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[[File:Giovanna Plowman tampon sucker.gif|thumb|America's future]]
[[File:Giovanna Plowman tampon sucker.gif|thumb|America's future]]


{{quote|Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!|Giovanna Plowman}}
{{quote|Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!|Giovanna Plowman}}


'''Giovanna Plowman''' is a suburban teen with a longing for fame, the spotlight, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself drinking blood from her [[tampon]] to [[Failbook]], the five-minute clip was then reposted to [[JewTube]], gaining instant attention from [[4chan|4chan]], [[9gag|9fag]], and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being [[Normal|"shocking and disgusting"]], Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving [[EDiot|internet experts]] baffled at what extents the [[Swag|post-postmodern]] youth of [[America]] are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, [[Attention Whore|no matter how negative it may be]].
[[16 year old girl|16 year old]] '''[[Wop|Giovanna Plowman]]''' is a suburban teen with a longing for fame, the spotlight, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself sucking blood from her [[tampon]] to [[Failbook]], the five-minute clip was then reposted to [[JewTube]], gaining instant attention from [[4chan|4chan]], [[9gag|9fag]], and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being [[Normal|"shocking and disgusting"]], Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving [[EDiot|internet experts]] baffled at what extents the [[Swag|post-postmodern]] youth of [[America]] are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, [[Attention Whore|no matter how negative it may be]].


==Video==
Careful analysis of the video reveals that we never really know where the tampon is really coming from, the camera continually showing her face and a tampon baptized in blood. One could easily create [[Twilight|fake blood]] too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress [[9gag|naïve teenagers]] and make them believe anything. [[Jackass| Jackass]] has done disgusting things too, and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done [[1 lunatic 1 icepick|much worse]].
Careful analysis of the video reveals that we never really know where the tampon is really coming from, the camera continually showing her face and a tampon baptized in blood. One could easily create [[Twilight|fake blood]] too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress [[9gag|naïve teenagers]] and make them believe anything. [[Jackass| Jackass]] has done disgusting things too, and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done [[1 lunatic 1 icepick|much worse]].


{{quote|[[just google it|This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content]].}}


==Video==
{{center|<youtube>Z3XmSrCZCU4</youtube>}}
{{quote|[[just google it|This video has been removed as a violation of JewTube's fascist policy on hardcore to the EAR WAX content]]. So now it's on this site.}}
 
{{center|<youtube>PdZdNfkWZUg</youtube>}}


[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b6_1358662735&safe_mode=off THE BETTER VIDEO IS ON THIS SENTENCES LINK!]
[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b6_1358662735&safe_mode=off THE BETTER VIDEO IS AT THIS LINK!]


==Reaction==
==Reaction==
Many people got so fucking raped when they saw the video when they were too much of a fucking pussy to handle this HAAAARDC0Re shit. They ended up with shit falling out their assholes when they got so fucking scared and started shitting out explosive diarrhea [[in the ass]]. [[Successful troll is successful|Giovanna has owned many people.]]
Many people reached for the eyebleach after seeing the video, because they are too much of a fucking pussy to handle this HAAAARDC0Re shit. [[Successful troll is successful|Giovanna has owned many people.]]
{{quote|@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!|[https://twitter.com/MissJessieMaree/status/295357376477921281 they're all pretty much like this]. The post had used the word "you're" as "your", because she's [[to the max|too much]] of a fucking [[retard]] to solve grammar.}}
{{quote|@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!|[https://twitter.com/MissJessieMaree/status/295357376477921281 they're all pretty much like this]. The post had used the word "you're" as "your", because she's [[to the max|too much]] of a fucking [[retard]] to solve grammar.}}
{{quote|GOD DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!|[[Your mom|Her mom]] speaks.}}
{{quote|GOD DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!|[[Your mom|Her mom]] speaks.}}
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{{center|<youtube>V-5Fl9iY-ZA</youtube>}}{{tinyquote|I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're '''faking''' eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up}}|<youtube>gq0cVZx7TAk</youtube>{{quote|ewww..}}}}}}}}
{{center|<youtube>V-5Fl9iY-ZA</youtube>}}{{tinyquote|I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're '''faking''' eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up}}|<youtube>gq0cVZx7TAk</youtube>{{quote|ewww..}}}}}}}}


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{{center|<gallery perrow=5>
File:Giovanna advice dog.jpg|Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
File:Giovanna advice dog.jpg|Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
File:Giovanna not sure if etc.jpg|A true puzzler
File:Giovanna not sure if etc.jpg|A true puzzler
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Image:Giovanna Plowman facebook page.jpg</gallery>}}
Image:Giovanna Plowman facebook page.jpg</gallery>}}
==Giovanna Plowman's Strategy to get Famous==
1. Troll the internet with a shock video
2. Attention whore yourself and allow yourself to get [[bullied]]
3. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hG_I07DUEuc#! Make video apologizing to the internet]
4. People forgive you and consider you an inspiration
5. Stay an attention whore and use your fame to make friends online
6. [[????]]
7. [[Profit!]]


