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[[Image:Kitten-gun.jpg|thumb|300px|This cat has not [[winrar|won]] the [[war]].]]
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'''[http://kittenwar.com/ Kittenwar]''' is a website that places kittens in an arena where the [[terrorist]]s must fight the [[USA|Americans]] in the ultimate [[Dungeons and Dragons|battle]] of [[Kawaii|cuteness]]. It's sort of like a cross between [[Counterstrike]] and a [[Necrofurs|Necrofur]]'s wetdream.
'''[http://kittenwar.com/ Kittenwar]''' is a website that places kittens in an arena where the [[terrorist]]s must fight the [[USA|Americans]] in the ultimate [[Dungeons and Dragons|battle]] of [[Kawaii|cuteness]]. It's sort of like a cross between [[Counterstrike]] and a [[Necrofurs|Necrofur]]'s wetdream.


== How it works ==
== How it works ==
Visitors can [[Special:upload|upload]] pictures of their [[cat]]s. Then whenever anyone goes to the [[Main Page|main page]] of Kittenwar, they have to choose which one of the random kittens is cuter. The kittens are then sorted into [[winnar]]s [http://kittenwar.com/kittens/winners/] and [[luser]]s [http://kittenwar.com/kittens/losers/]. <s>Best of all, it uses [[Dreamhost]] [http://www.dreamhost.com/rewards.cgi?sherrod] just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]!</s> Actually, ED.ch is hosted on a dedicated server at scnet.net which is cached using Cloudflare
Visitors can [[Special:upload|upload]] pictures of their [[cat]]s. Then whenever anyone goes to the [[Main Page|main page]] of Kittenwar, they have to choose which one of the random kittens is cuter. The kittens are then sorted into [[winnar]]s [http://kittenwar.com/kittens/winners/] and [[luser]]s [http://kittenwar.com/kittens/losers/]. <s>Best of all, it uses [[Dreamhost]] [http://www.dreamhost.com/rewards.cgi?sherrod] just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]!</s> Actually, ED is hosted on a dedicated server at scnet.net which is cached using Cloudflare


== Kittenwar on LiveJournal ==
== Kittenwar on LiveJournal ==
Kittenwar is [[Eye bleach|a good website to look at to soothe your eyes]] after [[goatse]] or the [[pain series]].  Links to this website can be used to fill in [[virgin|unused]] [[bandwidth]] on [[furry|obsessively cat loving]] [[communities]]. [http://community.livejournal.com/kitty_luff_only/13532.html]
Kittenwar is a good website to look at to [[Eye bleach|soothe your eyes]] after [[goatse]] or the [[pain series]].  Links to this website can be used to fill in [[virgin|unused]] [[bandwidth]] on [[furry|obsessively cat loving]] [[communities]]. [http://community.livejournal.com/kitty_luff_only/13532.html]


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Pain Series]]
*[[Cats]]
*[[Kitten]]
*[[Kittens]]


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Latest revision as of 06:53, 11 February 2014

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This cat has not won the war.

Kittenwar is a website that places kittens in an arena where the terrorists must fight the Americans in the ultimate battle of cuteness. It's sort of like a cross between Counterstrike and a Necrofur's wetdream.

How it works

Visitors can upload pictures of their cats. Then whenever anyone goes to the main page of Kittenwar, they have to choose which one of the random kittens is cuter. The kittens are then sorted into winnars [1] and lusers [2]. Best of all, it uses Dreamhost [3] just like Encyclopedia Dramatica! Actually, ED is hosted on a dedicated server at scnet.net which is cached using Cloudflare

Kittenwar on LiveJournal

Kittenwar is a good website to look at to soothe your eyes after goatse or the pain series. Links to this website can be used to fill in unused bandwidth on obsessively cat loving communities. [4]

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