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one | [[Image:Ifonly.jpg|thumb|If only they were [http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Bea_Flora all this hawt], Boobpedia's [[Alexa]] rank would be coming close to 1/10th that of [[Uncyclopedia]], never mind [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (although HOLY SHIT OMG Boobpedia is [[at least 100]] times more popular than [[Wikinfo]]!!!!!)]] | ||
'''Boobpedia''' is a [[wiki]] about [[women]] with [[epic|big, even huge]], [[tits]], specifically [[porn]] stars and [[whore|adult models]]. There are some hot women on the site but you must proceed with caution. There are many [[fat]]ties, and women with comically large fake breasts such as Chelsea Charms. The site is run by two [[sysop]]s called Hexvoodoo and The Honorable. They have a tough stance on [[vandalism]], and both also edit over at [[TOW]]. But due to its strict [[notability]] requirements most of the [[camwhore]]s that they want to write about cannot be included there, making it quite a good directory for your porns if you are not either [[gay]], a [[pedophile]], or an [[ephebophile]], which [[you]] are. | |||
==A Superior Wiki== | |||
Much of the information on Boobpedia, like any wiki, is [[lie|completely 100% accurate]]. In fact, they often go out of their way to correct [[Old|birthdates]] and [[Tranny|other information]] that other sources get wrong. | |||
[[Image:Miosotis.jpg|thumb|As mentioned above.|Miosotis]] | |||
{{quote|Miosotis (born September 16, 1980 in the Dominican Republic) is a model featured on [[fat|Nadine Jansen]]'s website. | |||
A small Caribbean island is the home and birthplace of this [[Chris Benoit|breathtaking]] [[horse|black beauty]] with [[Niggertits|gigantic natural K cup tits]]. She was born the youngest daughter of a fisherman with [[Eurabia|European]] ancestry, and his wife with nigger. At [[loli|the age of 11]] it was clear that she not only got her skin color from her mother but also her upper measurements.}} | |||
Holy shit, Hispaniola is a "small island"? That's news to some [[EDiot]]s, because [[Wikipedia]] thinks that it's the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_by_area 22nd largest island in the world], which would hardly be small (kinda like her breasts). That just goes to show you how shitty of an encyclopedia [[TOW]] is when they can't even get basic geography right. | |||
==[[featured article|Featured models]]== | |||
[[Image:Sailor small boobpedia.jpg|thumb|Meets all of Boobpedia's featured article criteria. Even [[Sceptre]] would be shitting himself.]] | |||
[[Image:Blu Velvet boobpedia001.jpg|thumb|Blu Velvet is noted for her class (note the cigarette).]] | |||
The site has a policy of creating featured articles about once a month. Lulz was created when they chose the 25-year-old [[Canadian]] [[fat]] [[goth]] chick Blu Velvet, who apparently likes it [[in the ass]] according to her Boobpedia page. | |||
{{quote| Ok, now [[WTF]] | |||
No, thats it, I'm sorry, but have our standards dropped SO MUCH? No seriously, I understand we are supposed to be an encyclopedia of gals with [[Milk bags|big boobs]], but WTF! Do you realize how many potential visitors could be turned away by this? [[Shay|I nearly tossed my lunch when I saw this]] on the main page! And don't try to argue how many more people will end up staying, I guarantee you that more people are turned away than stay after seeing... [[DO NOT WANT|this]]. | |||
As a man who [[not gay|loves big boobs]]... damnit, I have [[unrealistic expectations|standards]]! And don't think I only like anorexic chicks either, I happen to be a huge [[Pr0n|Brandy Taylor]] fan, and she is by no means Anorexic. | |||
Is it that we [[Fail|can't get anyone better]]? I mean really, this is just low. I understand that we should keep an open mind about things like this, but hell, [[Perverts|our friends over at Boobieblog]] would never put her up, and [[ebonics|lawd]], they put on Normis (with all the pictures blacked out unless you wanted to see them). *shudder* | |||
Can we please get a NEW featured article as soon as possible, I would totally be [[fap|willing to help]] on the project|DDrendar}} | |||
{{clear}} | |||
