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[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg|thumb|This is what really intellectually accomplished people have to say. ([[irony]])]]
'''ADHD''' is a misunderstood disorder that comes in two types. The useless type is where this article focuses on. If you want more information on the [[retard|tard]] type just go to [[4chan]] for enough [[IRL]] examples.
'''ADHD''' {{jew}} is a shit excuse those [[kikes]] in the [[bullshit|pharmaceutical]] industry use to get [[attention whores]] to buy drugs that make you into a super-soldier, bloodthirst to [[mass shooting|murder people]], just so [[libtards]] can blame guns. So called "symptoms" are looking like you need to piss all the time, and feeding only from the attention of others (once left unfed, [[suicide]] will take place). Teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this, so to gratify their retardation. One first encounters those with real ADHD in [[school]]: remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting your education with an unfunny move or talk? They have ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook? You have ADHD.
Congratulations, faggots.


ADHD is often accompanied by an [[Asperger syndrome|Antisocial disorder]]. Having an extreme obsession for playing MMORPGs, an interest in [[yiff|furry yiff art]] and a whole lot of other useless interests that will never make you enough money to move out of your parent's basement are some of the symptoms of an Antisocial disorder that are most common.


ADHD is not actually a disability. When combined with internet access, benzodiazipines, and <s>amphetamine</s> study aides, ADHD kids are unstoppable [[genius|trivial knowledge machines]]. An ADHD kid will never stop listening to what you are saying because he has no control over his disorder.
In truth, the only reliable treatment is caffeine. Whether it be from tea, [[chocolate]], soda, or at most [[Wilkins Coffee|coffee]]. It stimulates, raising the amount of specific chemicals that your brain uses to send signals (same results as overpriced medicine), all at an affordable price. It isn't fully accepted by pharmacists because caffeine ≠ shekel money.


Anyone who is good at the internet has ADHD. Anyone who knows at least 3 programming languages and at least 2 scripting languages for no reason has ADHD. Anyone who plays [[Minecraft]] has ADHD. Anyone who knows typed lambda calculus for no reason has ADHD. Anyone who has read at least 20 philosophy books for no reason has ADHD. Anyone who knows literary theory for no reason has ADHD. Anyone who knows a shit ton about subjects completely unrelated to their line of work or major in college has ADHD.
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ADHD is a gift and a curse; a gift in the sense that you are smarter than 99% of the [[retards| people on main street]], a curse in the sense that being smart doesn't mean shit in America. Many people believe that-[[Uncyclopedia| ooh, a butterfly]].
For those suffering from ADHD that surf on the [[internet]], this is their POV ''all'' the time:


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Being smart alone will never get you laid (sry Stephen Hawkings - you will die alone) and getting laid is the only reason to live. The only way to get laid with knowledge is to make money off it (bitches love money). When you do get money, never talk about the science behind your accomplishments with bitches. Bitches hate science, math, logic, and theory - and they do not care about science, math, logic or theory. The only thing that bitches understand - all bitches, not just [[GoddessMine|Jewwhores]], which is a common misconception -- is money to go shopping for shoes.
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All trolls have ADHD. All oldfags have ADHD. All ED users have ADHD. John McCain does not have ADHD. Sarah Palin wants money to go shopping for shoes.


== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==
== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==
Trolls never get laid, that is a fact. ADHD kids can get laid, but only through manipulation. Since trolling and ADHD go hand and hand -- the only way for a ADHD troll to get laid is through [[oh exploitable|exploitation]] ADHD the common whore's interests:
*Be "funny" (note that fem-humor is quite different from actual humor. If you say something that is actually funny, the common slut will not be able to wrap her feeble brain around it and will be [[shocked and appalled]]).
*Be "smart" (note that fem-smart is different from actual intelligence. Women lack the ability to think abstractly, so if your completely relevant point doesn't help her with her sixth-grade level math course - then you are weird and not smart.)
*Feign interest in whatever shitty band she is listening to (while you may have extensive knowledge of music theory, that fact is negated because she doesn't know what music theory is and doesn't care).
*Flirt - Yes, flirting is essentially lying and a completely transparent way of saying "I want to fuck you" that any logical male can see through - and though you have a firm grasp on Wittgenstein's concept of language games, bitches do not care about what a Wittgenstein is, so play the game.


