighborhood, though, so he was tough like Mitt Romney and returned as MrThreePercent, (in honor of his penis size, which is [[At least 100|97%]] smaller than average). He began to make [[moar]] videos about the imaginary groups of [[In beta|beautiful]] "women" taking trans- | We responded by putting on a rubber glove and with a flick of our dick, Goronchev was suspended. He grew up in a suburban neighborhood, though, so he was tough like Mitt Romney and returned as MrThreePercent, (in honor of his penis size, which is [[At least 100|97%]] smaller than average). He began to make [[moar]] videos about the imaginary groups of [[In beta|beautiful]] "women" taking trans-continental road trips to rendezvous with his flesh balloon. Shortly afterwards, Goronchev disappeared from the internet and his account, "MrThreePercent," was suspended due to [[copyright infringement]]. | ||
At this time, Smugfag's favorite phrase, "Intellectual Checkmate" became a [[meme|mini-meme]] on /b/. Assuming that "Intellectual Checkmate" means something along the lines of using your wit during a debate to back your opponent into a corner from which they cannot retaliate, he does just the opposite by backing himself into a corner from which he cannot escape, so he disables comments on his videos in the hope that he will never actually have to debate with anyone. His logic would be [[Codey Porter|air tight]], were it not for the inconvenience that other humans happen to have the ability to respond. | At this time, Smugfag's favorite phrase, "Intellectual Checkmate" became a [[meme|mini-meme]] on /b/. Assuming that "Intellectual Checkmate" means something along the lines of using your wit during a debate to back your opponent into a corner from which they cannot retaliate, he does just the opposite by backing himself into a corner from which he cannot escape, so he disables comments on his videos in the hope that he will never actually have to debate with anyone. His logic would be [[Codey Porter|air tight]], were it not for the inconvenience that other humans happen to have the ability to respond. | ||
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===The Final Goodbye=== | ===The Final Goodbye=== | ||
After claiming in his last ED video that he wasn't going to make a new video on ED because they are not worth his time, he suffered the consequences of a mammy naively trying to sustain a diet and gave into the temptation with a seven minute video absolutely DESTROYING ED once again. He knows he's | After claiming in his last ED video that he wasn't going to make a new video on ED because they are not worth his time, he suffered the consequences of a mammy naively trying to sustain a diet and gave into the temptation with a seven minute video absolutely DESTROYING ED once again. He knows he's got top game, since he doesn't have any psychological disorders that his <s>mother</s> (lol dead), dad has let on about. To celebrate himself, he went to a print shop with his lucky baseball cap and asked the Mexican behind the counter if he could take a stupid pseudonym like "Goronchev" and make it look cool. The Mexican winked at him and put in red italics the coolest thing- the name of his YouTube account. | ||
Goronchev, having been beaten into oblivion, saw his bleeding as a sure sign of triumph and marched away from YouTube, with his head held high and his thumb up his anus. The only contact he had with us was when Encyclopedia Dramatica was [[baleeted]] in mid-2011, he praised the vile actions of [[Girlvinyl|Sherrod DeHippo]] and her horrid third trimester abortion of a website [[Ohinternet]]. It seems he was hoping that this article would be gone forever. However, he failed to realize that on the internet, nothing ever goes away. | |||
Today, Goronchev continues to make videos of himself flexing in his father's basement while talking shit about people in chat rooms with his only friends... which he's never met face-to-face. Though he says he no longer bothers with h8ers like Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica, whenever a [[troll]] shows up at his doorstep he takes time out of his day to make fun of them by writing up a [[TL;DR]] "exposé" on his "victim." This generally revolves around teasing somebody for being of a different race, or else emailing their parents, asking them to stop. He has even gone as far as [http://goronchev.blogspot.com/2010/07/k-thor-jensen-plagiarist-hack-writer.html making fun of a comedy writer by posting pictures of his kids and calling them "deformed,"] thus cementing Smugfag's status as an | Today, Goronchev continues to make videos of himself flexing his sphincter in his father's basement while talking shit about people in chat rooms with his only friends... which he's never met face-to-face. Though he says he no longer bothers with h8ers like Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica, whenever a [[troll]] shows up at his doorstep he takes time out of his day to make fun of them by writing up a [[TL;DR]] "exposé" on his "victim." This generally revolves around teasing somebody for being of a different race, or else emailing their parents, asking them to stop. He has even gone as far as [http://goronchev.blogspot.com/2010/07/k-thor-jensen-plagiarist-hack-writer.html making fun of a comedy writer by posting pictures of his kids and calling them "deformed,"] thus cementing Smugfag's status as an petulant, balding manbaby douchebag. | ||
