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[[File:Martelli.jpg|thumb|right|The badassery is [[Over 9000]].]]
[[File:JMcock.jpg|thumb|right|Dude posted his cock online, We found it]]




Joseph Martelli is a [[Faggot|badass]] who posts his [[No|amazing]] Jezus videos on [[Youtube|Jewtube]]. He [[masturbates|preaches]] about [[lulz|how you is going to hell]] for being [[gay]], even though he has [[hypocrite|admitted to have been gay several times]] in his [[shit|videos]]. He [[lie|denies]] that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's [[bullshit|word]].
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God Bless new york?
'''Joseph Martelli''' is the king of YouTube and has punked 200 Drunks at one time.  Someone keeps using some random person picture as Joseph Martelli when it's not him.  Apparently Joseph Martelli has had plenty of stalkers since 200 degenerates couldn't get off his cock.  Joseph Martelli has not been on YouTube in a month because the internet is full of degenerates. 
==Humble Beginnings==


Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won ]] the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.


==Who is this [[faggot|Holy Warrior]]?==
=="Bible Badass" in his Prime==


Joseph is a middle-aged man who goes to street corners and preaches the [[hitler|Lord's]] [[harry Potter|word]] to evil fornicators such as [[not|innocent]] pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive [[cock|bike]].
Joseph [[Fag]]telli's videos didn't get [[none|much]] views until [[MrRepzion|Repzion]] shat out a video response to him, at which point his video gained about [[over 9000|20,000 views]] proving that the [[death|future of the human race]] is certain. Otherwise the rest of his videos, have, at maximum, [[fail|100 views]].


==The Bible Badass in his Prime==
==Joseph Today==
 
Joseph [[Fag]]telli's videos didn't get [[none|much]] views until [[MrRepzion|MrRepFag]] made a video response to him, at which time his video got about [[over 9000|20,000 views]] proving the [[death|future of the human race]]. His video views fell down faster than a [[you|fat guy at a marathon]], but because Joseph is a [[dumbass|badass]] he keeps making videos, with, at maximum, [[fail|100 views]].
 
==The Supreme Badass Today==


Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]].
Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]].
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==Joseph's Last Card==
==Joseph's Last Card==


Joseph has recently started fucking with a [[dumbass|badass]] called Casio Dark Moon(AKA [[robert casio]]) who dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started [[desperate|posting his personal information all over]] [[Youtube]]. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all [[kill|worship]] this [[asspie|prophet]] or [[nothing|'''everything''']] bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCravYcv6C0CopL2ukVzhzNw jacklyn glenn] in a video] about her video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eytsb1RoWJ8 Christian Sex Hotline] and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like [[faggots|Burger King's gay pride burger]] or the [[fact|alleged killing of christians in North Korea]] a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon.  Joseph will [[whore|do or say anything]] to stay relevant on [[youtube|Jewtube]].
Joseph has recently started fucking with a [[dumbass|badass]] called Casio Dark Moon (AKA [[Robert casio]]) who madee response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started [[desperate|posting his dox on]] [[Youtube]]. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all [[kill|worship]] this [[asspie|prophet]] or [[nothing|everything]] bad will happen to you. Joseph also tried to attack [[TheAmazingAtheist/NotProductive#JaclynGlenn|Jaclyn Glenn]] in a video about her video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eytsb1RoWJ8 Christian Sex Hotline] and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like [[faggots|Burger King's gay pride burger]] or the [[fact|alleged killing of christians in North Korea]] a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon.  Joseph will [[whore|do or say anything]] to stay relevant on [[youtube|Jewtube]]. In 2014 his channel was deleted by Youtube for "hate speech", he made another one failing to regain even the minor audience he had in the first place.
in 2014 his youtube page was deleted by youtube for hate speech.
he started a new page but it is not as popular as his first one.


==Reaction to Article==
==Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants==
[[File:Mqdefault.jpg|200px|thumb|left| Yo, Jebus gives me gas money yo]]
on july 20th at 1:00 A.M (E.S.T) Joseph responded to being posted on [[encyclopedia dramatica]]  in the video he says jebus gave him gas money.


Wow, 3.83 for unleaded gas, Jebus is Mr.Money bags just giving away money to fill peoples tanks.
Joseph has now started [[stalking] The Drunken Peasants and even came to their city to attend their meet up and [[Coward|make a point]]
Wonder who Jebus killed or let die in a war to get that gas from a third world country?
He's currently eating pizza and jacking off in a Super 8 because he's a [[Virgin|tough guy]] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GByP-sutAmk&ab_channel=DrunkenPeasants totally didn't get his ass handed to him]


who "Had" to die for you to put a tiger in your tank.
==Quotes==
whose blood is on your hands?
whose?
why?
WHY DON"T JEBUS STOP THE KILLING?


Joseph Martelli runs your brain


"Ask yourself, "Why doesn't that soldier care who he kills?"
==External Links==
"Would it matter if the bullet went through my son head?
If it was his blood spilling on the kitchen floor
If it was his blood, Joseph, would you care a little more?"


Update:
On 12/4/2015 Joseph made videos as a response to this Article calling us names.
"criminals, morons and atheists" and so on.
More than one person has worked on this page.
He should be thankful we are giving him a place to speak.


All i gotta say is... Joseph, Check your thetans
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0d_1417329819&use_old_player=0 The video that gave him very minor notoriety.]
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=031_1423520407 A 2nd video on liveleak]
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1435376601 3rd]


== why i am not linking to his videos ==


I am not going to promote his hate videos here feel free to search for him yourself on youtube
== I found some of his videos on Liveleak and dailymotion ==
(i tried to embed them)
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this is the video that made him a star: 
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0d_1417329819&use_old_player=0
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And here is some others:<BR>
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=031_1423520407<br>
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1435376601<BR>
Here is some of his videos on dailymotion: <BR>
http://www.dailymotion.com/toolinnfn
==Quotes==
{{quote|Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. '''Your''' just a troll.|Joseph the Bible Badass}}
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*[http://www.gay.com/view-profile/biblebadass His dating profile] '''[[fake|may or may not]]''' be real.
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Latest revision as of 00:16, 2 December 2018



Joseph Martelli is the king of YouTube and has punked 200 Drunks at one time. Someone keeps using some random person picture as Joseph Martelli when it's not him. Apparently Joseph Martelli has had plenty of stalkers since 200 degenerates couldn't get off his cock. Joseph Martelli has not been on YouTube in a month because the internet is full of degenerates.


"Bible Badass" in his Prime

Joseph Fagtelli's videos didn't get much views until Repzion shat out a video response to him, at which point his video gained about 20,000 views proving that the future of the human race is certain. Otherwise the rest of his videos, have, at maximum, 100 views.

Joseph Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Joseph's Last Card

Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon (AKA Robert casio) who madee response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his dox on Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph also tried to attack Jaclyn Glenn in a video about her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube. In 2014 his channel was deleted by Youtube for "hate speech", he made another one failing to regain even the minor audience he had in the first place.

Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants

Joseph has now started [[stalking] The Drunken Peasants and even came to their city to attend their meet up and make a point He's currently eating pizza and jacking off in a Super 8 because he's a tough guy and totally didn't get his ass handed to him

Quotes

Joseph Martelli runs your brain


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