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'''Vincent Weiguang Li''' is a 40 year old [[batshit insane]], samurai [[chink]] from [[canada|Edmonton, Alberta]]. Li gained a bit of [[E-fame|notoriety]] in July of [[2008]] for brutally [[pwned|murdering]],[[Muslim Massacre|beheading]] and [[eat|eating]] parts of a [[Jokawild|fellow passenger]] aboard a Greyhound bus. However since this all happened in [[Canada]], [[noone]] in the rest of the world could really give a [[shit]], and unfortunately Li will never attain the [[internet celebrity|status and prestige]] of a [[sick fuck|Jeffery Dahmer]] or a [[pedophile|John Wayne Gacy]]. [[moonspeak|Ro Rad]]. | {{aspie}} | ||
'''Vincent Weiguang Li''' is a 40-year-old [[batshit insane]], samurai [[chink]] from [[canada|Edmonton, Alberta]]. Li gained a bit of [[E-fame|notoriety]] in July of [[2008]] for brutally [[pwned|murdering]],[[Muslim Massacre|beheading]] and [[eat|eating]] parts of a [[Jokawild|fellow passenger]] aboard a Greyhound bus. However since this all happened in [[Canada]], [[noone]] in the rest of the world could really give a [[shit]], and unfortunately Li will never attain the [[internet celebrity|status and prestige]] of a [[sick fuck|Jeffery Dahmer]] or a [[pedophile|John Wayne Gacy]]. [[moonspeak|Ro Rad]]. | |||
== The Ride Of His Life == | |||
[[Image:Tim McLean.jpg|thumb|Shithead/victim... And chink?]] | |||
It all happened on July 31, 2008. While making the [[trying too hard|arduous]] journey across Canada's <s>prairie-lands</s> [[shithole|wastelands]], Mr. Li had the misfortune of being seated next to [[Tim McLean]], a 22 year old [[gypsies|carnie]] who also happened to be [[juggalo|down with the clown]]. As the bus trip dragged on Li was subjected to more and more of McLean's [[faggotry]], which consisted of but was not limited to, chugging [[cum|Faygo]] and reciting the [[poetry|Juggalo creed]]. Finally enough was enough and Li had to take a stand. Right in the middle of a [[rap|killer verse]] Li pulled out his [[epic sword guy|samurai sword]] and put a scratch in that CD that [[noone]] could fix. Unfortunately for Li, he was now consumed in an insane chink [[rage]] and proceeded to cut up McLean [[at least 100|six ways]] to Sunday, leaving a bloodied mess of clown parts. | It all happened on July 31, 2008. While making the [[trying too hard|arduous]] journey across Canada's <s>prairie-lands</s> [[shithole|wastelands]], Mr. Li had the misfortune of being seated next to [[Tim McLean]], a 22 year old [[gypsies|carnie]] who also happened to be [[juggalo|down with the clown]]. As the bus trip dragged on Li was subjected to more and more of McLean's [[faggotry]], which consisted of but was not limited to, chugging [[cum|Faygo]] and reciting the [[poetry|Juggalo creed]]. Finally enough was enough and Li had to take a stand. Right in the middle of a [[rap|killer verse]] Li pulled out his [[epic sword guy|samurai sword]] and put a scratch in that CD that [[noone]] could fix. Unfortunately for Li, he was now consumed in an insane chink [[rage]] and proceeded to cut up McLean [[at least 100|six ways]] to Sunday, leaving a bloodied mess of clown parts. | ||
== Chinese Guillotine == | == Chinese Guillotine == | ||
[[Image:Vince_li_bus.jpg|thumb | |||
[[Image:Vince_li_bus.jpg|thumb|Leave me to meditate on my art, you swine. Then I must run to the wilds of nature and find new inspiration!!]] | |||
By this point the other passengers had noticed the [[lulz|exemplary]] job Li had done on McLean, and wanting to give this [[artist]] the privacy he needed to finish his [[pain series|masterpiece]], they persuaded the bus driver to pull over and [[GTFO|disembarked]]. Li, who was still feeling his [[Chris Benoit|chink rage]], pondered what else he could do to this mess of [[Dumbledore|dead faggot]] in front of him. That's when true [[insanity|inspiration]] hit him. He took his sword and began [[cutting|carving]] away at McLean's neck. Seeing that something truly [[retarded|special]] was going on, the bus driver, a passenger, and some random [[white trash|trucker]] stepped aboard the bus to gain a glimpse at [[genius]] at work. Li was not pleased with this interruption and [[banhammer|banished]] them from the bus, but not before showing the [[epic win|pinnacle]] of his work: McLean's [[guro|severed head]]. At this point Li locked the door of the bus and went back to [[necrophilia|work]] on his masterpiece. | By this point the other passengers had noticed the [[lulz|exemplary]] job Li had done