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[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]] | [[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]] | ||
'''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. | '''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. | ||
Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. | Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. | ||
It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “[[Dicks out for Harambe|all pull together]]” in Swahili. (more like "[[Faggotry|all pull your dicks out together]]") | It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “[[Dicks out for Harambe|all pull together]]” in Swahili. (more like "[[Faggotry|all pull your dicks out together]]") | ||
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{{timeline|Article of the Now May 28 & 29, [[2022]]|[[Salvador Ramos]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[AIDS]]}} | |||
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Harambe will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")
| Clinton/Trump/Harambe | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Base | Clinton/Trump H2H | |||
| Hillary Clinton | Donald Trump | Unsure | ||
| Hillary Clinton | 48% | 94% | 1% | 2% |
| Donald Trump | 43% | 1% | 95% | 3% |
| Harambe | 5% | 3% | 2% | 47% |
| Unsure | 4% | 2% | 2% | 49% |
Dicks out for Harambe
Danny Trejo knows
And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?
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RIP Sweet Prince
See also
- Overwatch - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.
- Chimpout
- Leslie Jones
- Nigger
- Tatiana the Tiger
- Vader
- Walter Palmer
- Monkeypox
External links
- Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD
- Petition to make him a Pokemon
- Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"
- Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
- Jokes about Harambe deemed "racist".
- White student union members self flagellate for Harambe.
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Harambe is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article August 26 & 27, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by Cannibal Holocaust |
Harambe | Succeeded by Rogue |
| Article of the Now May 28 & 29, 2022 | ||
| Preceded by Salvador Ramos |
Harambe | Succeeded by AIDS |