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[[Image:Internetdisease.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Internet Disease.]]
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[[Image:Internetdiseasetypes.jpg|thumb|Internet disease manifests itself in different symptoms.]]


[[Image:Internetdiseasetypes.jpg|thumb|right|Internet disease manifests itself in different symptoms.]]
'''Internet Disease''' (AKA '''[[Funny|Instagram Voodoo]]''' or '''[[Unfunny|The Angles]]''') means displaying old, faded, blurred or otherwise non-descript photographs of oneself, taken with bad lighting and at awkward angles, on the [[Internets]] in order to make you appear more attractive to people online than you are [[IRL]]. Internet disease was invented in 1998 by Natsuki, a [[Japanese|reverse weeaboo]] living in Michigan at the time.


A.K.A. "[[funny|MySpace Voodoo]]" or "[[unfunny|The Angles]]", Internet Disease means displaying old, faded, blurred or otherwise non-descript photographs of oneself, taken with bad lighting and at awkward angles, on the [[Internets]] in order to make you appear more attractive to people online than you are [[IRL]]. Internet disease was invented in 1998 by Natsuki, a [[Japanese|reverse weeaboo]] living in Michigan at the time.
== How Internet Disease Works ==


==How Internet Disease Works==
An internet diseased photo is taken with the subject standing at an angle, thereby hiding his or her obesity, bald spot, scars, etc. Also the contrast of the photo is increased [[drama]]tically in order to obscure unattractive facial features, like acne and [[Chin-chan|the chin]].  
An internet diseased photo is taken with the subject standing at an angle, thereby hiding his or her obesity. Also the contrast of the photo is increased [[drama]]tically in order to obscure unattractive facial features, like acne and [[Chin-chan|the chin]].  


By using such techniques, which are dealt with in greater detail below, individuals afflicted with the Internet disease are able to conceal the fact that they are an unattractive person, and instead become a figure envied by others. In a desperate attempt to look like the victims of Internet disease, admirers use the very same techniques as the admiree(s), thus further propagating the disease.  
By using such [[Witchcraft|techniques]], which are elucidated in greater detail below, individuals afflicted with the Internet disease are able to conceal the fact that they are an unattractive person, and instead become a figure envied (or, at least, not reviled) by others. In a desperate attempt to look like the victims of Internet disease, admirers use the very same techniques as the admiree(s), thus further propagating the disease.  


In 2004, the World Health Organization released statistics showing that [[over 9,000]] teenage girls in the United States alone suffer from Internet disease (ID), over half of which have led to disappointing meetings with [[IRC]] and [[AOL]] boys. The paper also claimed that ID is especially dangerous because desperate men far too often end up having unprotected sex with female ID sufferers anyway, leading to the birth of many ID inherent babies, causing the problem to live on. The WHO has suggested the immediate use of condoms and sterility surgery for all men on the [[Internets]], as well as fallopian-tying for all ID female sufferers.
In 2004, the World Health Organization released statistics showing that [[over 9,000]] teenage girls in the United States alone suffer from Internet disease (ID), over half of which have led to disappointing meetings with [[IRC]] and [[AOL]] boys. The paper also claimed that ID is especially dangerous because desperate men far too often end up having unprotected sex with female ID sufferers anyway, leading to the birth of many ID-exposed babies, causing the problem to perpetuate. The WHO has emphatically recommended the immediate use of condoms and vasectomies for all men on the [[Internets]], as well as fallopian-tying for all ID female sufferers.


==Techniques==
== Techniques ==
*[[Fat girl angle shot]]
**135° Birds-eye
**180° Overhead
*[[High contrast]]
**Over-saturation
**Over-contrast / brightness
*[[Low contrast]]
**Sepia tone (hide [[acne]])
**Black and White (hide everything)
*[[Photomanip]]
*[[Misleading thumbnail]]
*[[Sex by association]]
*[[Chinstrap]]
*Old Pics
*If all else fails: [[Lens flare]]


[[Image:Mongoloidboyfriend.jpeg|thumb|right|Victim of internet disease and her mongoloid boyfriend.]]
* [[Fat girl angle shot]]
** 135° Birds-eye
** 180° Overhead
* [[High contrast]]
** Over-saturation
** Over-contrast / brightness
* [[Low contrast]]
** Sepia tone (hide [[acne]])
** Black and White (hide everything)
* [[Photomanip]]
* [[Misleading thumbnail]]
* [[Sex by association]]
* [[Chinstrap]]
* Old Pics
* If all else fails: [[Lens flare]]