==Yes, but why?==
==Yes, but why?==
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==Quitting [[Failbook]]==
==Quitting [[Failbook]]==
As of the 3rd of February, [[Attention Whore|Giovanna]] posted a status claiming she will [[yes|kill her Failbook]] if she SCOOOOORRRED 1 million likes on the online video game.
As of the 3rd of February, [[Attention Whore|Giovanna]] posted a status claiming she will [[yes|kill her Failbook]] if she scores 1 million likes.
{{quote|If I get 1 million likes I will honestly delete my facebook and [[Unrealistic expectations|be gone forever.]]|[http://www.facebook.com/alfstewartrape Giovanna]}}
{{quote|If I get 1 million likes I will honestly delete my facebook and [[Unrealistic expectations|be gone forever.]]|[http://www.facebook.com/alfstewartrape Giovanna]}}


So hurry the fuck up and [[DO IT FAGGOT|DO IT, DYKE]]!
So hurry the fuck up and [[DO IT FAGGOT]]!
 
Despite false promises to delete her account in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hG_I07DUEuc#! a video she posted] to [[JewTube]] [[last thursday]] she didn't. Mainly though she apologized and claimed she got mixed up in the wrong crowd and had low self esteem. Yeah cause those things totally make you want to eat a fucking tampon...


==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Vagina]]
*[[Vagina]]
*[[Sick fuck]]
*[[Sick fuck]]
*[[to the max]]
*[[To the max]]
*[[Menstrual painting]]
*[[Menstrual painting]]
*[[user:hipcrime/The Two Worst Stories Ever Told|The Two Worst Stories Ever Told]]
*[[user:hipcrime/The Two Worst Stories Ever Told|The Two Worst Stories Ever Told]]
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*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/giovanna-plowman-tampon-girl_n_2543904.html Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post]
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/giovanna-plowman-tampon-girl_n_2543904.html Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post]
*{{twitter|ItsGiovannaP}}
*{{twitter|ItsGiovannaP}}
*{{twitter|69plowholeholla}} - The best of her many Twitter accounts
*{{twitter|hollagiovanna}} Quite a few twitter accounts claiming to be her showed up, but this seems to be the real one.
*{{twitter|hollagiovanna}} Quite a few twitter accounts claiming to be her showed up, but this seems to be the real one.
*{{facebook|giovanna.plowman}}
*{{facebook|giovanna.plowman}}
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Latest revision as of 03:10, 23 January 2015

Giovanna Plowman = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


America's future
   
“ 		 
Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!
  		„
  		 

—Giovanna Plowman

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for fame, the spotlight, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself sucking blood from her tampon to Failbook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to JewTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9fag, and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, no matter how negative it may be.

Video

Careful analysis of the video reveals that we never really know where the tampon is really coming from, the camera continually showing her face and a tampon baptized in blood. One could easily create fake blood too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress naïve teenagers and make them believe anything. Jackass has done disgusting things too, and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done much worse.

   
“ 		 
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.
  		„
  		 

THE BETTER VIDEO IS AT THIS LINK!

Reaction

Many people reached for the eyebleach after seeing the video, because they are too much of a fucking pussy to handle this HAAAARDC0Re shit. Giovanna has owned many people.

   
“ 		 
@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!
  		„
  		 

—they're all pretty much like this. The post had used the word "you're" as "your", because she's too much of a fucking retard to solve grammar.

   
“ 		 
GOD DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
  		„
  		 

—Her mom speaks.

 
“ 		 
I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up
  		„
 

   
“ 		 
ewww..
  		„
  		 

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  • Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
    Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
  • A true puzzler
    A true puzzler
  • She is apparently doing it right
    She is apparently doing it right

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Giovanna Plowman's Strategy to get Famous

1. Troll the internet with a shock video

2. Attention whore yourself and allow yourself to get bullied

3. Make video apologizing to the internet

4. People forgive you and consider you an inspiration

5. Stay an attention whore and use your fame to make friends online

6. ????

7. Profit!

Yes, but why?

   
“ 		 
I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.
  		„
  		 

—She totally does.

   
“ 		 
I was hungry ok?
  		„
  		 

—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

   
“ 		 
I hope you all feel strong with all the insults you're saying to me. I am a person just like you, I have feelings too.
  		„
  		 

—Butthurt

Quitting Failbook

As of the 3rd of February, Giovanna posted a status claiming she will kill her Failbook if she scores 1 million likes.

   
“ 		 
If I get 1 million likes I will honestly delete my facebook and be gone forever.
  		„
  		 

—Giovanna

So hurry the fuck up and DO IT FAGGOT!

Despite false promises to delete her account in a a video she posted to JewTube last thursday she didn't. Mainly though she apologized and claimed she got mixed up in the wrong crowd and had low self esteem. Yeah cause those things totally make you want to eat a fucking tampon...

See also

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