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[[Image:KrystalWTC.jpg|thumb|[[Krystal]] can't enjoy her [[WTC]].]] | [[Image:KrystalWTC.jpg|thumb|[[Krystal]] [[Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich| can't enjoy her]] [[WTC]].]] | ||
[[File:Elephantbutt.jpg|thumb|right|As close as you can get IRL]] | [[File:Elephantbutt.jpg|thumb|right|As close as you can get IRL]] | ||
[[Some argue|Some people]] have theories that this is yet another [[stupid|retarded]] [[furry]] fantasy [[fetish]]. Well, they'd be wrong. Because this isn't ''just'' furfaggotry. No, macrophilia crosses boundaries between furries and the all the other [[you|sick bastards]] out there. | [[Some argue|Some people]] have theories that this is yet another [[stupid|retarded]] [[furry]] fantasy [[fetish]]. Well, they'd be wrong. Because this isn't ''just'' furfaggotry. No, macrophilia crosses boundaries between furries and the all the other [[you|sick bastards]] out there. | ||
'''Macrophilia''' involves Kong-sized creatures destroying towns before, during, and after [[sex]]. It may also involve giant koalas knocking buildings over with their three-story [[cock]]s, or giant [[lolis]] shoving cars from the D-train into her cavernous scaly [[vagina]] in replace of a dildo. Alternately, it can involve being shrunk down to teeny-tiny size and having the same things done to them by the giant normal whatevers. Indeed, these people are seriously [[fucktard|fucked up dipshits]]. | '''Macrophilia''' involves Kong-sized creatures and giantess destroying towns before, during, and after [[sex]]. It may also involve giant koalas knocking buildings over with their three-story [[cock]]s, or giant [[lolis]] shoving cars from the D-train into her cavernous scaly [[vagina]] in replace of a dildo. Alternately, it can involve being shrunk down to teeny-tiny size and having the same things done to them by the giant normal whatevers. Indeed, these people are seriously [[fucktard|fucked up dipshits]]. | ||
Moving on, it is [[Common knowledge|well known]] that a '''Macrophile''' is somebody with a fantasy fetish involving anything of hilarious proportions. For example, imagine the Jolly Green Giant but, instead of planting seeds he's shooting '''his''' seed on some [[anime]] guy's face. In fact, such a situation would be quite [[funny|lulzworthy]] if it weren't so fucked up to begin with. | Moving on, it is [[Common knowledge|well known]] that a '''Macrophile''' is somebody with a fantasy fetish involving anything of hilarious proportions. For example, imagine the Jolly Green Giant but, instead of planting seeds he's shooting '''his''' seed on some [[anime]] guy's face. In fact, such a situation would be quite [[funny|lulzworthy]] if it weren't so fucked up to begin with. | ||
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Since the closest thing microphiles can achieve to their fantasy are [[midget|midgets]], they like to donate thousands of dollars towards the not-for-profit organization [http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do Little People of America (LPA)] in hopes that one day, one of those tiny persons will visit them at home and become their personal sex slave. [[SRSLY]], these people are [[Sick fuck|fucking sick]]. | Since the closest thing microphiles can achieve to their fantasy are [[midget|midgets]], they like to donate thousands of dollars towards the not-for-profit organization [http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do Little People of America (LPA)] in hopes that one day, one of those tiny persons will visit them at home and become their personal sex slave. [[SRSLY]], these people are [[Sick fuck|fucking sick]]. | ||
=== Who Invented This Fetish? === | |||
If you've seen the cartoon show Justice League there's a supervillain that created all this fetish name Giganta ([[spanish]] for giantess). Ever since she is created all giant/giantess fetish lovers worship her just like inflation fetish/artists worship Violet from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. | |||
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== Truth == | == Truth == | ||
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Like most forms of sexual bullshit, Macrophilia is able to [[fail|transcend]] into different kinds of disgusting/disturbing fetish that is oh-so adored by the macrofag and furfag communities. It is easily comparable to gateway drugs--no, in fact it is in fact the peak of gateway drugs. It is complete and utter [[retard|brilliance]]. | Like most forms of sexual bullshit, Macrophilia is able to [[fail|transcend]] into different kinds of disgusting/disturbing fetish that is oh-so adored by the macrofag and furfag communities. It is easily comparable to gateway drugs--no, in fact it is in fact the peak of gateway drugs. It is complete and utter [[retard|brilliance]]. | ||
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*[http://users.macrophile.com/] A list of "macro" furries who are undergoing the slow, undulating process of [[Disease|losing their minds]]. This is [[AIDS|the price]] one must pay for being a furry. | *[http://users.macrophile.com/] A list of "macro" furries who are undergoing the slow, undulating process of [[Disease|losing their minds]]. This is [[AIDS|the price]] one must pay for being a furry. | ||
*[http://shrinkingman.proboards12.com/ Shrinking.net] It has been defined as a "clean" site by the creators since they want viewers to believe they don't masturbate to this shit whatsoever. This is actually a very easy site to troll. Just say something/anything about sex, sit back, and lol. | *[http://shrinkingman.proboards12.com/ Shrinking.net] It has been defined as a "clean" site by the creators since they want viewers to believe they don't masturbate to this shit whatsoever. This is actually a very easy site to troll. Just say something/anything about sex, sit back, and lol. | ||
*[http:// | *[http://giantesscity.com/ Giantess City] A forum for sexless men and twisted bitches who like giant women, hate [[pirates]], and thinks [[truth|prostitution is AWWWRIGHT]]. | ||
*[http://www.teengiants.com Teen Giants] Sponsored by Harvard. Sick as hell, full of macro-pedo-porn pictures, 'specially girls. | *[http://www.teengiants.com Teen Giants] Sponsored by Harvard. Sick as hell, full of macro-pedo-porn pictures, 'specially girls. | ||
*[http://youtube.com/results?search_query=macrophilia&search=tag Macrophilia on JewTube - Troll MacroATL] | *[http://youtube.com/results?search_query=macrophilia&search=tag Macrophilia on JewTube - Troll MacroATL] | ||
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Image:Jesse doll.jpg|Zac's pet | Image:Jesse doll.jpg|Zac's pet | ||
Image:Britney and human dildo.JPG|[[Chris Crocker|This guy]] can't leave Britney alone. In fact, he can't even leave Britney. | Image:Britney and human dildo.JPG|[[Chris Crocker|This guy]] can't leave Britney alone. In fact, he can't even leave Britney. | ||
Image:Blue Ass.jpg|Kudos if you find Waldo. | Image:Blue Ass.jpg|Kudos if you find [[Where's Waldo?|Waldo]]. | ||
Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 3.jpg|Oh, how charming. | Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 3.jpg|Oh, how charming. | ||
Image:Grawp and hermy.jpg|Hermy demonstrating macrophilia with [[Grawp]]. | Image:Grawp and hermy.jpg|Hermy demonstrating macrophilia with [[Grawp]]. | ||
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Image:Macrosonic.jpg | Image:Macrosonic.jpg | ||
Image:AmyFuta.jpg | Image:AmyFuta.jpg | ||
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</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[File:Kong meets Ann Darrow (Fay Wray) in KING KONG (1933)..jpg|thumb|right|300px|'''"DO WANT!"''' A fucked-up fantasy predating the internet]] | |||
*[[Fetish]] | *[[Fetish]] | ||
*[[Voraphile]] | *[[Voraphile]] | ||
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*[[Teenager]] | *[[Teenager]] | ||
*[[Sick Fuck]] | *[[Sick Fuck]] | ||
*[[Kirts Jenkings]] | |||
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[[category:Sex]] | [[category:Sex]] | ||
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