== Gallery ==


{{cg|Gallery of Disease|poopandpee|center|<gallery>
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Image:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|[[Girlvinyl|Some people]] need to lay the internet disease on pretty thick.
File:Lincoln evil gun.gif|When [[Abraham Lincoln]] posed for photos he would turn his head to the right to hide the fact that the left side of his face was smaller than the right side.[http://www.lincolnportrait.com/common_sense_facial_asymm.html]
Image:Hidethatacne.jpg|[[High Contrast]] example #1.
File:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|[[Girlvinyl|Some people]] need to lay the internet disease on pretty thick.
Image:Cookie_by_liart66.jpg| Internet disease can also be used to cover up genital herpes.
File:Hidethatacne.jpg|[[High Contrast]] example #1.
Image:Idnatsuki.jpg|Natsuki, creator of Internet Disease, c. 1998.
File:Cookie_by_liart66.jpg| Internet disease can also be used to cover up genital herpes.
Image:Internet_disease.jpeg|[[Andrewpants]] showing off Internet disease skills.
File:Idnatsuki.jpg|Natsuki, creator of Internet Disease, c. 1998.
Image:heppylongstocking2.jpg|[[Hep]] showing off non-sufficient internet disease skillz.
File:Internet_disease.jpeg|[[Andrewpants]] showing off Internet disease skills.
Image:Hypnox.jpg|[[Hypnox]] showing off sufficient internet disease skillz.
File:heppylongstocking2.jpg|[[Hep]] showing off non-sufficient internet disease skillz.
Image:Fat.jpg|[[Bullshit|And you'd never know the difference.]]
File:Hypnox.jpg|[[Hypnox]] showing off sufficient internet disease skillz.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:RJMitchell-internet-disease.jpg|R. J. Mitchell, designer of the Supermarine Spitfire, showing off his supreme anachronistic internet disease skillz.
File:Fat.jpg|[[Bullshit|And you'd never know the difference.]]
Image:AllAges-internet-disease.jpg|Internet Disease afflicts all age groups. This lady is 61 years old, but the shoddy webcam blurs the wrinkles of time quite nicely.
File:RJMitchell-internet-disease.jpg|R. J. Mitchell, designer of the Supermarine Spitfire, showing off his supreme anachronistic internet disease skillz.
Image:Whodamnfugly.jpg|Myspace angles cannot cure skank. Nor can they hide your acne.
File:AllAges-internet-disease.jpg|Internet Disease afflicts all age groups. This lady is 61 years old, but the shoddy webcam blurs the wrinkles of time quite nicely.
Image:Uglygirl.jpg|There is not enough Internet Disease in the world to help [[Chin-chan]].
File:Uglygirl.jpg|There is not enough Internet Disease in the world to help [[Chin-chan]].
Image:corinhughes.jpg|Typical poser emo/scene kid who tries to cover up her epic fail of a self haircut.  
File:corinhughes.jpg|Typical poser emo/scene kid who tries to cover up her epic fail of a self haircut.  
Image:Gaiaretard.jpg|Extreme angle shots to the point where your face is completely obscured gets you lots of compliments on the internet.
File:Gaiaretard.jpg|Extreme angle shots to the point where your face is completely obscured gets you lots of compliments on the internet.
Image:Fatty.JPG|Internet disease can only cover up so much, after that it's up to you to hit the treadmill.
File:Fatty.JPG|Internet disease can only cover up so much, after that it's up to you to hit the treadmill.
Image:Missaveline2.jpg|High contrast and she still [[an hero|killed herself]].
File:Missaveline2.jpg|High contrast and she still [[an hero|killed herself]].
Image:Wacky_camera_girl.jpg|This is what happens when you are desperate for a MySpace photo. She will probably get screwed by every boy in America before she's 16.
File:Wacky_camera_girl.jpg|This is what happens when you are desperate for a MySpace photo. She will probably get screwed by every boy in America before she's 16.
Image:m_6c334eaebebbcd720a22a194d88a88f8.jpg|sweetthang103 is employing use of high contrast and 'please think I'm thin' upper angle disguise shot.
File:m_6c334eaebebbcd720a22a194d88a88f8.jpg|sweetthang103 is employing use of high contrast and 'please think I'm thin' upper angle disguise shot.
Image:AWB_Internet_Disease.jpg|A rebel who's too cool to care.
File:AWB_Internet_Disease.jpg|A rebel who's too cool to care.
Image:Flashfail.jpg|She's got all the symptoms: shitty [[emo]] hair, shitty webcam picture and excess brightness.
File:InterDdoingitdesk.jpg|The too Jew for a mirror effect.
Image:InterDdoingitdesk.jpg|The too Jew for a mirror effect.
File:Internet-disease.jpg|Also an [[whore]].
Image:Internet-disease.jpg|Also an [[whore]].
File:Don fad id.jpg|Symptoms can show themselves at an early age.
Image:Don fad id.jpg|Symptoms can show themselves at an early age.
File:Lustifera_photoshop.jpg|[[Lulz]] ensue when a before & after can be found.
Image:Lustifera_photoshop.jpg|[[Lulz]] ensue when a before & after can be found.
File:Internet_disease_jailbait02.jpg|More internet disease and jailbait.
Image:Internet_disease_jailbait02.jpg|More internet disease and jailbait.
File:uglybitchfishface.jpg|Someone ugly attempting to look beautiful.
Image:uglybitchfishface.jpg|Someone ugly attempting to look beautiful.
File:Koko.JPG|[[Doing it wrong|YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!]]
Image:Koko.JPG|[[Doing it wrong|YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!]]
File:Noobnd6.jpg|He did it wrong.
Image:Alison_Cassidy.jpg|[[Alison]]
File:Slutwithinternetdisease.jpg|Look at her, [[Whore|trying to fool us into thinking she's hot]].
Image:Noobnd6.jpg|He did it wrong.
File:Whatinjesus.jpg|Is that a funhouse mirror?
Image:Whatinjesus.jpg|Is that a funhouse mirror?
File:Ryanramoneshirtless.jpg|[[fag|Does this need a caption?]]
Image:Ryanramoneshirtless.jpg|[[fag|Does this need a caption?]]
File:Charla-Andrus.jpg|[[Attention_Whore|This can kill your career.]]
Image:Charla-Andrus.jpg|[[Attention_Whore|This can kill your career.]]
File:Majorinternetdisease.jpg‎|Aaargh! Where did her face go?
Image:Majorinternetdisease.jpg‎|Aaargh! Where did her face go?
File:Internetdiseaseterriblecase.jpg|Here the Fat Girl Angle Shot is employed, suggesting that the disease has progressed to Epic Failure.
Image:Fatemobitch.jpg| We all know you're hiding your rolls, fattie.
File:Perimerslund.jpg|Norwegian gay Nazi from Mexico
Image:Internetdiseaseterriblecase.jpg|Here the Fat Girl Angle Shot is employed, suggesting that the disease has progressed to Epic Failure.
File:kurt_internet_disease.jpg|Even famous reporters use the fat girl angle shot.
Image:Mirrorfails.jpg|Using a [[Doing it wrong|timer on your camera to take a mirror pic.]]
</gallery>}}<br>
Image:Wampyra.jpg|This massive amount of internet disease will not save her from the [[harpoons]].</gallery>}}