on McLean, and wanting to give this [[artist]] the privacy he needed to finish his [[pain series|masterpiece]], they persuaded the bus driver to pull over and [[GTFO|disembarked]]. Li, who was still feeling his [[Chris Benoit|chink rage]], pondered what else he could do to this mess of [[Dumbledore|dead faggot]] in front of him. That's when true [[insanity|inspiration]] hit him. He took his sword and began [[cutting|carving]] away at McLean's neck. Seeing that something truly [[retarded|special]] was going on, the bus driver, a passenger, and some random [[white trash|trucker]] stepped aboard the bus to gain a glimpse at [[genius]] at work. Li was not pleased with this interruption and [[banhammer|banished]] them from the bus, but not before showing the [[epic win|pinnacle]] of his work: McLean's [[guro|severed head]]. At this point Li locked the door of the bus and went back to [[necrophilia|work]] on his masterpiece. | ||
[[File:Mr potato head.jpg|thumb|right|Notice the exquisite flowing lines, the dramatically contrasting colours and the organic shapes.]] | [[File:Mr potato head.jpg|thumb|right|Notice the exquisite flowing lines, the dramatically contrasting colours and the organic shapes.]] | ||
== Why So Crazy == | == Why So Crazy == | ||
[[Image:Canada beheading 2.jpg|thumb | |||
According to [[Canadia|Canadian police]], when they first arrived on the scene Li was [[flame war|taunting]] them with McLean's head from the driver's seat. This is clearly an [[idiot|inability]] by the cops to understand genius at work. Why was Li sitting in the driver's seat, you ask? Well obviously he wanted to take his art [[SUP_DAWG|exhibit]] on the road but the bus wouldn't run due to some [[butthurt|jealously]] from the bus driver. The [[fact]] that he had McLean's head with him can only mean that he was looking for some [[blowjob|hot oral action]] while on the road. Another [[I'm_so_confused|misunderstanding]] of Li comes from the other passengers who described him as being [[robot]] like and expressing [[Psychopath|no emotion]]. What these passengers don't understand is what it's like to be [[killing|"in the zone"]] when working on a piece of [[ass|art]]. All of these [[lies|allegations]] of Li being crazy have since been put to rest by court appointed [[psychiatrists]] who have deemed him [http://www.portagedailygraphic.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1362759 competent to stand trial]. The [[internet trial|fun]] begins in May [[2009]]. | [[Image:Canada beheading 2.jpg|thumb|Genius or madman?]] | ||
According to [[Canadia|Canadian police]], when they first arrived on the scene Li was [[flame war|taunting]] them with McLean's head from the driver's seat. This is clearly an [[idiot|inability]] by the cops to understand genius at work. Why was Li sitting in the driver's seat, you ask? Well obviously he wanted to take his art [[SUP_DAWG|exhibit]] on the road but the bus wouldn't run due to some [[butthurt|jealously]] from the bus driver. The [[fact]] that he had McLean's head with him can only mean that he was looking for some [[blowjob|hot oral action]] while on the road. Another [[I'm_so_confused|misunderstanding]] of Li comes from the other passengers who described him as being [[robot]] like and expressing [[Psychopath|no emotion]] (i.e. being Asian). What these passengers don't understand is what it's like to be [[killing|"in the zone"]] when working on a piece of [[ass|art]]. All of these [[lies|allegations]] of Li being crazy have since been put to rest by court appointed [[psychiatrists]] who have deemed him [http://www.portagedailygraphic.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1362759 competent to stand trial]. The [[internet trial|fun]] begins in May [[2009]]. | |||
== The Passengers Speak Out == | == The Passengers Speak Out == | ||
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[[Image:Vince_Li_art_critics.jpg|thumb|Philistines!!]] | |||
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== Links == | == Links == | ||
*[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080731/Manitoba_bus_080731/20080731?hub=TopStories CTV Article] <br> | *[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080731/Manitoba_bus_080731/20080731?hub=TopStories CTV Article] <br> | ||
*[ | *[http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=7886faf4-e8e9-4217-ac1d-66563d16ec9f Vancouver Sun Article]<br> | ||
*[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395781,00.html Faux News]<br> | *[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395781,00.html Faux News]<br> | ||
