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{{info|All we see is a faggot who [[crying|talks]] to himself on his own forum and like a huge pussy denies anyone the opportunity to create their own posts by '''DISABLING REGISTRATION'''. LOL WHAT A BITCH! XD}}<br /> | {{info|All we see is a faggot who [[crying|talks]] to himself on his own forum and like a huge pussy denies anyone the opportunity to create their own posts by '''DISABLING REGISTRATION'''. LOL WHAT A BITCH! XD}}<br /> | ||
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Everybody knows that [[Stabbington|hedgehogs]] make better pets than ferrets anyway. | Everybody knows that [[Stabbington|hedgehogs]] make better pets than ferrets anyway. | ||
== AngelofthyNight vs. [[Portal of Evil]] == | == AngelofthyNight vs. [[Portal of Evil]] == | ||
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{{squote|Lets just cut the shit, you can blame me for everything. You can sue me for everything. Sue me because you have no friends. Because you make a shitty website, because your mommy doesn't love you. Have at it. Just in case I am not making myself clear - [[ALL_CAPS|FUCKING SUE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT]]. You little balless wonder, so fucking scared that someone might soil your virtual underpants you want to run behind some fucking [[lolsuit|lawsuit]] and think your gibberish will scare me!?!? How is this for scary, for each stupid statement you say - your mommy (the one who doesn't love you) grows a black cancerous cyst on her cunt, and as you keep spouting this shit, her black cancer cunt is going to grow so large it eats her and your family's dog. And then both the dog and the black cancer cunt are going to come back from the dead and haunt you. You will forbid your sidekick from doing a "history study" on her because it will only come back that mommy didn't love you. Eventually the black cancer cunt will become a mainstay in your home. Sadly within 2 weeks it will have more friends in the neighborhood than you have made in the past 3 years.|Chet, on AngelofthyNight}} | {{squote|Lets just cut the shit, you can blame me for everything. You can sue me for everything. Sue me because you have no friends. Because you make a shitty website, because your mommy doesn't love you. Have at it. Just in case I am not making myself clear - [[ALL_CAPS|FUCKING SUE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT]]. You little balless wonder, so fucking scared that someone might soil your virtual underpants you want to run behind some fucking [[lolsuit|lawsuit]] and think your gibberish will scare me!?!? How is this for scary, for each stupid statement you say - your mommy (the one who doesn't love you) grows a black cancerous cyst on her cunt, and as you keep spouting this shit, her black cancer cunt is going to grow so large it eats her and your family's dog. And then both the dog and the black cancer cunt are going to come back from the dead and haunt you. You will forbid your sidekick from doing a "history study" on her because it will only come back that mommy didn't love you. Eventually the black cancer cunt will become a mainstay in your home. Sadly within 2 weeks it will have more friends in the neighborhood than you have made in the past 3 years.|Chet, on AngelofthyNight}} | ||
Hezron also revealed that this was not Lord Rick's [[virgin|first time]] on [[Portal of Evil]], pointing out his [http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/legends/143/angelssorrowpage.html "angel's sorrow page"] which includes a lulzy [[Randi Harper|girlfriend application]] and a threat to become [[an hero]] (which is a recurring theme in Lord Rick's life). That particular link was submitted by "[[Anonymous]]" on June 18, 2001, making [[Portal of Evil]] the first site to ever [[troll]] AngelofthyNight. They would certainly not be the last. | Hezron also revealed that this was not Lord Rick's [[virgin|first time]] on [[Portal of Evil]], pointing out his [https://web.archive.org/web/20020712100810/http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/legends/143/angelssorrowpage.html "angel's sorrow page"] which includes a lulzy [[Randi Harper|girlfriend application]] and a threat to become [[an hero]] (which is a recurring theme in Lord Rick's life). That particular link was submitted by "[[Anonymous]]" on June 18, 2001, making [[Portal of Evil]] the first site to ever [[troll]] AngelofthyNight. They would certainly not be the last. | ||
== AngelofthyNight vs. uer.ca == | == AngelofthyNight vs. uer.ca == | ||
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Lord Rick also set several of his [[MySpace]] blog entries to private, and, in keeping with his [[internet panhandling]], restricted full access to his [[shit]] website to those who give him [[OL]] or [[IRL]] [[fellatio]], [[attention whore|attention]], or money. Yes, for the low price of $39.99 per year, you too can peruse the entirety of AngelofthyNight's paranoid [[Unwarranted Self Importance|delusions of grandeur]]. | Lord Rick also set several of his [[MySpace]] blog entries to private, and, in keeping with his [[internet panhandling]], restricted full access to his [[shit]] website to those who give him [[OL]] or [[IRL]] [[fellatio]], [[attention whore|attention]], or money. Yes, for the low price of $39.99 per year, you too can peruse the entirety of AngelofthyNight's paranoid [[Unwarranted Self Importance|delusions of grandeur]]. | ||
== AngelofthyNight vs. Oddempire.org == | == AngelofthyNight vs. Oddempire.org == | ||
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== AngelofthyNight responds to ED == | == AngelofthyNight responds to ED == | ||
AngelofthyNight claims that he won't read this article because it is full of negativity and [[hater|hate]]. He also claims that since someone wrote a long article about him, it means that people secretly [[unwarranted self importance|look up to him and are jealous of him]]. Obviously, Lord Rick [[you fail it|fails it]] at understanding [[troll|trolling]]. One day, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that his curiosity will get the better of him. | AngelofthyNight claims that he won't read this article because it is full of negativity and [[hater|hate]]. He also claims that since someone wrote a long article about him, it means that people secretly [[unwarranted self importance|look up to him and are jealous of him]]. Obviously, Lord Rick [[you fail it|fails it]] at understanding [[troll|trolling]]. One day, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that his curiosity will get the better of him. | ||
