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| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | YEAR | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 401 | Mika Tapani Koskinen | 1 | 1 | 2011 | Incarcerated | 45-year-old man beat another man to death with a crutch and stabbed another man. | |
| 402 | Anonymous | 1 | 1 | 2013 | V& | Portu geese former student nabbed to death a student and wounded another before V&. | |
| 403 | Olli Mikael Juntunen | 1 | 1 | 2014 | Incarcerated | 18-year-old half-turk stabbed some of his friends and escaped. Sentenced to 11 years in prison. | |
| 404 | Thomas "Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain" Mair | 1 | 1 | 2016 | Life imprisonment | Shot and stabbed to death a traitor whore working for Parliament, as well as a white knight who tried to stop the whole ordeal. | |
| 405 | Carlos Omar Peralta López | 1 | 1 | 2016 | Institutionalized | Another insane islamic convert, this time in Sudakalandia, stabbed and killed a merchant, and also injured the son of said merchant who was trying to stop the attack. | |
| 406 | Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones | 1 | 1 | 2016 | Released | 24-year-old druggie stabbed two young men he owed money to in a car due to freaking out and believing he was about to be killed. Cried in court like a bitch and claimed it was in self defense. Unknown persons tried to burn down his former apartment after the ordeal, nearly killing two innocent niggers who lived upstairs. Bjørn seems to be released as of 2024. | |
| 407 | Roni Peter Perovuo | 1 | 1 | 2016 | Incarcerated | 27-year-old man robbed a house and ended up stabbing some of the people. | |
| 408 | Toni Petteri Haikonen | 1 | 1 | 2021 | Incarcerated | 27-year-old druggie attacked some people as revenge for one of them fucking his girl. | |
| 409 | Abdella Ahmed Haji | 1 | 1 | 2021 | Incarcerated | 40-year-old refugee stabbed two women working in a Norwegian Welfare office, one fatally. | |
| 410 | Anonymous gangster | 1 | 1 | 2021 | Incarcerated | Gangster stabbed 2 students killing one in his school. | |
| 411 | Anonymous father | 1 | 1 | 2021 | Incarcerated | Stabbed his 4 month old baby to death. Also stabbed his wife but she survived. | |
| 412 | Nino Luciano | 1 | 1 | 2022 | Incarcerated | German member of both the Maniacs Murder Cult and 764 killed an old woman two weeks after failing to kill an old man. | |
| 413 | Philip Austin Brant | 1 | 1 | 2024 | Killed by police | Random Man stabs teen dad and unnamed man before the pigs shot him. | |
| 414 | Anonymous man | 1 | 1 | 2024 | V& | Stabbed a mother and killed her daughter before getting V&. | |
| 415 | Anonymous 14-year-old boy | 1 | 1 | 2024 | V& | 14-year.old teenaged boy stabbed 2 cops on the police station, killing 1. | |
| 416 | Anonymous man | 1 | 1 | 2024 | V& | Stabbed a 32 year old to death and wounded a swiss 33 year old for Allah. | |
| 417 | Anonymous man | 1 | 1 | 2024 | V& | Love triangle goes wrong in Best Korea. The wife gets killed and her lover gets wounded. | |
| 418 | Randi Amundsdatter Grønsveen | 1 | 0 | 1776 | Executed | 14-year-old girl and her 10-year-old brother killed their mother, planning to kill their father when he came home. After being arrested, Randi was sentenced to death and her brother sent to do slave labor. Randi was tortured and executed two years later. | |
| 419 | Edward Tarrant | 1 | 0 | 1931 | Executed | Tarrant's predecessor killed some nosey neighbour (James Flood) with an axe before being executed. | |
| 420 | Otoya Yamaguchi | 1 | 0 | 1960 | An heroed in prison | Made sure evil could never take root in his country by ramming his sword into a fat Jap commie poised to drag Japan into socialism, all on live television. | |
| 421 | Urho Somersalmi | 1 | 0 | 1962 | An hero | Famous actor chopped his wife up with an axe he had recieved as an award, and hanged himself. | |
