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'''Harambe''' was a [[Trayvon Martin|muscular black teenager whose murder]] was orchestrated by Michelle Gregg in Cincinatti the day after his seventeenth birthday. After chasing her toddling three year old son off a cliff, Michelle began screeching to terrify the residents of the community below and praying to her war god.
[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]]
'''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.
It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “[[Dicks out for Harambe|all pull together]]” in Swahili. (more like "[[Faggotry|all pull your dicks out together]]")


Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the suicide bomber and did his best to drag the child away from the harpy's wail. Frustrated that someone interfere with her parenting process, Michelle unified the womenz and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and killed Harambe for usurping her role of mother.


[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] supported the kill, showing his lack of care for true minorities like Harambe's family.


The toddler's father Deonne Dickerson was unavailable for comment, perhaps undergoing another year-long jail stint.
<table border="1" align="center">
<tr>
<th colspan="5">Clinton/Trump/Harambe</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td rowspan="2"></td>
<th rowspan="2">Base</th>
<th colspan="3">Clinton/Trump H2H</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Hillary Clinton</th>
<th>Donald Trump</th>
<th>Unsure</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Hillary Clinton</th>
<th>48%</th>
<td>94%</td>
<td>1%</td>
<td>2%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Donald Trump</th>
<th>43%</th>
<td>1%</td>
<td>95%</td>
<td>3%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Harambe</th>
<th>5%</th>
<td>3%</td>
<td>2%</td>
<td>47%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Unsure</th>
<th>4%</th>
<td>2%</td>
<td>2%</td>
<td>49%</td>
</tr>
</table>
 
==Dicks out for Harambe==
<center><youtube>nXw6EMVRv3M</youtube></center><br />
 
===Danny Trejo knows===
And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Harambe|cg1|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:Harambe and kid 1.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe and kid 2.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe Senseless Death.jpg|<nowiki>#Blacklivesmatter</nowiki>
File:Harambe Bronze Statue.jpg|It should be made of the finest gold
File:Harambe In Loving Memory.jpg|RIP Sweet Prince
</gallery>
|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:Harambe Memorial.jpg|Sadface
File:Harambe_AccidentsHappen.jpg|Accidents Happen.
File:Harambe Killers 1.jpg|She ate the rest of the furniture?
File:Harambe Killers 2.jpg|How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
File:Trump harambe.jpg
File:Harambemcharambeface.jpg
File:Rememberharambe.png|Coming to a theater near you!
File:Harambeheaven.jpg|Harambe in heaven..
File:HarambeForPrez.jpg
File:Harambe 2016.jpg
File:HarambeTRUMP.png
File:HarambeHOPE.jpg
File:Im With Harambe.jpg
File:Harambe Obongo.jpg
File:Harambe Ticks Out.jpg
File:Harambe Vote For.jpg
File:Harambe Vote4ngiga.png
File:harambetwittersoytroons.jpg|[[unfunny]] [[Twitter]] [[Tranny|troons]] posthumously mocking the fallen silverback nigger and his [[ethiopian]] relatives.
</gallery>}}


==See also==
==See also==
*''[[Overwatch]]'' - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[Fembusters/Leslie_Jones_Getting_Hacked|Leslie Jones]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]]
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]]
*[[Vader]]
*[[Vader]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]
*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak|Monkeypox]]
==External links==
*[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD]
*[https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon Petition to make him a Pokemon]
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62167/? Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"]
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/5158/? Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion]
*[http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8095 Jokes about Harambe deemed "racist".]
*[http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8065 White student union members] [[fap|self flagellate]] for Harambe.


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{{timeline|Featured article August 26 & 27, [[2016]]|[[Cannibal Holocaust]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Rogue]]}}
{{timeline|Article of the Now May 28 & 29, [[2022]]|[[Salvador Ramos]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[AIDS]]}}

Latest revision as of 10:25, 18 August 2022

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These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.

Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")


Clinton/Trump/Harambe
Base Clinton/Trump H2H
Hillary Clinton Donald Trump Unsure
Hillary Clinton 48% 94% 1% 2%
Donald Trump 43% 1% 95% 3%
Harambe 5% 3% 2% 47%
Unsure 4% 2% 2% 49%

Dicks out for Harambe


Danny Trejo knows

And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

Gallery

  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • #Blacklivesmatter
    #Blacklivesmatter
  • It should be made of the finest gold
    It should be made of the finest gold
  • RIP Sweet Prince
    RIP Sweet Prince
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Sadface
    Sadface
  • Accidents Happen.
    Accidents Happen.
  • She ate the rest of the furniture?
    She ate the rest of the furniture?
  • How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
    How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
  • Coming to a theater near you!
    Coming to a theater near you!
  • Harambe in heaven..
    Harambe in heaven..
  • unfunny Twitter troons posthumously mocking the fallen silverback nigger and his ethiopian relatives.
    unfunny Twitter troons posthumously mocking the fallen silverback nigger and his ethiopian relatives.

See also

External links


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