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Lord Rick's guest appearance on Paranormal Interest Radio [http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100232225] included his usual references to unrestrained [[drugs|marijuana]] use, claims of [[Raptor Jesus|omnipotence]], and standard [[shameless self promotion]]. | Lord Rick's guest appearance on Paranormal Interest Radio [http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100232225] included his usual references to unrestrained [[drugs|marijuana]] use, claims of [[Raptor Jesus|omnipotence]], and standard [[shameless self promotion]]. | ||
Within days of realizing he'd been completely [[pwned]] by Paranormal Interest Radio Lord Rick copied Paranormal Interest Radio by starting his OWN radio show on NowLive, and naturally accused everyone of copying him. Then Lord rick threatened the world that he was going to [[Internet_lawsuit|sue everyone]]. Lord Rick even spent several minutes of the radio show bawwwing about Paranormal Interest Radio for their inability to [[moderator|control]] all of the [[troll|users]] in the NowLive chat room who joked around about Lord Rick's moronic character flaws and stupidity during the show. Lord Rick also devoted much of the show to his concept that | Within days of realizing he'd been completely [[pwned]] by Paranormal Interest Radio Lord Rick copied Paranormal Interest Radio by starting his OWN radio show on NowLive, and naturally accused everyone of copying him. Then Lord rick threatened the world that he was going to [[Internet_lawsuit|sue everyone]]. Lord Rick even spent several minutes of the radio show bawwwing about Paranormal Interest Radio for their inability to [[moderator|control]] all of the [[troll|users]] in the NowLive chat room who joked around about Lord Rick's moronic character flaws and stupidity during the show. Lord Rick also devoted much of the show to his concept that kids should be [[marijuana]] every day before school because it helps them to think more clearer." | ||
On his 12/20 show, in the NowLive chatroom, a listener was seen asking Lord Rick some basic questions about his paranormal abilities. Lord Rick banned the listener after two questions. | On his 12/20 show, in the NowLive chatroom, a listener was seen asking Lord Rick some basic questions about his paranormal abilities. Lord Rick banned the listener after two questions. | ||
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Shortly after, the founder and [[moderator]] of an Upstate New York paranormal discussion board received a thread from an obvious AngelofthyNight [[sockpuppet]], who attacked the man for his [[religion]], association with RickTard's longtime nemesis (a successful author from the same area), and accused the man of directly copying the PGS forum. Lord Rick was [[b&]] from the forum and sent a warning message to the guestbook on his website. Naturally, AngelofthyNight chose not to post it in his guestbook. | Shortly after, the founder and [[moderator]] of an Upstate New York paranormal discussion board received a thread from an obvious AngelofthyNight [[sockpuppet]], who attacked the man for his [[religion]], association with RickTard's longtime nemesis (a successful author from the same area), and accused the man of directly copying the PGS forum. Lord Rick was [[b&]] from the forum and sent a warning message to the guestbook on his website. Naturally, AngelofthyNight chose not to post it in his guestbook. | ||
Later that same day, Lord Rick's [[MySpace]] featured a [[blog]] entry entitled, "[[User: | Later that same day, Lord Rick's [[MySpace]] featured a [[blog]] entry entitled, "[[User:Yuhavenoaccount|King Basher]]....Exposed....Friends Read This Person Is Dangerous." The friends of [[User:Yuhavenoaccount|The_Basher]] reported the entry to MySpace as it violated the Myspace ToS. Almost 24 hours later, the post still remained. | ||
On 12/29, der Ricktard released another obscenity-laden on his "radio show." This time, he lashed out with attacks on CPIT, a paranormal group out of [[Chicago]], UER, as well as two other Paranormal Research groups, GSI and BSI, both apparently hellbent on exposing Lord Rick for the blatant pot smoking loser that he is. In the 12/29 show, his inability to keep his crap equipment up and running led to a break (five minutes of static) in his show wherein Lord Rick [[shitting bricks|shit bricks]] so that Lord Rick could reload on his precious [[jenkem]] and [[marijuana]]. His claim that that various groups were attacking him in his own chat room in front of his thousands of fans and members was whined about in great detail, preceded by a ranting claim that all of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was about himself, and had been [[lie|authored by the mysterious "King Flasher."]] | On 12/29, der Ricktard released another obscenity-laden on his "radio show." This time, he lashed out with attacks on CPIT, a paranormal group out of [[Chicago]], UER, as well as two other Paranormal Research groups, GSI and BSI, both apparently hellbent on exposing Lord Rick for the blatant pot smoking loser that he is. In the 12/29 show, his inability to keep his crap equipment up and running led to a break (five minutes of static) in his show wherein Lord Rick [[shitting bricks|shit bricks]] so that Lord Rick could reload on his precious [[jenkem]] and [[marijuana]]. His claim that that various groups were attacking him in his own chat room in front of his thousands of fans and members was whined about in great detail, preceded by a ranting claim that all of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was about himself, and had been [[lie|authored by the mysterious "King Flasher."]] | ||
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==RECENT DRAMA== | ==RECENT DRAMA== | ||
Lord Rick has been creating further drama on the free podcast service [http://nowlive.com NowLive]where he does bi-monthly rant-a-thons about how everyone and their mom is out to get him. Despite the fact that a lot of moms are out to get him for picking the locks of their shrill shrieking daughters. Lord Rick's podcasts can be found at | Lord Rick has been creating further drama on the free podcast service <s>[http://nowlive.com NowLive]</s> where he does bi-monthly rant-a-thons about how everyone and their mom is out to get him. Despite the fact that a lot of moms are out to get him for picking the locks of their shrill shrieking daughters. Lord Rick's podcasts can be found at | ||
http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100255030 | http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100255030 | ||
