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[[File:Meo_pic.png|thumb|300px|right|Look at me I'm [[weed|smoking]].]] | |||
'''Meo''' ([[skid|Nico Weber]]) is a [[German]] faggot who claims he is an "undoxable God". | |||
Meo, like all the other fellow [[faggots]], started off by playing Xbox games particularly [[CoD|Call of Duty]]. | |||
'''Meo''' ([[skid|Nico Weber]]) is a [[German]] faggot who claims he is an "undoxable God". | After befriending other fellow [[autism|autists]] Nico soon became the "[[ego|undoxable]] [[nazi|German]] [[hacker]] [[cracker]] [[dox|doxer]] [[faggot|god]]". | ||
Eventually he found out about the [[AOL]] ATTRelay service, and how to use it for making [[swat|fake police pranks]] to little kid's homes. | |||
On average he would [[swat]] at least [[9000|over 9000]] other kiddies a day. Even after all the [[faggotry]] listed above Nico is also an [[anime]] faggot. | |||
He enjoys watching many animes, but he doesn't watch [[naruto]] because he claims it is [[gay]] (like him). | |||
He also enjoys [[masturbating|jacking his baby dick]] to [[homosexual]] [[transgender]] [[porn]]. | |||
{{quote|Imma[[hack|jack]] this faggot's Comcast then I'm going to [[dox|drop]] him.|center=auto}} | |||
== Clan Vv3's Xbox Ambassador == | == Clan Vv3's Xbox Ambassador == | ||
[[File:Meo_cat.png|thumb|200px|right|Got my cat and my sharpie tattoos haha [[swag]].]] | |||
Nico also likes to claim he's "Alex" from [[insecure|Comcast]] technical support, or even just the Vv3 cyber [[police]]. He is the Vv3 member who communicates with all the [[Xbox]] faggots. | Nico also likes to claim he's "Alex" from [[insecure|Comcast]] technical support, or even just the Vv3 cyber [[police]]. He is the Vv3 member who communicates with all the [[Xbox]] faggots. | ||
Nico still plays [[Xbox]] with other [[gamers]] that either think they're hackers, or they're just basement-dwelling [[faggots]]. | |||
Nico still plays [[Xbox]] with other [[gamers]] that either think they're hackers, or they're just basement-dwelling [[faggots]]. | Nico impresses his internet [[virgin|friends]] by using his [[shit|shitty]] social engineering skills and his ability to use Whitepages to obtain an individual's address. | ||
Nico learned how to social engineer Comcast (the most insecure shitty ISP in the fucking world) from a former Vv3 member [[Dictate]]. | |||
After learning this social engineering method Nico would soon go on a absolute batshit stupid doxing rampage. Nico, making every down-syndrome child that came into his path scared of him, became the most feared [[CoD]] quickscope trickshotting "[[hacker]]". | |||
Many people have tried to dox Meo, and all have seemed to fail. All of their reasons are consequently the same, and that would be that Nico made them [[butthurt]]. | |||
Those who have tried, and failed include Savaged (Steven Wynhoff), James (Erebus), and Shadow (Devon Miller). Nico often has much [[lulz]] at watching people fail-[[dox]] him. | |||
Either way it doesn't take away the fact that Nico is an [[anime]]-watching [[homosexual]] [[faggot]]. | |||
== Notable Acts Committed From His Stupidity == | == Notable Acts Committed From His Stupidity == | ||
[[File:Meo_youtube.png|thumb|left|200px|Screenshot of Nico's YouTube page.]] | |||
[[File:Meo_youtube1.png|thumb|right|200px|Typical [[German]] fag.]] | |||
Nico will still commit these fucking [[stupid|retarded]] acts simply because he is an [[autistic]] [[ego]] [[raging]] [[homosexual]] who gets severely [[butthurt]] when someone else gets more [[fame|efame]] than him. | Nico has committed quite a few really notifiable mentally incompetent acts which has led him on a few news articles. | ||
Most of these extreme [[hax0r]] acts he committed were [[swat|swattings]] to [[gamer]] fags. | |||
One of these articles can be found [http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Settling-a-score-with-a-hoax-call-4331288.php here]. | |||
Nico also called in several bomb threats to large facilities including the [[911|9/11]] memorial center and a high school in Tulsa, OK. | |||
Meo hasn't been [[partyvan|raided]] yet just because he lives in Germany. | |||
Meo uses this to boost his ego claiming no feds will ever be able to get him. | |||
Nico, despite his stupidity, does not seem to be afraid of anyone or anything. | |||