Smugfag met his nemesis in Benos, another stay-at-home | Smugfag met his nemesis in Benos, another stay-at-home manbaby with terminal Asperger's. Yes, the person he marked as his equal is, quite appropriately, somebody who can't even function in a social setting. When most others are busy raising families and living responsible, independent lives, Goronchev focuses upon challenging autistic live-with-parent men online, to prove that he is the best Goronchev in a world of Goronchevs. As the story goes, Benos couldn't stand Goronchev from the moment he laid eyes on him and felt the greatest frustration since the time that one kid with cerebral palsy spilled his juice box. So, Goronchev the Cancer Survivor put his lucky red cap on, while Benos the Aspie-Lord put on his goggles and the two fought a war of calling the other one the bigger idiot, neither realizing at any point in the debacle that [[Truth|they are both massive retards]]. Goronchev, knowing that the most-fulfilling [[victory|game]] involves desperate measures, contacted Benos' dad and cried about how much Benos had hurt his feelings. When Benos' dad told his son to behave to no avail, Goronchev did what any mature adult would do and contacted [[Fox_News|Australian news media]], which of course is a lie. Or anyone willing to be goronchev's slave because the lazy faggot couldn't do it himself , and [[X is not your personal army]]. Obviously Goronchev believes he wants people call up Benos' dad, which will fail, because no one really cares. Smugfag also called Benos an [[racist|Australian Arab]] on video because he doesn't understand people's accents or race, and everything went quiet for awhile, but overall, Goronchev remains a cunt. The irony of it all: [[faggot|he watched and recorded an entire video of a man jacking off]], without realizing watching a solo jack off session is [[gay]]. | ||
==[[not gay|Not Gay]]== | ==[[not gay|Not Gay]]== | ||
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Smugfag apparently has a [[girlfriend]], and states that according to HOTorNOT, she is a perfect ten. | Smugfag apparently has a [[girlfriend]], and states that according to HOTorNOT, she is a perfect ten. | ||
On February 27th, 2008 at approximately 10:15 PM EST, Goronchev was spotted in the CAM or GTFO chatroom of Stickam.com. At this time, he openly made a challenge towards a female member concerning his superiority over females in giving oral stimulation of the penis. This | On February 27th, 2008 at approximately 10:15 PM EST, Goronchev was spotted in the CAM or GTFO chatroom of Stickam.com. At this time, he openly made a challenge towards a female member concerning his superiority over females in giving oral stimulation of the penis. This proved to be a landmark achievement in Goronchev's quest in proving that he is not gay. | ||
{{quote|My dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort|Smugfag, remarking on his favorite activity.}} | {{quote|My dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort|Smugfag, remarking on his favorite activity.}} | ||
Also note that one of his favorite music stars is [[Gwen Stefani]], a common love of all [[gay|straight]] males across the globe. | Also note that one of his favorite music stars is [[Gwen Stefani]], a homewrecking gutter slut and common love of all [[gay|straight]] white males across the globe. | ||
==Smugfacts== | ==Smugfacts== | ||
[[Image:SITEZ.png|thumb|Uhhh...wow...yeah...]] | [[Image:SITEZ.png|thumb|Uhhh...wow...yeah...]] | ||
*Fitter than the entire US | *Fitter than the entire US Marine Corps. | ||
*Beat up thirty guys at the same time. | *[[Bukkake|Beat up thirty guys at the same time]]. | ||
*Obtained offers of employment from YouTube | *Obtained offers of [[prostitute|employment]] from YouTube | ||
*Intellectually checkmated ED. | *Intellectually checkmated ED. | ||
*Had sex... like, more than once. | *Had sex... like, more than once. | ||
*Possesses a "larger than average penis". Seriously. | *Possesses a "larger than average penis". Seriously. | ||
* | *Had repugnant sex with BigGayAl, his #1 internet-lover. | ||
*Had a [[girlfriend]] instead of his hand, rumors still persist this is his [[faghag]]. [http:// | *Had a [[girlfriend]] instead of his hand, rumors still persist this is his [[faghag]]. [http://archive.fo/JrTWm] | ||
*Transmogrified into [[Picard| | *Transmogrified into [[Picard|Mr. Clean]] with steroid enhanced features [http://www.stickam.com/viewMedia.do?mId=191388327] | ||
*Metaphorically provided homosexuals with a dicking so deep that he was able to hook ''their'' cocks and draw them out through their annihilated rectums before then lovingly holding them aloft and licking off the cum. *See far top of his Blogspot for a normal version* | *Metaphorically provided homosexuals with a dicking so deep that he was able to hook ''their'' cocks and draw them out through their annihilated rectums before then lovingly holding them aloft and licking off the cum. *See far top of his Blogspot for a normal version* | ||
*Watched a man fap on cam [[LOL WUT|to prove he isn't gay]]. | *Watched a man fap on cam [[LOL WUT|to prove he isn't gay]]. | ||