A growing number of net-tards are hassling Lord Rick by way of blogging at http://angelofthynight.com. Lord Rick has proclaimed that he never goes there and never reads their shit. Naturally he's all over it like a pig in slop and can't stay away. Just like when he claimed that he never reads this page, except when he vandalizes it and writes TL DL [http://web.archive.org/web/20080120004054/www.paranormalghostsociety.org/Splashing.htm rebuttals] in his hugbox. | A growing number of net-tards are hassling Lord Rick by way of blogging at [https://web.archive.org/web/20100507095208/http://www.angelofthynight.com/? angelofthynight.com]. Lord Rick has proclaimed that he never goes there and never reads their shit. Naturally he's all over it like a pig in slop and can't stay away. Just like when he claimed that he never reads this page, except when he vandalizes it and writes TL DL [http://web.archive.org/web/20080120004054/www.paranormalghostsociety.org/Splashing.htm rebuttals] in his hugbox. | ||
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* [[Argent009]] | * [[Argent009]] | ||
* [[Talk:Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown]] Immense butthurt to be found here. Rick is [[User:AbusedByEvan]]. | * [[Talk:Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown]] Immense butthurt to be found here. Rick is [[User:AbusedByEvan]]. | ||
* [[Seph Lawless]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == |
Latest revision as of 03:01, 25 January 2016
All we see is a faggot who talks to himself on his own forum and like a huge pussy denies anyone the opportunity to create their own posts by DISABLING REGISTRATION. LOL WHAT A BITCH! XD |
AngelofthyNight AKA Lord Rick AKA Angelofthyeternaleve AKA Richard Rowe is a redneck stoner who is the founder of the Paranormal and Ghost Society. He has become infamous for spreading epic drama and lulz throughout the internets for being repeatedly pwned for his unwarranted self importance, and in response, acting like an internet tough guy and threatening internet lawsuits.
Paranormal & Ghost Society
Since founding his ex wife founded the Paranormal & Ghost Society, AngelofthyNight has become a world-renowned paranormal investigator who has built his organization into one of the largest in the country. Specifically, AngelofthyNight will point to the 60,000 photographs he took on investigations, the thousands of society members, and the multiple mentions thereof in old media. IRL, his organization only has a few real members, his website looks like something an 8th grader shat out on Geocities, and his press amounts to a few local news stories and two-line blurbs in encyclopedias that include everything. However, since AngelofthyNight feels free to include anyone who has ever joined the e-mail list for his Yahoo groups, he believes he's achieved some sort of fame.
What AngelofthyNight does excel at is alienating those who might have any legitimate interest in helping him. In particular, the people around Lord Rick always seem to fail to live up to his outrageously high expectations, which causes no end of butthurt. Parties are a particularly sensitive issue for Lord Rick. The following usually happens:
Step 1: AngelofthyNight plans a huge party or event for his group.
Step 2: Only one or two people show up.
Step 3: AngelofthyNight goes "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!"
Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT!
Take, for example, this recent chestnut from his MySpace blog:
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—Lord Rick, he's the real deal |
tl;dr: AngelofthyNight attacks his own fanbase because nobody showed up to help investigate some spooky shit with him. He claims they're "cowards" because they're too scared of teh ghosts! He's also upset that nobody's showing up for his parties or helping him run the website. He threatens to close his website. He also talks about how cool he is and how everyone is missing out on a really good time, using infrared cameras in a cemetery at night with a butthurt redneck.
AngelofthyNight has also alienated former members of his organization because he is a sick fuck. A young man named Aaron was once one of his investigators, and quit the organization after a PGS party at which Lord Rick had a competitive Easter Egg Hunt. Aaron was forced to dress in a drag outfit that practically exposed his sack and was photographed extensively for Lord Rick's own sick fuck fapping pleasure at a later time. He also plastered Aaron's very gay drag pictures all over his website, but eventually removed the links to the pictures even though the thumbnails can still be seen here. ED scientists have concluded that the pictures were removed because Aaron's parents were none too pleased upon viewing the pictures and made their son stop hanging out with such a blatant pedophile.
Investigative Methods
AngelofthyNight's methodology is thorough and sound, at least for a stoner redneck retard. The Paranormal and Ghost Society goes out to cemeteries, historic sites, and other totally spooky places and takes pictures while Lord Rick leaps around from headstone to headstone acting like a douchebag with his sword that he carries on investigations. AngelofthyNight then photoshops orbs or other masses into his pictures to show that it was haunted. According to AngelofthyNight, all of the places he has investigated have been haunted.
Wall of Horror
There is also a section of the PGS website called "The Wall of Horror" that AngelofthyNight uses to trash the people and organizations that he feels have slighted him or caused him some offense. They include:
- author Mason Winfield, for being concerned about Lord Rick's dead friend and for being nice enough to put him on his television show. LOL WUT
- ghostvillage.com for not listing AngelofthyNight and his shit organization in their book.
- the SciFi channel and their shit show Ghost Hunters because he's jealous of the group it features, the Atlantic Paranormal Society.
- the local library, for blocking his shit website.
- the shit ABC show "Family Swap" for not putting his own horribly dysfunctional clan on the air. They were even nice enough to let him audition and not just tell him straight out to go fuck himself.
- uer.ca
- Oddempire.org (again) for not licking his balls or otherwise behaving like a typical MySpace fag.
- Some UER faggot named Roadwolf
About Himself
AngelofthyNight believes that he is an immortal creature with superpowers, like an otherkin whose "other" is God. Much like Jesus Christ, AngelofthyNight also believes he has the ability to heal people through his touch. In his own words:
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TL/DR "I'm a delusional sick fuck!"
Lord Rick also believes that when he dies, he will become a god. His unwarranted self-importance has led some to suspect that AngelofthyNight is just a troll or is doing it for the lulz.
