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[[Image:Sarah_archer.png|thumb|right|The one responsible for the torrent of horror you're about to witness]][[Image:Sarahchinstimpy.png|thumb|right]] | |||
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The most amazing thing about Sarah is that she has all the time in the world to draw all of this horrible [[shit]], meaning she's likely a | '''SarahChihuahua''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Sarah Archer'''), is a hard-to-miss [[Furry|toonophile]] who makes her home on about [[sock puppet|nine different accounts]] on DeviantART, each one filled to the brim with what could be considered crimes against humanity, or at least crimes against most people's childhoods. Every single one of her accounts exists solely to satisfy her various debauched [[Furry|toonophilic]] Mary-Sue needs, her [[Porn|interests]] varying anywhere from the Angry Beavers to [[DBZ]] to [[Invader Zim]] to Chowder to [[Adult Swim|Superjail!]] and most horrifyingly of all Ren & Stimpy. Despite the fact that their [[homosexuality]] was played for laughs in the cartoon and Ren was obviously the dirty abusive [[Mexican]] in the equation, Sarah is convinced that these two have a love so pure it is unfathomable to dirty heathens. The most amazing thing about Sarah is that she has all the time in the world to draw all of this horrible [[shit]], meaning she's likely a jobless, [[basement dwelling]] virgin. Evidence based on her Deviantart journals over the years would indicate that she has never worked or left home in all her 26 years. | ||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
[[Image:Ren_and_stimpy_lovings.png|right|thumb|"Ren and Stimpy doing what lovers do.^^ "]] | [[Image:Ren_and_stimpy_lovings.png|right|thumb|"Ren and Stimpy doing what lovers do.^^ "]] | ||
Little of Sarah's work consists of [[heterosexual]] content, as she's just too big a fan of [[gay|dick-in-butt]] action involving cherished cartoon icons. | Little of Sarah's work consists of [[heterosexual]] content, as she's just too big a fan of [[gay|dick-in-butt]] action involving cherished cartoon icons. Her porn was posted on a Tumblr account called Toon0phile(now deactivated). There you could see a dreadful hodgepodge of Spongebob and Patrick, Ren and Stimpy, Kaput and Zosky, and other innocent childhood characters doing the nasty. | ||
===Unoriginality=== | |||
She had about a million "original" characters that are an assortment of naked, multi-colored, gay animals, although it is mostly impossible to tell what kind of animal any of them are supposed to be. These characters can be seen on her Deviantart account called '''TheOriginalSkunky'''. Many of the female characters she draws are blatantly obvious self-inserts, as most of them include "Sarah" somewhere in their name. But at least it's slightly more creative than drawing a purple and pink female version of [[DBZ|Cell]] and naming it "Cella". Sarah also suffers some [[Unwarranted_self_importance|unwarranted self importance]] and believes everyone cares about her and her art. Every time she decides to quit a [[fandom]] forever she makes it sound like a tragedy that everyone involved mourns over. | |||
It's also notable that she doesn't take jokes very well and once, a long time ago on the interbutts, bawleeted everything and [[Waaaambulance|made a journal]] crying that [[truth|everyone hates her art]]. | |||
==Reaction to this article== | |||
When Sarah discovered her article on ED back in [[2008]], she wrote a journal entry about it, showing just how [[butthurt]] she truly was. In her journal, she threatened to break [[you|someone]]'s neck over the article, but of course, we all know that this is a complete empty threat, as she most likely doesn't have the strength or [[retard|mental capacity]] to do this to anybody. She also fails to realize that nobody gives a shit about her Easter holiday, or that she made a fruit salad for dinner. She cannot spell words correctly, and nor does she have the ability to write coherent, grammatically correct sentences that are separated with periods. Anyway, it is highly unlikely that anybody took her seriously at all, as this journal entry proved just how much of a [[lolcow]] she really is. | |||