*Cheated on | *Cheated on a girl named Lesli after he slept with another [[trap|girl]] to prove he's less of an [[asshole]] and in denial about facts like a true faggot on the [[internets]] but proved nothing in a video he made about [[retard|Benos]] when backing up [[lol|evidence]]. | ||
*Goronchev with his best American accent, pronounces [[Aspergers]] as [[Stupid|Oss-pergers]] making Benos look less retarded. | *Goronchev with his best American accent, pronounces [[Aspergers]] as [[Stupid|Oss-pergers]] making Benos look less retarded. | ||
*Was on K Thor Jensen's internet losers of the week http:// | *Was on K Thor Jensen's internet losers of the week [http://archive.fo/jIpmJ] | ||
== Myths About Goronchev == | == Myths About Goronchev == | ||
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'''Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents"''' | '''Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents"''' | ||
'''FALSE.''' Goronchev does, in fact, live in his father's basement. He and his father often videotape themselves having incestuous relations, with Goronchev taking his father's creamy load in his ass. | '''FALSE.''' Goronchev does, in fact, live in his father's basement. He and his father often videotape themselves having incestuous relations, with Goronchev taking his father's creamy load in his ass and then playing the rusty trombone. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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'''Myth: "Goronchev is as healthy as a horse."''' | '''Myth: "Goronchev is as healthy as a horse."''' | ||
'''FALSE.''' It is a widely-known fact that Goronchev has | '''FALSE.''' It is a widely-known fact that Goronchev has superAIDS, and will likely die in a matter of months. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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'''Myth: "Goronchev can fight two guys at once."''' | '''Myth: "Goronchev can fight two guys at once."''' | ||
'''SOMEWHAT TRUE,''' assuming that "fighting" means "anal secksing." | '''SOMEWHAT TRUE,''' assuming that "fighting" means "double anal secksing." | ||
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I admit to doing #2- mostly because I know you can't place much faith in #1, and #3 will get you beaten up. If 4.25" is 'average', then 'above average' is anything above 4.25. Even 4.26. Whoopty-fucking-doo. Congratulations, smugfag. | I admit to doing #2- mostly because I know you can't place much faith in #1, and #3 will get you beaten up. If 4.25" is 'average', then 'above average' is anything above 4.25. Even 4.26. Whoopty-fucking-doo. Congratulations, smugfag. | ||
Furthermore, his need to go out of his way to put everyone he meets into "intellectual checkmate" just further demonstrates his intellectual inferiority complex.|Dr. David Anonymous, PhD}} | Furthermore, his need to go out of his way to put everyone he meets into "intellectual checkmate" just further demonstrates his intellectual inferiority complex.|Dr. David Anonymous, PhD}} | ||
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<center>{{fv|meenvids1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|meenvids1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>2jRlcqn7M74</youtube> | |<youtube>2jRlcqn7M74</youtube> | ||
<b>Goronchev is Moar Racist.</b> | |||
|<youtube>cSGJo3CFLKQ</youtube> | |<youtube>cSGJo3CFLKQ</youtube> | ||
<b>He is bothered by hypocrisy while at the same time practicing it;<br> he has only one option, BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE. Goronchev <br>haet hypocrisy even moar:</b> | |||
|<youtube>-1595TOu_So</youtube> | |<youtube>-1595TOu_So</youtube> | ||
<b>He's a sicko.</b><br> | |||
|<youtube>qOb8cyE4a0A</youtube> | |<youtube>qOb8cyE4a0A</youtube> | ||
<b>Smugfag returns for more hate and trolling on [[youtube|internet peoples]]; doesn't realize, | |||
he's being [[rape|used like the condom himself]], so other users can get more [[popular|whoring]], | he's being [[rape|used like the condom himself]], so other users can get more [[popular|whoring]], | ||
please thank goronchev for his [[Boring|TL;DR]] videos</b | please thank goronchev for his [[Boring|TL;DR]] videos</b> | ||
|<youtube>kWSP5TVBIQI</youtube> | |<youtube>kWSP5TVBIQI</youtube> | ||
<b>Smugfag critical of anti scifag [[hate]](Commentary)</b> | |||
|<youtube>6-AzSCCJR_s</youtube> | |<youtube>6-AzSCCJR_s</youtube> | ||
Chris Crocker talks to smugfag on the phone. | Chris Crocker talks to smugfag on the phone. | ||
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Major butthurt when Goronchev gets flagged on youtube. | Major butthurt when Goronchev gets flagged on youtube. | ||
Goronchev is interviewed by The Burger Keane | Goronchev is interviewed by The Burger Keane | ||
< | |<youtube>a5qAJtZaacc</youtube> | ||
LOL | |||
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|<youtube>JFIjXlj4ZlU</youtube> | |||
<s>Brett Keane '''talks with Smugfag to suck cock for more attention'''</s> '''Intellectual Checkmate cuz, brett keane was so glad | |||
he got terminated enough to try and popularize this faggot again.''' | |||
|<youtube>l3UIk46jhqs</youtube> | |||
When goronchev can't think up other insults, he gets [[racist]] towards [[Australians|Australia]]. | |||
<b>Behind the screen bawling like Adam Sandler.</b> | |||
|<youtube>TOiRVVhHCpk</youtube> | |||