Spiritual
As befits the founder of a paranormal research group and the owner of several Wicca-themed Yahoo groups, AngelofthyNight is, in his own words, "not religious." How this jibes with the charms, spells, and other worthless pagan crap he sells on his website is not immediately obvious.
AngelofthyNight's advanced spiritual understanding tells him that ghosts are totally turned on by his bitchin' tattoos:
—AngelofthyNight |
According to AngelofthyNight, ghosts are like dogs in several ways. First of all, you cannot show any fear around them, or else they might attack you. Second, if a ghost likes you or has rabies, it might follow you home. Lastly, if you slather yourself in peanut butter, a ghost will totally suck your cock.
Not surprisingly, AngelofthyNight is also a big believer in UFOs. In fact, he saw one once, and you should believe him despite not offering a shred of evidence:
—AngelofthyNight |
—some dude on Portal of Evil |
Drugs
One of Lord Rick's hobbies is smoking marijuana at every social gathering he attends, taking pictures of himself in the act, and posting them online. His MySpace blog also corroborates his substantial drug usage, because all he posts about is how much pot he smokes. He is also stupid enough to name his dealers, who will probably shoot him if they ever find out. He's not afraid of getting caught, however, because of the disclaimer on his website:
—AngelofthyNight |
Of course, The Man will never dare cross such a powerful incantation, and He certainly wouldn't be moar suspicious of someone who hates Him that much.
AngelofthyNight is also a big believer in what he calls the NWO which tries to persecute him at every turn, no doubt because the Jew are trying to keep him from his precious pot and CP.
Political
AngelofthyNight's political views range from libertarian to communist to hippy, which is about as consistent as you can get from a brain soaked in THC. The only coherent thread is his hatred of America. In the "Fight for the Future" section of the Paranormal & Ghost Society site, he details his political views:
- The government has made a law prohibiting people from approaching aliens. It's apparently in the Patriot Act. Obviously, he just can't tell extraterrestrials from beaners.
- The Branch Davidians at Waco were just freedom-loving Americans, who happened to be led by a child-rapist.
- The government implants microchips in people to track their movements.
- JEWS DID WTC
- AngelofthyNight advocates some sort of Kristallnacht against the offices of social workers, because he is incapable of taking care of his own children.
- AngelofthyNight advocates violence against DMV employees because he was too retarded to realize he should have turned in his New York license when he moved to Florida.
- AngelofthyNight hates the armed forces and America, and invokes Godwin's Law. Since Hitler is not around, the United States doesn't need an army. Sound logic.
- Nobody should pay their taxes.
- "The US Constitution is what i believe in the declaration of independence." LOL WUT
- You should give your life to march on Washington so that Lord Rick can see UFO documents.
- Crime is due to high property taxes. This, of course, ignores the fact that most crime is caused by people who live in areas where tax assessments are low. Y'know, due to crime and all.
- The government should abolish all taxes, and also enact massive welfare programs with money from... somewhere.
- The Constitutional Amendments prohibiting slavery should be repealed.
- Fewer people should go to college (undoubtedly because he did not).
- The 2nd and 4th Amendments should be brought back, from... somewhere.
- A march of 150,000 people would be able to storm the Capitol, White House and Pentagon successfully and establish a new government.
- He should be a shoe-in for the 2012 Elections, "after all, that fukin nigger got hisself elected." Why can't Lord Rick, a batshit, homeless, narcissistic, drugged out piece of white trash shit have a chance?" [1]
Like any good racist redneck faggot with a hardon for government overthrow, AngelofthyNight is an admirer of Hal Turner. Unlike Hal, however, Lord Rick is totally okay with the welfare system. Sekrit EDiot research has revealed that Lord Rick is a disgusting, filthy leech on the blessed teat of the United States government's social services, collecting disability money from the government for "back pain" so that he can go fishing, play soccer and smoke marijuana.
Personal Life
Despite getting married at least 100 years ago, AngelofthyNight maintains an extremely active dating life, moving from fat gothic 16-year-old girls to batshit crack whores and back with singular ease, thanks to the profiles he's established on every single dating site on the Internet. He strongly prefers lolis, faps to CP, and has an Asian fetish, thus making him a middle-aged version of Anonymous.
AngelofthyNight claims that he is forced to seek attention elsewhere because his wife is a fat, batshit bisexual witch who's given him nothing but children. In his own words:
—AngelofthyNight |
It's hard to imagine why a woman might be upset that she married a stoner redneck with no future who lives in a garage and has no sense of responsibility for his family, but it's true: the only thing keeping her in the relationship is AngelofthyNight's willingness to coax unsuspecting girls into disgusting threesomes.
Sometime last Thursday, AngelofthyNight dated a fat goth loli with the appropriate moniker of Angel. She ran away from home and moved in with Mr. and Mrs. ofthyNight for unlimited meth-sweaty sex, but her family and friends intervened when they saw the massive fail she'd become entwined in. After this break up, Lord Rick posted a whiny response and admitted to crying, subsequently surrendering all man points, but unfortunately he removed the lulz within a few months. He successfully moved on to dating Ariel, a drunk homeless crackwhore who used him for sex and drugs. Unfortunately for Lord Rick, even a homeless crack whore has limits on what she'll put up with for a place to sleep, and she dumped him. You can read the tl;dr details here if you're ever starved for writing with no trace of punctuation. He threatened to become an hero on his MySpace blog and, as a result, supposedly got a sympathy bone from a comparatively hot azn loli.
AngelofthyNight spends most of his time trolling for teh pu55y on MySpace. He recently left a comment for a particular lady and then stayed up for 24 hours waiting until she responded. When she didn't, he bitched about feeling ignored:
—AngelofthyNight |
Everybody knows that hedgehogs make better pets than ferrets anyway.