| 422 | Unknown | 1 | 0 | 1981 | Unknown | 18-year-old used a shovel to beat a teacher who died three weeks later. | |
| 423 | Bård "Faust" Eithun | 1 | 0 | 1992 | Incarcerated; later released | Black metal drummer stabbed some faggot 37 times in a park at night and left. The next day, Bård travelled to Oslo with Varg Vikernes and "Euronymous" (who was later killed by Varg) and burned down a church. He was caught in 1994 and released in 2003. | |
| 424 | Jon Veneables Robert Thompson |
1 | 0 | 1993 | 1 incarcerated, 1 released | 2 10-year-olds shanked a 3-year-old to death before being caught by constabulary. | |
| 425 | Varg Vikernes | 1 | 0 | 1993 | Incarcerated; later released | Black metal musician who stabbed one of his bandmates 23 times after an argument in his apartment. Was sentenced to 21 years in prison for murder, as well as arson from when he burned down four churches. Trolled the media hard by smiling during the sentencing and saying that it was to promote his shitty music. After he was released, he would continue to record more albums and eventually start a | |
| 426 | Jhegarajah Shangaran | 1 | 0 | 1998 | Incarcerated | Immigrant from Sri Lanka raped, robbed and stabbed a 59-year-old woman before burning down her house. He was captured 20 years later and sentenced to 17 years in prison. | |
| 427 | Siaosi Vanisi | 1 | 0 | 1998 | Dead | Tongan immigrant murdered a Sheriff's Deputy with a hatchet near the University of Reno campus in Nevada before taking his gun, gun belt, radio, and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before getting shot and taken into custody. He was sentenced to death the following year and died on death row in 2023. Known for being the only Hack'N'Slash player to try Nightmare Mode and actually kill someone without dying. | |
| 428 | Marcellus Williams | 1 | 0 | 1998 | Executed | Random nigger kills random innocent white chick example #312778, relevant to absolutely noone until Black Lives Matter activists started screeching about how he was being set up by the white mang in a failed attempt to avoid his death sentence in 2024. | |
| 429 | Kim Poulsen | 1 | 0 | 2001 | Released | Danish welder, serial rapist and possible serial killer. He caught up to a 32-year-old woman who was headed home from a party with the intent of raping her when a teenager passed by and saw what was going on, causing Kim to freak out and kill her before escaping. He was caught in 2004 due to DNA evidence, serving 14 years before being released and banished from the country. | |
| 430 | Unknown | 1 | 0 | 2002 | Escaped | Unknown nigger stabbed a swazi journalist in his home. | |
| 431 | Tsuji Natsumi | 1 | 0 | 2004 | Released | 11-year-old girl with assburgers slit a classmates throat with a box cutter after being called fat. Was released in 2008 under a new name. | |
| 432 | Daniel Petry | 1 | 0 | 2007 | Institutionaled, now free | 16 year old gay killed, raped and mutilated Gabriel Kuhn, a 12 year old kid on a excitement attack while he was on his house, playing Tibia.Gabriel's brother tired to kill the fag with a shovel but got stoped by another neighbour. Some assclowns who didn't know about the incident, spread a false version and it became more viral than the true one. | |
| 433 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2008 | Institutionalezed? | 12-year-old boy killed a 9-year-old girl with a knife before failing to commit suicide. | |
| 434 | S.E.L.P | 1 | 0 | 2008 | V& | A 17 year old gravellbellie, stabbed a kid with a butter knife for no reason in a seedy bar.The bar closed forever. | |
| 435 | Jodi Arias | 1 | 0 | 2008 | Incarcerated | Killed her Mormon ex-BF while he was showering. | |
| 436 | Dylan Schumaker | 1 | 0 | 2013 | Incarcerated | He bricked a poor 23-month-old toddler to death. Now he's suffering the same fate as the above, the only difference being he doesn't have a pussy. He's turned into one! | |