<b>Butthurted by hentai?</b> | |||
|<youtube>R2PUXnLlxyE</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>AkTkgEFAOq4</youtube> | |||
<b>When he couldn't get any lower, here's him being full of himself claiming he won something after beating someone up in [[IRL]]. He's really trying too hard here. | |||
Claiming victory over his haters again touching the top of a basketball blackboard, not realising the sounds of [[kids]] in the background he's about to [[rape]] soon after, totally [[creepy|pedo]].</b> | |||
|<youtube>EfLJ87ys7m4</youtube> | |||
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Image:Goronchev.jpg|@Smugfag...[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|you have our attention.]] | Image:Goronchev.jpg|@Smugfag...[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|you have our attention.]] | ||
Image:YES!POPULAR!.jpg|SNIGGITY SNAP | Image:YES!POPULAR!.jpg|SNIGGITY SNAP | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/people/La-Bomb/100000509592396 His facebook is hidden or baleeted due to the exposing of benos revealing facebook chats that goronchev had with his dad] | *[https://archive.ph/juAz Goronchev hater group] | ||
*[http://brettkeanevideo.com/view_channel.php?user=GhostGoronchev He now resides in brett keane's rectum] Beat up a guy yet not proven to be [[anonymous]] IRL, but only a lie to think he's bigger then [[4chan]] [[Truth|We know he runs scared if someone pulled a knife at him, he's too busy trying to pwn a possible furry named benos on the interweb that no one really cares about]] | *[https://discord.com/channels/607393960301821965/607821077711683584 Discord] | ||
*[http://twitter.com/goronchev [[twitter|twatter]] that he updates for his stickam and other bullshit | *[https://www.tiktok.com/@themrbomb When it could be worse while acting smug, he joins this shit site where everyone acts like faggots on camera] | ||
*[https://spacehey.com/profile?id=72575 A account no really would care about anyway] | |||
*[https://www.facebook.com/BrawnyRonnie His new facebook to hide from himself again where he flexes his gay body] [https://www.youtube.com/BrawnyRonnie Youtube new Main same old shit:BrawnyRonnie] | |||
[https://www.facebook.com/people/La-Bomb/100000509592396 His facebook is hidden or baleeted due to the exposing of benos revealing facebook chats that goronchev had with his dad] | |||
*<s>[http://brettkeanevideo.com/view_channel.php?user=GhostGoronchev</s> He now resides in brett keane's rectum] Beat up a guy yet not proven to be [[anonymous]] IRL, but only a lie to think he's bigger then [[4chan]] [[Truth|We know he runs scared if someone pulled a knife at him, he's too busy trying to pwn a possible furry named benos on the interweb that no one really cares about]]</s> '''DEAD''' | |||
*[http://twitter.com/goronchev Goronchev's Twatter] [[twitter|twatter]] that he updates for his stickam and other bullshit. He recently tried to [[butthurt|protect his tweets]], because of benos trolling his ass, yet, [[realistic_expectations|they can be still found by searching his name on the website]]. | |||
*[http://tinychat.com/goronchev/ Tell how much you love his tiny penis], beware; this is all lies, as he has none. | *[http://tinychat.com/goronchev/ Tell how much you love his tiny penis], beware; this is all lies, as he has none. | ||
*[http://www.myspace.com/goronchev Smugfag's MySpace] | *[http://www.myspace.com/goronchev Smugfag's MySpace] | ||
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*<s>[http://youtube.com/user/MrThreePercent Smugfag's OTHER YouTube]</s> Lol suspended | *<s>[http://youtube.com/user/MrThreePercent Smugfag's OTHER YouTube]</s> Lol suspended | ||
*<s>[http://youtube.com/user/smugfagg Spoof YouTube created by a /b/tard]</s> Suspended | *<s>[http://youtube.com/user/smugfagg Spoof YouTube created by a /b/tard]</s> Suspended | ||
*[http://www.livevideo.com/Goronchev Smugfag's LiveVideo] | *<s>[http://www.livevideo.com/Goronchev Smugfag's LiveVideo]</s> Dead | ||
*<s>[http://yourvision.magnify.net/ yourvision.magnify.net his failed video site]</s> Failed site dead. | *<s>[http://yourvision.magnify.net/ yourvision.magnify.net his failed video site]</s> Failed site dead. | ||
*[http://goronchev.blogspot.com/ Gayspot] [[LOL]] [[Butthurt|Invite only]] because benos' been taking down his failed videos. | *[http://goronchev.blogspot.com/ Gayspot] [[LOL]] [[Butthurt|Invite only]] because benos' been taking down his failed videos. | ||
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/LaRoathTheGoat Iliketofuckgoats ] Possible socket account with many of goronchev's old vids, just trying to be your [[lame|average]], everyday, [[white_people|white]] guy. | *[https://www.youtube.com/user/LaRoathTheGoat Iliketofuckgoats ] Possible socket account with many of goronchev's old vids, just trying to be your [[lame|average]], everyday, [[white_people|white]] guy. | ||
See lulzy background with a obsession with the goronchev and benos drama that still wages on once and awhile. | See lulzy background with a obsession with the goronchev and benos drama that still wages on once and awhile. | ||
*[http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=https://encyclopediadramatica. | *[http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Goronchev Goronchev Pornolized] If you want to see how gay goronchev can get while pornolized. | ||