AngelofthyNight vs. Portal of Evil
Lord Rick has been on the internet forever, long before web 2.0 started. On July 7, 2003, user "hezron" added a link to Paranormal Ghost Society Portal of Evil. Users on the PoE forums laughed at the overall shittiness of the website and more pointedly, at AngelofthyNight himself. Feeling incredibly butthurt, AngelofthyNight created a sockpuppet account named "Blue Thunder" or "Brad" on Portal of Evil to pimp his own website and to defend himself against trolling. However, his attempt at sockpuppet faggotry was so transparent that the PoE users just humored him and continued having their lulz unabated.
Failing to heed PoE's cries of gb2 hugbox, AngelofthyNight decided to e-mail Chet, the co-owner of Portal of Evil, and tell him that he was calling the Internet Police and the Slander Salamander. Chet sent a kindly response:
—Chet, on AngelofthyNight |
Hezron also revealed that this was not Lord Rick's first time on Portal of Evil, pointing out his "angel's sorrow page" which includes a lulzy girlfriend application and a threat to become an hero (which is a recurring theme in Lord Rick's life). That particular link was submitted by "Anonymous" on June 18, 2001, making Portal of Evil the first site to ever troll AngelofthyNight. They would certainly not be the last.
AngelofthyNight vs. uer.ca
Sometime last Thursday, members of uer.ca, a Canadian urban exploration message board, were minding their own business when AngelofthyNight made a post where he explained his plans to explore some sekrit catacombs in the Buffalo, New York area, and resorted to internet panhandling by charging those who wished to join him $20 for the trip and equipment.
The flames started almost immediately, with Lord Rick acting like an internet tough guy saying that he handles any adversity with his bare hands, and threatening to kick the ass of any 13-year-old boy (but not actual adults, because that would be dangerous). He also admitted that the $20 donation had nothing to do with the actual trip, but was meant to offset the costs of his own flight from Florida.
Of course, this only set off a full-blown lollercaust as board members continued trolling, pointing out the lol sections of his shit website. Another member offered to take people on the same tour for free, while others pointed out that he was doing his investigations wrong, and that the caves he was planning to explore were neither sekrit nor particularly exciting. Lord Rick responded with a tl;dr rambling post where he said that he was rich and beautiful and that he was calling the Internet Police on uer.ca.
After Lord Rick declared lulz war, the moderators stepped in, temporarily withholding the banhammer so that AngelofthyNight could be more effectively trolled. Pics of Lord Rick's children were posted and uer.ca operatives were dispatched to [[tro/small>ll]] Lord Rick's MySpace. After awhile though, the drama died down until the weekend of AngelofthyNight's big trip.
The Shooped Cave Drama
A few of the uer.ca members showed up at the entrance of the allegedly sekrit cave that AngelofthyNight was supposed to be exploring that weekend and stayed the entire weekend, to either meet AngelofthyNight or to call him on his bullshit. AngelofthyNight never showed up. None of the promised newspaper or TV coverage ever occurred. As it turns out, Lord Rick did come to the caves; he just went to the rear entrance by unnecessarily climbing up the sides of waterfalls, when he could have easily driven to the cave entrance. He was also stunned to find that his beloved MySpace whores didn't want to let him wash his disgusting body at their houses, or sleep in their beds -- one whore even told him she hoped he froze to death.
Further Lulz
AngelofthyNight returned to uer.ca with a vengeance, accusing the users of many internet crimes and other srs business including pedophilia, although given his atrocious grammar it is hard to tell, really:
—AngelofthyNight |
When it was pointed out that AngelofthyNight didn't know the law and had posted the pictures in question on his publicly available MySpace page, AngelofthyNight responded with more lulz and threats, where he claimed to have contacted the site's owner, and the Internet Police:
—AngelofthyNight |
The site owner revealed that Lord Rick had never contacted him at all, and even if he had, the website was hosted in Canada and immune to the local sheriff's laws.
AngelofthyNight made another attempt to subject the owner of uer.ca to massive pwnage, by submitting a tl;dr post to the guestbook (of his own website that nobody gives a shit about) making your mom jokes and threatening to sic Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies on uer.ca. srsly:
January 4th 2007
11:52:53 AM
What is your name?
Lord Rick What is the Title of your Web Site: PGS A Description of your Web Site: Paranormal How did you find this Web Site? Owner Where are you from? Florida A Place You Want Us To Investigate? Investigate Uer I Got Plenty of Photos of Poindexter. Willing To Make A Small Donation? I do not mind being self funded Its all good. Interested In Joining The Team? I am the leader but we have a solid team. Are You A Member Of Our Organization? I Am Its Foundation Do You Believe? Yeah I heard a rumor that Alex gets on his knees and sucks some of his explorers off!
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I think that you will be very happy to know that you messed with the wrong dad I would kill another man for my sons you crossed me brother and wanted my attention well now you have my attention. Now I NEVER will go away:) As the founder of this organization I think my members would enjoy seeing you be punished for your sins against the Paranormal & Ghost Society organization. I asked you very nicely to remove my sons photo and you laughed at me. I asked you to remove the defaming post and copywritten material you refused. I enjoyed that administration card someone made for me I had it laminated earlier today :) now I am on the 13th level just like you buddy. Does this mean I can now come to your events and crash the party maybe your afraid your friends will like me more cause Ill bring the beer and fun!
I will curse you, your nerdy friends, your family for generations to come since what you fear most is the paranormal well then you got it lol. I am very happy that we have shared these great experiences together our fellowship has been lovely but I thought I would let you know and your friends know. I have forwarded over 50 photos of you to the Toronto Police, Monty's,The US Embassy and all the places you visited with security guards!!