| 437 | Marko Toni-Juhani Vehmanen | 1 | 0 | 2014 | Incarcerated | 30-year-old brought a knife to a school with plans to stab a random man and ended up killing a 16-year-old boy. | |
| 438 | Ebrima Sanyang | 1 | 0 | 2014 | V& | Teacher who gone postal killing his fellow friend and teacher Jobareth. He killed him beacause he touched his chair. | |
| 439 | William Cornick | 1 | 0 | 2014 | V& | Psychotic 15-year-old Britfag who wanted to kill three of his teachers, also an unborn baby, only killed one teacher. | |
| 440 | Roland Sumo | 1 | 0 | 2015 | An hero | Physic instructor grab his scissors and stabbed his friend. He commited suicide by hanging. | |
| 441 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2015 | V& | Sudanese student got his phone stolen by principal of his school on the night. One day after, the principal got stabbed by him. | |
| 442 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2016 | V& | Another bored student stabbed his classmate in a misunderstood in Botswanna. | |
| 443 | Barbara Orlova | 1 | 0 | 2016 | Institutionalized, again | Barbara, in his 3rd time, escaped custody and killed a 16 year old boy | |
| 444 | Peter Madsen | 1 | 0 | 2017 | Incarcerated | 46-year-old self-taught engineer known for building rockets, submarines and other extravagant constructions, had an appointment with a journalist who would come onto his submarine and interview him. The submarine disappeared during the night and was discovered the next day, sunken and with no journalist in sight. It turned out Peter had tortured, murdered and dismembered the journalist during their voyage and gore videos were found on his computer. Tried to escape from jail in 2020, but was unsuccessful. | |
| 445 | Sean Urbanski | 1 | 0 | 2017 | V& | Stabbed a nigger who was in the army after he wouldn't get out of his way | |
| 446 | Andréi Yemelyannikov | 1 | 0 | 2017 | An Hero | Cutted the throat of his teacher with a bleeding knife and taked a selfie with the body. Some minutes later, taked another selfie with a circular saw and commited suicide. | |
| 447 | Brandon Clark | 1 | 0 | 2019 | Incarcerated | Jealous Mangel lookalike killed a girl he met online before trying to an hero. | |
| 448 | Mohammed Altaha | 1 | 0 | 2019 | Incarcerated | Murdered his wife for no reason and blamed racists for the heinous act. Initially expelled, Mohammed "converted to christianity" and the expulsion was revoked, as his life was now in danger if he were returned to his home country. | |
| 449 | Guilherme Von Neutegem | 1 | 0 | 2020 | V& | Satanist who knifed an old muzzie who was the caretaker of a mosque. Might have killed a sandnigger five days prior too. | |
| 450 | Abdullakh Anzorov | 1 | 0 | 2020 | Shot by cops | 18-year-old Russian islamist beheaded his teacher, | |
| 451 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2020 | Institutionalized? | 13 year old boy stabbed to death his 15 year old enemy with a kitchen knife. | |
| 452 | Sicelo Dlamini | 1 | 0 | 2020 | An Hero | Another swazi named like the school killer, abducted, whacked and stabbed a young girl before commiting suicide by hanging. | |
| 453 | Jamaah Ansharut Daulah member | 1 | 0 | 2020 | Killed by police | Split some policeman with a katana before being bullet-raped by da pigs. | |
| 454 | Eirik Hermansen | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Incarcerated | 30-year-old man killed his 23-year-old ex-GF in a drunken rage, stabbing her over 50 times and switching between 4 different knives as they broke from the force of which they were used. Even though she had been stabbed in the face and neck and her skull was partially crushed, she was conscious by the time police entered the apartment, only able to say "I can't take it anymore" repeatedly. She died 5 days later in hospital, and Eirik was sentenced to 17 years in prison and fined over 1 million NOK. | |