*[http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story/2008/07/31/greyhound-transcanada.html CBC News]<br> | *[http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story/2008/07/31/greyhound-transcanada.html CBC News]<br> | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=108390479 Tim McLean MySpace]<br> | *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=108390479 Tim McLean MySpace]<br> | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=4&oid=22639421199&aid=-1&auser=&view=all#/group.php?gid=22639421199 One of MANY Tim McLean Facebook tribute pages] | *[http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=4&oid=22639421199&aid=-1&auser=&view=all#/group.php?gid=22639421199 One of MANY Tim McLean Facebook tribute pages] | ||
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213626/Freedom-granted-man-beheaded-Greyhound-bus-passenger.html Released from prison, February 11, 2017] | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:22, 11 January 2024
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Vincent Weiguang Li is a 40-year-old batshit insane, samurai chink from Edmonton, Alberta. Li gained a bit of notoriety in July of 2008 for brutally murdering,beheading and eating parts of a fellow passenger aboard a Greyhound bus. However since this all happened in Canada, noone in the rest of the world could really give a shit, and unfortunately Li will never attain the status and prestige of a Jeffery Dahmer or a John Wayne Gacy. Ro Rad.
The Ride Of His Life
It all happened on July 31, 2008. While making the arduous journey across Canada's prairie-lands wastelands, Mr. Li had the misfortune of being seated next to Tim McLean, a 22 year old carnie who also happened to be down with the clown. As the bus trip dragged on Li was subjected to more and more of McLean's faggotry, which consisted of but was not limited to, chugging Faygo and reciting the Juggalo creed. Finally enough was enough and Li had to take a stand. Right in the middle of a killer verse Li pulled out his samurai sword and put a scratch in that CD that noone could fix. Unfortunately for Li, he was now consumed in an insane chink rage and proceeded to cut up McLean six ways to Sunday, leaving a bloodied mess of clown parts.
Chinese Guillotine
By this point the other passengers had noticed the exemplary job Li had done on McLean, and wanting to give this artist the privacy he needed to finish his masterpiece, they persuaded the bus driver to pull over and disembarked. Li, who was still feeling his chink rage, pondered what else he could do to this mess of dead faggot in front of him. That's when true inspiration hit him. He took his sword and began carving away at McLean's neck. Seeing that something truly special was going on, the bus driver, a passenger, and some random trucker stepped aboard the bus to gain a glimpse at genius at work. Li was not pleased with this interruption and banished them from the bus, but not before showing the pinnacle of his work: McLean's severed head. At this point Li locked the door of the bus and went back to work on his masterpiece.
Why So Crazy
According to Canadian police, when they first arrived on the scene Li was taunting them with McLean's head from the driver's seat. This is clearly an inability by the cops to understand genius at work. Why was Li sitting in the driver's seat, you ask? Well obviously he wanted to take his art exhibit on the road but the bus wouldn't run due to some jealously from the bus driver. The fact that he had McLean's head with him can only mean that he was looking for some hot oral action while on the road. Another misunderstanding of Li comes from the other passengers who described him as being robot like and expressing no emotion (i.e. being Asian). What these passengers don't understand is what it's like to be "in the zone" when working on a piece of art. All of these allegations of Li being crazy have since been put to rest by court appointed psychiatrists who have deemed him competent to stand trial. The fun begins in May 2009.
The Passengers Speak Out
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See Also
Links
- CTV Article
- Vancouver Sun Article
- Faux News
- CBC News
- Tim McLean MySpace
- One of MANY Tim McLean Facebook tribute pages
- Released from prison, February 11, 2017
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Vincent Li is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