Now go tell them I toke up I do not care as far as I am concerned poindexter you took things to far and now you will meet the deliverer of justice!!! Nothing will buy you immunity with me this is America and I say give me liberty or give me death. Many will turn their heads now cause they can clearly see that your are a scrawny nerd!! Did you actually think you could take on a warrior like me at the Akron Caves sure I visited them briefly cause I knew if I seen you their as well as your friends and it would have been like a hellraiser movie!!! I love a good Hellraiser movie don't you remember the party when pinhead raises his hands and the doors shut in the night club the screams, people running in fear man that just gets me going. When a man is pushed to his limits you would be surprised what that man is capable of.
You are very very lucky we did not encounter one another when I was in NY I will leave it at that. But I thought I would let you know the good news old pal:) I am thinking about visiting Toronto sometime in the future might have to wait a few years but we will sit down and have a little talk! Oh yeah I am a bitter jerk how enlightening if your going to get it right please get it right I am not a jerk nor am I bitter however I do love to dwell in the darkness you did not think they just called me Lord Of Thy Night for nothing did you? See unlike your group I am not evil I do however believe that I have every right to expose the moron that you are.
Do you have any comments?
I know all about the fake proxies I know EVERYTHING now:) remember that old email I sent you weeks ago well I gave you 24 hours to remove my sons photo you refused!! Good luck exploring cause your face is going out to millions in Toronto!!! Oh and its totally legal cause all I am doing is being the messenger giving kind tips to law enforcement!!!
I have toppled empires in my time and I will topple yours! See the thing is unlike you I DONT care what your site says about me, the hate sites, the rude guestbook signatures cause as I said before negativity is like blood threw my veins each sin you commit makes me so much stronger its like a nuclear weapon chain reacting. I am somebody you cannot win against if you got supporters I feel sorry for them they could join a million other sites at no cost rather then pay you to sit on your scrawny ass.
You mocked out my photo I got a photo with your face covered in ZITS lol as a psychic your energy is weak it makes me so freaking sick. You could not even come close to me in strength, looks, or knowledge! My green flowing hair is better then your nigger lol. Anybody who supports you must be like you that is what I am starting to figure out. Those that oppose you have smartened up to see the geek that you really are. You have more haters of UER then you think so you got lots of members half of them are banned or fake names you know it as well as I DO.
You myswell turn over UER to me Id at least treat each man with respect and go out weekly exploring. You have no balls boy! Its pretty bad that after the 300 flame post, harassment I received, threats etc that I am still laughing at you your efforts are fruitless! You wanted a nemesis well now you have one and I am the worst one you could ever have cause you see while you spent months trying to pick me apart I spent time investigating YOU. I am very intelligent when it comes to these things!! Now I understand that you are not into women and that you are in touch with your feminine side it even shows in your whining guestbook messages!!
Do you think people care if you call me a fake? bitter? a jerk? you sound like a girl why don't you try a little harder!! I know you and Alex you do not have it in you I am so disappointed that you have to pick on my son an 8 year old boy instead of standing up against a Lord. I love the site btw glad some people see you for what you are you look like you belong in the zoo. Good thing their are laws or Id put a bounty out for you lock you in a cage with an alligator and see who wins. Do you know how you beat a 16ft 1000lb Gator Alex? You take out its offense first then immobilize it. Its fairly easy to do but that requires some knowledge something you lack.
Boohoo go cry to your mother send her over here to Florida I will share her with my brides will each take a turn hahahahahaha nothing like moms homecooking after a hard day of running UER huh? Aren't you a little to old to be living with mommy? Hurry and tell your mother that I toke up maybe I should visit her in Toronto give her a smoke and show her the prince of darkness guarantee when I am done with her she will not think of you fondly as a son lol.
You see my friend I am very loving, peaceful, and respectful man. But I have a few simple rules I go by A. Do not cross me B. Give me respect and you got mine back and C. Do not mess with my sons yep you broke all 3 of them so you get what is deserved. Please tell your mom I said hi let me know if she can do the administration for my website as well actually let me do the administration while she is under my desk appeasing the god that I am!!
Aww what is wrong did I hurt your feelings!!!! Well too bad!!! As you told me under the fair decency act this is okay to do well thank you for teaching me this I learned from the best woooo! You are like nothing but slaughter to the lambs my friend. Our organization may not have the best site or the most members but we are elite and gods at what we do. I would love to see you climb a mountain, swim under water to a cave, take on a wild animal, or hang off the side of a ship. My men are trained to be the best you cannot hide what you have done to me I will not stop till more then a billion people see your sins against a father and his sons!
The Aftermath
AngelofthyNight received the banhammer from uer.ca. He then subsequently attempted to drop dox on several of their members. There's been no word of a pending internet lawsuit.
Lord Rick also set several of his MySpace blog entries to private, and, in keeping with his internet panhandling, restricted full access to his shit website to those who give him OL or IRL fellatio, attention, or money. Yes, for the low price of $39.99 per year, you too can peruse the entirety of AngelofthyNight's paranoid delusions of grandeur.
AngelofthyNight vs. Oddempire.org
Some unfunny nerd with a supernatural blog, calling himself "the odd emperor," decided to start some drama with AngelofthyNight. It started out with a review, and then a post during the uer.ca drama, in which he was actually trying to be nice; afterwords, however, he wrote an e-mail to AngelofthyNight asking some lol questions. Ricky became incredibly butthurt over not being treated like Jesus Christ and retreated to his MySpace hugbox.
In February of 2007, the odd emperor made light of a trip AngelofthyNight was taking to investigate the scenic and apparently haunted pine barrens of New Jersey. For some reason, it took three months for AngelofthyNight to see and react to this page. However, due to his recent pwnage, angelofthynight had learned a few things about trolling.
