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HOLY SHIT JAKE ACTUALLY MANAGES TO ADOPT ERIKA AND RESISTS THE URGE TO RAPE HER!!!1

Blindmute Loli is a story about a guy who runs into a blind, mute runaway orphan and the hardships he goes through in his life. The authenticity of this story is impossible to know, but read it yourself and you'll see why it has a devoted following.

Summary

WRITE YOUR OWN SUMMARY DAMNIT!

Characters

Main Cast	Secondary Cast	The Wall Familiy	Melinda's Family	Jake's Familiy	Erika's Familiy	LOLWUT Cast
[-WTF? WHO ELSE MATTERS??]	[WHO?+]	[WHITE PEOPLE!+]	[REDNECKS I RECKON!+]	[LOL BANNED+]	[LOL DEAD+]	[WTF??? YOU HIGH?+]

Main Cast

Secondary Cast

Megan - Her slutty behavior posed Jake with his ultimate dilemma: Jailbait Secks or Loli Adoption? That is the question!
Landlord - Husband of Cheryl. Responsible for 9/11. Also the first funeral Erika attended was his (I GUESS HAVING YOUR MUM DIE GRUESOME DEATH DOESN'T COUNT, AMIRITE?!). And yes dumbass, he's dead. A cookie for you.
Boss - Known only for dealing fairly with Jake and Megan's ~~relationship~~ SECKS PARTEE!
Cheryl - Mary Sue of this whole story. She had style, looks, a jewish husband (on whose grave she got to dance) and cancer. What more could someone ask from life?
Gloria - A "Do not feed patients!" sign around her neck would be appropriate.
Ryan - A challenger appears! When Jake, due to his tardy ways almost lost Erika's custody, Rya was here to take his place. And instead of loli huggings and alike he presented Erika with regular beatings. Also has a girlfriend who also occasionally falls over. Bitchez... what can you do?
Mark - Sharon's MAN! Likes to make fun of blindmute lolis and blindmute loli guys. Also has a crazy ass mom.

The Wall Family

James Wall - Also known as Jimaroonie and later on as The Procrastinator. Made beibiez with Sharon (oh noes!)
Cynthia - Business oriented wymyn. And, of course, as such she is strong, independent and being cheated on.
Eric - Where do we begin? A pedophile, a feet fetishist (hence the link next to his name, dummy), a white privileged middle class teenager and worst of all: A FUCKING EMO!
Melanie - Aged 12 and horny for some protagonist meat.
Amelia - Just your generic loli. You'll see a lot of those here. Not to be confuzeled with Jake's sister.

Melinda's Family

	“	Now in Ohio you can run into some pretty southerny people, but these were authentic church every Sunday the Civil War isn't over southerners.	„
	—Any more "southerny" and they'd be eating penguins.

Melinda's Dad - REDNECK REDNECK REDNECK REDNECK REDNECK REDNECK
Melinda's Mom - DEAD DEAD LOL AWKWARD DEAD DEAD
Melinda's Sister - FAT FAT JESUS FAT FAT FAT
Melinda's Niece (haz a name) - I WET MAH PANTS! (also fierce loli rivalry)
Assorted bastard offspring that came out of the cuntdumpster that is Melinda's sister

Jake's Family

Jake's Parents - Despite having an ED, they managed to bring three children into this world, with a 1/2 ratio of being successful/reatard (close, but no cigar). Also their view on solving problems with their children is kicking them out of the house.
Amelia - Like Opera users she is a scoffing, condescending wymyn with an Internet Degree. "The success of the family" (sorry, blindmute loli raep not included =3). Not to be confused with... who was it again?
Emily - Because of her, Jake will never become a president. =(

Erika's Family

	“	Do you think daddy is a bad person? You know it wouldn't have happened if mommy didn't make daddy mad.	„
	—The Benevolent Patriarch

Erika's Mom - She made daddy mad. Nuff said.
Erika's Dad - Kinda like Chris Brown, except he is into IRL perma-banning and, surprisingly, not a black person. Probably azn though, so there you go. Oh, those silly gooks!
Erika's Sister - She was mentioned only once. She was even lolier than Erika before her untimely death, allegedly in an accident.

LOLWUT Cast

Kaji - A morbidly obese dog named after an Evangelion character. Also like taking "green sickly looking shit". We shit you not.
Senor - When buying a dildo for your girlfriend, what do you do? That's right, you're a smart nigger and you buy a fleshlight. That's called thinking ahead, kidz!
The Lamp - The promoter of drama, the bringer of lulz, this single object helped our uncanny protagonist screw his life in the most various of ways.
Mark's Mother - A lulzy drama-generating old person.
Bill Cosby Double - A black dude who was later revealed to have almost been the one to help Erika. He is a black person. Being paired up with objects, the barely living and animals doesn't really help either. Also NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Story

The story is divided into chapters by months, so that your ghetto modem could handle this and that you wouldn't suffocate from all the win at once (and what a great loss to this site it would be) and also because this shit was lazily ripped from Shii's site word by word.