*[http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=144999 Facepunch account ] Possible account on facepunch/or hoping to troll his number 1 fan Benos by stalking him. There is proof of that in his [[fail|exposing]] video. | *<s>[http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=144999 Facepunch account ] Possible account on facepunch/or hoping to troll his number 1 fan Benos by stalking him. There is proof of that in his [[fail|exposing]] video.</s> DEAD | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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{{Timeline|Featured article December 14, [[2007]]|[[Penis Nosed Fox]]| | {{Timeline|Featured article December 14, [[2007]]|[[Penis Nosed Fox]]|Intellectual Checkmate|[[Robert Hawkins]]}} | ||
[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal_Psych]] |
Latest revision as of 18:31, 24 November 2024
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Goronchev (AKA Smugfag, MrThreePercent, Ron Lamp, Andy Ross and "Ass Lamp") is a 30-something, balding, closeted homosexual born in 17 Oct(March 12?), as a cancer survivor without testicles who plays Quasimodo in his parents' basement in Hollywood, CA who spends his life combating doc_droppers because he is so brave. Having lived in his basement his whole life with a lonely, beautiful and ultimately pure terabyte of child pornography to be his friend, Goronchev realized that the only way someone like him could survive would be to post TL;DW videos of himself flexing his steroid-induced muscles and rubbing his asshole, while pretending to have knowledge of very intellectual topics such as religion, sex and video games. When not posing as the illegitimate, cancer-ridden son of Penn Jillete, he can often be found lurking on sites like Stickam, attempting to bait 16-year-old girls with minimal understanding of the English language and green cards into checking out his "above average" penis.
Some would argue that he is not only a keen mind of the West, but the greatest troll known to Anon. That is assuming, of course, if "some" constituted an abattoir of retarded children, who also believe the nuts in their shit has the potential for homemade Nutella. Take heed, however, as combating this individual online will surely lead to one's demise! Well, at least it might lead to slight embarassment in his erotic chat party, if he's the only one talking. If that hurdle is crossed, then he will just resort to being the ultimate badass by contacting your parents, asking them to tell you to stop. If that doesn't work, then he will use his ultimate by contacting your local news media, hoping that "arguing with someone on the internet" is a hideous federal offense in your country.
—Goronchev, literally stating his penis is about ONE CENTIMETER LONG |
The Saga
Smugfag Begins
Goronchev appeared on 4chan in June of 2007 when a video of him was posted on /b/ in which he claimed victory over the "misc. section". Paranoid baby Anonymous ceased fapping to lolicon long enough to gangrape his YouTube with negative feedback and video responses, all while noisily banging their keyboards to produce spam comments (Consisting of DESU DESU DESU in natural /b/tard fashion). As things turned out, he was actually attacking the Misc. section at bodybuilding.com. Goronchev's attack on the Misc. section described his "intellectual checkmate" of Misc. by, as he put it, "using them like a condom." /b/ was slow to realize that they were not his target and initially believed this was an insult, albeit a hilariously inept one. Even after the mistake was discovered, the attacks continued as his smugness made him an instant hit with /b/tards, who enjoyed making fun of his balding head, Minnie Mouse voice, and ridiculous claims about his sex life and intellectual prowess.
Trolls and rubberneckers at the time were delighted over Goronchev's obsession with his body. Of course, Goronchev was so concerned about maintaining his 3% body fat that he completely forgot about his round, balding head. Goronchev continued to feed the flames by claiming that his penis was almost nine inches long but not showing it off to prove his point. To this day Goronchev continues to make spurious claims about his member, though it is obvious to anyone with half a brain that this man is more full of shit than Tubgirl.
A YouTube user named Kbob08 used to plague Goronchev with video responses. Almost all of Kbob's videos were video responses to Goronchev with the exception of his very first video which was just a retarded loogie of fail where he showed his bad taste in games. One day, feeling daring, Kbob decided to flame Goronchev using a video response. This prompted Goronchev to man the harpoons and end their relationship. Goronchev thoroughly "skewered and exposed" Kbob in a video response to a video response for his video. Kbob deleted all Goronchev-related videos when TwinsanityNtranced was bashing on Kbob about being an attention leech. This victory by Goronchev only served to increase his already inflated ego and HUEG sense of unwarranted self-importance. He hired a publicist, contacted Faux News, telling them that a new sensation was in town, who was sure to be just as funny as Jay Leno and started referring to his YouTube account as a television show.