==See Also==
== See Also ==
*[[AIDS]]
 
*[[ETD|Electronically Transmitted Disease]]
* [[AIDS]]
*[[Fat girl angle shot]]
* [[Cocaine Babe]]
*[[IRC Disease]]
* [[ETD|Electronically Transmitted Disease]]
*[[MySpace]]
* [[Fat girl angle shot]]
*[[You]]
* [[IRC Disease]]
* [[MySpace]]
* [[You]]
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.emobucket.com/ Emo Bucket, beware full of disease.]
* [http://groups.myspace.com/almostprettypeople A MySpace support group.]
* [http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=internetdisease LiveJournal Community.]


==External Links==
*[http://www.emobucket.com/ Emo Bucket, beware full of disease.]
*[http://groups.myspace.com/almostprettypeople A MySpace support group.]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=internetdisease LiveJournal Community.]


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Latest revision as of 07:45, 22 January 2022

Typical Internet Disease
Internet disease manifests itself in different symptoms.

Internet Disease (AKA Instagram Voodoo or The Angles) means displaying old, faded, blurred or otherwise non-descript photographs of oneself, taken with bad lighting and at awkward angles, on the Internets in order to make you appear more attractive to people online than you are IRL. Internet disease was invented in 1998 by Natsuki, a reverse weeaboo living in Michigan at the time.

How Internet Disease Works

An internet diseased photo is taken with the subject standing at an angle, thereby hiding his or her obesity, bald spot, scars, etc. Also the contrast of the photo is increased dramatically in order to obscure unattractive facial features, like acne and the chin.

By using such techniques, which are elucidated in greater detail below, individuals afflicted with the Internet disease are able to conceal the fact that they are an unattractive person, and instead become a figure envied (or, at least, not reviled) by others. In a desperate attempt to look like the victims of Internet disease, admirers use the very same techniques as the admiree(s), thus further propagating the disease.

In 2004, the World Health Organization released statistics showing that over 9,000 teenage girls in the United States alone suffer from Internet disease (ID), over half of which have led to disappointing meetings with IRC and AOL boys. The paper also claimed that ID is especially dangerous because desperate men far too often end up having unprotected sex with female ID sufferers anyway, leading to the birth of many ID-exposed babies, causing the problem to perpetuate. The WHO has emphatically recommended the immediate use of condoms and vasectomies for all men on the Internets, as well as fallopian-tying for all ID female sufferers.

Techniques

Gallery

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See Also

External Links


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Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top SecretB/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning

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Diseases:

AIDSCancerCoronavirusDiabeetusDwarfismMonkeypoxErectile dysfunctionFetal Alcohol SyndromeFibromyalgiaGenital HerpesGRIDSObesityParkinson's DiseaseSexually Transmitted DiseasesSwine Flu

Disorders:

AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAsperger's SyndromeAttention deficit hyperactivity disorderBipolar disorderBody dysmorphic disorderBorderline personality disorderBug ChasersCarmen Electra complexChristianityChronic Troll SyndromeDepressionDyslexiaEating disordersEbola virusEpilepsyFauxlimiaGender dysphoriaHistrionic personality disorderHeterophiliaHomophiliaInconsistent personality disorderInsanityMental retardationMultiple personality disorderNarcissistic personality disorderObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliasPost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPrader-Willi SyndromePsychopathyPyromaniaSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

Internet Diseases and Disorders:

Internet disease (see also Internet Disease Chart) • Internet troll personality disorderThe Cancer That Is Killing /b/The GRIDS that is killing ED

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