| 455 | Brian Cohee | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Incarcerated | Autistic Untermensch beheaded a homeless man sleeping under a bridge unprovoked. Believed that he would get 15-20 years before | |
| 456 | Aiden Fucci | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Incarcerated | 14-year-old bragged about his plans to murder and ended up stabbing his classmate to death for the lulz. Tried to get away with it, | |
| 457 | Ethan Hun Zhe Kai | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Institutionalized | 16 year old boy stabbed with an ax a 13 year old student in the school bathroom. He wanted to get to the High Scores but failed to go on to the high score's heaven cuz he pussied out just half an hour later. | |
| 458 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2021 | V& | Another stabbing fight with a mate in a normal day in Botswana. | |
| 459 | Unknown | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Escaped | Random anon stabbed to death a 15 year old teen and escaped | |
| 460 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2022 | V& | Bully went on a fight with a nerd and unfortunatly, the nerd got stabbed with a pen knife in the kidney and died in the hospital. | |
| 461 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2022 | Incarcerated? | One Monday afternoon, a jealous girl killed her 26-year-old boyfriend with a knife. Her family turned her over to the police. | |
| 462 | Leon Sibandze | 1 | 0 | 2022 | V&? | He stabbed a tobacconist with his knife before the relatives of the dead man beat him. He was transferred to the hospital. | |
| 463 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2022 | V&? | Student killed his teacher with a knife in a disagreement, who did'nt like some comments from the teacher towards the fagot student. | |
| 464 | Herman Schlaupitz Kihle | 1 | 0 | 2023 | V& | 26-year-old horse racing commentator with a cleft palate got drunk as fuck at a Christmas party with his co-workers, lured some middle aged man to an apartment for unknown reasons before beating him to death with a crowbar, all while filming the whole ordeal and sending the video to his co-workers on Snapchat. The next day, he called the police and told them there was an injured man in an apartment, but couldn't remember exactly where. After a few hours of searching, the police found the apartment and arrested Herman, who plead not guilty. He also knocked a random man out for no reason in 2021, breaking his jaw. He can be seen in some videos on | |
| 465 | Anonymous student | 1 | 0 | 2023 | V&? | 1 year after a nerd got stabbed to death by his bully, another nerd got the revenge with a piece of glass. Stabbed his bully to death. | |
| 466 | Daniel Sancho | 1 | 0 | 2023 | Sentenced to death | Dago chef son of famous gypsy actor, stabbed and mutilated a Colombian surgeon for unknown reasons. In Spain there was a lot of butthurt and lulz for the incident. | |
| 467 | Jonas Diego Halvorsen | 1 | 0 | 2023 | V& | 18-year-old tranny who went by the name of Julia murdered his 22-year-old "boyfriend", another tranny and | |
| 468 | Karmelo Anthony | 1 | 0 | 2025 | Released on bond | Nigger stabbed a white handegg boy. | |
| 469 | 14 year old girl | 0 | 37 | 2011 | V&? | Teenaged girl went needle rampage on her school, like a game, before being V& | |
| 470 | 6 year old | 0 | 37 | 2021 | Free | The youngest hack'n'slasher. Stabbed with a syringe all his classmates while playing. This kid got same score as the Puerto Rico girl. | |
| 471 | Mike P. | 0 | 34 | 2006 | Incarcerated | 16 year old boy stabbed 34 people in a metro station. He didnt kill a single soul. | |
| 472 | Anonymous man | 0 | 30 | 2024 | V&? | Another fucking sand nigger who ragequited for allah. 3 stabbing for allah in Germany 1 year. Are You Serious? | |
| 473 | Min Yongjun | 0 | 24 | 2012 | Incarcerated | 36-year-old attacked a school with a kitchen knife. | |
| 474 | Dalmacio Abad | 0 | 22 | 2001 | V& | Yet another fucking pinoy who bolo'd some fags before getting V&. | |