Operation: Intellectual Checkmate
After a few months of inactivity, he returned in October of 2007. With a titanic ego and infinitesimal dick, he shed a tear of shame and admiration when he read this page. He then gathered himself together, mustered courage into his veins and declared war upon ED, posting a video in which he later admitted his mother is dead. "This was most likely suicide caused by the realization that she had given birth to such a grotesque creature instead of letting the doctor falcon punch her when he revealed that the baby might have a hazardous amount of smug cells," Dr. Anonymous states.
In a truly pathetic testament, Goronchev felt that his domination over ED was the greatest rape he was involved with since that one special time his dad needed help in the basement. For thirteen minutes, Goronchev read quotes from various ED articles that he felt were racist towards black people- as if this were something new. Going down the list of facts about him, he denied the claims to a minimal extent by adjusting minute details that he felt made the claims invalid. Of these claims, the one that he helt most offended by was that he attended a community college in Northern California, as he had never attended college and he never made it farther North than his dad's penis. Wow, by overestimating him for a worthless achievement, we really lost all credibility.
—Goronchev has mad skills. |
Some interesting tidbits from this video include:
- Goronchev has the ability to read Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list.
- Jews did WTC.
- Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too precious to waste on ED.
- Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point.
- His head resembles a 6 foot penis.
- Goronchev made ED even funnier.
TL;DR: Smugfag needs to learn English, satire, and the basics of a wiki.
We responded by putting on a rubber glove and with a flick of our dick, Goronchev was suspended. He grew up in a suburban neighborhood, though, so he was tough like Mitt Romney and returned as MrThreePercent, (in honor of his penis size, which is 97% smaller than average). He began to make moar videos about the imaginary groups of beautiful "women" taking trans-continental road trips to rendezvous with his flesh balloon. Shortly afterwards, Goronchev disappeared from the internet and his account, "MrThreePercent," was suspended due to copyright infringement.
At this time, Smugfag's favorite phrase, "Intellectual Checkmate" became a mini-meme on /b/. Assuming that "Intellectual Checkmate" means something along the lines of using your wit during a debate to back your opponent into a corner from which they cannot retaliate, he does just the opposite by backing himself into a corner from which he cannot escape, so he disables comments on his videos in the hope that he will never actually have to debate with anyone. His logic would be air tight, were it not for the inconvenience that other humans happen to have the ability to respond.
When every other video site doesn't work out for you and your support and views have dwindled to nothing, what do you do? That's right! You make your very own website! Actually, you have a friend make your very own website. Actually, you have your friend make a channel for your very own website. Actually, you have your friend create a channel with your name on it for a corporate website and call it yours. FUCK YES! And when Brett Keane's channel goes down because the science he doesn't quite have the knowledge for didn't do the work for him, you make like Abraham Lincoln and you try again.
The Final Goodbye
After claiming in his last ED video that he wasn't going to make a new video on ED because they are not worth his time, he suffered the consequences of a mammy naively trying to sustain a diet and gave into the temptation with a seven minute video absolutely DESTROYING ED once again. He knows he's got top game, since he doesn't have any psychological disorders that his mother (lol dead), dad has let on about. To celebrate himself, he went to a print shop with his lucky baseball cap and asked the Mexican behind the counter if he could take a stupid pseudonym like "Goronchev" and make it look cool. The Mexican winked at him and put in red italics the coolest thing- the name of his YouTube account.
Goronchev, having been beaten into oblivion, saw his bleeding as a sure sign of triumph and marched away from YouTube, with his head held high and his thumb up his anus. The only contact he had with us was when Encyclopedia Dramatica was baleeted in mid-2011, he praised the vile actions of Sherrod DeHippo and her horrid third trimester abortion of a website Ohinternet. It seems he was hoping that this article would be gone forever. However, he failed to realize that on the internet, nothing ever goes away.
Today, Goronchev continues to make videos of himself flexing his sphincter in his father's basement while talking shit about people in chat rooms with his only friends... which he's never met face-to-face. Though he says he no longer bothers with h8ers like Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica, whenever a troll shows up at his doorstep he takes time out of his day to make fun of them by writing up a TL;DR "exposé" on his "victim." This generally revolves around teasing somebody for being of a different race, or else emailing their parents, asking them to stop. He has even gone as far as making fun of a comedy writer by posting pictures of his kids and calling them "deformed," thus cementing Smugfag's status as an petulant, balding manbaby douchebag.
