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moved Bread to Bread/old: the article was originally about the bread meme, and i dont know this was fucked up and got so far away from that but ill be returning it to the main subject
 
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'''See [[Bread/old]] for the imaginary meme version of this article.'''
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Bread is a gift from the gods to us, it makes every person in the world satisfied after eating it (even [[hambeast|fatties]]). It is widely known that bread has nutrients that can help you to grow [[Diabeetus|healthy]], it's also known that bread cured many [[basement dwellers|people]] of their faggotry, thus bread is our savior and we should obey and respect the bread.
 
[[File:what does the internet think about bread.png|200px|right|thumb|It's not a surprise that many people like bread]]
[[File:Offended15.jpg|thumb|right|180px|One of the more nutritious types of bread.]]
== Bread addition ==
There are many things you can put on bread to make your life even better.
[[Image:This is bread.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Very true.]]
*Butter: Adding butter to bread will make your bread even more slippery and delicious, as you eat it you can sense the fluid of the food entering through your stomach.
*Peanut Butter: Difference between the previous one? You can eat the delicious peanut butter instead of plain butter, you will love this lovely addition to food.
*Jam: There are many types of jam but they all have one thing in common, they are great with bread.
*Nuts: As you eat the bread the crunchy taste of the nuts will come to mix the taste of this holy food.
 
== Gallery of Toast ==
 
{{cg|MMMmmmm bread|breadgallery|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:bread with butter.jpg|That buttery taste.
Image:bread with jam.jpg
Image:bread with nuts.jpg|How crunchy.
Image:Furry toast.jpg|Toast fursona
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:bread with peanut butter.jpg
Image:shut up and dance toast.jpg|Do it!
Image:dancing bread.jpg
Image:I want you inside me toast.png|Who wouldn't?
Image:bread bomb.jpg
Image:guitar bread.png|The most professional guitarists wanted to get their hands on this bread guitar.
Image:spider bread.jpg|Ohhhh look at that cute spider bread.
Image:toastthrower.jpg|The brand new military weapon.
Image:bread shoes.jpg
Image:Bread_loaves_in_toilt.jpg|People become unruly and violent over wasted bread.
Image:Toaster_porn.jpg
File:BreadSquared.jpg
File:Div 303.jpg
File:British bread month.png
File:Toast123.jpg
File:Toast.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
== Videos of bread ==
 
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;Bitches love toast.
|<youtube>GWOJovFzWfw</youtube>
;How to make your very own bread.
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;Bread can also help you against road rage.
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==See also==
*[[An Toaster]]
*[[Dancing Sandwich]]
*[[Sammich]]
*[[User:Milwin|Milwin]]
 
==External links==
 
* [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/27/fight-on-uk-train-after-people-kept-placing-bagels-on-travellers-heads Impromptu bagel fanaticism outbreak prompts police warning]
 
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See Bread/old for the imaginary meme version of this article.


Bread is a gift from the gods to us, it makes every person in the world satisfied after eating it (even fatties). It is widely known that bread has nutrients that can help you to grow healthy, it's also known that bread cured many people of their faggotry, thus bread is our savior and we should obey and respect the bread.

It's not a surprise that many people like bread
One of the more nutritious types of bread.

Bread addition

There are many things you can put on bread to make your life even better.

Very true.
  • Butter: Adding butter to bread will make your bread even more slippery and delicious, as you eat it you can sense the fluid of the food entering through your stomach.
  • Peanut Butter: Difference between the previous one? You can eat the delicious peanut butter instead of plain butter, you will love this lovely addition to food.
  • Jam: There are many types of jam but they all have one thing in common, they are great with bread.
  • Nuts: As you eat the bread the crunchy taste of the nuts will come to mix the taste of this holy food.
MMMmmmm bread About missing Pics
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Videos of bread

Bitches love toast.
How to make your very own bread.
Bread can also help you against road rage.

See also

Bread
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