<div align="center"><div style="width:50%; border:3px solid #92a399; padding:3px; background:#bac5ba; text-align:left; color:#2c3635; font-family:ms reference sans serif"> | |||
<div style="background:#92a399; padding:10px; font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:20pt; color:#2c3635; font-weight:bold">Non-Happy Fucking Easter!!!!! >:(</div> | |||
Journal Entry: Sunday, March 23rd, 2008, 4:32PM | |||
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For starters, before I go on to tell you about the bad news, here's some good news: my Easter was going swell so far I got an Easter basket from my mom and I made the fruit salad for Easter dinner and I had fun!<br><br> | |||
Now for the very bad and unforgivable horrible news.<br><br> | |||
Ok, so I logged onto Da today like I do everyday and I got a note so I went to go see what it was about I thought it was gonna be good when I read it I got a very shocking and very {{sic|unplesent|unpleasant}} surprise some ass hole is talking shit about me and my art work on encyclopediadramatica.com here's the link -> [link] | |||
and what I saw pissed me off more then anything in the world and I'm gonna sue this asshole for every penny for doing this to me he/She is making me look and sound like a monster I did nothing to this person and {{sic|thier|their}} treating me like crap I'm so mad right now I could hunt that person down and break his/her fucking neck. | |||
P.S. the link is kinda mature so if your under 18, I suggest that you don't look. (I don't wanna get in trouble) | |||
<div style="background:#afbcb0; padding:5px"><b>Mood:</b> Outraged</div> | |||
<div style="background:#bac5ba; padding:5px"><b>Reading:</b> Someone talking bullshit about me!!!</div> | |||
<div style="background:#afbcb0; padding:5px"><b>Watching:</b> Me breaking someone's FUCKING neck!!!</div> | |||
<div style="background:#bac5ba; padding:5px"><b>Drinking:</b> RootBeer</div> | |||
</div> | |||
</div> | |||
===The [[hugbox]] made of fantards that followed=== | |||
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|You'd think people would be able to come up with better things to do than spread bullshit about people they don't even know. Encyclopediadramatica should be policing this|crocfan20, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684766665 thinks ED should police lulz] [http://crocfan20.deviantart.com/art/Say-It-To-My-Face-80843740 she also made this wonderful fanart for us] | |||
|ED is just a site with a bunch of hypocritical bastards who claim that they can make a living from teasing innocent people. I'm [[typo|ashaimed]] of myself from getting a laugh from some of their articles and they've gone too far now. Whatever happens, I'll try my best to support you.|Dravonzi, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684776280 ED's funny but now that it's MY friend they've GONE TOO FAR!] | |||
|God!Some people are so Fucked up! ...they think they can beat up other people just beacuse they have no talent and you seriously have a talent so dont let him or she get to you ok!|X-xChIcKeNx-X, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684788220 thinks ED is more fucked up than Stimpy taking it in the ass] | |||
|Wow! That is wrong and I'm sorry this happened. Sorry to sound like this guy but it's really ronchy(If spelled right). It's great art work but very disturbing. Sorry, Hope this guy gets hit by a bus! Please don't fell bad but that is my opinion. I really do love your work and please don't be mad at me for saying that.|Snafuangel, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684804271 is very confused and thinks ED is ronchy] | |||
|I am already well aware of this site: "ED" as it is commonly called is a site used nothing more then for internet harassment, which is against the law. This site is already the subject of several harassment lawsuits as we speak, but none-of-the-less, you should go on with your own, as this will put the site under even more pressure then it already is under.|Snipermander, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684868457 attorney at e-law] | |||
