Bacon

The meaning of life itself.

The root of all bacons!

Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make Jews regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the internet's fetish for bacon.

The Definitive Guide To Bacon

Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.

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Push Button; Receive Bacon

Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.

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Bacony Faggotry

In 2012, a 22-year-old social media intern named Joshua Flaherty died of blood poisoning after shoving 10 pounds of bacon up his ass to win upvotes on Reddit, because he was obsessed with bacon and internet memes like baconmania. No word on whether it was cooked or raw.

I Am Legend

I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.

I was saving this gallery

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  I was saving that.
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  Bitches don't know.
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  300.
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  Why Fred was out.

Bacon Branding

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Miscellaneous About missing Pics

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  Baby formula...no, really srsly srs. o_O
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  Spam!
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Beverages About missing Pics

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  How do you even describe VODKA as "refreshing"?
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  A limited production run product, never got past test marketing groups.
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  Probably the only thing in this gallery you could drink without gagging.

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Bacon Art

Much like your average "Moon Sister" on her monthly cycle who feels compelled to create crafts from her vaginal crevices, so too do bacon fanatics and fans alike enjoy turning otherwise perfectly good pig into useless, largely inedible "art". Often for the sole purpose of preening over their porkish devotions like a pretentious, self-infatuated jackass with a bloated ego to match the Brobdingnagian size of their bacon fat infused bellies.

Master-pieces of Pig (past tense) About missing Pics

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  Kevin Bacon...Bacon
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  A pig mug filled with curdled cow drippings
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  Bacon bowls, for the masochistic vegan!
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  How to make your own
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  At least these are edible
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  God in the form of bacon, or bacon in the form of God...you decide!
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  Nothing says, "I love you!" like a heart shaped heart attack

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General Bacony Goodness About missing Pics

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  Not to be confused with Francis Bacon.
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  Bacon Cat.
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  For the fruity fag in all of us!
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  NOW GAWD DAMMIT!!!
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  MATHS! It works, bitches!
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  Never get between a man and his bacons.
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  Redundant bacon is redundant.
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  For crafty cross stitching bacon lover.
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  Tru.dat
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  Hardcore bacon loves!
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  Feel the greasy might of bacon biceps!
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  Nearly as bad as soy bacon.
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  Bacon is sentient and plotting its revenge.
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  Bacon in China.
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See also

• Borscht
• Spam
• Bacon and Eggs
• Epic Meal Time

	Bacon is part of a series on Food and Drink [BleurghOm Nom Nom]
Food Bacon • Bacon and Eggs • Bread • Candwich • Cheeky Nando's • Chick-Fil-A • Fried Chicken • Chocolate Ice Cream • Cookies • Mayonnaise • Cupcake • Delicious Cake • Double Down • Green Onions • Ham • Honey Bunches of Oats • Hot Dogs and Sausages • Jesus Tortilla • Leeks • Liver • Meat • Pasta • Pears • Nutella • Pie • Pizza and Beer • Pork • Potato • Ramen • Sammich • Spaghettios • Subway • Sushi • Taco Bell • Topkek • Waffles • Watermelonz • Wendy's Superbar Drink Alcohol • Crystal Head Vodka • Coffee • Jizztini • Kool-AIDS • Milk • Mountain Dew • Pabst Blue Ribbon • Tentacle Grape • Whiskey • Wilkins Coffee Delicious Internets Ainsley Harriott • The Annoying Orange • BREADCRAB • Dancing Sandwich • Make me a sandwich • Food Pyramid • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Hypnocake • Loli Haet Pizza • Mershed Perderder • Sea Kittens • The Domino's YouTube Incident • Paula Deen • People eating fruit • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Food • Растишка Not Fit For Consumption Amy's Baking Company • Andouillette • Armin Meiwes • Gordon Ramsay • HowToBasic • Jared Fogle • McDonalds • Pocky • Simply Sara • Subservient Chicken • Sugarless Gummy Bears • Calamari • The McNugget Burgler

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Featured article March 18 & 19, 2013
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