*Roofies - roofies always work.
ADHD [[pedobear|kids]] can't get laid.


*Never talk about current events, technological breakthroughs, philosophical concepts, or anything that doesn't directly appeal to a woman's everyday life (hair, clothes, celebrity babies, gossip, cute boys, her illogical emotional feelings).
Here's a [[TL;DR]] example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):
 
*Never troll a girl, ever. They will always take you seriously, they will never understand the satire, and they will be [[shocked and appalled]].
 
Here's a [[TL;DR]] example:
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<typicalgirl16> hey i was with Jessica when she read your message. not cool at all.  
<typicalgirl16> hey i was with Jessica when she read your message. not cool at all.  
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And voila, one uses ADHD as a way to [[intellectual checkmate|intellectually checkmate]] his opposition.
And voila, one uses ADHD as a way to [[intellectual checkmate|intellectually checkmate]] his opposition.


ADHD's antithesis is utilitarianism (learning for the end of being smarter than you versus learning just barely enough to get a shit job on Main Street, USA). While [[retards|some]] argue that ADHD isn't a real disorder and say "ADHD is used as an excuse for someone being a social fuckup because [[schizophrenia|they set things on fire]], shit on people's clothes and cannot do any activity for two seconds without resorting to violence" -- these people are retards and should be [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|treated as such]].  
ADHD's antithesis is utilitarianism (learning for the end of being smarter than most versus learning just barely enough to get a shit retail or service job on Main Street, USA). While [[some argue]] that ADHD isn't a real disorder and say "ADHD is used as an excuse for someone being a social fuckup because they set things on fire, shit on people's clothes and cannot do any activity for two seconds without resorting to violence" -- these people are retards and should be [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|killed with fire]].


== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==
== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==
Most [[hippies|parents]] these days are too concerned with their [[drugs|careers]] to really give a shit about their children. Instead of taking care of them, they hire [[Asians|nannies]]. This, combined with a steady diet of [[Pokemon]], leads children down the slippery slope  to ADHD. Of course, parents could just spank, slap, or even chastise little Timmy when he's being a [[retard|fucking retard]], but they refuse to. This is because the [[liberal media]] tells them that spanking is wrong and drug corporations tell them that the reason their kids are so fucked up is [[Unwarranted_self-importance |not because of bad parenting]], but because of, you guessed it, a disorder called ADHD. The parents then spend money on Ritalin and Adderall and feed it to their kids fucking them up even more.
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ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of [[jew|doctors]] used to use it to get [[Money|munniez]]. They got [[concerned mothers]] thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some other exotic bullshit disease. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 minute, and so basically have no use except for older siblings to steal, crush, and snort when they run out of weed. [[Shit nobody cares about| ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Train Of Thought]]  
*[[Attention whore]]
 
*[[Insane]]
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*[[TikTok]]
*[[Wilkins Coffee]]
*[[Retard]]
*[[Train Of Thought]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]




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Latest revision as of 17:39, 6 May 2023

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A DHD
This is what really intellectually accomplished people have to say. (irony)

ADHD is a shit excuse those kikes in the pharmaceutical industry use to get attention whores to buy drugs that make you into a super-soldier, bloodthirst to murder people, just so libtards can blame guns. So called "symptoms" are looking like you need to piss all the time, and feeding only from the attention of others (once left unfed, suicide will take place). Teenage kids who say they're FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGM instantly diagnose themselves with this, so to gratify their retardation. One first encounters those with real ADHD in school: remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting your education with an unfunny move or talk? They have ADHD. Remember that time you didn't pay attention in math class and scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook? You have ADHD. Congratulations, faggots.