| 475 | Alex Hribal | 0 | 21 | 2014 | Incarcerated | An Eric Harris cucksmoking pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&. | |
| 476 | Marivaldo Teixeira da Silva | 0 | 18 | 2015 | V& | This psychopath went to a random house and stabbed a man who tried to stop him. After some minutes, went to the local school and stabbed some kids before using a use chair to make it. Got V& by the pigs. | |
| 477 | Aihin | 0 | 16 | 1878 | Dead | Malay stabbed with a sword and a chopper knife 15 people (including his wife). He died in the police station by some injuries. | |
| 478 | Anonymous 18 year old student | 0 | 16 | 1960 | Incarcerated | Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone. | |
| 479 | David Cedric Morgan | 0 | 15 | 1994 | Incarcerated | Attacked a mall with two knives before being subdued by a man with a golf club. | |
| 480 | Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze | 0 | 13 | 2018 | Stabbed each other but didn't die, subsequently V& | Two Ruskie gay lovers who tried to recreate Columbine at a school in Russia and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, then getting into an argument and stabbing each other. | |
| 481 | Franco Salomon | 0 | 14 | 1997 | V& | Pinoy went amok. | |
| 482 | Dylan Quick | 0 | 14 | 2013 | Incarcerated | Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit. | |
| 483 | Evaristo Malisya | 0 | 13 | 1991 | Escaped | Yet another fucking pinoy rampage and another escaped forever. | |
| 484 | Masanori Hikosaka | 0 | 12-13 | 1958 | V& | AZN Predecessor of Aquilino Padial stabbed some people after watching a samurai movie. | |
| 485 | Chen Qingzhi | 0 | 12 | 2005 | V& | Another chink who nabbed some people before getting his ass V& | |
| 486 | Hamza Matrouk | 0 | 11 | 2015 | V& | Nabbed some officers in Kikeland before being V&. | |
| 487 | Abdul Razak Ali Artan | 0 | 11 | 2016 | Shot by cops | A mudslime nigger rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression". | |
| 488 | Hwang Bom-nae | 0 | 10 | 2002 | V&? | The voice of Kim Il-Sung told Hwang to kill a bunch of people, but he only managed to injury 10 kids in a cafeteria with kitchen 2 knifes. | |
| 489 | Yusuke Tsushima | 0 | 10 | 2021 | Incarcerated | Incel went Elliot on the subway injuring 10 before being V& | |
| 490 | William Stankewic | 0 | 9 | 2001 | V& | Went amok with a machete and a baseball bat injuring 3 adults and 6 kids before being V&. | |
| 491 | Breanna Rose Long | 0 | 9 | 2016 | An hero | 15-year-old stabbed people at her school. None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit. Killed herself in 2018. | |
| 492 | Fatmir H. | 0 | 9 | 2017 | Institutionalized | Refugee from Kosovo went berserk with an axe on a train. | |
| 493 | Anonymous man | 0 | 9 | 2024 | V& | Went on a failed serial mass stabbing rampage before being V& almost 2 days later. | |
| 494 | Xie Zhongcai | 0 | 8 | 2003 | Incarcerated | Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab children and teachers/staff. | |
| 495 | Muhammad Sa'afan | 0 | 8 | 2011 | Incarcerated | Palestinian crashed his car and nabbed some kike officers before being shot and V&. | |
| 496 | 30 year old woman | 0 | 8 | 2011 | Incarcerated | Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely. | |
| 497 | Ahamed Aathill Mohamed Samsudeen | 0 | 8 | 2021 | Killed by police | Another mudslime who does it for allah and gets killed by cops. | |
| 498 | Kalle Janhunen | 0 | 7 | 1957 | Failed an hero | Suomi farmer wounded 7 villager before failing to an hero. | |
| 499 | Tamim Sultani | 0 | 7 | 2021 | Incarcerated | Some Afghan refugee went amok in the streets with a knife. | |
| 500 | Sascha "Sasha" I. | 0 | 7 | 2017 | Shot and V& | 17 year old latvian nazi-obsessed Anal fisting fan with a lulzy VK PFP who attacked some people and a fucking baby with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot. |