He immediately declared war and got his MySpace sockpuppets and fanboys to post on the odd emperor's MySpace, calling him a pedophile faggot and accusing him of grooming. Then, like Pigslop, angelofthynight offered free PGS site memberships to 1337 h4x0rz (which he humorously called "those experienced in "The Matrix") in exchange for hacking the odd emperor, even though nobody gives a shit about his website. He also threatened to give out the odd emperor's dox, even though the odd emperor did not drop AngelofthyNight's dox on his blog. Eventually, AngelofthyNight did drop the Odd Emperor's dox in his wall of horror section above -- dox that he found in a post on the Vanguard News Network after the odd emperor trolled some Nazi asshole. This just proves that AngelofthyNight is a nazi who dreams of the day Hal Turner will let him lick his balls.
Recently, AngelofthyNight removed the odd emperor's dox from his wall of horror in return for the odd emperor's baleeting most of his entries on AngelofthyNight. Truly, AngelofthyNight is becoming a fearsome internet warrior, except for the part where we still know he gets his information from white supremacist websites.
Lord Rick on YouTube
Like a lot of other internet douchebags looking for e-fame, Lord Rick went and got himself a YouTube account so he could upload vids of his expeditions. Like when he tried to climb a mountain in the middle of the winter with no protective gear, or after he swipes food from his landlord for Thanksgiving dinner. He's even so fucked in the head that he believes he is really running for president in 2012. I shit you not!
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Lord Rick's videos are almost all complete faggotry, who cares if he goes on roller coaster or wanders around some abandoned shit people go to all the time?
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AngelofthyNight responds to ED
AngelofthyNight claims that he won't read this article because it is full of negativity and hate. He also claims that since someone wrote a long article about him, it means that people secretly look up to him and are jealous of him. Obviously, Lord Rick fails it at understanding trolling. One day, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica know that his curiosity will get the better of him.
AngelofthyNight threatens Encyclopedia Dramatica
As predicted, Lord Rick's potential lolcano has officially erupted.
His response to ED:
—Lord Rick Founder |
Further drama
In early December, 2007, the bemulleted one appeared as a guest on a NowLive radio program entitled, "Paranormal Interest Radio." The resulting chat transcript only resulted in further drama and lulz.
Lord Rick's guest appearance on Paranormal Interest Radio [2] included his usual references to unrestrained marijuana use, claims of omnipotence, and standard shameless self promotion.
Within days of realizing he'd been completely pwned by Paranormal Interest Radio Lord Rick copied Paranormal Interest Radio by starting his OWN radio show on NowLive, and naturally accused everyone of copying him. Then Lord rick threatened the world that he was going to sue everyone. Lord Rick even spent several minutes of the radio show bawwwing about Paranormal Interest Radio for their inability to control all of the users in the NowLive chat room who joked around about Lord Rick's moronic character flaws and stupidity during the show. Lord Rick also devoted much of the show to his concept that kids should be marijuana every day before school because it helps them to think more clearer."
On his 12/20 show, in the NowLive chatroom, a listener was seen asking Lord Rick some basic questions about his paranormal abilities. Lord Rick banned the listener after two questions.
Shortly after, the founder and moderator of an Upstate New York paranormal discussion board received a thread from an obvious AngelofthyNight sockpuppet, who attacked the man for his religion, association with RickTard's longtime nemesis (a successful author from the same area), and accused the man of directly copying the PGS forum. Lord Rick was b& from the forum and sent a warning message to the guestbook on his website. Naturally, AngelofthyNight chose not to post it in his guestbook.
Later that same day, Lord Rick's MySpace featured a blog entry entitled, "King Basher....Exposed....Friends Read This Person Is Dangerous." The friends of The_Basher reported the entry to MySpace as it violated the Myspace ToS. Almost 24 hours later, the post still remained.
On 12/29, der Ricktard released another obscenity-laden on his "radio show." This time, he lashed out with attacks on CPIT, a paranormal group out of Chicago, UER, as well as two other Paranormal Research groups, GSI and BSI, both apparently hellbent on exposing Lord Rick for the blatant pot smoking loser that he is. In the 12/29 show, his inability to keep his crap equipment up and running led to a break (five minutes of static) in his show wherein Lord Rick shit bricks so that Lord Rick could reload on his precious jenkem and marijuana. His claim that that various groups were attacking him in his own chat room in front of his thousands of fans and members was whined about in great detail, preceded by a ranting claim that all of Encyclopedia Dramatica was about himself, and had been authored by the mysterious "King Flasher."
As Rick continues to threaten anyone who refuses to unequivocally accept him as infallible, his adversaries continue to expand their network, establishing open lines of communication, and keeping tabs on his claims, threats, and movements. This "Holy Butthurt" network continues to expand, incorporating those from his original stomping grounds of Western New York, people he has pissed off in Florida, and now private individuals, paranormal groups, and law enforcement in California, where Lord Rick is planning to relocate. Rick's obscenity laden pro-pot, anti government, lolsuit threatening rants have garnered the attention of serious paranormal groups, law enforcement, and child protection groups. It is believed by Lord Rick's alleged "haters" that it is just a matter of time before his kids are taken away and he is remanded to state custody to be pwned in the ass by Bubba for the various crimes of which he accuses others. One can only hope.
UPDATE: As of 1/25/2008, Lord Rick continues to engage in the epic ruination of his children. He has replaced his mySpace "profile photo" with a photograph of his young son, wearing a black spiderman shirt and sunglasses. Most hysterical is the fact that his son's photograph now shows up as the "moderator" or as a member on all of Rick's mySpace groups, including "California Bifemales & Threesomes," "central florida foot fetish connection," "Thick Girls in Florida," "The Florida hookup group," "[Chronic Culture]" (a jenkem advocacy group group, "Sweet Teens From Florida," "FREAKSOFDELTONAORANYLOCALS", and "Florida BBWs and Admirers" among others. The irony, of course was that this occurs after he threatens ED for posting a photo of his son which HE snapped and posted on his own site and myspace account.