Nico will still commit these fucking [[stupid|retarded]] acts simply because he is an [[autistic]] [[ego]] [[raging]] [[homosexual]] who gets severely [[butthurt]] when someone else gets more [[fame|efame]] than him. | |||
In Nico's world he has to be the [[best|top dog]]. | |||
Although he will never come close to this he believes he already is true [[god|egod]]. | |||
Most people hope that someone will come along to put Nico in his place, but everyone doubts it will ever happen. | |||
Above Nico's faggotry he is also a very easy person to [[bully]]. | |||
As long as you aren't on [[insecure|Comcast]] or [[insecure|Time Warner Cable]] you can bully him as long as you want. | |||
He won't be able to do anything back simply because of the fact that he is a [[skid]]. | |||
He'll probably go into the corner of his room, cry, [[masturbate]] to [[hentai]] with his cat, and go watch some new anime. | |||
Nico, at the end of the day, is just a basement-dwelling little boy who thinks he's an [[internet tough guy]] when in reality he's obviously not. | |||
== Trolling [[DJKeemstar|DJ Keemstar]] == | == Trolling [[DJKeemstar|DJ Keemstar]] == | ||
[[File:Trojan_meme.jpg|thumb| | |||
In early December 2013, another [[leet]] [[hax0r]] "Trojan" had hacked a [[CoD]] gamer who goes by "OpTiC NaDeSHoT". Trojan had gotten into his emails, Twitter, and more. | [[File:Trojan_meme.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Keemstar [[meme]].]] | ||
Trojan, being the pussy [[coward]] that he is, did not want to do an interview with another fellow fat [[homosexual]], DJ Keemstar, because he was afraid to reveal his squeaky prepubescent voice to the world. | In early December 2013, another [[leet]] [[hax0r]] "Trojan" had hacked a [[CoD]] gamer who goes by "OpTiC NaDeSHoT". Trojan had gotten into his emails, Twitter, and more. | ||
{{ | Trojan, being the pussy [[coward]] that he is, did not want to do an interview with another fellow fat [[homosexual]], DJ Keemstar, because he was afraid to reveal his squeaky prepubescent voice to the world. | ||
Trojan thought it would be funny if he would be able to get Nico to do it. | |||
Trojan gave DJ Keemstar Nico's Skype, and Keemstar interviewed Nico the whole time thinking it was Trojan. | |||
Keemstar didn't realize it was a troll until after the video was posted, and for some reason he didn't take down the interview off YouTube. | |||
The interview can be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWTF7ITsPA8 here]. | |||
Most people are confused if Nico was actually trolling, or being serious because of the fact that he acts like that all the time. | |||
It's hard for one to truly say if Nico was trolling in that interview. | |||
== YouTube == | |||
{{frame|<youtube>mWTF7ITsPA8</youtube>|margin=auto}} | |||
== Quotes == | |||
{{Morphquote|mq|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;height:20em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold; | |||
|Imma undoxable hacker jacker cracker God.| | |||
|Yes um jis pull dis up wit Gurley fur me please.| | |||
|Yes? Hello dis Alex from Comcast technical support. I bazically need you to pull up dis customer ip address in Grandslam for me.| | |||
|Bazically I take my bots and bazically I send a HTTP request to your router.| | |||
|I'm German therefore I'm [[god|undoxable]].| | |||
|Dox me faggot.<br /> | |||
Imma boot you offline.| | |||
}} | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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{{yt|u|mest007}}<br /> | |||
*[http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Settling-a-score-with-a-hoax-call-4331288.php Random swatting article] | |||
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Latest revision as of 07:00, 13 January 2023
Meo (Nico Weber) is a German faggot who claims he is an "undoxable God". Meo, like all the other fellow faggots, started off by playing Xbox games particularly Call of Duty. After befriending other fellow autists Nico soon became the "undoxable German hacker cracker doxer god". Eventually he found out about the AOL ATTRelay service, and how to use it for making fake police pranks to little kid's homes. On average he would swat at least over 9000 other kiddies a day. Even after all the faggotry listed above Nico is also an anime faggot. He enjoys watching many animes, but he doesn't watch naruto because he claims it is gay (like him). He also enjoys jacking his baby dick to homosexual transgender porn.