Smugfag met his nemesis in Benos, another stay-at-home manbaby with terminal Asperger's. Yes, the person he marked as his equal is, quite appropriately, somebody who can't even function in a social setting. When most others are busy raising families and living responsible, independent lives, Goronchev focuses upon challenging autistic live-with-parent men online, to prove that he is the best Goronchev in a world of Goronchevs. As the story goes, Benos couldn't stand Goronchev from the moment he laid eyes on him and felt the greatest frustration since the time that one kid with cerebral palsy spilled his juice box. So, Goronchev the Cancer Survivor put his lucky red cap on, while Benos the Aspie-Lord put on his goggles and the two fought a war of calling the other one the bigger idiot, neither realizing at any point in the debacle that they are both massive retards. Goronchev, knowing that the most-fulfilling game involves desperate measures, contacted Benos' dad and cried about how much Benos had hurt his feelings. When Benos' dad told his son to behave to no avail, Goronchev did what any mature adult would do and contacted Australian news media, which of course is a lie. Or anyone willing to be goronchev's slave because the lazy faggot couldn't do it himself , and X is not your personal army. Obviously Goronchev believes he wants people call up Benos' dad, which will fail, because no one really cares. Smugfag also called Benos an Australian Arab on video because he doesn't understand people's accents or race, and everything went quiet for awhile, but overall, Goronchev remains a cunt. The irony of it all: he watched and recorded an entire video of a man jacking off, without realizing watching a solo jack off session is gay.
Not Gay
Goronchev is very, very insecure about his sexuality. Goronchev is so adamant about his supposed heterosexuality that he often pulls wild and "true" sex stories out of his asshole to make himself sound straight. In most cases, the sex stories are so generic that it is very obvious they were ripped straight from a porn scene. In other cases, the stories are so vague that all instances of "she" and "her" can easily be replaced with "he" and "him" and it wouldn't make a difference.
—Methinks Goronchev doth protest too much |
Smugfag apparently has a girlfriend, and states that according to HOTorNOT, she is a perfect ten.
On February 27th, 2008 at approximately 10:15 PM EST, Goronchev was spotted in the CAM or GTFO chatroom of Stickam.com. At this time, he openly made a challenge towards a female member concerning his superiority over females in giving oral stimulation of the penis. This proved to be a landmark achievement in Goronchev's quest in proving that he is not gay.
—Smugfag, remarking on his favorite activity. |
Also note that one of his favorite music stars is Gwen Stefani, a homewrecking gutter slut and common love of all straight white males across the globe.
Smugfacts
- Fitter than the entire US Marine Corps.
- Beat up thirty guys at the same time.
- Obtained offers of employment from YouTube
- Intellectually checkmated ED.
- Had sex... like, more than once.
- Possesses a "larger than average penis". Seriously.
- Had repugnant sex with BigGayAl, his #1 internet-lover.
- Had a girlfriend instead of his hand, rumors still persist this is his faghag. [1]
- Transmogrified into Mr. Clean with steroid enhanced features [2]
- Metaphorically provided homosexuals with a dicking so deep that he was able to hook their cocks and draw them out through their annihilated rectums before then lovingly holding them aloft and licking off the cum. *See far top of his Blogspot for a normal version*
- Watched a man fap on cam to prove he isn't gay.
- Cheated on a girl named Lesli after he slept with another girl to prove he's less of an asshole and in denial about facts like a true faggot on the internets but proved nothing in a video he made about Benos when backing up evidence.
- Goronchev with his best American accent, pronounces Aspergers as Oss-pergers making Benos look less retarded.
- Was on K Thor Jensen's internet losers of the week [3]
Myths About Goronchev
Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents"
FALSE. Goronchev does, in fact, live in his father's basement. He and his father often videotape themselves having incestuous relations, with Goronchev taking his father's creamy load in his ass and then playing the rusty trombone.
Myth: "Goronchev has had sex with many women."
FALSE. Goronchev is too infected with teh gay to be attracted to vagina. He has tried, however, to have sex with men, though most gay men are smart enough to stay away.
Myth: "Goronchev is not a pedophile."
FALSE. We have the pictures, videos, and eye witness testimonies to prove it. Click here to see it.
Myth: "Goronchev is as healthy as a horse."
FALSE. It is a widely-known fact that Goronchev has superAIDS, and will likely die in a matter of months.
Myth: "Goronchev's penis is 8 and 3/4 inches long."
FALSE. Goronchev said himself that his penis reaches from A to Z on a QWERTY keyboard, meaning his penis is approximately one centimeter long.
Myth: "Goronchev cares about black people"
FALSE, as proven by the below quote by Goronchev himself:
—Smugfag |
Myth: "Goronchev can fight two guys at once."
SOMEWHAT TRUE, assuming that "fighting" means "double anal secksing."
Myth: "Goronchev is a compulsive liar."
TRUE. One look at his actions and facial expressions in his videos and you can easily tell that he is lying out of his ass.
Myth: "Goronchev is cool."
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO
Myth: "People watch his videos."
FALSE. Goronchev is the only one who takes himself seriously, and thus he thinks people actually like him and watch his videos.
Psychological Analysis
The following is a detailed psychological analysis by acclaimed e-psychologist Dr. David Anonymous, PhD:
—Dr. David Anonymous, PhD |
Smugfag and the Old Media
Goronchev made an appearance on Faux News to discuss cyber-bullying and Anonymous. He is now an "expert" on cyberbullying. Smugfag gets about 9 seconds worth of face-time. He earlier promoted his television premiere on his Jewtube and suggested that perhaps the Fox people would post the rest of his interview on the website.
Just remember, kids: bulling is rabbit on the internets.
