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Chills is a Horror Youtuber that runs the channel [[Cancer|Top15's]]. One of his videos named "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s&t=5s Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan]" Where he reads a script with a monotone and emotionless voice saying:
Chills (Powerword: Dylan) is a [[Canada|Canuckistani]] Horror Youtuber that runs the channel [[Cancer|Top15's]]. One of his videos named "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s&t=5s Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan]" Where he reads a script with a monotone and emotionless voice saying:


[[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|left]] [[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|center]][[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|right]]
[[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|left]] [[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|center]][[File:Burger-king-foot-lettuce.jpg|70px|right]]


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Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce.
Number 15, [[Burger King]] Foot Lettuce.


The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
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But that's even worse.
But that's even worse.


The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, [[Ohio]]. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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* [[I Took an Arrow in the Knee]]
* [[I Took an Arrow in the Knee]]
* [[Ugandan Knuckles]]
* [[Ugandan Knuckles]]
* [[Ohio]] - Where it began


==See Also==
==See Also==

Latest revision as of 21:03, 28 November 2022
ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Burger King Foot Lettuce will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE



NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE


Chills (Powerword: Dylan) is a Canuckistani Horror Youtuber that runs the channel Top15's. One of his videos named "Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan" Where he reads a script with a monotone and emotionless voice saying: 

Number 15, [[Burger King]] Foot Lettuce.

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, [[Ohio]]. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Some other cucks tried to make a new meme out of Chills of him saying "Number 13, a child" that was popularized by Pewdiepie. "Number 15, a twerking chicken" is another forced meme that got some traction on Reddit.

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