Clan Vv3's Xbox Ambassador
Nico also likes to claim he's "Alex" from Comcast technical support, or even just the Vv3 cyber police. He is the Vv3 member who communicates with all the Xbox faggots.
Nico still plays Xbox with other gamers that either think they're hackers, or they're just basement-dwelling faggots. Nico impresses his internet friends by using his shitty social engineering skills and his ability to use Whitepages to obtain an individual's address. Nico learned how to social engineer Comcast (the most insecure shitty ISP in the fucking world) from a former Vv3 member Dictate. After learning this social engineering method Nico would soon go on a absolute batshit stupid doxing rampage. Nico, making every down-syndrome child that came into his path scared of him, became the most feared CoD quickscope trickshotting "hacker". Many people have tried to dox Meo, and all have seemed to fail. All of their reasons are consequently the same, and that would be that Nico made them butthurt. Those who have tried, and failed include Savaged (Steven Wynhoff), James (Erebus), and Shadow (Devon Miller). Nico often has much lulz at watching people fail-dox him. Either way it doesn't take away the fact that Nico is an anime-watching homosexual faggot.
Notable Acts Committed From His Stupidity
Nico has committed quite a few really notifiable mentally incompetent acts which has led him on a few news articles. Most of these extreme hax0r acts he committed were swattings to gamer fags. One of these articles can be found here. Nico also called in several bomb threats to large facilities including the 9/11 memorial center and a high school in Tulsa, OK. Meo hasn't been raided yet just because he lives in Germany. Meo uses this to boost his ego claiming no feds will ever be able to get him. Nico, despite his stupidity, does not seem to be afraid of anyone or anything.
Nico will still commit these fucking retarded acts simply because he is an autistic ego raging homosexual who gets severely butthurt when someone else gets more efame than him. In Nico's world he has to be the top dog. Although he will never come close to this he believes he already is true egod. Most people hope that someone will come along to put Nico in his place, but everyone doubts it will ever happen. Above Nico's faggotry he is also a very easy person to bully. As long as you aren't on Comcast or Time Warner Cable you can bully him as long as you want. He won't be able to do anything back simply because of the fact that he is a skid. He'll probably go into the corner of his room, cry, masturbate to hentai with his cat, and go watch some new anime. Nico, at the end of the day, is just a basement-dwelling little boy who thinks he's an internet tough guy when in reality he's obviously not.
Trolling DJ Keemstar
In early December 2013, another leet hax0r "Trojan" had hacked a CoD gamer who goes by "OpTiC NaDeSHoT". Trojan had gotten into his emails, Twitter, and more. Trojan, being the pussy coward that he is, did not want to do an interview with another fellow fat homosexual, DJ Keemstar, because he was afraid to reveal his squeaky prepubescent voice to the world. Trojan thought it would be funny if he would be able to get Nico to do it. Trojan gave DJ Keemstar Nico's Skype, and Keemstar interviewed Nico the whole time thinking it was Trojan. Keemstar didn't realize it was a troll until after the video was posted, and for some reason he didn't take down the interview off YouTube. The interview can be viewed here. Most people are confused if Nico was actually trolling, or being serious because of the fact that he acts like that all the time. It's hard for one to truly say if Nico was trolling in that interview.
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