|What exactly is encyclopedia dramatica?|SJ10, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17478489/684777070 needs to lurk moar].}} | |||
==Gallery of pain== | ==Gallery of pain== | ||
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</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Ren_and_stimpy_porn_color.png | Image:Ren_and_stimpy_porn_color.png | ||
Image:Sarahchihuahuaissorry.jpg | |||
Image:1186269744.sarahchihuahua_beaver_lust.jpg | |||
Image:Naughty_nerdlucketts.png | |||
Image:Sarahchihuahua_yessssssss.png|I'm pretty sure penises don't do that. | Image:Sarahchihuahua_yessssssss.png|I'm pretty sure penises don't do that. | ||
Image:1192862299.sarahchihuahua_what_are_yo_doing.jpg|"Ren Roughly Grabs My Breasts He's such A Naughty Little Chihuahua Ain't He" | Image:1192862299.sarahchihuahua_what_are_yo_doing.jpg|"Ren Roughly Grabs My Breasts He's such A Naughty Little Chihuahua Ain't He" | ||
Image:Wanna_Sip_Of_Me_by_Majin_Sarah_Buu.jpg|Her Majin Sue. | Image:Wanna_Sip_Of_Me_by_Majin_Sarah_Buu.jpg|Her Majin Sue. | ||
Image:Dbz_fanart_myeyes.jpg | Image:Dbz_fanart_myeyes.jpg | ||
Image:Hinokiiiii_by_SarahChihuahua_(Compressed).JPG|Her [[Invader Zim]] [[original character|fan character]] [[Fag|Hinoki]].</gallery> | Image:Hinokiiiii_by_SarahChihuahua_(Compressed).JPG|Her [[Invader Zim]] [[original character|fan character]] [[Fag|Hinoki]]. | ||
Image:Sarahbreadfuck.png | |||
Image:sarahfiveyearimprove.png|Her drawing skills do not improve. | |||
Image:Sarahrinbitch.png | |||
Image:Sarahhasnojob.png | |||
Image:Sarahandherminions.png|Minions all share the same goal - to serve the most despicable master around. | |||
Image:Sarahsexysimon.png | |||
Image:Sarahthreeway.png|Sarah's ultimate fantasy is to have a three way with Kaput and Zosky. | |||
Image:Sarahkinkybeavers.png|"I know they are brothers but I really don't care" | |||
Image:Sarahcaptainunderpants.png | |||
Image:sarahtwincest.png|"taking brotherly love to a whole new level" | |||
</gallery> | |||
|}} | |}} | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
* | *{{deviantart|Squillarah}} fanart | ||
*{{deviantart|TheOriginalSkunky}} original characters | |||
*{{furaffinity|SarahSkunky}} Her main FA account. | |||
*{{furaffinity|InvaderSarah}} Page for her Invader Zim-related art. | |||
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*{{deviantart|mooninitess}} An account not deactivated lol. | *{{deviantart|mooninitess}} An account not deactivated lol. | ||
*{{furaffinity|PerfectCellDoggie}} Page for her DBZ-related art. | *{{furaffinity|PerfectCellDoggie}} Page for her DBZ-related art. | ||
*{{ljuser|bonclay}} Too many websites. | *{{ljuser|bonclay}} Too many websites. | ||
*{{ljuser|sarah-rabbit}} | *{{ljuser|sarah-rabbit}} | ||
* | *https://discord.gg/5H7fNwwVaZ | ||
* | *https://inkbunny.net/SkunkySmutTastic | ||
{{DA}} | {{DA}} |
Latest revision as of 03:37, 5 November 2024
SarahChihuahua (Powerword: Sarah Archer), is a hard-to-miss toonophile who makes her home on about nine different accounts on DeviantART, each one filled to the brim with what could be considered crimes against humanity, or at least crimes against most people's childhoods. Every single one of her accounts exists solely to satisfy her various debauched toonophilic Mary-Sue needs, her interests varying anywhere from the Angry Beavers to DBZ to Invader Zim to Chowder to Superjail! and most horrifyingly of all Ren & Stimpy. Despite the fact that their homosexuality was played for laughs in the cartoon and Ren was obviously the dirty abusive Mexican in the equation, Sarah is convinced that these two have a love so pure it is unfathomable to dirty heathens. The most amazing thing about Sarah is that she has all the time in the world to draw all of this horrible shit, meaning she's likely a jobless, basement dwelling virgin. Evidence based on her Deviantart journals over the years would indicate that she has never worked or left home in all her 26 years.