As you can see from the photos, the site is [[desperate]], and will interview any woman with breasts. Another prime example of this would be [[Sweet Eva|Eva]], a 52-year-old German pictured in the gallery below. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image:EVI 1.jpg|"Evi, born May 27, 1956 (or should that be 1596 [[amirite]]?) is a [[German]] [[MILF]] pornstar with E cup natural boobs, who was born in Gießen and lives in Berlin, both in Germany." In other words, [[DO NOT WANT]]. | |||
Image:Norma Stitz btca 02.jpg|[[Lolwut]]. | |||
Image:Chelseacharms1.jpg|Those string implants that keep growing [[awesome|unfettered]] are gonna be the [[death]] of you one day. | |||
Image:airbagversion.jpeg|Airbag Version for Car Safety, safety belts..? | |||
Image:Niggertitszomg.jpg|[[Michelle Obama]] | |||
Image:Mantheharpooons.jpg|After seeing this, why would you want to see her naked? As it is, I'm kinda glad that the table's in the way. | |||
Image:Twoface.jpg|[[WTF]]? | |||
Image:chakat.jpg| Nice :-) This is one of the few pleasant pictures on this mediocre porn site/ encyclopaedia. | |||
Image:Sammy-Sin.gif|A comprehensive guide indeed! | |||
Image:Wikimania 2006 Kelly Martin2.jpg|I really don't know why people think this could be a [[Slut|pornstar]]... | |||
</gallery> | |||
</center> | |||
==See Also== | |||
[[Image:Grawpboobpedia.jpg|thumb|[[Grawp|Rubeus Hagrid's half-little brother]] [[rickroll|never lets us down]].]] | |||
*[[Pr0n]] | |||
*[[Fat girl angle shot]] | |||
*[[Man The Harpoons]] | |||
*[[Niggertits|Niggertits.com]] | |||
*[[Desperate]] | |||
*[[BBWchan]] | |||
*[[Breast implants]] | |||
*[[JzG]], famous lover of big boobed gals | |||
==External links== | |||
* [http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page Boobpedia.] | |||
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{{wikis}} | |||
{{sites}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:48, 2 May 2016
Boobpedia is a wiki about women with big, even huge, tits, specifically porn stars and adult models. There are some hot women on the site but you must proceed with caution. There are many fatties, and women with comically large fake breasts such as Chelsea Charms. The site is run by two sysops called Hexvoodoo and The Honorable. They have a tough stance on vandalism, and both also edit over at TOW. But due to its strict notability requirements most of the camwhores that they want to write about cannot be included there, making it quite a good directory for your porns if you are not either gay, a pedophile, or an ephebophile, which you are.
A Superior Wiki
Much of the information on Boobpedia, like any wiki, is completely 100% accurate. In fact, they often go out of their way to correct birthdates and other information that other sources get wrong.
Holy shit, Hispaniola is a "small island"? That's news to some EDiots, because Wikipedia thinks that it's the 22nd largest island in the world, which would hardly be small (kinda like her breasts). That just goes to show you how shitty of an encyclopedia TOW is when they can't even get basic geography right.
Featured models
The site has a policy of creating featured articles about once a month. Lulz was created when they chose the 25-year-old Canadian fat goth chick Blu Velvet, who apparently likes it in the ass according to her Boobpedia page.
—DDrendar | ||
As you can see from the photos, the site is desperate, and will interview any woman with breasts. Another prime example of this would be Eva, a 52-year-old German pictured in the gallery below.
Gallery
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"Evi, born May 27, 1956 (or should that be 1596 amirite?) is a German MILF pornstar with E cup natural boobs, who was born in Gießen and lives in Berlin, both in Germany." In other words, DO NOT WANT. -
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Those string implants that keep growing unfettered are gonna be the death of you one day. -
Airbag Version for Car Safety, safety belts..? -
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After seeing this, why would you want to see her naked? As it is, I'm kinda glad that the table's in the way. -
WTF? -
Nice :-) This is one of the few pleasant pictures on this mediocre porn site/ encyclopaedia. -
A comprehensive guide indeed! -
I really don't know why people think this could be a pornstar...
See Also
- Pr0n
- Fat girl angle shot
- Man The Harpoons
- Niggertits.com
- Desperate
- BBWchan
- Breast implants
- JzG, famous lover of big boobed gals
External links
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