June 2007 - What is a man? Our protagonists meets loli, feeds her pizza, buys her clothes, almost gets laid and commits murder. Ends with a cliffhanger (hint, hint: the murder part). Oh the suspense!
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
September 2008 - ~~Taking place several months after the last entry (March is not followed by September, dumbass) it gives conclusion to the story.~~ GET TO THE LOLI FAGGOT!!!

External Links

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 '''Blindmute Loli''' is a story about a guy who runs into a blind, mute runaway orphan and the hardships he goes through in his life. The authenticity of this story is impossible to know, but read it yourself and you'll see why it has a devoted following.
-==Summary==
+== Summary ==
 WRITE YOUR OWN SUMMARY DAMNIT!
-[[Image:BlindmuteLoli.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Weeaboo|Artist]]'s rendition of [[Loli|Erika]]]]
-==Characters==
+[[Image:BlindmuteLoli.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Weeaboo|Artist]]'s rendition of [[Loli|Erika]]]]
+== Characters ==
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 |Main Cast
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 |LOLWUT Cast
 |-
-|'''<span class="co;[-];[WTF? WHO ELSE MATTERS??];1;main"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-main showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">WTF? WHO ELSE MATTERS??</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[WHO?];[+];0;secn"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-secn showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">WHO?</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[WHITE PEOPLE!];[+];0;wall"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-wall showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">WHITE PEOPLE!</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[REDNECKS I RECKON!];[+];0;redn"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-redn showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">REDNECKS I RECKON!</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[LOL BANNED];[+];0;jake"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-jake showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">LOL BANNED</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[LOL DEAD];[+];0;loli"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-loli showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">LOL DEAD</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
-|'''<span class="co;[WTF??? YOU HIGH?];[+];0;lulz"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-lulz showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">WTF??? YOU HIGH?</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
 |}
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+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-main" class="mw-collapsible">
 ===Main Cast===
 *[[Anon|Jake]]
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 *[[Bureaucratic Fuck|Sharon]]
 </div>
-<div class="secn">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-secn" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===Secondary Cast===
 *[[Jailbait|Megan]] - Her slutty behavior posed Jake with his ultimate dilemma: Jailbait Secks or Loli Adoption? That is the question!
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 *[[Troll|Cheryl]] - Mary Sue of this whole story. She had [[Cracker|style]], [[Fat|looks]], a jewish husband (on whose grave she got to dance) and [[cancer]]. What more could someone ask from life?
 *[[Batshit insane|Gloria]] - A "Do not feed patients!" sign around her neck would be appropriate.
-*[[Domestic violence|Ryan]] - [[A challenger appears]]! When Jake, due to his tardy ways almost lost Erika's custody, Rya was here to take his place. <s>And instead of loli huggings and alike he presented Erika with regular beatings</s> He made her trip ONCE. Kidz fall on their asses all the time, amirite? Also has a girlfriend who also occasionally falls over. Bitchez... what can you do?
+*[[Domestic violence|Ryan]] - [[A challenger appears]]! When Jake, due to his tardy ways almost lost Erika's custody, Rya was here to take his place. And instead of loli huggings and alike he presented Erika with regular beatings. Also has a girlfriend who also occasionally falls over. Bitchez... what can you do?
 *[[Douchebag|Mark]] - Sharon's MAN! Likes to make fun of blindmute lolis and blindmute loli guys. Also has a crazy ass mom.
 </div>
-<div class="wall">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-wall" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===The Wall Family===
 *[[White People: THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE PLANET|James Wall]] - Also known as Jimaroonie and later on as The Procrastinator. Made beibiez with Sharon (oh noes!)
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 *[[Loli|Amelia]] - Just your generic loli. You'll see a lot of those here. Not to be confuzeled with Jake's sister.
 </div>
-<div class="redn">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-redn" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===Melinda's Family===
 {{quote|Now in Ohio you can run into some pretty southerny people, but these were authentic church every Sunday the Civil War isn't over southerners.|[[Blindmute_Loli/December_2007#Thread 57 – Day 188|Any more "southerny" and they'd be eating penguins.]]}}
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 *[[Abortion|Assorted bastard offspring that came out of the cuntdumpster that is Melinda's sister]]