Faggotry
Little of Sarah's work consists of heterosexual content, as she's just too big a fan of dick-in-butt action involving cherished cartoon icons. Her porn was posted on a Tumblr account called Toon0phile(now deactivated). There you could see a dreadful hodgepodge of Spongebob and Patrick, Ren and Stimpy, Kaput and Zosky, and other innocent childhood characters doing the nasty.
Unoriginality
She had about a million "original" characters that are an assortment of naked, multi-colored, gay animals, although it is mostly impossible to tell what kind of animal any of them are supposed to be. These characters can be seen on her Deviantart account called TheOriginalSkunky. Many of the female characters she draws are blatantly obvious self-inserts, as most of them include "Sarah" somewhere in their name. But at least it's slightly more creative than drawing a purple and pink female version of Cell and naming it "Cella". Sarah also suffers some unwarranted self importance and believes everyone cares about her and her art. Every time she decides to quit a fandom forever she makes it sound like a tragedy that everyone involved mourns over.
It's also notable that she doesn't take jokes very well and once, a long time ago on the interbutts, bawleeted everything and made a journal crying that everyone hates her art.
Reaction to this article
When Sarah discovered her article on ED back in 2008, she wrote a journal entry about it, showing just how butthurt she truly was. In her journal, she threatened to break someone's neck over the article, but of course, we all know that this is a complete empty threat, as she most likely doesn't have the strength or mental capacity to do this to anybody. She also fails to realize that nobody gives a shit about her Easter holiday, or that she made a fruit salad for dinner. She cannot spell words correctly, and nor does she have the ability to write coherent, grammatically correct sentences that are separated with periods. Anyway, it is highly unlikely that anybody took her seriously at all, as this journal entry proved just how much of a lolcow she really is.
Journal Entry: Sunday, March 23rd, 2008, 4:32PM
For starters, before I go on to tell you about the bad news, here's some good news: my Easter was going swell so far I got an Easter basket from my mom and I made the fruit salad for Easter dinner and I had fun!
Now for the very bad and unforgivable horrible news.
Ok, so I logged onto Da today like I do everyday and I got a note so I went to go see what it was about I thought it was gonna be good when I read it I got a very shocking and very unplesent [sic] surprise some ass hole is talking shit about me and my art work on encyclopediadramatica.com here's the link -> [link] and what I saw pissed me off more then anything in the world and I'm gonna sue this asshole for every penny for doing this to me he/She is making me look and sound like a monster I did nothing to this person and thier [sic] treating me like crap I'm so mad right now I could hunt that person down and break his/her fucking neck.
P.S. the link is kinda mature so if your under 18, I suggest that you don't look. (I don't wanna get in trouble)
The hugbox made of fantards that followed
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Gallery of pain
Most likely, butthurt.
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Squirrel Boy too?
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I'm pretty sure penises don't do that.
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"Ren Roughly Grabs My Breasts He's such A Naughty Little Chihuahua Ain't He"
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Her Majin Sue.
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Her drawing skills do not improve.
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Minions all share the same goal - to serve the most despicable master around.
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Sarah's ultimate fantasy is to have a three way with Kaput and Zosky.
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"I know they are brothers but I really don't care"
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"taking brotherly love to a whole new level"
Links
- Squillarah fanart
- TheOriginalSkunky original characters
- SarahSkunky Her main FA account.
- InvaderSarah Page for her Invader Zim-related art.
- mooninitess An account not deactivated lol.
- PerfectCellDoggie Page for her DBZ-related art.
- bonclay Too many websites.
- sarah-rabbit
- https://discord.gg/5H7fNwwVaZ
- https://inkbunny.net/SkunkySmutTastic
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