In one of his videos bragging about this incredible feat, he claims that he was "chosen" do an interview, despite the fact that Fox asks people to call in to be screened for these interviews.
Though this appears to be Smugfag's first news appearance, it might be possible that he has appeared on Fox before. You be the judge:
1) Watch the smash-hit of summer 2007, "Anon vs. Faux News" again [4]
2) Pay particular attention to the leet haXXor in silhouette at 1:45, 1:57 ("they get what they call 'lulz'...") and 3:02
3) NOTICE BASEBALL CAP AND COLLARED SHIRT - official uniform of the International Association of Smugfags, as shown in his armada of motherfucking YouTube videos.
4) Watch the 2008 cult classic "Brett Keane interviews Goronchev" (only the first 30 seconds, it's a fucking epic a la Battlefield Earth otherwise) [5] baleeted
5) Note this delicious nugget of dialogue:
- SMUGFAG: Rupert Murdoch is all over this sweet, young, tight ass, yes indeed.
- BURGER KEANE: So what exactly is the Fox News going to be doing with you, bro?
- SMUGFAG: Yeah, well here's the deal: we already did a thing. You may not know this, but...
In conclusion - it's him. Amirite or amirite?
Videos
Goronchev is Moar Racist.
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Intellectual Checkmate is now a meme.
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HOLY SHIT! IT IS!
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@Smugfag...you have our attention.
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SNIGGITY SNAP
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Fgt is losing his hair lol.
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Dressed like a geisha (Moar liek GAY-sha, amirite?)
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34 on Smugfag
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Smugfag: Uses people like a condom.
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Supergay!
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The losing black piece fits him so well.
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Hitting on the ladies again with your A-Z scale huh?
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Photofunia's version of Smuggod.
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RESEMBLANCE.
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Sharing a dream
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Making shitty claims
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...Yep, he's straight.
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Not shooped.
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Balding Steroid Abuser ready for action.
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Jewtube finally got the message to him.
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Uses an ear syringe to douche santorum from his micropenis.
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Smugfag crying over a bodybuilding member trollin him over his dead mum. thread for extra lulz: http://tinyurl.com/7mvh8ed
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What he does before making videos.
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Keanu is always right.
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Goronchev has a dirty fetish.
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The ultimate retard battle has begun!
External Links
- Goronchev hater group
- Discord
- When it could be worse while acting smug, he joins this shit site where everyone acts like faggots on camera
- A account no really would care about anyway
- His new facebook to hide from himself again where he flexes his gay body Youtube new Main same old shit:BrawnyRonnie
He now resides in brett keane's rectum Beat up a guy yet not proven to be anonymous IRL, but only a lie to think he's bigger then 4chan We know he runs scared if someone pulled a knife at him, he's too busy trying to pwn a possible furry named benos on the interweb that no one really cares about DEAD- Goronchev's Twatter twatter that he updates for his stickam and other bullshit. He recently tried to protect his tweets, because of benos trolling his ass, yet, they can be still found by searching his name on the website.
- Tell how much you love his tiny penis, beware; this is all lies, as he has none.
- Smugfag's MySpace
Smugfag's OTHER MySpayceLol private- Goronchev's Tinycock After Stickam decided to an_hero, smugfag had to relocate to a smaller dick.
Smugfag's StickamStickam pwned themselves, now goronchev has to rebuild his e-peen once again.Smugfag's OTHER Stickam made to hide from anonSame as aboveSmugfag's 3rd Stickam profile made to hide from himselfNo more dickam!Smugfag's YouTubeSUSPENDED. FOR THE LULZ. Finally.Smugfag's OTHER YouTubeLol suspendedSpoof YouTube created by a /b/tardSuspendedSmugfag's LiveVideoDeadyourvision.magnify.net his failed video siteFailed site dead.- Gayspot LOL Invite only because benos' been taking down his failed videos.
[6][7][8] Smugfag declaring war on various chansZOMG Private? How are we going to stroke your e-peen now???- Smugfag on FOX11 NEWS He calls himself a 'victim'.
- Another possible socket account with stickam chats. Though, he cannot stick to many accounts already, that faggot
- http://gorenchev.blogspot.com A satirical blog created by Benos
- An anti-Goronchev Facebook group. Join for the lulz!
- Iliketofuckgoats Possible socket account with many of goronchev's old vids, just trying to be your average, everyday, white guy.
See lulzy background with a obsession with the goronchev and benos drama that still wages on once and awhile.
- Goronchev Pornolized If you want to see how gay goronchev can get while pornolized.
Facepunch account Possible account on facepunch/or hoping to troll his number 1 fan Benos by stalking him. There is proof of that in his exposing video.DEAD
See Also
- TheSockDetective
- MrFetch
- Unwarranted self-importance
- Internet tough guy
- Not Gay
- Lolcow
- Asking for it (is saying too little)
- GreenTeaGirlie
- Ugly
- Pedophile
- Failure
- Idiot
- Derek Smart
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