 </div>
-<div class="jake">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-jake" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===Jake's Family===
 *[[BitingBeaver|Jake's Parents]] - Despite having an ED, they managed to bring three children into this world, with a 1/2 ratio of being successful/reatard (close, but no cigar). Also their view on solving problems with their children is kicking them out of the house.
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 *[[Incest|Emily]] - Because of her, Jake will never become a president. =(
 </div>
-<div class="loli">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-loli" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===Erika's Family===
 {{quote|Do you think daddy is a bad person? You know it wouldn't have happened if mommy didn't make daddy mad.|[[Blindmute_Loli/December_2007#Post_3|The Benevolent Patriarch]]}}
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 *[[Loli|Erika's Sister]] - She was mentioned only [[Blindmute_Loli_(June_2007)#Post_3|once]]. She was even lolier than Erika before her untimely death, allegedly in an [[W|accident]].
 </div>
-<div class="lulz">
+<div id="mw-customcollapsible-lulz" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 ===LOLWUT Cast===
 *[[Curtains|Kaji]] - A morbidly obese dog named after an Evangelion character. Also like taking "green sickly looking shit". [[Pun|We shit you not]].
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 </div>
 <div style="clear:left"></div>
-==Story==
+== Story ==
 The story is divided into chapters by months, so that your ghetto modem could handle this and that you wouldn't suffocate from all the [[win]] at once (and what a [[And nothing of value was lost|great loss]] to this site it would be) and also because this shit was lazily ripped from [[Shii]]'s site [[Copypasta|word by word]].
-*[[Blindmute Loli/June 2007|June 2007]] - What is a man? Our protagonists meets loli, feeds her pizza, buys her clothes, almost gets laid and commits murder. Ends with a cliffhanger (hint, hint: the murder part). Oh the suspense!
+* [[Blindmute Loli/June 2007|June 2007]] - What is a man? Our protagonists meets loli, feeds her pizza, buys her clothes, almost gets laid and commits murder. Ends with a cliffhanger (hint, hint: the murder part). Oh the suspense!
-*[[Blindmute Loli/July 2007|July 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/July 2007|July 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/August 2007|August 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/August 2007|August 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2007|September 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/September 2007|September 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/October 2007|October 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/October 2007|October 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/November 2007|November 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/November 2007|November 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/December 2007|December 2007]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/December 2007|December 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/January 2008|January 2008]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/January 2008|January 2008]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/February 2008|February 2008]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/February 2008|February 2008]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/March 2008|March 2008]]
+* [[Blindmute Loli/March 2008|March 2008]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2008|September 2008]] - <s>Taking place several months after the last entry (March is not followed by September, dumbass) it gives conclusion to the story.</s> GET TO THE LOLI FAGGOT!!!
+* [[Blindmute Loli/September 2008|September 2008]] - <s>Taking place several months after the last entry (March is not followed by September, dumbass) it gives conclusion to the story.</s> GET TO THE LOLI FAGGOT!!!
+== See Also ==
+[[Image:Lolita Slave Toy by Pussymonster.jpg|thumb|[[Sick fuck|One possible outcome of the story]]]]
+* [[Copypasta]]
+* [[Creepypasta]]
+* [[Loli]]
+* [[Pedophilia]]
+* [[Child abuse]]
+== External Links ==
+* [https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Blindmute-Loli The Bibliotheca Anonoma's Copy of Blindmute Loli]
+* <s>[http://shii.org/knows/Blindmute_Loli Shii's archive of Blindmute Loli]</s>
+* [http://archive.fo/iTJjZ Copypasta of Blindmute Loli on /i/nsurgency W/i/ki]
+* [http://blindmuteloli.blogspot.com Blindmute Loli Mirror Blog]
+* [http://classic-web.archive.org/web/20080413185332/www.wikichan.org/index.php/Main_Page The Web Archive's capture of Wikichan]
-==External Links==
-*[https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Blindmute-Loli The Bibliotheca Anonoma's Copy of Blindmute Loli]
-*<s>[http://shii.org/knows/Blindmute_Loli Shii's archive of Blindmute Loli]</s>
-*[http://partyvan.info/wiki/The_Book_of_Anon/The_Book_of_Loli Copypasta of Blindmute Loli on /i/nsurgency W/i/ki]
-*[http://blindmuteloli.blogspot.com Blindmute Loli Mirror Blog]
-*[http://classic-web.archive.org/web/20080413185332/www.wikichan.org/index.php/Main_Page The Web Archive's capture of Wikichan]
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 {{memes}}
 {{chans}}
-[[Category:Wikichan]][[Category:Copypasta]]
+[[Category:Wikichan]]
+[[Category:Copypasta]]
+[[Category:Loli]]

Blindmute Loli: Difference between revisions

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