RECENT DRAMA
Lord Rick has been creating further drama on the free podcast service NowLive where he does bi-monthly rant-a-thons about how everyone and their mom is out to get him. Despite the fact that a lot of moms are out to get him for picking the locks of their shrill shrieking daughters. Lord Rick's podcasts can be found at
http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100255030
A growing number of net-tards are hassling Lord Rick by way of blogging at angelofthynight.com. Lord Rick has proclaimed that he never goes there and never reads their shit. Naturally he's all over it like a pig in slop and can't stay away. Just like when he claimed that he never reads this page, except when he vandalizes it and writes TL DL rebuttals in his hugbox.
Even MOAR Recent Drama
In March of 2010, Lord Rick was trolled by someone on AOTN.com. See, in September of 2009, His Lordship tried to sucker a poor, unsuspecting person into letting him live in her apartment and watch his kids while he "looked for work and found another place". This person was not aware of his status as a god, and at first was mildly interested in getting to know him. Now, when Lord Rick asked if he could stay with her, they had not met in person yet. So, the girl decides to meet him, and brings along her friend and current roomie. Lulz ensue. Lord Rick shows his true colors and immediately displays his ability to charm. Long Story Short, the girl decides she is not interested in having a weird, ugly, craterfaced caveman for a roomie, and says "Sorry, Can not haz", to which he replies, via email and myspace blog "BAWWWWWW Nobody loves me". He rants and raves about how fat she and her friend are, and tells the totally true story of how they were threatening to have sex, and they were weird cause they talked about D&D. Months pass.
The "whale" he refers to in his blog entry[3] has stumbled upon this article, and lulz ensue. In the comments section, she posts her "version" of the story. Her version involves a lot more detail on his behavior and his troo storeez. Rick's "haterz" are immensely amused, because it just seems like everyone he's ever come across seems to fall into their lap.
Days pass before he notices the update. OMFGDRAMA. Rick starts a huge lashout on the girl who came to see him (who wasn't involved in the trolling), posting badly photoshopped pics, and pieces of her entirely public myspace. Nothing about the girl who sent in the piece, save for some third-grade level namecalling and some Internet Threats. In the beginning, he keeps the posts about them private. The girl baits him, pushing him to unlock them for the viewing pleasure of the public. Another player enters the foray, claiming to be an ex-friend of his newest enemy. He posts her email on his forum[4]. Little does he know, it's a trap! He has been trolled! The same "girl", sent in an email to other Lord Rick Trollers that Rick didn't want to post in public, basically saying she trolled him, and was just trying to start drama. Of course, Rick has already entered her into the game, so he can't just throw her out without cause, otherwise he'll look like a fraud.
He posted many new blog posts cursing out the person he thought was trolling him, and calling her names. Lulz have ended for now.
See also
- Missy
- Gorgeous George
- DivineAngel
- Feltcho
- Argent009
- Talk:Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown Immense butthurt to be found here. Rick is User:AbusedByEvan.
- Seph Lawless
External Links
www.AngelOfThyNight.com! The ONLY Lord Rick FanSite NOT run by Lord Rick!404- New homepage, Paranormal & Ghost Society
- AngelofthyNight hates when you spam this with DESU and goatse
Social Media
Rick Rowe
AngelOfThyNightRadio
TheParanormalAndGhostSociety
AngelOfThyNight
angelofthynight
angelofthynight
angelofthynight
Yahoo Groups
- Emo Group
- Azn fetish group
- Lord Rick's Bi-Female Group
- Supernatural Flordia
- THE PGS
- Yet another yahoo group
- Still another
- And another
- Holy shit!
- with this faggotry
Lord Rick's old PaganPassions yahoo groupDELETEDLord Rick's old PaganPersonals yahoo group. Basically the same thingDELETEDNudist GroupDELETED???DELETEDLord Ricks love connectionDELETEDWTF?DELETEDalmost doneDELETED
Other Groups
- Google's PGS Group
MSN PGS GroupDELETEDMyspace PGS GroupDELETEDMyspace's Lord Rick's suckfest group UP AGAIN!!11DELETEDBe sure to join Lord Rick's fan group on MySpaceDELETEDAOL's PGS GroupDELETED
Misc Links
- Lord Rick's first post on UER
- Lord Rick's Myspace gets shut down
- AngelofthyNight flips out on some 16-year-old girl because she won't fuck him
AngelOfThyNight Radio Show which Lord Rick uses to promote marijuana use for young children and exploit the death of a 19 year old in 2003GONEAngelOfThyNight Radio! The current place to go for his Paranormal Adult Comedy (?!?) Radio Show! (archives available!)OFFLINEPortal of Evil trolls AngelofthyNightGONEAngelofthyNight on myspace China PING PONGOFFLINEPGS gets stumbled uponOFFLINELord Rick an hero watch threadCLOSEDUE Sexy's Lord Rick reportGONE
Internet Dating sites
- angelofthynight on Mingles.com
- AngelofthyNight on matchdoctor.com
- AngelofthyNight on adultmatchdoctor.com
AngelofthyNight on FloridaLuv404AngelofthyNight on ConnectingSingles.comDELETEDAngelofthyNight on other singlesDELETEDAngelofthyNight on netfriendships.comGONEAngelofthyNight on dating singlesGONE*AngelofthyNight on applemates.comGONEAngelofthyNight on imatchup404AngelofthyNight on thesingle.com404AngelofthyNight on hotref.comDELETED
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