In truth, the only reliable treatment is caffeine. Whether it be from tea, chocolate, soda, or at most coffee. It stimulates, raising the amount of specific chemicals that your brain uses to send signals (same results as overpriced medicine), all at an affordable price. It isn't fully accepted by pharmacists because caffeine ≠ shekel money.

For those suffering from ADHD that surf on the internet, this is their POV all the time:



An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid

ADHD kids can't get laid.

Here's a TL;DR example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):

<typicalgirl16> hey i was with Jessica when she read your message. not cool at all. 
honestly who are you kevin? you surprise me
 
<Logical Male> My understanding of her was one such that I thought that she was of 
the sort that wouldn't freak out about it, and that she would read the note I 
tagged her in (where I satirized myself for doing that, and explained why I did it), 
and she would in turn troll me back

<Logical Male> in addition a friend of mine said the following to me today,
"if shit is awkward with people, maybe it's just because you're not a good match."

which i extended and applied to Jessica as such:

someone capable of thinking some banal conversation about nothing is awkward and 
if I didn't think said conversation was awkward, then maybe it's because it's not
a good match. Because of the way that I think, which is such that it is consistent
only in that i can understand through reason any sort of action, is such that one 
who cannot, is not one who would be able to tolerate me.

<
<typicalgirl16> ...(thinking about boiz and rainbows)...
<
<Logical Male> though it was superficially "not cool", it had an underlying justification
which I thought she would get and in the case that she didn't, I provided access to 
material that would allow her to "get it".

i understand that it was hasty for me to jump to such a conclusion and that we 
live in a society that has underlying rules (or customs) that dictate behavior and 
expectations (though I am not 100% clear on where I stand on that issue), 
but it is important to me to assert that I wasn't being 100% dick

<typicalgirl16>I dunno, it sounds a lot like philosophical bs. Which it is.
Your little experiments always go way to far. Its not cool or different in a 
progressive way or anything. And about your remark about my internet use. 
you're right, i don't know shit about the internet because i have other hobbies 
that are far more beneficial. And if you would have trolled me, I probably wouldn't 
talk to you anymore because you would say hurtful things that are true. You may 
not think i know anything but i do know that this kind of behavior will get you 
nowhere in life. your career will be shit, your friendships will suffer and maybe
even your family will abandon you. its just social suicide and i am so over 
destructive behavior. its just immature. I know you are having a grand old time and 
taking this all in like some pretentious po-mo snob but you are in fact are backward.

<Logical Male>what you're saying anti-intellectualism in action.

it wasn't an experiment, it was something i did and when i realized i did it out of 
passion and not reason, I openly admitted to the world that I am retarded and have been
retarded on many occasions where i have let passion and not reason determine my actions.
All of which was done through satire.


i had to phrase the message to you as i did to make I was absolutely clear and to give 
you a logically valid explanation of why i did what i did. you responded with opinions 
which, whether or not they are true, make for a logically flawed argument -- which doesn't
really hold any water upon analysis. again i am not questioning the validity of your claims,
every one might be 100% true, but the key word there is "might" whereas I left no room for 
ambiguity by providing a sound argument.

On a side note, the internet drives the entire contemporary world

And voila, one uses ADHD as a way to intellectually checkmate his opposition.

ADHD's antithesis is utilitarianism (learning for the end of being smarter than most versus learning just barely enough to get a shit retail or service job on Main Street, USA). While some argue that ADHD isn't a real disorder and say "ADHD is used as an excuse for someone being a social fuckup because they set things on fire, shit on people's clothes and cannot do any activity for two seconds without resorting to violence" -- these people are retards and should be killed with fire.

ADHD/ADD & Parents

ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of doctors used to use it to get munniez. They got concerned mothers thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some other exotic bullshit disease. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 minute, and so basically have no use except for older siblings to steal, crush, and snort when they run out of weed. ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.

See Also


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