James Jay Lee

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Sometime last thursday, Azn martyr James Jay Lee entered the Discovery Channel Headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Armed with firearms and explosives, he took hostages. Like any crazed psychopath worth his lithium salts, he simultaneously published his demands online. A manifesto, if you will. He calmly and logically argues for the immediate cessation of the human race, a notion we can only hope catches on.

Then he was shot and killed.

Struck down and martyred by society for standing against the insane breeding practices of Kate Plus 8 and that christcunt who has shit out 19 kids. Why he didn't pursue the obvious solution to these problems isn't entirely clear.

“	Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding cultures.	„
—Another good point.

His alternative to pro-breeder propaganda? Programming based on "My Ishmael," a book by philosopher Daniel Quinn in which a telepathic gorilla instructs a 12-year-old girl on society's failings. On his MySpace page, Lee said his heroes were Quinn and "Star Trek" commander James T. Kirk.

“	Is he live blogging from inside??	„
—oralterpitude, asking the important questions.

A Grand Crusade

This was not the first time James Jay Lee has attempted to end the environmental terror caused by Discovery Channel. In 2008, he was arrested outside the building, after going on a lengthy rant. And throwing stacks of money in the air. Apparently the Discovery Channel was causing a drought, and he needed to make it rain. He wasn't alone in his dedication to saving the planet. No, his journey to the Discovery Channel building was more akin to Julius Caesar, bravely charging the savage Gaul. If Caesar had paid several thousand dollars to the local homeless to make his attack more than a one man affair.

“	Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the homeless from P.G. County.	„
—That's how that one goes, right?

Manifesto (tl;dr)

“	The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY: 1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!! 2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it. 3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR! 4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they?? 5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!) 6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet! 7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!! 8. Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!! 9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war. 10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development! 11. You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war. Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture. For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease! It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too! Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!! The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans. Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans. You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this! I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. These are the demands and sayings of Lee.	„
—James Jay Lee, making what will be the best political statement this year

Quotes

	“	Hi Lee, I think it is great that you have a cause, and saving the planet is a very admirable cause, but attacking Discovery Communications in Silver Spring is not the way to affect the change you want.	„
	—From two years ago. He's obviously learned how to be more effective.

	“	I already tried to submit to them ideas even though I had a feeling that they were working for their own greedy ends and it didn't do anything. But I'm not satisfied with that, I'm not asking them anymore. I'm TELLING them they have to save the planet and lay off the propaganda.	„
	—Discovery Channel was asking for it.

	“	Really? Level with me. Are you really committed to this cause,as flawed as it is, or are you just a publicity whore? Becuase, if you were not a whore, I would hate to say that you are the type of uninformed, ass-hat that gives real conservationists, a bad name. I'm just saying.	„
	—Still not sure if he's committed. But he probably will be soon!

	“	Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin' free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee, Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee, Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee, If me, and Lee, and KG, (that's me) Could be three, (could be three) Plant a tree, (plant a tree) Just for Lee, (just for Lee) Just for Lee, (Lee) Just for Lee! Lee, Lee, Lee: [Psycho Knife Song style, 16X] Leeee, Leeee, Leeee: LEE!	„
	—I am 12 years old and what is this?

	“	There is no mention of saving the planet using Daniel Quinn's ideas. This is unsatisfactory and probably as effective as their "Animal Planet" show. More useless, useless, TRASH!	„
	—James, letting us know again how great Daniel Quinn is.

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External Links

• His site with manifesto
• Prior batshit insanity
• James Lee's deactivated forum "Save the Planet Protest"
• A video from 2008 of James making it rain money at the "Save the Planet Protest."
• James Lee's Background: Arrested in 2008 for Protesting Discovery Channel Building
• CNN breaks down the hostage situation

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